Phone Tap: Rolando Gives Swift Love Advice

How many Taylor Swift lyrics can Jose fit into a call before a guy realizes he’s being Phone Tapped? Find out in the podcast!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
We did this years ago, in fact, so long ago,
I don't think anybody on the show even remembers, except
for our producer. But we used to do phone tap
music challenges where we'd give a host an artist and say,
pick out any of their songs and try to naturally
work the lyrics into the phone call without the person

(00:37):
on the other line knowing it. Yeah, so we tried
it again with Jose and his artist challenge was Taylor Swift.
His victim was a guy who doesn't listen to the
radio a lot and is currently in a fight with
his girlfriend. Get up, So what songs is Jose gonna choose?

(00:57):
Plus here's a little twist, He's gonna try the whole
thing as Rolando.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
So if it's not funny, I'm sorry. That's your phone.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Right, let's get into it right now?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Hello or Lah?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Is this Nick.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Uh, yeah, who's speaking.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
My name is Rolando, and I am sure you have
heard about me. You're dating my baby's sister.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I'm sorry, Emily is your sister? Jays? Uh okay, and
you're calling me about what she told me.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
You too got into a fight, and as if I
could be of assistance.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Oh, she told you about our fight, see jays h Well,
I mean, honestly, I'm not really sure what you can
do to help with this situation.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Listen, something you do not know about me, But I
am the master of love, and my life's work is
healing couple Spain and bringing them back together.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
So you're a therapist, Well, I.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Believe the word is a unlicensial.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Wait, you're an unlicensed therapist.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
That is correct. And here's what I know from her
side of the story.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
M hmm. Your on the phone with your girlfriend. She's upset.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
She's going off about something that you said, cuz she
does not get your humor like I do.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
My humor like guy's humor.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Is that what you mean exactly? Okay, So let's pretend
I'm in the room. It's a typical Tuesday night.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
You're listening to the kind of music she does not
like and she'll never know your story like I do.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
What I like because we're both guys and she's not,
and like she doesn't understand the guy thing. Is that
what you're talking about?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Jaz Jays?

Speaker 5 (03:07):
But she wears short skirts, you wear t shirts. She
is the chair captain.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
And you are on the bleachers. Does that make sense?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
M sure?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (03:23):
The following me good because she's dreaming about the day
when she wakes up and finds that what she's looking
for has been there the whole time.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Man.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I feel like she takes me for granted, and I'm
like a really great boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Okay, Jays, if you could see that, I'm the one
who understands you been here all along?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Why can't you see?

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah? Why can't she see? Why doesn't she get it that.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
You belong with me? Ah? You belong to me?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
What is that? What you want me to tell her?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I am standing by and waiting at your back door.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Wait what, you're at my door all this time?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
How could you not know? Baby?

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Did she give you my address? That's not cool?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Have you ever thought just maybe you belong Are you
to me?

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Are you Hella, are you singing jays?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
You belong to me?

Speaker 4 (04:26):
If you're singing that to me, Man, I'm not into that.
I'm in the girl.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh well, I am into whatever you're into. So what
is it's? My friend?

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Amen? Knock it off?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Is it the girls the boys? Or Brook and hefriy
la Manana?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
I am into girls. I'm not into guys.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
So you're preferring Brook over Jeffrey on the morning show?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yes, I'm wait, who the hell is Brook?

Speaker 5 (04:50):
That's my co host, bro, because this is actually jose
from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Man, we're doing a phone tap on you. It's a prank.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, dude, it's the show's called Breaking.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I Am dude.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Your coworker Jennifer said you have She said you gotta
fight with your girlfriend and I wanted to us control you.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I was like, what is this ridiculous guy who's talking
about he loves me? I'm like, this is squirky there.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I know, I know, I know it sounded weird, but
that was my challenge.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Okay, like, give you love advice, but you sing only
Taylor Smith lyrics.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Oh my god, I could tell you were lost. I
don't know any of her songs.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh but you do know by the end that you
belong to me.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Now you know, now you know, I get it. Now
I belong to you, Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
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