June 5, 2025 • 6 mins
Today's Masked Speaker says he's kept a secret from his wife for 8 years, in fact he's been keeping it in his WALLET and she can never know about it!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You don't know me concession I can't take back ow
arms speak TEXTA seven eight five nine two says I
really want to go get a massage, but I don't
know how to tell if the place offers massages or
quote massages.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh you know what? I found this out look at
the hours. Oh that's yeah. I saw one about purchasing
one from their elderly father and not knowing what they
were getting to.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
God. Yeah, this person says, I'm just worried they'll ask
and I won't know how to say no.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh God, am I not good enough for you? Have
some boundaries? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
On this show we offer a different kind of stress relief,
the relief of getting your secrets off of your chest
and out into the open right here on the mass speaker. Yeah,
and also a little under the table stuff if you
ask nicely. And today we have a guy who wants
to come clean and using the fake name Keith. So, Keith, welcome,
laid down on the table, take your pants off? How
you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hey, Hey, what's going on? Everybody? That was too much?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
That was too much? That's okay, we understand your boundaries now, Keith.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, so you want to just do a regular confession today,
or you want to do a little something extra, just.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
A regular confession. And that's funny confession to me. So
I hope y'all think it's a funny confession as well.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh awesome, it's awesome. Usually people are really nervous, but
I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, we can't wait. Voice changes on. You're the mass speaker.
Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. He's like, I
stole someone's identity.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I'm not the criminal in this, but somebody else.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
All right, what do you got, Keith?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Bill?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I've been married now for about twelve years. Just want
you guys know I love my wife to death.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Whenever you start like that, there's a button. Yeah, I
got it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Do tho. It's a funny, beautiful, maizing woman. I'm just
pure joy for me.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And we tell each other everything in the marriage. I
feel like you should tell each other.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Everything agreed, agreed.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
But there is one thing I would never tell how
I would take this to my grave?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Real you won't even tell your wife's this.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I can't tell her, Man, And it's a secret that
I keep about her in my wallet, and I've had
it in my wallet for eight years now.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What a secret about her?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's her mugshot photo.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Wait what wait? You keep your wife's mugshot? How would
she not know about her own mugshot photo?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Holdo, she know she's not killers, she's not OJ sens
and anything. I just want to put that out there.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That was definitely where my mind went immediately.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I love her so much.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
She's so sweet.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You won't see her on dayline tonight.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I promise, Okay, we don't want daylight. What happened?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So she had a traffic violation. She didn't appear in court.
Oh yeah, okay, so yeah, So she affeled the pay
of court for this traffic violation. She forgot the day,
and then one day she finally showed up for it,
and she got arrested. And I gotta tell you, I
have to be honest with you. This mug shot. She's
so beautiful in this mugshot.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Wait wait, you think she's hot in the mugshot?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Hey, so you got to think a regular mug shot.
You're getting arrested. You don't have time to make up
or anything. Because she was going to court, she had
time to put on makeup. I mean, so fierce. So
I printed it and I put it in my wallet.
I haven't hit it in my wallet.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yo, okay, just because it like gets you going a
little bit like your batty wife in a mugshot looking hot.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It's like you've been on Facebook and you see these
mugshots are like pretty people. It's one of those type
of mugs.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
If I was hurt, Yeah yeah, wait does she not
know you have it in your wallet?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh she doesn't know. She would be so embarrassed. Yeah,
she'll make me throw it away. She would be so embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
We what makes sense, like just knowing, like I've been
to jail, no matter what it's for, your wife doesn't
want you going around town showing her mugshot photos that
everybody that you know, Hey.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
First, okay, so don't judge me. I do show other
people that. She doesn't want people to know that she
was arrested. But she's so beautiful in it. I've shown
it the bartenders, I've shown it the uber drivers because
peopould be like, hey, are you married. I'm like, I'm married.
Check this out. And everybody has seen it there even like,
(04:26):
oh my god, she's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
A terrifying, scary.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
But here's the thing you're gonna get busted. Somebody's gonna
see her and be like, Oh, you're the buckshot hotie.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
That's the thing. I'm really good at hiding it from
her because she doesn't get through my wallet anything like that.
