January 9, 2025 • 5 mins
In your Phone Tap, we call a dad who didn’t help plan his son’s 6th birthday party at all, so he has no idea that "Mojo and the Great Fumblini" are on their way right now as the entertainment!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
As a wife, what do you do when your six
year old son has a birthday coming up and your
husband doesn't help you plan anything whatsoever?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Leave him?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Oh no, Jake, there would literally be no marry Honestly,
it's the only way holidays, birthdays, anything happens.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
We have Jake's strategy. You could nag him, maybe don't
invite him to the party, or do you reach out
to us to prank him. That's one of our listeners
chose that last option, which is why the birthday Magician
and his strange little assistant need to call up dad
before the party and sufficiently freak him out in your
(00:40):
phone tap right now?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Any Hello? Hey is this Mike?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
This is Michael. Who's this?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
It's the great Fumballini. Okay, the magician.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
That's a sign of your kid's party tomorrow. Oh fine,
remember from the website?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, my wife looks that.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to go over some details
with you. I'm here with my assistant, Mojo.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Mojo, Hi, Mojo.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Yeah, So I just wanted to call to go over
a few changes we're making and kind of a rundown
to what we do.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You know, honestly, man, whatever basic tricks you do is fine.
My kids turning sick, it's not going to really care.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, oh gotcha. Oh here's the deal.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Though recently, I've had a little bit of a supply
issue where I've been running out of rabbits to pull
out of hats. What I know, people don't think about
the supply chain things like this. But we will be
using ferrets instead, mainly because Mojo loves ferrets.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah they are. They're squishy, Mojo. Okay, you're just he's
looking at a picture of.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
One right now.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Okay, I know it's not real.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Though, so stop trying to kiss it. Well, no, Mojo,
put it down. No hold on, Will you give me
a second mic?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
What's going on over there? Sorry?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
For the grand finale, I'll be using a live raccoon,
so that'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You're gonna be using what a raccoon?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Kids love raccoons. They only escaped twice this week. But
I do feel like i'm training him better. No, he's not.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
He's bitey. We talked about that. No, don't bite him.
We got Raindy's already.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
We can't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Okay, No, don't that sounds like a terrible idea.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I'd say more risky than terrible, But don't worry. The
rest of the show is pretty tame.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Plus, as always, the kids are heavily involved in the act.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, I hope so.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Last week one could actually lock me in a box
for twenty minutes. During my escape trick, Mojo accidentally lost
the key.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, thanks a lot. Yeah, it was in his diaper
and he made me fish it out.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Not cool, Mojo, No, it doesn't matter how cold my
hands are.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Is this like an adult show like emekeven over because
it doesn't really sound that appropriate for kids.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Oh, it's great for kids. Are you kidding me? Actually,
I've recently been doing hypnotism. One kid thought his name
was cheese.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
For two straight weeks. After I was done. Oh my god,
he did snap out of it.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Eventually snapped up. Yeah, yeah, he actually ate cheese. Who
knew that you had to eat what you were I guess.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay, this sounded like a little bit too much, and
I'm not sure this is gonna work.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Okay, are you talking about the feral raccoon or the
hypnotizing kids, because we were planning to do both, I
mean the hypnotizing children.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
No, that's absolutely not happening Mojo.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Oh no, nobody wants to make Mojo sad. Hey, Mojo's
getting sad, he said, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
If he's sad. You're not doing it.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Okay, look we'll skip it.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
We'll skip the hypnotism. We'll go straight to the grand finale.
You were gonna love it. I'm doing a brand new trick,
highlight fireworks inside of your house.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That's fine, all the colors, well.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Before you say no, The trick ends with the Pinota
can and that shoots flaming candy.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Across the room.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, hot candy. Hey, Arry, don't touch it. It looks
so cool on Instagram. You got to see our reels.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Man, you're telling you that people actually sign up for this.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Well, we've had a few cancelations, like midway through the show.
