Phone Tap: Delivery Via Robin

Today’s Phone Tap victim has had tons of problems recently getting Amazon packages delivered to her house, so we’re calling to help her troubleshoot! But we’re more trouble than help!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's brooken Jeffery in the morning, and it's time for
your prank phone call. And today we reach out to
a woman who's frustrated over her missing package. Yeah, that
does make you mad, I agree, anybody. I do have
some good news for her. Though the package is near
her place, it's very very near. The only thing holding
her back from getting it is two short words. You're

(00:23):
gonna find out what I'm talking about in your phone
tap right now. Hello. Hi, this is Kirby Tumwater. I'm
calling from Amazon. Is this Karen? Oh wow? Amazon? I
never yeah, I know. I'm sorry. We received a message

(00:46):
through our chatbots saying you were having an issue with
one of your packages. Yeah, for my cat. Right, I'm
looking at your order right here. It says that you
purchased a five pound bag of kitty litter along with
a kitty toy. Is that the order that you're talking about. Yeah,
it was supposed to be delivered yesterday. I went outside
and it wasn't there. I see. Okay, you know what,

(01:09):
Wait sir, wait, let me let me just go out
and check it again. Okay, okay, you can do that.
Let me look some stuff up on my end too, Okay, no, no,
you're not seeing anything. Okay, no, no, okay, just looking
this up for you, okay. Oh okay, hey, well good news.

(01:34):
It says the package did arrive. But I just told
you I loved and it's not there. Right. Yes, I
think I see what's going on. The reason you're not
seeing it is because it's through our new drone delivery service.
Did is a drone? That's right. We delivered it via Robin.
I don't know who Robin is, no, sir, No, it's

(01:54):
I just man, it's not who. It's what. Robin is
our new drone delivery system. It's state of the art. Okay, well,
I don't care how state of the art is. I'm
telling you, sir, I didn't receive the toy for my cane.
I hear you. The thing is, Robin is there actually
been waiting for you since yesterday. Oh? Where is the

(02:17):
package up in the air, up in the air right
now above your property? What? Yeah? He just needs you
to come outside to formally receive the package from him. Okay,
how am I supposed to do that? Real easy? So
can you just walk outside for us real quick? I
just was outside. Well I need you to go back again.

(02:38):
This is ridiculous. I'm sorry, man, We apologize for the inconvenience. Okay,
I'm outside and I'm telling you I don't see anything well, right,
because he's high up in the air, he's waiting to
hear from you. So just put your right hand up
in the air and loudly say hi, Robin. I'm not
doing that. No, I'm not well. Then he won't be

(02:59):
able to locate you. Oh hi, Robin, I said it.
I feel like an idiot. There's nothing there. Okay, okay,
now I'm gonna continue to troubleshoot this with you. I
should ask though, by the way, are you wearing a helmet?
Why would I need to even wear a helmet. It's
just we did have an incident with a church group

(03:21):
in Virginia recently who was dive bombed by a rogue
drone delivering bibles. Okay, okay, you know what, You're probably fine.
I am. I want to speak to you manager, absolutely, ma'am.
I'll do that right away. We just have to try
one more thing. What is it? Since the kitty litter
was made in China, it could be looking for a

(03:41):
Chinese response, So just give me a great big Kneehow me?
How I did it? Oh? You didn't say Robin. People
are looking at me right now like I'm crazy, But
you're not, ma'am. You're just waiting for Robin to bring
you items. You can tell them that, Hey, how Robin me?

(04:04):
How Robin me? How Robin? Okay? Are you? Are you happy?
I've made a fool of myself. I still have no kiddy, Lita,
I still have no toy, ma'am. I am not happy,
but I think maybe your husband, Bob is, because I
should probably tell you, Karen, you're actually on the radio
right now with a show called Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning. My name is jeff and your husband set

(04:26):
you up for a phone tap. I'm so sorry, said
I kill him. You just wanted to mess with you.
He told us that your Amazon order didn't arrive on

(04:48):
the day it said it would, so you thought we
could mess with you. Worry what, Karen? I got to
thank you so much for being a good sport. Here,
Can I just get one more big knee? How before
we leave? Je me? How you forgot Robin again? You

(05:10):
forgot to say Robin a wake up? Every morning? Was
funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
in the morning,