Phone Tap: A.I Dating Concierge

With the news Bumble is releasing an AI program that will help go on dates FOR you, we’re gonna see if today’s Phone Tap victim can have any luck in love with our new Artificial Intelligence Dating Concierge!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
We just did a story the other day that the
dating app Bumble is going to have a new feature
called AI Concierge that's so crazy. It goes on virtual
dates for you and does all the work so you
don't have to. And we thought, you know what, let's
put a voice to this new AI feature and call
up an actual guy with a Bumble account. Maybe the

(00:37):
groundbreaking new tech can help them find an actual hobbie,
or maybe it'll just make them really upset right now?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Hello, Hi?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Is this Eric?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yes? It is who?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (00:57):
Who am I? I'm just your representative from the dating
app Bumble. My name is Robin Robin Cradles.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay, Hi Eric, and why are you calling me?

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Oh? Have you not seen the notifications about our new
AI program that we're launching.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
I am not.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Then you are so glad I'm on the phone because
it is so exciting.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
I really don't know what's going on. What's exciting?

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Basically, each member account gets a virtual concierge whose job
it is to help you find your perfect match. Ha.
This is so cool. So this guy is going to
help your dating life and even come up with a strategy.
I've seen your profile.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
It couldn't hurt.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
What is that supposed to mean?

Speaker 5 (01:49):
It means I'm going to transfer you to him right now?

Speaker 4 (01:54):
What is going on?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Hi? Eric, I'm your new bumble a icon. My name
is Toby.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Hi Toby.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I'm excited to work with you on finding the love
of your life or some one night rando that we
can ghost afterwards.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Wui, what did you just say?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
So I scanned your profile already you are quite the catch,
and in that second picture your butt looks tight in
those genes. Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Under hobbies, it says you like watching football and getting
together with friends.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
May I recommend we change that. It comes across like
you are the town drunk who watches sports all day
from your couch.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
That's not at all what it says.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Maybe we can change it to this. In my spare time,
I like feeding the homeless and caring for lost pets
in between my job as an international lawyer.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
There's nothing true about that at all.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Then I need you to take a picture of you
feeding a homeless man spaghetti with a what of hundreds
sticking out of your bad.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Okay, Toby, I don't know what this is all about,
but I'm not gonna just make up a bunch of
crap to attract women.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
If we put those two things together, you are going
to score some high class tail.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
I don't. I'm not gonna dude.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Maybe you put down that you are really into Imagine dragons.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Did you just call me? Dude?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Jeeves love the dragons? Right now?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
I can't believe I'm having this conversation with the computer.
I don't like Imagine Dragons. I don't like their sound.
I don't want them on my profile.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Are you sure?

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
The dragons hit hard? Oh my god, I could see
so many messages just flooding in. Oh you love Imagine Dragons?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Can I send you my underwear right now? FedEx?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Oh this has got to be a joke.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I mean, come on, dude, Eric, really, buddy, I need
to be honest with you right now. I've got nothing
The other Ai concierges make fun of me because you
don't get any matches.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Shut up, Toby, I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Hey, listen, don't be like that. I'm just keeping it
one hundred customer service. I'm trying to help you, man,
help me, help.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
You, representative. It's so dumb.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Hi, Eric, I'm back. What it's me again?

Speaker 4 (04:21):
No, I said a representative.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Sorry, all representatives are busy right now because they're dealing
with less pathetic profiles.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
I'm gonna hang out if you don't send me to
a real person.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh one more thing, be you idiot. I'm not really
a dating AI concierge. I'm a made up chat bot
voice for Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is
a prank call.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Wait, how was it? Oh my god, are you serious?
I was like, what in the hell is there?

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Actually bumble really is rolling out some sort of virtual
AI thing? And what we just thought? It sounded so ridiculous?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Why not make it a phone tap?

Speaker 4 (05:01):
It's pretty ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Aren't you excited for the future of dating?

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Not anymore?

Speaker 5 (05:09):
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Speaker 2 (05:13):
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