July 11, 2025 • 5 mins
Today’s Phone Tap victim is booked for a small-time TV commercial and Jeff's calling to convince her that she might want to reconsider taking the job once she hears what the product is…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, rarely do we get an opportunity to prank
an actress.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
And look, before you get your hopes up, this isn't
some really big name person that you've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Of before, Witherspood, not Meryl Streep.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
This time it's a woman who does TV ads and
some smaller print. But recently we got an email from
her friend saying she got booked for a commercial, but
she doesn't know what it's for yet, so she wanted
us to make it something really weird. We came up
with a perfect product. You're going to hear it in
your phone tap right now another.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Well, Hi, Kate Winner, Yes, this is she.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Hey, okay, this is Grant Caviare from House Marketing.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
You're going to be her actress for the commercial that
we're doing this weekend, right, Yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm super excited.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
The company that we're working with wants to keep it
under wraps as much as possible, so you know how
that is.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
It's kind of secret. That's fun.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah. I mean the thing that it's going to be
really big, it's this national pet business. They're launching a
brand new product called Pooch smooch.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Okay, woot.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
What it is.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
It's a fun little idea.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
They're making this little spray bottle and you splitts it
onto your face to make your pupp want to lick you.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
What do you mean by that? Well don't I don't
really understand.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I mean, you know how people like to be licked, right, yeah,
but sometimes your dog won't do it on command and
that gonna be frustrating. Okay, So anyway, when you come
down for the shoot, we'll have an array of dogs
ready for you, and trust me, you're gonna love this.
They're just gonna be licking your face for ten hours
straight while we get video instills.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Ten hours, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Give or take ten could be a little more, a
little less.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Why do you need ten hours of dogs licking my face?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm glad you asked, because the thing is we have
five different delicious scents that they want to promote, So
you're gonna be sprayed with liver, duck, venison, lamon.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Rice, and dog butt. Wait that's the stuff dog's like.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Are you being serious?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I am?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And going back to why ten hours? The sense they
stick to your body for a long time, so you're
gonna smell like duck and dog butt for at least
an hour after each spray.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'm confused. I mean usually I do like a magazine
shoot or car commercials. I mean, you guys are just
going to be spraying stuff on my face. I mean
that's not something I normally do.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Well, yeah, dog butt on your face?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, especially that one. I mean it seems ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well, remember this is for dog owners who love getting kisses.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I understand that I have a dog. I like getting kisses,
and this is perfect for you. I don't really need
any help in that area.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Okay, Well, I guess you're one of the special ones. Then,
who just has a dog that loves kissing on its
own accord?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I think that's most dog. I'm not going to dudge
a product.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I don't know what it is about my dog. He
will not lick me, no matter how hard I try.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I mean that kind of sounds like a personal issue
between you and your dog that I hope you guys
get over. But my can start here is the commercial,
and maybe the dogs will just give me kisses anyway,
if we just fritch me with water.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I see what you're saying here. I'm reading between the lines.
So you you hate animals? No, I you support the
kill shelters.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
What's wrong with you? Why are you even jumping to
that conclusion? Well, I'm just reminding me dog but on
my face.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Remember this is for the dogs. It's not about you
and oh I don't want to be a little bit
smelly for an hour.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
But it is about me because I'm the one being
put in this situation. I mean, do you want dog
straight on your face for ten and then getting licked
off by seven animals you don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Listen, I'm the producer, you're the actress that we're paying
you good money.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I don't want to say no, but this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm just look, if you back out on this, I
doubt the agency would book you ever again.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
So you need to get licked.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Did you hear what you just said? You have to
get licked? I mean that's offensive. I mean I'm not
even sure how it's offensive, but it's offensive.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Fine, what if I say it this way?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Your best friend Lindsey wants you to get licked for
this prank phone call?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh what Yeah, my name.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Is actually jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
in the morning and we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh my, I'm going to kill her.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It was your best friend, Lindsay's idea. She emailed us
and said, you just got hired to do some sort
of ad in a commercial and you didn't know what
you were doing, and she wanted us to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I mean, who came up with the dog bucks now?
