June 30, 2025 • 6 mins
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kitty misconnections. That was me staring. There's only two places
to find true love in this world. One is inside
the House of Mirrors with someone who looks exactly like me,
just with a long, wavy body, like loose spaghetti root
for them.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
No root, cold hard lips. I love it.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.
We scour that website every week to find the best
misconnections that they have to offer, like this one titled
Ridunculously Beautiful Babe at the ball game twenty seven, bleachers says.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You was the blonde hottie with a body sporting an
extra dark spray tan and sparkly pink baseball cap. I
was the red bearded fella sat non rows behind you.
The kept yelling woos, she's.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Not a, it's not like A. That's his meeting call.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I think he was cheering for the game.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh okay, I thought he was trying to get her attention.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
We made eye contact right before the seventh in and stretch.
I winked at you with my black eye. If you
was wondering, I got it. When I accidentally need myself
in the face while doing an epic cannon ball in
to my cousin's jacuzzie. No water in it. Wait, I
(01:27):
think there's probably more resist It's still swollen, but not
too swollen to notice your sweet grass fed booty.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Alright.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I was surprised that you flirted back by blinking extra
slow and then licking your lower lip.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
She's probably not even looking at it.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
The rest of the rest of the game, I couldn't
take my eyes off you. I even saw you stare
at me while taking a big bite of a hot dog.
He was actually too big of a bite, because I
think you choked a tiny bit and gagged the rest
up into your friend's empty You're coosy the cool thing,
though we still hal that contact the entire time.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I actually feel like maybe they're meant for each other.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
After that description, Sadly, I didn't have the guts to
follow you out in the stadium. Also, our team was
up by four runs and I didn't want to jink
some by leaving my seat. Hit me back, Dannimal the Canibal.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
This next misconnection is titled the only crime You committed
is Theft of My Heart Awesome woman for Man twenty
nine Court.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Oh Court, there's the crime part.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I was jury number four at your trial for drug
possession criminal you were the sexy man with the neck
tattoo that said hard to love, easy to hate. I
didn't believe that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
For one second.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Player. Wow, if I'm being honest, I did notice that
your court appointed lawyer was doing his best to keep
you out of trouble.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh well, he got the right juror for that, because
I'm guessing she didn't put them in jail.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I actually thought you might get away with it until
the other side brought up the quote unquote indisputable video
evidence of you smoking crack and breaking into the electronics.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Star on video. You watch that and you still want? Then?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
To make matters worse, they called four separate eyewitnesses to
the stand, and all four said that, without a doubt,
you were the mastermind at the crime scene.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I still thought you were innocent, though, and I held
out as long as I could in the jury room
until they promised bagels if we could wrap it up
by the weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Sorry, not sorry, I'm a basic bagel bee.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okays more important.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Side note, I didn't expect it, but I loved your
adorable outburst when they said you were guilty. Were you
were just doing that to show off for me. You're
so bad, give me a shout out in two to four,
depending on good behavior, I'll look out for you, naughtybl
That's signed Dur number four parentheses Chandra.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Good luck on Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
This next misconnection is titled awkward First meeting Man for
Woman thirty two concert.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Ohto the awkward part? What happened?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I met you Saturday night at the DM show. You
were the burnett dressed as a rave kitten with a
pair of cat ears on your head.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
She does not stand out at all.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
So many of every girl rainbow whiskers painted on your cheeks.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yay which one?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I was the shirtless, skinny male who was flipping out
because I thought my candy necklace had come alive and
with eating my face. Sorry, that was my first time
on Molly okay, yeah, or maybe it was the bud
light hitting me hard. We were gansing next to each
(04:56):
other and our shoulders were rubbing. That's when I told
you to throw me into the crowd. Is He spun
me around like I was a discussed at the side.
When I landed. It was unpleasant to say lease, A
security guard said it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I looked like the.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Guy on a poster and handcuffed me. Oh twenty five
minutes later, I was pretend crying in a squad car,
screaming for my mom to pick me up. That was
just an act.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
By the way, if you saw that, wasn't real.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Okay, the police officer said he felt sorry for me
and let me go. What a sucker. He totally fell
for it. Take that pig.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Is he actually the guy on the poster?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
The last thing I remember is running towards a giant
inflatable Viking statue with green lights coming from his eyes.
I don't think I had that, but maybe I did
tell you we can hang out again. I told my
mom about you, and she thinks Rave Kitten is super cool.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
That kid went hard at you want.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Some of you On Wednesday, my mom's street.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Day sounds amazing. Straight into it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's signed the coolest guy you'll ever meet, Stuart Hartman.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Those are your Craigslist misconnections. We got your phone tap
coming up and right after this
Kitty misconnections. That was me staring. There's only two places
to find true love in this world. One is inside
the House of Mirrors with someone who looks exactly like me,
just with a long, wavy body, like loose spaghetti root
for them.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
No root, cold hard lips. I love it.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.
