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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How many times a week do you turn on the
news and they have a report saying, Hey, this car
has a big recall on it. Be careful, make sure
to contact your local dealership.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I've actually had to take my car in for that,
like it was an airbag thing years.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Ago, my power spread.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It happens a lot. And how many times does it
have to do with a faulty glove compartment?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
None until now.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Because Jose poses as a supervisor at a car dealership
and he calls a guy to tell him there's been
some issues lately with his car's glove box and if
it doesn't get fixed soon, bad stuff is gonna happen.
Oh no, I know it sounds like a great phone
tap idea.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
At this I'm really curious where this is going to go,
or maybe it's super lame. Let's just listen.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
It's your phone tap right now.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Another on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Hello, Hey, this is rod phantasm from the dealerships Charles.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It is fun.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Hey, Charles, how's it going? I'm just following up in
our notes it says you picked up one of our
newer R models a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
How's that been for you so far? So good, no complaints.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Is a nice ride, okay, all right, So it hasn't
caught on.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Fire yet, No, it has it?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Okay, No, No, I'm just kidding. I mean kind of.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Okay, what do you mean kind of you get you
can't just say kind of and then not say anything.
What do you mean kind of?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I just mean, like, you know, we technically did just
have a recall, and I have to tell you that
apparently twelve percent of the cars in your model have
a defect.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Okay, continue, please you keep sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I apologize. It's it's not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The glove compartment just doesn't lock all the way like
it's like kind of jiggles, like you know that's does
mean jiggling on my desk because.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah, no, I got the reference.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You you know what a jiggle sounds like.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, just it'll jiggle a little and it may pop open.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Okay, Well what you said it before? I thought it
was gonna be serious.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Even Look, if you're okay with the possibly jiggly glove compartment,
then you're okay with releasing us from all liability.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Correct. By the way, I am recording this phone call.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
If you're asking for me to release liability on the
shaky glove compartment. That's fine, I have zero concerns about that.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, great, And oh the other part And by the way,
I'm not recording this, but thirty five people have died
from this car model's glove compartment.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Catching on fire. Wait what Yeah, like huge explosions. You
ever seen those gender reveals gone wrong on the news? Wait?
Imagine that? But with car parts?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Are you kidding me? Right now?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm just glad that we're not liable if something happens
with you.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
No, I released you from liability over a shaky, jiggly,
partially noisy glove compartment.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Not about well, the part that I didn't get to
was that it jiggles because the engineers accidentally put a
bunch of electrical wires through it. So if you close
it a little bit too hard, it literally explodes.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I don't like your matter of fact home about potentially
me dying in this car that I just purchased.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, to be fair, I did ask you if your
car is caught on fire? Yet, do you remember that
the start of the conversation is one of the first
things I remember.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Dude, I thought you were joking. So if it yeah. Oh,
if this is real, I need for you to fix
this asap.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
That's just going to be a nine hundred dollars charge
and then we will fix that.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I'll take good care.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Who well, remember.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You you just released us from liability, sir, so that
means you void the warranty.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And this is an out of pocket.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
All right, what you're doing right now is a scam.
First you're recording, then you're not recording, and now magically,
out of thin air, I have to pay a nine
hundred dollars charge for you to big a vehicle that
you sold to me that has a debate.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, technically the vehicle is great, it's just the glove
compartment that's deadly.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
You just told me not even twenty seconds ago, that
this glove compartment could explode.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I know you're upset.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I am more concerned about your safety than anything else here. Well,
why don't you just be very careful. Don't touch the
glove compartment in any way, don't even.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Look at it.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Just avoid all the speed bumps.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
We did have a couple of incidences where drivers were
maimed in a school zone.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Hey, hey, it's rod right, how about.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That, you Rod phantasm.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
How about you take this falsey glove compartment and stick
it up your and let it explode there.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I've actually done something similar to this in Thailand.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I'm sure you have. That's why I thought it was
right up your alley. So first off, go yourself. Second off,
get your supervisor on the phone. This is this is unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Look I would put my supervisor on the phone, but
he was actually in charge.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
If you're not to say something really stupid, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I'm not going to say something, stud I'm gonna give
you a fact.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Rod, So my supervisor.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Something that's about to piss me off? One and I
already am it's not.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
My supervisor was in charge of fixing the glove compartments
and now he's in the hospital because one of them
jiggled too hard and it blew up.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
All right, what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up there. Obviously,
I'm not gonna drive the car.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
No, don't say what you're gonna say. You're gonna regret this?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
No, no, no, I'm not gonna regret anything. What brother?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
What? What?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Rod?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
What could you possibly say to make anything better?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Right?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Now? My name is Jose Bolano's I work for Brick
and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I need more contact than that because I'm pretty boiling
right now.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
No, okay, I'll give you more context. Look, this is
a prank phone call, and your sister Helene.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Sent you up. What you want to play a joke
on you? She said, it's an awesome ride.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'm so sorry you don't understand. I am saking pretty much.
I'm shaking.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
No, she said, you gave her a ride. You just
got your new car, you gave her ride. She absolutely
loves it, and she's proud of you.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Jealous. Oh my gosh. Weeke up every morning with poom
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