July 1, 2025 • 6 mins
The listener on the phone today started his story with "You're probably ALL going to hate me for what I did".... Find out if he's right in a Masked Speaker!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Confession I can't take back o arm little mouse speak on.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
A text to seventy five to nine too that says,
sometimes when my kids are acting up, I tell them, oh,
you don't like me? Huh, Well, after school today, we'll
go to the mommy store and you can pick out
a new mom and that shuts them up pretty quick.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
That's such a mom thing.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
That's got a batfire when they want to go.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Jose wants to know where this mommy store is and
if they by.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
The hour, absolutely like he's been there before.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Whoever texted that I didn't send us more info?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Call it the dollar store because I make it rain.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
That's a different it's a different type of mom Jose
is interested in. Anyway, if you have something that you'd
like to get off your chest, you can do it
here on the mass speaker guilt Free and one off
our listeners says a juicy little tidbit they'd like to unload.
He's chosen Oscar for his fake name, Oscar welcome to
the show man.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Hey, how are you like that.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Your persona is regal? Oscar always sounds like a regal name.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I think of our intern Oscar immediately, Oscar so that's
the opposite or the person who lives in the garbage can.
But yeah, Oscar voice changer is on. You're now the
mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
So I realize that you guys and probably all the
listeners are probably going to hate me for this.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Oh we're starting off with that. Okay, do you hate
yourself for it?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
No? Actually, I have really come to terms with us. Okay,
So I got married. I have been for a couple
of years now. My wife and I are really good friends.
We have a great relationship. Everything's been going well and
it's been great. But when I was younger, I dated
(01:59):
around a lot, and I was, you know, kind of
a ladies man, I think anyway.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Okay, I like how that men get to call themselves
ladies men, but women are.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Just like.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Okay, okay, he slept around a lot, is what I
was at.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, So I kind of I kind of missed that
in our relationship and I really feel as though I
would like to get more of that. And I brought
it up to my wife. We talked about an open
marriage situation.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
But interesting, how did that conversation go?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah? Not?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Well, she was.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I feel like you got to talk about that before
you get married. Yeah you know what I mean, Like I.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Don't know actually know people that did and it didn't
work out.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Well yeah, like effort, right, So she shut it down
and that's.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Going to be hard for her to hear.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it is. But the point is
is that, you know, there's also things in the relationship
that are hard for me, and mostly you know, I
miss I miss having some adventures, some passion, some variety.
So I came up with a solution. Well, first of all,
I did meet a girl who I am interested in.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
You want in another relationship. I thought you're just going
to be like one night and I thought, you're just
cheating on your wife. Now you're like having an affair,
get it?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Not committed?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Well yeah, well here's the thing. We hired her to
be our maid, and I got her uniform, and now
she's been working as our maid.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Oh oh, so you met this woman first, had a
connection with her, and then hired her as a maid
just to keep a ruise going.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Because he knows his wife isn't cool with it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
My wife wanted a maid, and I said that I
would look into getting one.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Wow, what a crappy situation for the side piece, Like
I mean as a side piece.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
I know you want to be taken on, like for
an adventure, you know, like you want to be hidden
from the wife on a tropical island, not made to
pick up your dirty underwear and the wife's underwear.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh, she's totally into it. She thinks it's fun and exciting.
It's adventurous because it's.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Like they could get caught. Like the wife doesn't know, Brooks,
so it's kind of hot.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
How are you thinking that this is? It's a full
blown the face.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I feel bad that jose and I know more about
women than Brook.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Women love dressing up.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
In costumes, Brook, You like dressing up in costumes every
single Halloween.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I like a housekeeper costume, but not actually cleaning the house.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, so what about it?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I mean those that woman has feelings too, Brook, What
about her?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I feel bad for her? I feel bad for her.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
So wait, you're jealous of hers when I'm here?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Please give me another man to clean up after. That's
exactly what I want.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Okay, So your wife doesn't.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Know at all though, No, No, my wife works out
of the house. Okay, I work in the house.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Wow, okay, okay, I know you're going to get caught,
Like it sounds almost like you want to be caught,
Like why would you call into a ring?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I mean, even though you have a masked voice and everything.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, well that's just it. See, it's probably getting a
little out of hand because it's worked so well that
I've actually hired somebody else now too.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Oh my god, you're this many woman that want to
clean you hire.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
A dude who knows you are, bro Explain what do
you mean you've hired another.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, so I met another gal and she's my pool cleaner.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh you're sleeping with everyone?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Are you paying these people?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I'm concerned they just love him that much?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
But I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
How many how many positions do you have at your
house that are filled by women that you're interested in?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, just the two right now, but I'm definitely trying
to figure out another one.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Wait, does the housekeeper in the pool woman know about
each other?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh? Definitely not.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Oh you just want to blow your life up.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I mean, Brooke, don't judge him too much. At least
he's not hooking up with the nanny. That would be
way too cliche. He's creative about it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I told you right from the get go that I
didn't think you guys would like this. But it's working.
Like everybody seems happy. My wife is perfectly happy. What
she wants.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
You're lying to her. She doesn't even know.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Maybe someday I'll have to, you know, confess and come clean.
