Phone Tap: Cat Calling Parrot

In today’s Phone Tap Jose prank calls the daughter of an elderly woman who has an in-home care provider. Now that the help is on vacation, he's stepping in and wreaking a little bit of havoc!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and in today's Frank,
we call a woman whose elderly mother has an in
home care provider who checks in on her and her
parrot from time to time. And that person had to
go on vacation for a week, which gave us the
perfect opportunity to provide a trust in fill in for her,

(00:20):
someone who will be responsible, positive.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
And wreak a little bit of havoc.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
At least on this call in your phone tap right
now twenty.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Regina. This is Regina calling.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh, good morning. My name's Bobby Titsworth. I'm filling in
as your mom's in home caregiver this week.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh okay, Hi, I'm the new guy, just a filling
I guess.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
First of all, I just wanted to say your mother
is a wonderful woman.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I'm sure you know this. Oh that's great to hear. Yeah,
everybody loves her. Oh everybody?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay, I thought she was more of an acquired taste.
What I digress. Like, the reason for my call is
I'm pretty sure she ate her parent. Wait, what what
are you talking about? Yeah, I've been looking around her place. Oh,
my god, there it is false alarm. I found him
behind the microwave. Oh my god, there you are, Nibbles.

(01:30):
Get over here, he does nibble had scared? I thought
that really happened.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, sorry, I saw some feathers on one of your
mom's dinner plates, and I thought, oh, yikes, I shouldn't
have been late today.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Huh you really scared me there, you and me both.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh so so anyway, I know I'm only here for
a week, but I feel like I do need to
bring something else to your attention while I have you
on the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Okay, something worse than my mom ate the parrot.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I don't know, you be the judge. I'm pretty sure
I caught your.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Mom trying to teach Nibbles things she shouldn't be teaching
a bird.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Wait what are you talking about? What do you mean?
I'll give you an example, things like hey, beg boy?
What yeah? And like what was the other like? Uh,
nice legs in those shorts. Look, my mom would never
ever say things like that. Wait so you've never heard
that before? No, my mom, that's not how she is.

(02:33):
I mean, I know, I.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Know she seems so sweet and innocent, but I saw
this yesterday, she was training Nibbles to cat call the
ups guy. No.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, he was so shocked he dropped his package. He
did not, he did, and then Nibbles squeak right, bend
over and get a gorgeous rock. Okay, this is I
don't know what is happening here. You're supposed to take
care of her well being, ma'am. I think you're confused here.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
I was a witness to the sexual exploitation of a
mail carrier.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh my god, I'm a victim. I'm trying to help everybody.
You're not helping this situation. I don't know what you
want me to do. I've never heard of anything like
this before. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I just want to give you a heads up my opinion.
This bird is a full on creep and I don't
think your mom's helping.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
But here's the deal. I don't think it's too late.
I have a plan, which is what.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Every time your mom uses the restroom, I coach the
bird how to flatter the mailman but not hit on it.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
What the hell are you talking about it? He's like,
looks like you're working out.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Keep up the diet, big boy, right, oh, seem like
you have good self esteem. Do you think teaching the
parrot to.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Say more things to the ups guy is a good thing?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
More positive things? Not so cat callie, you know what
I mean? More like no nice package, but not the
one you're holding. It's the other one.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I don't see.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I don't even know what to say. I mean, you
could say thank you for this phone tap we did
on you.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Wait what sorry, there's a break phone call. My bad.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
This is Jose for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning, and this is a phone tap.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
God, wait, who did this?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Your sister Shannon set you up? Oh my oh god.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
She said your mom's caregivers taking a week off, and
you're all worried about it.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'm sure it's gonna be fine. Okay, Oh my god,
keep that parrot in line. I'm gonna, oh my god,
microwave himself. He's crawling in I'm so excited. This is
a bad parent, bad parent. I'll tell you I got
a pat feeling about this bird.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
on the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning