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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You don't hear me confession. I can't take back o arms.
Little Mouse Speaker.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Sext to seventy eight five nine two says I was
on a cruise with my ex and his new girlfriend
what and I may or may not have made the
ship's crew believe that she had a contagious rash, so.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
They quarantined her for three days.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I got to drink dakeries with my ex and she
was stuck in her cabin the entire time.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I don't regret it. I won that cruise. You can
just see.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
I don't know that you did, because it's still your ex. Yeah,
so you guys aren't back together. I don't know that
that's the winning you wanted.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I mean, normally we'd call that a petty, borderline toxic move,
but it was a cruise ship, and there's no rules
or morals when you're in international water, so I think
technically you're safe. The only rule that we have on
this segment is be one hundred percent honest about your
dirty deeds while we keep you anonymous for the mass Speaker,
And today we have a woman who wants to come
(01:03):
clean using the fake name Kylie.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
So Kylie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Hi, how are you guys?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Kylie?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah good.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
We're ready for some toxic energy from you, hopefully because
the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker
whenever you're ready. Let's hear your confession.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Well, I used to work at a flower shop.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
That always looks like such a fun job.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No, it's fun. It was. The flowers were always really
pretty and I love to see, you know, where they
were going. I do the online order. So we have
this one regular customer and he was my flowers like
every two weeks for his girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Oh but it was just online, so you never knew
him in person.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah. I would just see, like the order come in
and I wouldn't sit it out and all of that
kind of thing. But he would always put this card
on it, you know, like hear my living girlfriends say
living or loving.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
At least you meant to say love, loving, okay to
my living girlfriend's romantic.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah living not dead?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So loving? Yeah, loving love it like I'm so lucky
to have you And.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Okay, I bet.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
You get that a lot though at flower shops.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Right, yeah, like a lot of sweets, happy stuff, And
that's fine. I actually I do. I like it. It's nice
to know that people are doing that in the world.
You know, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Because everyone's always talking about romance is dead. You get
to see it, you get to see.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
The Yeah, I guess, yeah, it's very cheat. But one
week I noticed that he placed two orders and I thought, yeah,
like the first of I was a double by mistakes.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I've been there. We got to buy her two bouquets.
You have to send her a bouquet for each day
of the week.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
A new thing.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I love about you, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
But I just double check because I wanted to make sure.
And I checked his notes, and they were going to
different places, like one was his girlfriend, like I love you,
appreciate you holding them on the fort while I'm off
on business. You know, it's like whatever. And then the
other one was for a different woman.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Please tell me mom, Please tell me sister.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
No unless he calls his mom baby because it said, hey, baby,
had an amazing weekend with you, something about Biggest will
never be the same.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'm imagining.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
God, I mean, I felt horrible.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Romance again.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Now now you're an accomplice to Roman.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh God, yeah, so I sent them, you know, But
the thing is, like it kept happening, like he kept
doing it and sending two orders like consistently, like for months.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
She's like part of his rotation, and you're helping to
facilitate this ongoing affair.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's happening too.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
But I never realized affairs would be great for flower business.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Think it was a lot of silver lining. But like
I started to realize, like maybe I'm the only one
who knows that this is happening.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
It's a good point. You're the gatekeeper.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
It was kind of eating at me, and I just
I felt responsible. So I just I felt like I
had to do something. So one time when this happened,
I accidentally switched the cards.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
No god, oh my god. So wait, the girlfriend got
the side pieces card.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Did anybody call you?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Did he call you?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Did she call you?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I don't know how to exactly went down. I really don't.
But the guy called and like complained, and he said
that we had badly messed up his orders and he
wanted a refund. So we did give him a refund.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh, I mean, I guess technically you didn't have the order.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
You broke the rule of business.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
In that way, but he didn't know that was on purpose.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, yeah, I could be a common yeat, especially the
same order person.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You just switched the card.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
It's like, why am I buying at the same flower shop.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
That's his own thing too.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Okay, so he got a refund on his quote botched order,
and then what.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Well, I felt so bad that I sent each woman
because I had their information, So I sent them just
like on the house bouquets separately with apology.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Notes, with what notes apology notes.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, it's like I apologize. I said, I'm sorry your
previous order was wrong. It was for a different woman.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Oh, you fully threw him under the bus.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
It was for a different woman. You put that in
the apology just in case it wasn't spelled out for
you or who.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It's smart because the guy probably would be like, oh,
I don't know what they did. That's clearly not my order.
They must have sent the wrong persons, like Vegas. What
are they talking about Vegas.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I was on a big business trip.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah. Yeah, so you know there's no way he could
deny it. I mean that was savage.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Did you get any closure ever? Did he ever make
another order?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
No? He never so flower Shop.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
He's just single and doesn't have anyone to send you.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Is the flower shop that you worked at still in
business or was he the one person that was keeping it?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Absolutely? Oh thank god.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
That must feel good to finally be able to tell
that story to somebody.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yes, to get it off.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Did she do the right thing? Does the room believe
that it was right to break this professionally?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
But yeah for the team, Yeah, we're so glad you
did that. And text in the seven, eight, five, nine too.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Your phone TAP's coming up.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Look at Jeffrey in the morning.