But right now it's working and everybody's happy.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I can see him coming clean now to his wife, like, hey,
you want to have a cleaning party. I'll explain later.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
To the house though you bring the plague.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Not a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I text into seven eighty five nine too. If you
have a confession you've been holding on to, we'll hide
your identity and mask your voice. Make you the next
mass speaker. Phone taps coming up next
Confession I can't take back o arm little mouse speak on.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
A text to seventy five to nine too that says,
sometimes when my kids are acting up, I tell them, oh,
you don't like me? Huh, Well, after school today, we'll
go to the mommy store and you can pick out
a new mom and that shuts them up pretty quick.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
That's such a mom thing.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
That's got a batfire when they want to go.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Jose wants to know where this mommy store is and
if they by.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
The hour, absolutely like he's been there before.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Whoever texted that I didn't send us more info?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Call it the dollar store because I make it rain.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
That's a different it's a different type of mom Jose
is interested in. Anyway, if you have something that you'd
like to get off your chest, you can do it
here on the mass speaker guilt Free and one off
our listeners says a juicy little tidbit they'd like to unload.
He's chosen Oscar for his fake name, Oscar welcome to
the show man.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Hey, how are you like that.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Your persona is regal? Oscar always sounds like a regal name.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I think of our intern Oscar immediately, Oscar so that's
the opposite or the person who lives in the garbage can.
But yeah, Oscar voice changer is on. You're now the
mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
So I realize that you guys and probably all the
listeners are probably going to hate me for this.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Oh we're starting off with that. Okay, do you hate
yourself for it?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
No? Actually, I have really come to terms with us. Okay,
So I got married. I have been for a couple
of years now. My wife and I are really good friends.
We have a great relationship. Everything's been going well and
it's been great. But when I was younger, I dated
(01:59):
around a lot, and I was, you know, kind of
a ladies man, I think anyway.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Okay, I like how that men get to call themselves
ladies men, but women are.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Just like.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Okay, okay, he slept around a lot, is what I
was at.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, So I kind of I kind of missed that
in our relationship and I really feel as though I
would like to get more of that. And I brought
it up to my wife. We talked about an open
marriage situation.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
But interesting, how did that conversation go?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah? Not?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Well, she was.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I feel like you got to talk about that before
you get married. Yeah you know what I mean, Like I.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Don't know actually know people that did and it didn't
work out.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Well yeah, like effort, right, So she shut it down
and that's.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Going to be hard for her to hear.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it is. But the point is
is that, you know, there's also things in the relationship
that are hard for me, and mostly you know, I
miss I miss having some adventures, some passion, some variety.
So I came up with a solution. Well, first of all,
I did meet a girl who I am interested in.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
You want in another relationship. I thought you're just going
to be like one night and I thought, you're just
cheating on your wife. Now you're like having an affair,
get it?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Not committed?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Well yeah, well here's the thing. We hired her to
be our maid, and I got her uniform, and now
she's been working as our maid.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Oh oh, so you met this woman first, had a
connection with her, and then hired her as a maid
just to keep a ruise going.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Because he knows his wife isn't cool with it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
My wife wanted a maid, and I said that I
would look into getting one.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Wow, what a crappy situation for the side piece, Like
I mean as a side piece.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
I know you want to be taken on, like for
an adventure, you know, like you want to be hidden
from the wife on a tropical island, not made to
pick up your dirty underwear and the wife's underwear.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh, she's totally into it. She thinks it's fun and exciting.
It's adventurous because it's.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Like they could get caught. Like the wife doesn't know, Brooks,
so it's kind of hot.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
How are you thinking that this is? It's a full
blown the face.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I feel bad that jose and I know more about
women than Brook.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Women love dressing up.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
In costumes, Brook, You like dressing up in costumes every
single Halloween.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I like a housekeeper costume, but not actually cleaning the house.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, so what about it?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I mean those that woman has feelings too, Brook, What
about her?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I feel bad for her? I feel bad for her.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
So wait, you're jealous of hers when I'm here?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Please give me another man to clean up after. That's
exactly what I want.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Okay, So your wife doesn't.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Know at all though, No, No, my wife works out
of the house. Okay, I work in the house.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Wow, okay, okay, I know you're going to get caught,
Like it sounds almost like you want to be caught,
Like why would you call into a ring?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I mean, even though you have a masked voice and everything.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, well that's just it. See, it's probably getting a
little out of hand because it's worked so well that
I've actually hired somebody else now too.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Oh my god, you're this many woman that want to
clean you hire.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
A dude who knows you are, bro Explain what do
you mean you've hired another.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, so I met another gal and she's my pool cleaner.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh you're sleeping with everyone?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Are you paying these people?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I'm concerned they just love him that much?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
But I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
How many how many positions do you have at your
house that are filled by women that you're interested in?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, just the two right now, but I'm definitely trying
to figure out another one.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Wait, does the housekeeper in the pool woman know about
each other?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh? Definitely not.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Oh you just want to blow your life up.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I mean, Brooke, don't judge him too much. At least
he's not hooking up with the nanny. That would be
way too cliche. He's creative about it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I told you right from the get go that I
didn't think you guys would like this. But it's working.
Like everybody seems happy. My wife is perfectly happy. What
she wants.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
You're lying to her. She doesn't even know.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Maybe someday I'll have to, you know, confess and come clean.
But right now it's working and everybody's happy.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I can see him coming clean now to his wife, like, hey,
you want to have a cleaning party. I'll explain later.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
To the house though you bring the plague.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Not a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I text into seven eighty five nine too. If you
have a confession you've been holding on to, we'll hide
your identity and mask your voice. Make you the next
mass speaker. Phone taps coming up next
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