December 19, 2024 • 6 mins
Today's Masked Speaker crossed a line and took the one thing you're never supposed to take from a good friend...
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You don't hear me confession, I can't take back arms.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Mouse Speak got a text into sevent eighty five nine
too that says I went to a wedding the other
day and before the ceremony, I had relations with the
bride in the bathroom. It's okay because I'm the groom. Oh,
quite the confession. Not a lot of people would actually
(00:29):
admit to sleeping with their spouses. But you know what,
that's what this segment is from the mass speaker. You
could admit to whatever you want as long as it's
not a felony, and then you'll stay anonymous. And right
now we have a listener on the phone who wants
to get something off his chest. He's chosen the fake
name Eli Eli. Are you bold enough to admit betting
your spouse?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's just I think it's rare in Jeffrey's mind that
it happens. I can't believe people would actually admit to
do it. Oh my god, do you like the voice
changer is on? You are now the mass speaker. Whenever
you're ready, to go ahead and tell us your confession.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Okay, because I don't know if.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
This is legal.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But he said felony if it's a misdemeanor, work okay
with him?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah, okay, but it's the changers on, right, the voice
changers on.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, you're safe.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
So there's like a yearly fair.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
There's a big yearly fair where they have a huge
chili cookoff.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Are you talking about like the county fair, like the
state fair? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Right, like a state fair, like a.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Count you'll make him incriminate himself.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Details, name the fair, give the date.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
So it's the big yearly fair with the chili cookoff
where people then months and months agonizing over their chili, okay,
aim to win cash and prizes.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, and I think you can win quite a bit
of money when you say, I mean if they're big enough.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So one of my buddies won it like three years ago.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
He's always ragging about it, always bringing up his chili.
So of course I messed with him, like, you don't
want me to anner because I'll beat you.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Just take a jab. You're that guy, And I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Let's be honest, gang, I don't think I can cook
a hot pocket.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You're just.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Does he know you can't cook?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah? When I told him that, he laughed. Okay, Okay,
you're the guy who brings a bag salad to the pot.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Luck, which nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
So I took it one step further. You know, first
it was I'll beat you. Then I answered the chili contest.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
How did you answer if you to cook?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, do you have to know how to cook? To answer?
I didn't know that. No.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I guess you're right. You pay the fee and that's it.
It's not like you have to know.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I didn't do any research on this. But the night
before he I kind of forgot to be.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Honest with you. Then i'd be and he's egging me on.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Now He's like, dude, chili better be you know, cooking good.
And I'm like, you're gonna eat my chili. You're gonna
love it. You're looking in your fridge and you have
a bottle to catch it, but an old slice of pizza,
and you're like, how am I going to pull this on?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Hamburger helper count is chili?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah? Well exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I kind of was looking through the fridge while I
was ragging him out, but I had nothing. Oh god,
I panic. It's the night before, So I go to Wendy.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
To Wendy's chili so fire. It's really good.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
It's good recommend So I'm kind of like getting in
Wendy's to the drive through and I'm ordering forty servings
and chili.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And they were like, this guy's so stoned, like he's
not that stone because we had much bigger orders.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Before I loaded it up. I brought it home.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I threw it in a huge pot, eating it up.
But hey, to my defense, I added some tabasco and
a little bit of salt.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh well, fancy man over here.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I did something.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I had it a little bit. It was a touch.
It was my touching. I brought it to the chili
event one first place.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You were like top three, and still would have been
like shocked.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
In my bud. He got second place, he would have won.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
He's so mad, he can't cook.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
So pissed off. But he tried mine and idiotdmitted it
was good.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh he only knew. Did he ever find out?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Did you tell him?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, I actually now I want to try tabasco in it.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I've never had to try it. You gotta have the
right amount, gang, you gotta have the write him out.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
We talked to you. You're a cheffie.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's a secret recipe because he actually doesn't know it.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
So I want What I didn't understand was it propelled
me into like the State Cookoff. Oh no, they called
me up and they're like, you know you're the Chili Champion,
Like you go into the State Chili Cookoff depression.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Wait, we're talking to the Chili King.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I DP went back to Wendy's again. He's like, I'm
going to be into the entire storyek.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
And be like I need eighty Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I dropped out.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I dropped out.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
They called and they asked to come back and compete
again this year's returning champ.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh yeah, are you going?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I feel I feel like this is a moral boundary
that anyone could cross.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I mean, I say, go for it. He's like, I
also want the Chicken Nugget cook Off, the Junior cheeseburgers,
the lots.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That's how you want to do it, though you want
to retire when you're on. Yeah, good for you to go,
Chili King, cele with the Frosty and text into seven
eighty five nine too. If you have a confession that
you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity
mask your voice and make you the next mass speaker.
