Phone Tap: Big Rick Rigs the Pageant

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today we call the organizer of a kid's beauty pageant.
Oh god, this woman has been doing it for a
few years now, and the big night is coming up.
So stress levels are high and possibly could go even higher.
When the uncle of one of the contestants calls. His
name is big Rick, and Big Rick will do just

(00:21):
about anything to make sure that his niece comes away
with the crown that night, even if he has to
sabotage the other contestants. Some call that love. We call
that a phone tap. It's happening right now.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
On the twenties.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Why, Hello? Why?

Speaker 4 (00:42):
How di dow there?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
My name is big Rick. Who do I have the
pleasure of speaking to today?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Oh? This is Kara. Can I help you? Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, how do you do misstero?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Wonderful?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm a little confused. Is there something that I can
do for you?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Why?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I believe you are the coordinator of the upcoming Uh.
How do you say a competition, A comp a pageant?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I am indeed yes. Well do you have a daughter?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm glad you asked. I have a niece. Her name
is Clara Bell Jane, but you may know her as Clara.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh yes, Clara, Yes, yes, lovely. But did you have
a question that I can help you with?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Missus Tara, this.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Is what I need to know.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
How are you and I gonna whook together to give
my sweet little Clara bel Jean uh the first place trophy?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I like, maybe a tip?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Perhaps?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Well, I mean, of course, with all of our contestants,
we give them all of our ex for teeth and knowledge.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh hold on there, miss Tera, okay, because we ain't
talking about them other munchkins. Okay, we're talking about just one,
and that's my little punkin pie Clara.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
How do we how do.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
You say, take advantage of the situation?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
A wink?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
I'm sorry, are you trying to sway the competition?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
And Clara, Oh no, not all.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I would never do that a wink. But I wonder
about this the talent portion of the competition on. Yes,
my Clara isn't much of a singer or maybe even
a dancer, but she can noodle a catfish like no other,

(02:53):
get a whole arm in that dang mouth and pull
a catfish right out of the mud or took on
clean off.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
But hey, she do we maybe have something that I
don't know it's slightly less sturdy.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh, I'm sorry, my phone is cutting now. I couldn't
hear what you just said. We're just gonna stick with
the noodle, and I'm.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Glad you liked it. I don't okay.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Then next question is about some somebody named Aubrey. Apparently
she wonted last year she got first placed blue ribbon.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I try not to speak of the other contestants with
the parent of or away. You know she chaded.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
You're saying she chadd and you don't want to talk
about it this time. Some type of sneaky corruption or
some type of some sorts going on here.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
We do not have any corruption in this pageant. We
pride ourselves on this.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Miss Terror, you are secret safe with me.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm a trustworthy person.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I appreciate that you are concerned and you want to
get involved. Yes, ma'am, this is crossing the line a bit.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I don't mean that we need to step away from this.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
I do not mean to cross any lines whatsoever. I
just need to know if Aubrey, maybe perhaps is allergic
to some type of nut, or maybe like you, or
some something simple like that that would keep her from competing.
The poor little thing.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Going to pretend that I did not hear that.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh, and I'm going to pretend that Miss Clara already won.
But some things need to just happen, Am I right, sir?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
I so appreciate your call today. I am going to
have to step off into another meeting. I think I
will tell.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Your friend Katie thank you for your phone number, okay,
and I will make sure to give her one of
the catfish after Clara Belle noodles it fresh off the stage. Yeah,
she's the one that sets you up for this prank
phone call.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
What.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, it's just a joke. My name is jose from
the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're
doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god, Oh
my gosh. He set you up, She said, you're always
so stressed this time of year when the pageant hands
so big rent to the rest you all right.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I just didn't know I was gonna get a congested
to noodle a catfish on table boy.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
You should see it. It was either that or we'll
have a whole crawfish boil. Maybe that will sway the
director herself. Miss Terry, you like you're like a seafood ball.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
I mean, who doesn't. Oh, I knew, I knew.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
You could be I knew you could I know you
could be bought.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
the

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,