July 31, 2025 • 6 mins
One of our listeners came clean about what his family used to do to get revenge on rowdy river floaters who passed by their home... hear the secret revealed in the Masked Speaker!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You don't hear me our confession.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I can't take back o arm Mouse Speaker.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Text to seventy eight five ninety two says runner here
and if you ever see a runner with one sock
on or no socks, it's because they use them as
toilet paper somewhere along the Lexis News.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
People do this on hikes too.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
No, no, no, I have witnessed someone do it on
a HiPE.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Witness to the people you're with.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Never Sometimes Alexis shows up to work with no socks on.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
These are sadly bathroom.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh sure, Oh god, thank You's so dam jeez, thank goodness.
We do this segment over the phone, so we can't
even see our listeners socks or hear their actual voices,
because we want you to stay anonymous as you confess
your weird secrets.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Right here on the mass Speaker.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
We have a guy who chosen Bradley as his fake
name today, So Bradley, welcome to the show. Hey God,
you better have both yourselves on, Bradley.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, are your feet covered?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay? I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Maybe we shouldn't. Yeah, let's not get into it. The
boys changes on.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
You are the mass speaker, Dude, whenever you're ready, let's
hear your confession.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay, so I'm thirty now. But back when I was fourteen,
my dad really wanted to buy a vacation home for
our family. That's nice.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh yeah, kind of the dream right like that?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Then you made it, man, Yeah, my family did Sicily
for a few years. It was rubbish though.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Only three fountains on that property.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
One home.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, so that's that, listen. We were all like super
excited about it, and I remember him looking for a
long time until he finally found this awesome little cabin.
It was about maybe four or five hours drive from
our house, lay along the banks of a river, so
there was like a water It was just super.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Water features natural, three fountains in Sicily. But yeah, I
don't do that's so exciting though for your family.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah. Well he bought it in the winter, so it
was like the perfect Christmas, right. We spent our first
Christmas there. Yeah. Yeah. It was beautiful. The river was
flowing through it. It was quiet stream, peaceful.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
This is a big humble breck, bro we get it.
I know, sounding great, I know it was awesome. Why
is it all in past tense?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That's what I'm concerned about. Well, we went back there
for our first summer, and what my dad didn't realize
was that during the summer, everybody just floated down that
river that went right behind our cabin. Yeah, that's so funny.
So it's like a party barge constantly floating by your
cabin exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know, it's like nobody floating the river without beverages.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, like hundreds of people every day, so there was
like no privacy. Then they had like their speakers and
everything coming down. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
It's the exact opposite of why your dad would buy
a place four to five hours away and music and
people and just commos unless your dad was into that,
and he like got everybody to go into the river
with all the partiers. No, come on, kids, I mean,
party was strange.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Had to do a keg stand's.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Once but not every weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Have to go back to your house, flow and go
back up to your house.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
That's for them to get out there. That makes it
sounds like for your family, it wasn't the best.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I mean, I was fourteen, so I mean I was
totally ready to go party with the big boys and
drink the deer with them. But I don't think my
dad wanted me to do that. So, I mean with
all that stuff floating in the water, beer cans, crash, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh, anything like trashing your property, all.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Of it, that would be the world.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I mean, it's like having a NonStop bachelorette party in
the other room.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Ye so, what did you guys do?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
My dad he just decided to just start getting revenge
on the river floaters.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Oh okay, this is where the secret confession.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What are we working with?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, so you put a sign up, you know, down
at the edge of the property down by the river,
and it said scream if you want to get hit
by a water balloon.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, like no littering signs.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, it's like leaning in.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, so him and I would like toss water.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
And then you feel like you're getting a little aggression.
Now you're like take that. Yeah, it's like a win win.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Still, it sounds like you're playing into the fun rather
than like getting revenge.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I mean, it was kind of fun brought. But what
I didn't know, and I didn't know this for like years,
was my dad he was filling the balloons up with
the water from our toilet.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Oh my god, water It's not like dirty, is it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, not like the used water. It was just like
the toilet water. It's still still out of clean water.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I don't know when did he tell you this?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh? I just caught him one summer filling them up
in the bathroom, taking the water like out of the toilet.
I love how you started this, that you were worried
about polluting with the cans.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I mean, so did you stop helping him do it
at that point?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well? I mean at that point I was like in
the heart of my teenage here, so I was like,
all right, I guess it's pretty fun.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, you kept going right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Hell yeah, I just like went along with that. I
was like, yeah, I ask him for it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Literally. I like how they never knew though.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
They're like, oh yeah, I remember that Kevin, that we
get to float by and they throw water balloons are
so fun.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Ye didn't let's go back again, geez.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I don't know, Like, looking back now as a semi
mature adult, I just kind of feel guilty about.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It because you're the party er. Now, you're the guy
with the tube floating down whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Right. I don't like water blooms at all. Now.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, traumatize you.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I don't like toilet water at all. Now I don't
even know anymore, but at least it sounds like you've reflected,
you've shown some growth, you have a little bit remorse
for what you did.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, I mean you never know where that water came from.