I mean that is.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, she did.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
She came up with it, and she said, you would
actually love the idea of smelling like dog butt.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh she read that wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, you think wake up every morning with Boone taps
weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the
Morning
You know, rarely do we get an opportunity to prank
an actress.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
And look, before you get your hopes up, this isn't
some really big name person that you've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Of before, Witherspood, not Meryl Streep.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
This time it's a woman who does TV ads and
some smaller print. But recently we got an email from
her friend saying she got booked for a commercial, but
she doesn't know what it's for yet, so she wanted
us to make it something really weird. We came up
with a perfect product. You're going to hear it in
your phone tap right now another.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Well, Hi, Kate Winner, Yes, this is she.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Hey, okay, this is Grant Caviare from House Marketing.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
You're going to be her actress for the commercial that
we're doing this weekend, right, Yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm super excited.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
The company that we're working with wants to keep it
under wraps as much as possible, so you know how
that is.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
It's kind of secret. That's fun.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah. I mean the thing that it's going to be
really big, it's this national pet business. They're launching a
brand new product called Pooch smooch.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Okay, woot.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
What it is.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
It's a fun little idea.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
They're making this little spray bottle and you splitts it
onto your face to make your pupp want to lick you.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
What do you mean by that? Well don't I don't
really understand.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I mean, you know how people like to be licked, right, yeah,
but sometimes your dog won't do it on command and
that gonna be frustrating. Okay, So anyway, when you come
down for the shoot, we'll have an array of dogs
ready for you, and trust me, you're gonna love this.
They're just gonna be licking your face for ten hours
straight while we get video instills.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Ten hours, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Give or take ten could be a little more, a
little less.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Why do you need ten hours of dogs licking my face?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm glad you asked, because the thing is we have
five different delicious scents that they want to promote, So
you're gonna be sprayed with liver, duck, venison, lamon.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Rice, and dog butt. Wait that's the stuff dog's like.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Are you being serious?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I am?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And going back to why ten hours? The sense they
stick to your body for a long time, so you're
gonna smell like duck and dog butt for at least
an hour after each spray.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'm confused. I mean usually I do like a magazine
shoot or car commercials. I mean, you guys are just
going to be spraying stuff on my face. I mean
that's not something I normally do.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Well, yeah, dog butt on your face?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, especially that one. I mean it seems ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well, remember this is for dog owners who love getting kisses.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I understand that I have a dog. I like getting kisses,
and this is perfect for you. I don't really need
any help in that area.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Okay, Well, I guess you're one of the special ones. Then,
who just has a dog that loves kissing on its
own accord?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I think that's most dog. I'm not going to dudge
a product.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I don't know what it is about my dog. He
will not lick me, no matter how hard I try.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I mean that kind of sounds like a personal issue
between you and your dog that I hope you guys
get over. But my can start here is the commercial,
and maybe the dogs will just give me kisses anyway,
if we just fritch me with water.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I see what you're saying here. I'm reading between the lines.
So you you hate animals? No, I you support the
kill shelters.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
What's wrong with you? Why are you even jumping to
that conclusion? Well, I'm just reminding me dog but on
my face.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Remember this is for the dogs. It's not about you
and oh I don't want to be a little bit
smelly for an hour.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
But it is about me because I'm the one being
put in this situation. I mean, do you want dog
straight on your face for ten and then getting licked
off by seven animals you don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Listen, I'm the producer, you're the actress that we're paying
you good money.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I don't want to say no, but this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm just look, if you back out on this, I
doubt the agency would book you ever again.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
So you need to get licked.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Did you hear what you just said? You have to
get licked? I mean that's offensive. I mean I'm not
even sure how it's offensive, but it's offensive.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Fine, what if I say it this way?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Your best friend Lindsey wants you to get licked for
this prank phone call?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh what Yeah, my name.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Is actually jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
in the morning and we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh my, I'm going to kill her.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It was your best friend, Lindsay's idea. She emailed us
and said, you just got hired to do some sort
of ad in a commercial and you didn't know what
you were doing, and she wanted us to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I mean, who came up with the dog bucks now?
I mean that is.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, she did.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
She came up with it, and she said, you would
actually love the idea of smelling like dog butt.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh she read that wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, you think wake up every morning with Boone taps
weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the
Morning
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