Sponsored by Wendy's Your Phone's AUBS Coming up next
You don't hear me confession, I can't take back arms.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Mouse Speak got a text into sevent eighty five nine
too that says I went to a wedding the other
day and before the ceremony, I had relations with the
bride in the bathroom. It's okay because I'm the groom. Oh,
quite the confession. Not a lot of people would actually
(00:29):
admit to sleeping with their spouses. But you know what,
that's what this segment is from the mass speaker. You
could admit to whatever you want as long as it's
not a felony, and then you'll stay anonymous. And right
now we have a listener on the phone who wants
to get something off his chest. He's chosen the fake
name Eli Eli. Are you bold enough to admit betting
your spouse?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's just I think it's rare in Jeffrey's mind that
it happens. I can't believe people would actually admit to
do it. Oh my god, do you like the voice
changer is on? You are now the mass speaker. Whenever
you're ready, to go ahead and tell us your confession.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Okay, because I don't know if.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
This is legal.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But he said felony if it's a misdemeanor, work okay
with him?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah, okay, but it's the changers on, right, the voice
changers on.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, you're safe.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
So there's like a yearly fair.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
There's a big yearly fair where they have a huge
chili cookoff.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Are you talking about like the county fair, like the
state fair? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Right, like a state fair, like a.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Count you'll make him incriminate himself.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Details, name the fair, give the date.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
So it's the big yearly fair with the chili cookoff
where people then months and months agonizing over their chili, okay,
aim to win cash and prizes.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, and I think you can win quite a bit
of money when you say, I mean if they're big enough.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So one of my buddies won it like three years ago.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
He's always ragging about it, always bringing up his chili.
So of course I messed with him, like, you don't
want me to anner because I'll beat you.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Just take a jab. You're that guy, And I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Let's be honest, gang, I don't think I can cook
a hot pocket.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You're just.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Does he know you can't cook?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah? When I told him that, he laughed. Okay, Okay,
you're the guy who brings a bag salad to the pot.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Luck, which nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
So I took it one step further. You know, first
it was I'll beat you. Then I answered the chili contest.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
How did you answer if you to cook?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, do you have to know how to cook? To answer?
I didn't know that. No.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I guess you're right. You pay the fee and that's it.
It's not like you have to know.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I didn't do any research on this. But the night
before he I kind of forgot to be.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Honest with you. Then i'd be and he's egging me on.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Now He's like, dude, chili better be you know, cooking good.
And I'm like, you're gonna eat my chili. You're gonna
love it. You're looking in your fridge and you have
a bottle to catch it, but an old slice of pizza,
and you're like, how am I going to pull this on?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Hamburger helper count is chili?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah? Well exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I kind of was looking through the fridge while I
was ragging him out, but I had nothing. Oh god,
I panic. It's the night before, So I go to Wendy.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
To Wendy's chili so fire. It's really good.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
It's good recommend So I'm kind of like getting in
Wendy's to the drive through and I'm ordering forty servings
and chili.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And they were like, this guy's so stoned, like he's
not that stone because we had much bigger orders.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Before I loaded it up. I brought it home.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I threw it in a huge pot, eating it up.
But hey, to my defense, I added some tabasco and
a little bit of salt.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh well, fancy man over here.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I did something.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I had it a little bit. It was a touch.
It was my touching. I brought it to the chili
event one first place.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You were like top three, and still would have been
like shocked.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
In my bud. He got second place, he would have won.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
He's so mad, he can't cook.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
So pissed off. But he tried mine and idiotdmitted it
was good.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh he only knew. Did he ever find out?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Did you tell him?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, I actually now I want to try tabasco in it.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I've never had to try it. You gotta have the
right amount, gang, you gotta have the write him out.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
We talked to you. You're a cheffie.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's a secret recipe because he actually doesn't know it.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
So I want What I didn't understand was it propelled
me into like the State Cookoff. Oh no, they called
me up and they're like, you know you're the Chili Champion,
Like you go into the State Chili Cookoff depression.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Wait, we're talking to the Chili King.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I DP went back to Wendy's again. He's like, I'm
going to be into the entire storyek.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
And be like I need eighty Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I dropped out.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I dropped out.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
They called and they asked to come back and compete
again this year's returning champ.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh yeah, are you going?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I feel I feel like this is a moral boundary
that anyone could cross.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I mean, I say, go for it. He's like, I
also want the Chicken Nugget cook Off, the Junior cheeseburgers,
the lots.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That's how you want to do it, though you want
to retire when you're on. Yeah, good for you to go,
Chili King, cele with the Frosty and text into seven
eighty five nine too. If you have a confession that
you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity
mask your voice and make you the next mass speaker.
Sponsored by Wendy's Your Phone's AUBS Coming up next
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