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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You don't hear me confession, I can't take back earl.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Arms speak text to seventy eight five nine two says
I just ate a frozen microwave meal from my freezer
that expired nine years ago.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Years.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
But it's frozen, don't they only They only mean that
if it's not frozen, then it's expired.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Fright, They say, currently fine, But if I don't text
in tomorrow, something bad happen.
Speaker 6 (00:33):
Oh no, listen, they say, no risk.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
No reward, Okay, And it's definitely a risk coming on
to a nationally syndicated morning show to tell everybody your secrets.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
But the reward is.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
The opportunity to speak with radio legend.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Brooke Fox Wow normally.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Charges money for normies to talk directly to her, So
at the end of the day when we leave, we did.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
By the way, I haven't gotten your payment this week.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Sure, I'm good for it.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Just wait for the But this is a very special
opportunity for today's caller who's chosen to go by the
fake name Julie. So Julie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Hi, how's it going?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
That will be twenty five dollars, Julie. I mean, if
you wanted.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
We'll get your debit card number. When this is over,
let the voice.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Changers before we hang up.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Right, you are the mass speaker now, so whenever you're ready,
let's hear your confession.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Oh my gosh, Okay, a few years ago, I auditioned
for American Idol.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
You auditioned for American Idol. That's so yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It was a dream come true obviously, Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
My god, you must be such an amazing singer.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Realistically, I didn't think I had a shot.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I did.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I went past the first round.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Congrass.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I was stunned and excited, and they fly out to
LA for the next roun of filming. The first day
I got there, it was just surreal. Wow, all these
producers and cameras and staff. The whole thing was like.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Is Ryan Seacrest still hosting that show? I really honestly
don't know so many things.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I would call and ask him, but he charges even
more money than bros to talk to him.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
So another radio host. Yeah, okay, how cool though.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
And the thing you don't realize until you actually do
it is how much time you spend as a contestant,
really just waiting around for filming, and I had just
flown in and I hadn't eaten in forever. I was starving, lightheaded, starving.
But the catering, like the lunchboxes for contestants, they hadn't
gotten there yet. Okay, okay, I'm wandering around and I
(02:43):
see this really really good looking avocado quen wah protein
bowl thing with salm and it. He's sitting on a
table near addressing room. It's just right there. There's no name,
no sign, it was just there.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
You should always trust fish that's just been left out.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Who At that point, I just heard choir of angels
singing behind me, like and it had been leapt before me.
So I grabbed it, got a fork, and I started
showing down on top of it. Being as angelic looking
it was angelic tasting. I was thinking, I had no
(03:22):
idea that the contestants would get food. This could it was.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Right, Your prayers have been answered.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
And then all of a sudden, a producer walks by,
looks at me and goes, where did you get that?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
No, that question always means you're in trouble.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, you could obviously tell something was wrong, something.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Was most certainly not right. Immediately turns around. She starts
whispering something into her headset, and like thirty seconds later,
someone sprints out of the dressing room and yells, did
someone eat eat Perry's lunch?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh my god, what did you do?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Pos? You're like mid bight, You're like me still.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
They told me to go back to the waiting area
with the other contestants, and I blinked, and I was
in the bathroom, locked myself in a stall, and I
just sat there as anyone would do.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
You didn't even want to be around the people anymore,
just in total shame.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I'm in there for like twenty minutes, one hundred years,
who knows how much. If I'm actually fast, I'm thinking
that's it. I'm done. I'm not even gonna make it
back to the dressing room to pick up my things.
I'm going to get escorted out. And to my shot,
nothing happened.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Oh you mean they just ordered Katie another salad.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Well, I don't know about that, but I was I
did not meet my fate as soon as I walked
out of the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Okay, I'm sure let their fees.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
A person who left the lunch sitting out I blame Yeah,
I blame the producer or whoever you know.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
And I did.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I did get to do my next audition, and I
was waiting for Katie to say something to me, but
she didn't. Now, to be fair, she did look really
tired and cranky during my.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Performing because she was angry.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I say, I've always figured it was just because I
accidentally stole her lunch.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, how did the audition go?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I didn't make the next round. I probably didn't deserve to.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
And wow, you're really beating yourself up over this.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, it's a weird thing to be on American Idol
auditions and eat Katie Perry's lunch. I would tell everyone
every profile or social media everything I have.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, right, okay, I'm sure you know.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I bet Katie listens to you guys.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
So sure, Oh yeah, thats us. We're number one with
a list singers. Oh yeah, right, So.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Katie, I'm so sorry that I ate you.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Got an apology out.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
He's been living with that for a long time, so
she can finally let go.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
In fact, it's the number one issue that she's struggling
with in her life right now.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Who ate my lunch? Years ago?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
It was the most delicious salmon I have ever had
in my life, though, I guess it was amazing.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Okay, well that's good.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Well do you feel better now that you got that
off your chest finally after all those years?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Okay, good dude. I just want to know where it
came from. I want to order one.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Yeah, I want to steal an a list celebrities lunch too.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Oh yeah, that's happening, and text in seven, eight, five,
nine too. If you have a confession you've been holding
on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice,
and make you our next mass speaker.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Your phone TAP's coming
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Out, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.