Like my daughter, I have a we have a three
year old daughter, and one day she grabbed my wallet
off the counter and pulled it out and I had
to grab it real quick.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Was your wife in the room, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
My wife was in the room. My wife was in
the room. I took the picture and.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Ate it one way to get rid of the evidence.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah. Wait then then you got it back.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
No, I printed out another Oh, like you have to
recover it out of you know.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Okay, good, you didn't put it in there.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Put that back in the wall.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, okay. What do you think your wife would do
if she found out you had this picture in your wallet?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
She would probably tell me to throw it away because
she would be embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, if she found it, then she would actually become
a murderer when she got an even sexier mud shot
photo book the second time.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Her she won't show up for that court. Yeah. Classic,
that's actually really cute.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, you're never going to show her. No plans no plans.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Are showing it. I'm taking it to the grave, matter
of fact, on my when I'm dying my lands words
will be like check the wallet.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh my god, that's hilarious. Text in seven eighty five
nine two. If you have a can profession you've been
holding on to weekend Hydror Identity Master Voice and make
you our next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up right
after this
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
You don't know me concession I can't take back ow
arms speak TEXTA seven eight five nine two says I
really want to go get a massage, but I don't
know how to tell if the place offers massages or
quote massages.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh you know what? I found this out look at
the hours. Oh that's yeah. I saw one about purchasing
one from their elderly father and not knowing what they
were getting to.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
God. Yeah, this person says, I'm just worried they'll ask
and I won't know how to say no.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh God, am I not good enough for you? Have
some boundaries? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
On this show we offer a different kind of stress relief,
the relief of getting your secrets off of your chest
and out into the open right here on the mass speaker. Yeah,
and also a little under the table stuff if you
ask nicely. And today we have a guy who wants
to come clean and using the fake name Keith. So, Keith, welcome,
laid down on the table, take your pants off? How
you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hey, Hey, what's going on? Everybody? That was too much?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
That was too much? That's okay, we understand your boundaries now, Keith.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, so you want to just do a regular confession today,
or you want to do a little something extra, just.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
A regular confession. And that's funny confession to me. So
I hope y'all think it's a funny confession as well.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh awesome, it's awesome. Usually people are really nervous, but
I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, we can't wait. Voice changes on. You're the mass speaker.
Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. He's like, I
stole someone's identity.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I'm not the criminal in this, but somebody else.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
All right, what do you got, Keith?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Bill?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I've been married now for about twelve years. Just want
you guys know I love my wife to death.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Whenever you start like that, there's a button. Yeah, I
got it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Do tho. It's a funny, beautiful, maizing woman. I'm just
pure joy for me.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And we tell each other everything in the marriage. I
feel like you should tell each other.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Everything agreed, agreed.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
But there is one thing I would never tell how
I would take this to my grave?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Real you won't even tell your wife's this.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I can't tell her, Man, And it's a secret that
I keep about her in my wallet, and I've had
it in my wallet for eight years now.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What a secret about her?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's her mugshot photo.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Wait what wait? You keep your wife's mugshot? How would
she not know about her own mugshot photo?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Holdo, she know she's not killers, she's not OJ sens
and anything. I just want to put that out there.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That was definitely where my mind went immediately.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I love her so much.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
She's so sweet.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You won't see her on dayline tonight.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I promise, Okay, we don't want daylight. What happened?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So she had a traffic violation. She didn't appear in court.
Oh yeah, okay, so yeah, So she affeled the pay
of court for this traffic violation. She forgot the day,
and then one day she finally showed up for it,
and she got arrested. And I gotta tell you, I
have to be honest with you. This mug shot. She's
so beautiful in this mugshot.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Wait wait, you think she's hot in the mugshot?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Hey, so you got to think a regular mug shot.
You're getting arrested. You don't have time to make up
or anything. Because she was going to court, she had
time to put on makeup. I mean, so fierce. So
I printed it and I put it in my wallet.
I haven't hit it in my wallet.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yo, okay, just because it like gets you going a
little bit like your batty wife in a mugshot looking hot.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It's like you've been on Facebook and you see these
mugshots are like pretty people. It's one of those type
of mugs.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
If I was hurt, Yeah yeah, wait does she not
know you have it in your wallet?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh she doesn't know. She would be so embarrassed. Yeah,
she'll make me throw it away. She would be so embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
We what makes sense, like just knowing, like I've been
to jail, no matter what it's for, your wife doesn't
want you going around town showing her mugshot photos that
everybody that you know, Hey.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
First, okay, so don't judge me. I do show other
people that. She doesn't want people to know that she
was arrested. But she's so beautiful in it. I've shown
it the bartenders, I've shown it the uber drivers because
peopould be like, hey, are you married. I'm like, I'm married.
Check this out. And everybody has seen it there even like,
(04:26):
oh my god, she's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
A terrifying, scary.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
But here's the thing you're gonna get busted. Somebody's gonna
see her and be like, Oh, you're the buckshot hotie.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
That's the thing. I'm really good at hiding it from
her because she doesn't get through my wallet anything like that.
Like my daughter, I have a we have a three
year old daughter, and one day she grabbed my wallet
off the counter and pulled it out and I had
to grab it real quick.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Was your wife in the room, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
My wife was in the room. My wife was in
the room. I took the picture and.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Ate it one way to get rid of the evidence.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah. Wait then then you got it back.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
No, I printed out another Oh, like you have to
recover it out of you know.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Okay, good, you didn't put it in there.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Put that back in the wall.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, okay. What do you think your wife would do
if she found out you had this picture in your wallet?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
She would probably tell me to throw it away because
she would be embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, if she found it, then she would actually become
a murderer when she got an even sexier mud shot
photo book the second time.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Her she won't show up for that court. Yeah. Classic,
that's actually really cute.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, you're never going to show her. No plans no plans.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Are showing it. I'm taking it to the grave, matter
of fact, on my when I'm dying my lands words
will be like check the wallet.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh my god, that's hilarious. Text in seven eighty five
nine two. If you have a can profession you've been
holding on to weekend Hydror Identity Master Voice and make
you our next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up right
after this
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
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