We scour that website every week to find the best
misconnections that they have to offer, like this one titled
Ridunculously Beautiful Babe at the ball game twenty seven, bleachers says.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You was the blonde hottie with a body sporting an
extra dark spray tan and sparkly pink baseball cap. I
was the red bearded fella sat non rows behind you.
The kept yelling woos, she's.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Not a, it's not like A. That's his meeting call.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I think he was cheering for the game.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh okay, I thought he was trying to get her attention.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
We made eye contact right before the seventh in and stretch.
I winked at you with my black eye. If you
was wondering, I got it. When I accidentally need myself
in the face while doing an epic cannon ball in
to my cousin's jacuzzie. No water in it. Wait, I
(01:27):
think there's probably more resist It's still swollen, but not
too swollen to notice your sweet grass fed booty.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Alright.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I was surprised that you flirted back by blinking extra
slow and then licking your lower lip.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
She's probably not even looking at it.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
The rest of the rest of the game, I couldn't
take my eyes off you. I even saw you stare
at me while taking a big bite of a hot dog.
He was actually too big of a bite, because I
think you choked a tiny bit and gagged the rest
up into your friend's empty You're coosy the cool thing,
though we still hal that contact the entire time.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I actually feel like maybe they're meant for each other.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
After that description, Sadly, I didn't have the guts to
follow you out in the stadium. Also, our team was
up by four runs and I didn't want to jink
some by leaving my seat. Hit me back, Dannimal the Canibal.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
This next misconnection is titled the only crime You committed
is Theft of My Heart Awesome woman for Man twenty
nine Court.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Oh Court, there's the crime part.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I was jury number four at your trial for drug
possession criminal you were the sexy man with the neck
tattoo that said hard to love, easy to hate. I
didn't believe that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
For one second.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Player. Wow, if I'm being honest, I did notice that
your court appointed lawyer was doing his best to keep
you out of trouble.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh well, he got the right juror for that, because
I'm guessing she didn't put them in jail.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I actually thought you might get away with it until
the other side brought up the quote unquote indisputable video
evidence of you smoking crack and breaking into the electronics.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Star on video. You watch that and you still want? Then?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
To make matters worse, they called four separate eyewitnesses to
the stand, and all four said that, without a doubt,
you were the mastermind at the crime scene.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I still thought you were innocent, though, and I held
out as long as I could in the jury room
until they promised bagels if we could wrap it up
by the weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Sorry, not sorry, I'm a basic bagel bee.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okays more important.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Side note, I didn't expect it, but I loved your
adorable outburst when they said you were guilty. Were you
were just doing that to show off for me. You're
so bad, give me a shout out in two to four,
depending on good behavior, I'll look out for you, naughtybl
That's signed Dur number four parentheses Chandra.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Good luck on Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
This next misconnection is titled awkward First meeting Man for
Woman thirty two concert.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Ohto the awkward part? What happened?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I met you Saturday night at the DM show. You
were the burnett dressed as a rave kitten with a
pair of cat ears on your head.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
She does not stand out at all.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
So many of every girl rainbow whiskers painted on your cheeks.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yay which one?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I was the shirtless, skinny male who was flipping out
because I thought my candy necklace had come alive and
with eating my face. Sorry, that was my first time
on Molly okay, yeah, or maybe it was the bud
light hitting me hard. We were gansing next to each
(04:56):
other and our shoulders were rubbing. That's when I told
you to throw me into the crowd. Is He spun
me around like I was a discussed at the side.
When I landed. It was unpleasant to say lease, A
security guard said it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I looked like the.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Guy on a poster and handcuffed me. Oh twenty five
minutes later, I was pretend crying in a squad car,
screaming for my mom to pick me up. That was
just an act.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
By the way, if you saw that, wasn't real.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Okay, the police officer said he felt sorry for me
and let me go. What a sucker. He totally fell
for it. Take that pig.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Is he actually the guy on the poster?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
The last thing I remember is running towards a giant
inflatable Viking statue with green lights coming from his eyes.
I don't think I had that, but maybe I did
tell you we can hang out again. I told my
mom about you, and she thinks Rave Kitten is super cool.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
That kid went hard at you want.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Some of you On Wednesday, my mom's street.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Day sounds amazing. Straight into it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's signed the coolest guy you'll ever meet, Stuart Hartman.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Those are your Craigslist misconnections. We got your phone tap
coming up and right after this
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