But you know, practice makes perfect, especially with the pyrotechnics.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
All right, this is bull I need to contact your
company because I want to refund. You are not coming
to my.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
House hold on. No counsel on Mojo, Mojo, calm down,
put your put your diaper back.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
On, happening, Put it back on.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
He doesn't know it's a prank. Phone call.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Wait, phone call? Uh?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yes, Well not for Mojo, but it is.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
This is actually Jose from Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. Man,
we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
What the hell? Man?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
You know why she set you up? She said, you've
literally done nothing to help plan this party.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Well, you know what, He's right, I've been do.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I bet you want to be involved now. Now you
know that you got Fumbellini and Mojo in.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
The house, don't forget the exploding candy can. What the
hell it is?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
When you see flaming candy all over your house, you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Love it, dude, absolutely.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I told you to stop playing with that raccoon.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Wake Up.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Every morning was foom taps weekday mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
As a wife, what do you do when your six
year old son has a birthday coming up and your
husband doesn't help you plan anything whatsoever?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Leave him?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Oh no, Jake, there would literally be no marry Honestly,
it's the only way holidays, birthdays, anything happens.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
We have Jake's strategy. You could nag him, maybe don't
invite him to the party, or do you reach out
to us to prank him. That's one of our listeners
chose that last option, which is why the birthday Magician
and his strange little assistant need to call up dad
before the party and sufficiently freak him out in your
(00:40):
phone tap right now?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Any Hello? Hey is this Mike?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
This is Michael. Who's this?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
It's the great Fumballini. Okay, the magician.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
That's a sign of your kid's party tomorrow. Oh fine,
remember from the website?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, my wife looks that.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to go over some details
with you. I'm here with my assistant, Mojo.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Mojo, Hi, Mojo.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Yeah, So I just wanted to call to go over
a few changes we're making and kind of a rundown
to what we do.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You know, honestly, man, whatever basic tricks you do is fine.
My kids turning sick, it's not going to really care.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, oh gotcha. Oh here's the deal.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Though recently, I've had a little bit of a supply
issue where I've been running out of rabbits to pull
out of hats. What I know, people don't think about
the supply chain things like this. But we will be
using ferrets instead, mainly because Mojo loves ferrets.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah they are. They're squishy, Mojo. Okay, you're just he's
looking at a picture of.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
One right now.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Okay, I know it's not real.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Though, so stop trying to kiss it. Well, no, Mojo,
put it down. No hold on, Will you give me
a second mic?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
What's going on over there? Sorry?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
For the grand finale, I'll be using a live raccoon,
so that'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You're gonna be using what a raccoon?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Kids love raccoons. They only escaped twice this week. But
I do feel like i'm training him better. No, he's not.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
He's bitey. We talked about that. No, don't bite him.
We got Raindy's already.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
We can't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Okay, No, don't that sounds like a terrible idea.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I'd say more risky than terrible, But don't worry. The
rest of the show is pretty tame.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Plus, as always, the kids are heavily involved in the act.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, I hope so.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Last week one could actually lock me in a box
for twenty minutes. During my escape trick, Mojo accidentally lost
the key.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, thanks a lot. Yeah, it was in his diaper
and he made me fish it out.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Not cool, Mojo, No, it doesn't matter how cold my
hands are.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Is this like an adult show like emekeven over because
it doesn't really sound that appropriate for kids.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Oh, it's great for kids. Are you kidding me? Actually,
I've recently been doing hypnotism. One kid thought his name
was cheese.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
For two straight weeks. After I was done. Oh my god,
he did snap out of it.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Eventually snapped up. Yeah, yeah, he actually ate cheese. Who
knew that you had to eat what you were I guess.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay, this sounded like a little bit too much, and
I'm not sure this is gonna work.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Okay, are you talking about the feral raccoon or the
hypnotizing kids, because we were planning to do both, I
mean the hypnotizing children.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
No, that's absolutely not happening Mojo.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Oh no, nobody wants to make Mojo sad. Hey, Mojo's
getting sad, he said, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
If he's sad. You're not doing it.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Okay, look we'll skip it.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
We'll skip the hypnotism. We'll go straight to the grand finale.
You were gonna love it. I'm doing a brand new trick,
highlight fireworks inside of your house.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That's fine, all the colors, well.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Before you say no, The trick ends with the Pinota
can and that shoots flaming candy.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Across the room.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, hot candy. Hey, Arry, don't touch it. It looks
so cool on Instagram. You got to see our reels.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Man, you're telling you that people actually sign up for this.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Well, we've had a few cancelations, like midway through the show.
But you know, practice makes perfect, especially with the pyrotechnics.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
All right, this is bull I need to contact your
company because I want to refund. You are not coming
to my.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
House hold on. No counsel on Mojo, Mojo, calm down,
put your put your diaper back.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
On, happening, Put it back on.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
He doesn't know it's a prank. Phone call.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Wait, phone call? Uh?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yes, Well not for Mojo, but it is.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
This is actually Jose from Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. Man,
we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
What the hell? Man?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
You know why she set you up? She said, you've
literally done nothing to help plan this party.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Well, you know what, He's right, I've been do.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I bet you want to be involved now. Now you
know that you got Fumbellini and Mojo in.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
The house, don't forget the exploding candy can. What the
hell it is?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
When you see flaming candy all over your house, you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Love it, dude, absolutely.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I told you to stop playing with that raccoon.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Wake Up.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Every morning was foom taps weekday mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
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