Phone Tap: Do You Know Hank's Hardware?

Brooke is gonna do her best to get under the skin of today’s Phone Tap victim simply by giving him directions in the mot annoying way possible!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
In our never ending quest to be annoying to people
over the phone, we put a challenge forward to our
own Brook Fox and told her to call a major
retailer and ask for directions to another competing business. And
then when the person refuses or doesn't know, then you
give them the directions.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Okay to me, even though they never asked.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
It'll prove the point that you are the most annoying customer.
That's when you win the prank battle. So best of
luck to Brook. We'll see how quickly she can get
under this guy's skin. In your phone tap right now, it's.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Another thank you for calling home. We're doers, get more done.
This is Blake, How gonna help you?

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Hi, Blake? This is Pam Puffer. I was just in your.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Store earlier, all right, not gonna help you?

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Well, I just drove off and I forgot to ask
for directions.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Do you know where Hank's Hardware is?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:20):
You don't.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
No, I've never heard of Hank's Hardware.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
You don't know where Hank's is?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
No? Is there something?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
No, get a pin, I just write this down. So
from your store, you're going to take a left out
of the parking lot and then go about five blocks
and you'll hit one hundred and thirtieth Street and then
you'll turn right at the Chevron.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Oh wow, gas station.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
You know what's going on here? Why are you giving
directions to another hardware store.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
It's not just.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Any hardware store, it's Hank's. So once you're at the Chevron,
are we there? Okay, you're going to continue about five
hundred feet and then you'll see a side street fifty
six I think, but it'll be on the left and
then right next to the Thai restaurant Tyronosaurus Bites, funny name.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
I'm sorry, why are you telling me this?

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Because I'm helping you. You didn't know where Hanks was?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
What I gathered that I totally I'm with you up
to that point. Great, Why do I know where Hanks is? Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Everyone should know.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
It's a great little shot So do you need any
other help with the directions or do.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
You think you got it?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
No? I think I think I'm good. It's you know,
right at the chefron and look for the Thai restaurant.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Yeah great, you know. Hopefully I was helpful.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, you were great. Is there anything else I could
do for you?

Speaker 5 (02:42):
No, that's it. Have a great day.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
By thanks calling. We're doing get more done. This is Blake.
How can I help you? Hi?

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Blake, it's Pam again. Remember I called a few minutes ago?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah? Yeah, Hank's place?

Speaker 5 (03:02):
You remembered. I guess what.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I'm at Hank's Hardware right now.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Nice you found it.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
I have the funniest story to tell you.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Ah No, that's all right. I'm sorry. I've got yes silly.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
You're gonna love this because when I got here, I
actually met Hank himself.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
And I told him about our conversation. And he can't
believe you don't know where his story is because you're
not that far. I mean you're only about a mile
and a half away.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Did you give him directions with how? Well?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
It's funny you say that because I asked Hank, I said,
do you know where the home boy is?

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Because this nice guy named Blake works there. And guess
what he said.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I'm guessing he know exactly where.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
That's the crazy part. He didn't. He didn't know you either.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
So I told YEP, I told.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Him, when he leaves that driveway at Hank's Hardware, he
needs to take a rite drive about five hundred feet down.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Fifty sixth Street. I did confirm that is the street.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
And then he's gonna say, lady Pam, was it, Pam?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, I really don't need directions with the store that
I'm alread yet. I'm already.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
I don't need to interrupt. But are you grumpy?

Speaker 4 (04:23):
I mean, I'm a little perturbed. I'll go with perturbed.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Do you need like a cup of coffee to perk
you up? Because there's this great place called Daisy's Brew
Do you.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Want to know where it is?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
You know what? You're not going to do this to
make him all right. You're not gonna give me a where.
You're gonna be like reeling off three minutes of directions
because I already know where it is. Okay, I've been there.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
You know where Daisy's is?

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah, yeah, I do.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
That is crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
That's the funniest story yet because I just made Daisy's up.
Oh my god, it doesn't even exist, because this is
all just a prank phone call.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yeah, because this is.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Actually broke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
the Your coworkers set you up for a phone tub.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Great, Great, because I have nothing better to do.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
It my job. Dan wants to say, Hey, you're doing
a good job dealing with all the crazies at work.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
You know what, the type of people I deal with
from day to day. This was not out of the
realm of possibilities. The tank even really exists. Is that
Is that a real place or this whole thing it's
completely fabricated.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
No, you should go. You should check it out. Just
go take a write.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Then you're going to see the side street fifty six, okay,
and then and then the tie place is going to
be remember right there on your right.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, oh I get it.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
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