Phone Tap: Paging Dr. Love

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's going to try to convince our victim to give him a pep talk about how to meet women...And then make him instantly regret it...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gotta give props to one of our listeners named Kennedy,
who went the extra mile to set up this prank today. Oh,
I love that she just started dating a new guy,
and she told him that her younger brother has been
having trouble meeting women on the apps. So she asked
if he'd be willing to just take a minute and
talk to her brother over the phone to help him.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Out a little bit.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
One tiny issue with that she doesn't actually have a
younger brother. She made him up also that we could
mess with her new guy over the phone. It's your
phone tap right now?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh is this Danny aka doctor Love?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Danny paging Doctor Love. You've got a patient in the
oar and his dating life is in critical condition.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
What's going on? Who is this.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Messing with you? It's Wesley and Kennedy's little brother.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh yeah, she said that you'd be giving me a call.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, I'll get to the point. I could really use
your help with the the females. You know, I'm trying
to score some strange you're trying to do? What score strange?
Because Kennedy said that you two met on a on
a dating app and your bio was hell afire, So

(01:28):
I just need advice from the man.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
It's you. I don't know if I'm the man, but
yeah we did. We met on an app.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Come on, don't be humble. He scored my sister and
she's like a hard six on a bad day. Hey, yeah,
I can't pull that in my dreams. I get I'm
not worthy.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, I'm a little I'm a
little busy right now. So if this something I can
help you with, I gotta get moving.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I just need some feedback on my Tinder bio. Yeah shoot,
and right now, my user name is you shoot I score.
Pretty sweet. You can get it because you shoot I score.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, I don't. I don't know. I don't know if
I would go with that. You know, I just with
my name.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
It was either that or Bill Nye the Russian spy,
because yeah, I get it because normally he's he's a
science man, and it showcases my personality.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I don't want to tell you what to do. You
got to go with your instincts. But if I'm you're asking,
you should just use your name?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
So should should I call myself Big Wes the b Dubbs?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Maybe just Wes Well Wesley I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I like the Russian Spy musical Again.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I don't know if I don't think a woman's going
to read that and sing it, you're you're.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Let's we should just move on to the bio part.
That's the juice.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, but I gotta got along my bio.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I put first ball, I'm a cheap date because all
I eat is taco bell.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
And maybe just say something like you have a sense
of humor or something.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, And then I said, Plus, we'll never have to
argue about where we spend the holidays because my parents
are dead. So there's that.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I don't know it's funny because they're not really dead,
but it's it's a good talking point for the first date.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
It's a little morbid. I don't think anyone would know that,
Like they're not going to know that.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Just oh like uh like keep it simple, Like if
you're looking for a good time, I will mace you
with hundreds of useless fun facts. What because I know
a lot of fun facts and I will smother you
with them.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
You can't say nce you don't. You can't. It's you're
trying to meet someone. You can't say you're going to
mace them. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't lead off
with any of this.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Should I take something out or add add something.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
On and maybe you say you're quirky or something like that. Yeah,
you just try to just you know, be yourself.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
So if I said I'm a cycle, but the good kind,
that's kind of it's kind of true.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
No, now you're not listening to me.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's it's true. I took one of those online psychopath
tests and it came back positive.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
We don't tell anybody that. Okay, you gotta you gotta
talk about your hobbies, and you know, don't be don't
be so weird about everything. Just like your hobbies, what
you're into, what you like.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well, I guess I am if I think about it.
I'm super good at making cereal.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
You said what you're good at?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
What making cereal? You know? For breakfast? Oh, my ladies,
get ready to meet the serial killer. No, no, he's
a good cycle.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
No, listen to me. You got to stay away from
all this weird stuff. No one wants to go out
a serial killer or someone who's who's going to be
in a psycho none of that. Don't do that.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
But I have a question.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I gotta go get ready for work.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay, before you hang up, I'm not really Kennedy's little brother.
I'm just the stud radio host doing the prank phone call.
You watch your good Hello Riz a second, are you ye? Dude?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
My name is actually jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning. Noways nice to meet you, budd. Your girlfriend
Kennedy sets you up for this phone tab. She doesn't
even have a little brother.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
She did the whole thing just to set up this call.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
That's insane. I was thinking, how am I gonna help
This guy?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Name is serial god killer with a c.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Oh That voice is scary. The week up every morning
was phone Tab weekday mornings on the twenties Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning