Phone Tap: Cuffed at the Key Party

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and telling her that her husband might have been up to something SPICY the night she left a neighborhood party earlier than he did…

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Imagine that you're at a neighbor's party with your significant other.
At some point you decide that you want to go home. Okay, yeah,
your spouse says, I want to stay out a little more.
Oh yeah, so you just leave? Well, you leave, sure,
and you let them stay and they don't come home
till the next morning. What yes schedule? You probably have

(00:20):
a few questions for them. Thankfully, the police are about
to call you and fill you in on the blanks
and tell you what really happened after you left the party.
At least that's what happens in this joke. When we
do a phone tap funny Joffre. Right, you can decide
it's happening right now. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Nicole Mark.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
This is she. Hi.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
My name is Sergeant Lawrence Olivier from the County Police.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay, are you sure you want Nicole Mark?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I didn't call you by accident. We had a report
recently about people in your neighborhood organizing some key parties.
I assume you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I do not. I don't a key party. I don't
know what that is.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
So you're laughing already. You think this is funny.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, I didn't laugh. That was just like a nervous chuckle.
I guess because I don't know what a key party is.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's not a little bit guilty to me already.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I just answered the phone, and don't I don't what.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
I'm just reading you as i'm reading you. But you know,
key parties, you throw your keys in a bucket or
a hat, tops start coming off, you take home a
new friend, that type of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh oh like, Oh, I did not know that's what
that was called. Okay, but you really, I really know
you have the wrong person because I don't do that.
My husband and I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
So right, when you were in college, did you major
in acting or are you just an expert at BS?
Because last Friday night there was a neighborhood party at
the residence three houses down from you. Yes, yes, we
were there. Okay, so you admit you attended the party.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
We were there at a party which was not a
key party at least when I was there.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I must have been one of the people who snuck
out the back when we showed up.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I didn't sneak anywhere. I left from the front door
at nine thirty because I needed to get home earlier
than my husband.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
So excuse me? Are you giving me attitude right now?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
What? No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
This is an investigation. I would appreciate your cooperation investigation.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
This was just a regular party. There were no keys.
I do not know what you are talking about here.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I already have it on tape.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I don't know what you're doing here.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I already have it on tape. You admitting that you
were there.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yes, I was there, but there were no keys.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, And your husband was there. You said, what time
did he get home that night?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Well, actually he didn't.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
He went ah aha, what he.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Drank too much in a neighborhood party, No big deal,
that's funny.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
His mugshot says different mugshot.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
What are you even talking about? He came on the next.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Morning, apparently after you left. At some point the party
got out of control and a furry lama was looking
to pleasure a frisky bumble bit and let me just say,
more than his stinger was out. Oh my god, it's
all the report.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Listen to me. I'm telling you there was no Joan
has parties like that. You must have the wrong house
or something. This did not happen in our neighborhood. I'm sorry, No.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
We caught your husband being carried out the front door
like a baby by one of your neighbors. His name
was all Check. It says Brad Brad.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Neither one had pants on.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
So you're telling me that actually happened, that my husband
and Brad were pantless after.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
This, I'm reading it to you right now. I'm just
letting you know. Both of them were charged, along with
some of the other perverted guests and attendance.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
True, was it?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Oh he didn't tell you? Why don't you know? Calling
from the police station.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm just saying I'm speculating here. He's probably a little
bit embarrassed by his actions.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Embarrassed and crap you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I mean, I don't know. I don't know if it's illegal,
like you were saying, wasn't illegal. I'm just I'm an officer.
I have a job to do. But personally, you know,
when my badge comes off, I'll let you know. I'm
a big boy and I do whatever I want.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I don't even know what to say to you.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
All I'm looking for is an address for the next event.
Just give me the first three digits and I'll figure
out the words.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Are you kidding me? Right now? You want the address door.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I'm not going to arrest anybody. I just want to
come as a participant rather than a police officer.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I can't even process anything you're telling me right now.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Please, man, don't pretend like the basement isn't flooded. Right now,
I work.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Out know what you're talking about. Right now, you need
to get off my phone.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Talking about your husband, Micah, setting you up for a
prank call? That's what this.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Is, setting me up for a Did you just say
prank call?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I did? Now you're listening because my real name is
Jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
This is a phone tel I told you enjoy it.
You don't know that for sure. I'm truthfully, I don't
know that either. He just said that he ended up
crashing at your friend's place the other night and thought

(05:35):
we could mess with you. Oh, Micah, Oh is he?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh? He's in more trouble now than if he did
get arrested.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Are you sure he doesn't own any sexy bumblebee outfits
in that closet anywhere?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
For Halloween?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
And he pulls the stinger out for special occasions.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Every morning. Phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke
and Jeffrey in the morning,