Phone Tap: Bumble Meatball Party

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got into online dating for the first time since his divorce, so Brooke's calling as the woman he gave his phone number to! Dating has changed since he last was out in the streets and he better catch up!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you're newly single and haven't been on the dating
apps in five to ten years, maybe you've never been
on them, then you can understand the situation of the
guy we call today. His name's Antonio. He's recently divorced
and just matched with his first woman online. Immediately told
his friends about it, and they passed that info right

(00:22):
along to us. So Brooke could pretend to be that girl.
Oh no, and let's just say she's got other plans
for their first meet up.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's your phone tap right now?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Hello, Hey, Antonio? Hi, who is this?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Come on, you know who it is? No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
What is it, You're silly?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's Eve from Bumble. Oh my god, do you forget
about me already? No? I didn't forget about you. I'm
just surprised.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh my god, I surprised you called me.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
You really have been out of the dating game.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I mean I have Sorry, people just call each other
right away when they exchange numbers.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
When things are this hot. Yeah, wow, I mean I
couldn't resist. You're like a little flavor Fox. Oh, just
so a flavor Fox. I am out of it. I've
never heard that before. Wow. So I'm waiting for what
I'm waiting for you to ask me out? Wow? Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Doing really forwards?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
But sure?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
What are you doing Friday?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Do you want to grab a drink? Oh my god,
I thought you'd never ask. Uh, Friday is actually perfect
for me? Okay, great, that's awesome? Oh good? Sorry? Can
you just hold on for like one quick second?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay? Sure?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Hey Fred? Yeah, I'm on the phone with Antonio and
he wants to meet on Friday.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Is that okay? Uh? Huh? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Is good? Perfect? Oh my god, Antonio, great news. Fred
and I are both good for Friday. Who is Fred?
He's just someone I'm interested in, and he's interested in
me and interested in you.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Why are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Wait, oh my god, hold on, I forgot hey, Chris.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, I'm talking to Antonio and he wants to go
out on Friday. Does Friday work?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh heck? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
What Antonio?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Who is that?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Real? Quick to recap? I'm good with Friday. Fred's in
It sounds like Chris could be free. What are you
talking about? What I'm trying to say?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Don't want to go I only want to go on
a date with you.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Are these other You're so talkative? Can I just ask
you what time you were thinking for the spaghetti night
with extra meatballs.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
If you're talking about the two guys you talk about
the meatballs, I'm I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I should have said like neighborhood watch,
but everybody's distracted.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
No, hey, I'm not interested in hanging out with you
and two other guys.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh my god, it's not two other guys. Hey Carl,
what Carl Friday?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
These random dude you keep talking to. Oh yeah, that
sounds awesome.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
No, oh my god, no, what so Carl's in for
the potluck where everybody forgot the food potluft? No, I
don't want to go on a date with these guys.
What do you think this is? What do I what
do you think? This is? Mecnum bumble.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
You're one person.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I'm one person. I'm not calling around asking women in
my and my houhold if people want to go on
a date with us, all it is is like a
flash mob with less choreography but a lot more eye contact.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
What are you talking about? You keep using these sexual metaphors.
Is that what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
What? No, that's offensive, that's.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
What you're describing? Flash mob neighborhood watching spaghetti with me.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Idea, let's show up.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Okay, the buzz cut bo.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
See. I'll tell you it's fun. Oh my god. And
it's actually just a prank phone call. This is brought
from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
We're doing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Oh my god. But I was losing my mind. Your
buddy Frank set you up.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
He said, you matched with the girl of the bubble
and you're nervous, so I'm going to bring in the
buzz cup boys to mess with you.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Thank you. I'm thinking I'm now worse off than before.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
It was your first time dating for a long time.
Were you're like a little excited. Let's be honest.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Ah party lordy well Arty, Yeah, when you put it
that way, I

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Did week of every morning was fum tab weekday mornings
on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning