Phone Tap: Rolando Bachata Class

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his girlfriend who just started Spanish dance lessons. And who better to give an update from class than Jose’s “ROLANDO!”

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And in today's phone tap,
we call a guy whose girlfriend just last month decided
I'm gonna take up a new hobby and do some
Spanish dance lessons. That's fine, just something she wanted to
try on her own, and for some reason, every time
she comes home from it to her boyfriend, she is
smiling from ear to.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Ear because dance is so fine.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, she's feel good.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
He's noticed, and it's been a little weird for him.
He's even mentioned it to her a few times, so
she says he seems a tad bit insecure.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Perfect time to strike.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh, it's the perfect time. Yeah, it's gonna happen right now.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Any Hello, Hello, he's this Nathan?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, this is Nathan. Who's this?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
It is I Rolando and I am calling from the
bhatta danzychodomy.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Haha, O Shay, what.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Do you know of the academy? Your girlfriend, Kendra, she
comes here for the classes.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Why are you calling me? And how did you give
my number?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Kendra? She gave me your number and said, perhaps you
would like a phone call. Maybe you have some questions
for me or concerns.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I mean not really, that's weird that she did that.
She didn't tell me that, you.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Know, Nathan, I think it is very natural to be
curious about a man who does not show up for
his beautiful girlfriend as a dance class.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's not that I'm not showing up. I'm not invited.
She wanted to do this on her own.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Noor is my friend. She is in good hands and arms,
really in hips and legs and one and two and
three and four.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
So this is what that is. It's like super close,
like together.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Only physically, physically and emotionally. We do talk a lot.
She is going through some stress at work, as you know.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I didn't know. I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Oh gosh, her new boss is such a jerk. You
and I should sit down for coffee some time. I
will tell you all about him. He is a total ahle.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, that's okay. I'll go ahead and talk to my
girlfriend about her own.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Issues, Okay, but I will not let her out of
class early, all right, So do not speak to her
during class time.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
That is my time with her, Okay, buddy, Look, you're
crossing the line here, like she's just taking a dance
class with you. I don't know why you're so involved.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
It is so much more.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
She pays me to please to teach.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Her, to teach her.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Did you say the plea?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
You understand what I mean. It is an expression from dance.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
You're really paying the picture here, like it's more than
a dance class.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
You do not need to feel intimidated my friend. When
I hold her, it is only for ballence. But when
I feel her skin, it is just to check how
moist it is. Wait, because she's using a new moisturizer.
She's been talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
It a lot.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
It is like cucumbermelon to the extreme. My friend is delicious.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
See now, would you have a problem if a stranger
knew that about another guy's girlfriend because see that?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh no, for me, it would be a compliment. Feel
free to smell all of my girlfriends. One smells like vanilla,
one smells like cinnamon, and I think a little bit
of nutmeg.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
You're like some sort of dance floor player or something.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
No, I am just an instructor who is passionate about dancing.
From the moment my alarm clock goes off, the beats
start hitting me. My shoes start to dry right as
I wake up, first counterclockwise, then clockwise. It's like stretching
for my heats, my loins. Dance is my life. I
brush my teeth on the beat.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
You've given me a lot of weird pictures.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh pictures. I will send you pictures if you like.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, thank you.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Are you sure? I have one from your girlfriend Kendra
right here? Oh I'm looking at it.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
She did not send you a picture of herself.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh it is very sexy. So I did not even
ask for this. And all it says is you'll have
been phoned up on Brook and Hiffrey and La Manana.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okay, I'm gonna have to talk to her because this
is out of line.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
This is Jayce because you do not speak Spanish, you
do not understanding Brook and Hiffrey and La Magnana. Maybe
if I.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Say Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and this is
a prank phone.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Call, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Because yes, this is actually Jose from the radio show
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and we're doing a
phone to have on you.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Man. What I was like, I had no idea what
to say. I was just like, this guy is confusing
man for me.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Kendra loves the show and she said she started a
new dance class, and you've been asking questions like who
you dance with when you're there, and like you just
don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Wow, I guess I'd better try to find out now.
Now you got me suspicious.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
I am sure you're fine, all right? And her instructor
doesn't know that she smells exactly like cucumber, melon and
a little bit of strawberries.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Wait so you know that?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
No, but that is a great say, Can we all agree?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Huh? Yes, yes, I think so.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Text in seven eight five ninety two Team Cucumber mellon the.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Second Man

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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