Phone Tap: Raising Money With The Haders

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s been assigned to work on a school fundraiser with another parent, and he’s going to meet our own Brooke Fox who has some exciting ways make money involving their kids!

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of a first grader got some troubling news because his

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wife assigned him to work with another parent on the
school fundraiser. Well, in his mind, it's the worst thing possible.
He'd rather do pretty much anything else than have to
work with a complete stranger on a school project. But
he's about to meet that person today and it's none
other than our own Brook Fox. Yes, already dreamed up

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some exciting money making ideas involving their kids, and you're
gonna hear them in your phone. Tap right now, taps
on the twenties. Well, Hi, is this Kurt Kendall's father,
Yeah it is. Who's this? Oh great, Kurt? This is
Diane Hater. Our kids were in the same class. I

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think the PTA paired us up for the upcoming auction.
Oh right, great, yeah, yeah, So we're supposed to come
up with some ideas. I'm sure, you know my son,
I mean, who doesn't player? Um, what's his name? Player?
I'm sorry, are you saying Claire or are you saying

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player like a player on a on a field. No,
it's player like, he's a player play a hater. That's
our last name's hater h d R. Of course. Oh
is it it's a nickname? Oh no, no, no, no,
you're starting to get insulting, Kurt. No, it's not a nickname.
I apologize. We just wanted to go with something unique,

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unlike Kendall. But anyway, I was just wondering if we
could go over some ideas that I have for the
school fundraiser. Sure, because I have been brainstorming. I I
didn't know we were supposed to come up with ideas already,
but welcome to the Hayter family because we are on
top of it. So my first thought is to do

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a calendar. Have you ever seen those fundraising calendars? I
had those. I think they're adorable. They always sell a
fun idea. Agreed, And I just want you to picture this.
Your daughter Kendall is with my son playa in different
hot tubs all over the city. You're you're saying, our

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children will be in hot tubs. You'll have gold chains,
and then she can wear a two piece with a
theme of the month, like October Jack Lannards all over
that little tiny bikini that adorable. I don't think that's appropriate.
What part the chains the children in first trade in

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hot tubs? Oh, don't worry, the chains will be twenty
four carrot. We wouldn't want to misrepresent the Hitter family. Yeah,
I guess you wouldn't. How um, just thinking here noodling
do you think? Do you have other ideas? Maybe? We
of course noodle away because my next one total smash
hit a kissing booth with Playa. Oh my god, he

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is very experienced for his age. And listen, I know
a lot of people are freaking out about germs these days.
So I was just thinking that the kissing booth would
be just your daughter over and over again. I just
I have to ask you, are you joking about this? No?
And the cutest part is we could take polaroid pictures

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and then sell those for extra That is like one
of those old timey things that people put up. No,
actually I don't. I this is very You know, what
if Kendall is a late bloomer I get it. Okay,
she's seven, so she shouldn't be blooming at that age.
No one, no child. This is starting to feel surreal. Me.

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You're probably one of those families that limit screen time too.
That's so cute. No, actually, as a matter of fact,
don't disturbing to me. Listen, no judgment from me. I
get it. Maybe you're more into the arts, and that's
why I think you're gonna love my next idea. The
road we're going down, I highly doubt it, but I
heard Kendall does ballet. Yes, wouldn't it be great if

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Playa and Kendall they just go to a local gentleman's
club and convince some of the ladies to donate some
of their tips to the school. Are you? Are you
drunk right now? Laya already knows these ladies. What are there?
His babysitters is babysitters? Who else would be available during
the day when I have to go to work. I

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think a call needs to be made to the Principle
because there's no way I and Kendall and my family
are going to work with the Hayter family who has
a kid named Playa Hater. I don't even know where
to begin with that. I'm not even processing. I will
be a stand I'm sorry. But when you say player
Hayter at the same time when you're mad, it's so funny.

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It's nothing that's funny about this at all, because it's
funny actually good. It's funny because it's a prank phone call.
I don't find anything funny that you know. It's a
phone tap. My name is Brooke from the radio show
Brook at Jeffrey in the Morning, and your wife Jane
set you up. What are you saying? Say that again,

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I've seen this is all a joke. Jane said. You
were complaining about having to do something for the school
fundraiser with a family you didn't know. Oh my god,
my son play a HATERA Okay, don't be jealous, Kurt.
I'm sorry. Just make sure you bring your one dollar

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bills and you'll be fine. Week up every morning with
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