Phone Tap: Hans Needs A Job

In your Phone Tap, Jose’s character “Hans Gluber” is looking for a new job and we’ve got our sights on an employment counselor as our Phone Tap victim!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today we call a woman who just got hired to
do career counseling for people from other countries who just
moved to North America for work.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh what a sweet woman.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
And she's been doing phone interviews right now to see
if she can get clients, you know, in the right direction.
And her first person scheduled for the day might give
her the biggest challenge of the ma all. He's a
fiery german Man named Hans Gloobah and he has a
very spotty work history in his recent past. Maybe she

(00:31):
can help him in your phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Right now an.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Hello, Marian.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Hello, my name is Hans Gluoba.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
I am scheduled to be havings a meeting as his
time as the council of as a choreos.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Oh hi, yes Hans, that would be like to top two.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, it is in pleasure to be meeting on the phone.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Absolutely, I think he's come to the right place. So
I've got to ask you what kind of career or
job are you looking for?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Very good question. Well, I'm very open to most of
these things.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
So perhaps if I maybe tell you about my previous
experience you can help me.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, sure, that's yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Okay, I will go down the least of my restume
and I tell you the jobs I have done in
the last maybe eighteen months.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Oh, that's great, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay. So I was Vaffl House cook for seven days.
You know, the Vaffel House, the house of the vaffles.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yes, I'm familiar.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, one whole week, one whole weekends.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Then all of a sudden, I find out I'm allergic
to vaffles.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh my, can you believe that?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Though the hirem is a waffle house, all of a
sudden I have hives all over my German body.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
The vaffles though very delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Well, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's hard to stop even when you're allergic.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
The seven days really look great on a resume.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
They might question that. So let's here. What else do
you done?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
I have done the balloon animals for the kids' birthday parties.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
That's a skill. That that is?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I well, I trained for many years, and I bring
the company over here and then I name it Birthday
blow is for the children dot com, And all of
a sudden, all the parents are like, oh what is
the Birthday Blowy?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
And take it down my website. I don't understand.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
I think you were saying something you didn't intend to say,
so that's understandable.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
There can be a language barrier, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh yeah, I'll try.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Let's see what else we have on there.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Okay, well, I mean I have done a little entertainment
on the television.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Hmmm, oh interesting. Okay, what kind of entertainment did you do?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I have been in four different Cialist commercials. You're not Cialists?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, yeah, I have seen that commercial.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Do you recognize me?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Well, not over the not over the shah.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Now, oh I am type of celebrity in the ED
community because all of a sudden, everyone say, oh, you
are a guy from the commercial.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
You're the face of Cialis, And I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
That is me.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, that that is definitely an accomplishment. It's something it's
something you always have.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
I'm just not sure it's ideal for this.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Well, it led me to my other job. I was
also the bad guy number three in the Bond movies.
Do you like James Bonding?

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yes, I do like James Bond.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh well, I wasn't even in the top ten.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
All of a sudden I do couple of Cialis commercial
and next thing, you know, Boom All Top three and
number three Bad Guy.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okay, okay, well well this we might be onto something.
Vondervar sounds like you definitely have an entertainment background, so
we could very entertaining.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
My last film you've heard of Nicholas Cage. Yeah, I
was Seekerless Cage.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
This a t Oh my god? Yeah? No, yeah, I
think I see where this is going.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Would you like me to send you the link?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
It's called Adult National Treasure where she has to find
my treasure.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Oh goodness, yeah, goodness.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
No, I've got the idea.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
But I think maybe we're veering off in a direction
that maybe we don't want to go into.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I am just very versatile in the entertainment industry.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
It sounds that way, it truly does, But I'm much
more your person's going to help you get a good job.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
In an office or I don't know, a sales position.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I have been in these sales Germany. I'm a Jacuzzi salesman.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Oh who doesn't like a Jacuzi?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Okay, that was my slogan, who does not like z Jacuzzi?

Speaker 4 (04:41):
And then I would go in naked and I would
show them how good it worked, and then they would walk.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Out and I got fired.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
I do have to go now, but I want you
to stay positive and don't lose hope.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
I'm kind of disappointed because your best friend, Carrie Anne,
she told me if I call you and least off
a bunch of random fake jobs, that you would still be.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Able to help me.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Cherry Anne told you to do what.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
She told me, to call you and prank you and
waste your time at work. Wait.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Wait, my real name is actually jose from the radio
show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing
some phone hopping on you.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Oh god, oh my god, this isn't real.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
I'm so happy you're not a real guy looking for it.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
But seriously, do you really want me to send you
a link to the Sickless cage for the movie I did?

Speaker 3 (05:31):
No, no, No, I'm I'm I'm good. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Everybody says that I wander vi weeke up. Every morning
was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.