Phone Tap: Anya From Applebee's

Today’s Phone Tap victim always gets hit on by cougars at his restaurant job, so today Brooke is calling as a flirtatious forty-something who has her eyes on something OFF the menu, if you know what we mean…

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
In today's phone tap, a girl wanted us to prank
her boyfriend who works at Applebee's, and she says he
gets hit on all the time by a group of
older women who come in there every single week, and
they flirt with him. They kind of give him a
bad time.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
And tease him.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Miss those days of being a service hit on my
old ladies all the time. I mean, it's kind of
nice but also a little bit weird. But we thought,
how perfect would it be for our own brook Fox
to be one of these thirsty cougars.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I was surprised Literally's asked me to do this. I
thought for sure you're going to ask Alexis.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, you were a second choice. I will be honest
with you there. But she calls this guy trying to
get her delicious or derv if you know what I'm saying.
You can see if she traps her young prey in
your phone tap right now.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Hello, Hey, Cory, I'm sorry who is this?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
This is Anya? Because That's where I'm gonna be Lateranya.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
It I I'm sorry who is this? Though? Anya?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Remember Anya from Applebee's.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
I work at Applebee's, but I don't remember Anya from Applebee's.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Ring iting thing. I knew you'd remember me.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
No, I'm really sorry. I don't remember you. How would
I know you?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh? I get it. We're playing games tonight? I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
No, no games. I'm really I'm being serious. I think
you have the wrong person.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I bet you're the kind of guy who leaves the
toilet seed up makes me work for it.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Is that supposed to be sexy? I don't even know
what that means.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
You know, the last server I was with had a British.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Accent, okay, and it.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Only happened after we hooked up. Now he just speaks British.
How would you like a posh British party baby.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Because British partty. No, I don't know. I'm pretty sure
that accent is like some weird German or you know.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
In our latest HOA newsletter, I was voted number four
for hungriest cougar on the Block.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Brah, are you okay? I mean you don't found okay,
I'm about.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
To be more okay when you bump me up to
number three, or you could just bump me.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
No, neither of those things are going to happen. I'm
really sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I've been wondering, do you have a stepmom or do
you want me to just roll play as one.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
That's gross.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Shut up, I'm about to send you to your room
for being naughty.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
I'm not naughty. Look, I think what happened is that
one of my fellow servers probably put my number on
your your receipts about you.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Just shut up and listen.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Huh okay, listen that that is crossing the line.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Tonight, you'll come over to my house, take off your shirt,
and I'm going to write a number on your back
with my finger that tells you my body count.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Your body count as.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
In previous partners.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
That's not sexy or appealing. Why would I want to know?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Why? Back? Because mama's got a lot of commas.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I don't become a mama.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
It's really obvious that you've been drinking.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Let me check my watch. I just dropped it in
my wineglass minutes ago, fished out with my teeth.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
You need to sober up and I need to go.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
You have to live so soon? Are you going to
go party with your girlfriend? Naomi?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
What she told me? How you get hit on all
the time at your waiter job by wait sexy older women?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
When did you talk to Naomi, I'm confused here can.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
She set you up for this prank phone call? Oh my,
oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Wait sorry, sorry, this is actually Brooke.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I know you're disappointed. From Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
we're doing a phone tell on you.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I was like, who is this creepy woman called? So
you were getting hot?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I heard it?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I heard No, Yeah, your.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Girlfriend says a couple of cougar regulars apparently at Applebee's
have asked you to hang out.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
And yes, there's a group of women that come in
like three times a week and it's awkward and she knows.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
That backfired on her if you were into.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, I'm glad I didn't say I would let you
write your body count number on my back. That would
have been weird.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh you wanted me to be the stepmama? Come on?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
No, definitely not having this week up every morning with
phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey
in the Morning