I guess I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
For everybody I know.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Now, I'm not weirded out by Alexis and heer feet
anymore so.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Text in sevent eight five nine too.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Your phone taps
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Coming up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,
You don't hear me our confession.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I can't take back o arm Mouse Speaker.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Text to seventy eight five ninety two says runner here
and if you ever see a runner with one sock
on or no socks, it's because they use them as
toilet paper somewhere along the Lexis News.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
People do this on hikes too.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
No, no, no, I have witnessed someone do it on
a HiPE.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Witness to the people you're with.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Never Sometimes Alexis shows up to work with no socks on.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
These are sadly bathroom.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh sure, Oh god, thank You's so dam jeez, thank goodness.
We do this segment over the phone, so we can't
even see our listeners socks or hear their actual voices,
because we want you to stay anonymous as you confess
your weird secrets.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Right here on the mass Speaker.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
We have a guy who chosen Bradley as his fake
name today, So Bradley, welcome to the show. Hey God,
you better have both yourselves on, Bradley.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, are your feet covered?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay? I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Maybe we shouldn't. Yeah, let's not get into it. The
boys changes on.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
You are the mass speaker, Dude, whenever you're ready, let's
hear your confession.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay, so I'm thirty now. But back when I was fourteen,
my dad really wanted to buy a vacation home for
our family. That's nice.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh yeah, kind of the dream right like that?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Then you made it, man, Yeah, my family did Sicily
for a few years. It was rubbish though.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Only three fountains on that property.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
One home.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, so that's that, listen. We were all like super
excited about it, and I remember him looking for a
long time until he finally found this awesome little cabin.
It was about maybe four or five hours drive from
our house, lay along the banks of a river, so
there was like a water It was just super.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Water features natural, three fountains in Sicily. But yeah, I
don't do that's so exciting though for your family.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah. Well he bought it in the winter, so it
was like the perfect Christmas, right. We spent our first
Christmas there. Yeah. Yeah. It was beautiful. The river was
flowing through it. It was quiet stream, peaceful.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
This is a big humble breck, bro we get it.
I know, sounding great, I know it was awesome. Why
is it all in past tense?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That's what I'm concerned about. Well, we went back there
for our first summer, and what my dad didn't realize
was that during the summer, everybody just floated down that
river that went right behind our cabin. Yeah, that's so funny.
So it's like a party barge constantly floating by your
cabin exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know, it's like nobody floating the river without beverages.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, like hundreds of people every day, so there was
like no privacy. Then they had like their speakers and
everything coming down. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
It's the exact opposite of why your dad would buy
a place four to five hours away and music and
people and just commos unless your dad was into that,
and he like got everybody to go into the river
with all the partiers. No, come on, kids, I mean,
party was strange.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Had to do a keg stand's.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Once but not every weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Have to go back to your house, flow and go
back up to your house.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
That's for them to get out there. That makes it
sounds like for your family, it wasn't the best.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I mean, I was fourteen, so I mean I was
totally ready to go party with the big boys and
drink the deer with them. But I don't think my
dad wanted me to do that. So, I mean with
all that stuff floating in the water, beer cans, crash, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh, anything like trashing your property, all.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Of it, that would be the world.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I mean, it's like having a NonStop bachelorette party in
the other room.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Ye so, what did you guys do?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
My dad he just decided to just start getting revenge
on the river floaters.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Oh okay, this is where the secret confession.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What are we working with?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, so you put a sign up, you know, down
at the edge of the property down by the river,
and it said scream if you want to get hit
by a water balloon.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, like no littering signs.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, it's like leaning in.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, so him and I would like toss water.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
And then you feel like you're getting a little aggression.
Now you're like take that. Yeah, it's like a win win.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Still, it sounds like you're playing into the fun rather
than like getting revenge.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I mean, it was kind of fun brought. But what
I didn't know, and I didn't know this for like years,
was my dad he was filling the balloons up with
the water from our toilet.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Oh my god, water It's not like dirty, is it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, not like the used water. It was just like
the toilet water. It's still still out of clean water.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I don't know when did he tell you this?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh? I just caught him one summer filling them up
in the bathroom, taking the water like out of the toilet.
I love how you started this, that you were worried
about polluting with the cans.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I mean, so did you stop helping him do it
at that point?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well? I mean at that point I was like in
the heart of my teenage here, so I was like,
all right, I guess it's pretty fun.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, you kept going right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Hell yeah, I just like went along with that. I
was like, yeah, I ask him for it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Literally. I like how they never knew though.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
They're like, oh yeah, I remember that Kevin, that we
get to float by and they throw water balloons are
so fun.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Ye didn't let's go back again, geez.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I don't know, Like, looking back now as a semi
mature adult, I just kind of feel guilty about.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It because you're the party er. Now, you're the guy
with the tube floating down whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Right. I don't like water blooms at all. Now.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, traumatize you.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I don't like toilet water at all. Now I don't
even know anymore, but at least it sounds like you've reflected,
you've shown some growth, you have a little bit remorse
for what you did.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, I mean you never know where that water came from.
I guess I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
For everybody I know.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Now, I'm not weirded out by Alexis and heer feet
anymore so.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Text in sevent eight five nine too.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
you our next mass speaker.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Your phone taps
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Coming up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,
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