Phone Tap: The Bee Whisperer

Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let me do your phone tap, phone tap, phone tap,
phone tap. You guys, you guys not up with the
modern music. It's a modern music song.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah, one month.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, okay, I've got to educate these people, these old
folks on the music that's.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Playing on that.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm doing a prop phone call.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
We all are phone now, you're in.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Today. We call a guy who's currently at work, and
he called a pest control company to take care of
a bee's nest that was close to his garage. And
we're just trying to let him know we found it okay,
and also probably made it a lot worse. You'll find
out how jose did that in your phone.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Tap phone tap, phone phone right now.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Another Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Hello, Hey, is this Brad? Yeah? Who's this?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
This is Lenny from All the Past Control. Sorry, it's
kind of loud here. How's it going? Well? You know what? What? What?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
What's going on over there?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
You guys called about some bees on your property.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I found them, they're here.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah. Is everything going okay?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah? I had a few hiccups along the way though.
I didn't have.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
My normal gear with me late last night, tossing a
few back. So yeah, anyway, I I thought I could
maybe just jump up and then grab the hive real
quick throw it in the garbage.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
But that was a bad decision. Yeah, I should have
told I would have done it. Shouldn't have done that. No,
you don't do that. That's learn from me.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
That's why I called it special.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
So what are you doing now? Is that I gone? No,
not at all. They're actually furious. I think I made
a more ank. Oh shoot, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Two questions, do you have a hide a key to
your house?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
And two?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Any chance you have an EPI pen? I'm feeling a
little funny.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
What a lot of bees? I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Wait a second. Are you allergic to bees?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
No? Well, actually I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I've never been stung before today, but I'm ow. Oh
that's tingling. That's the weird sensation. That's probably the fourteenth
time in five minutes I've been stung. Okay, I don't
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
What what do you want from me? I mean this
is probably should have worn a shirt. You're not wearing
a shirt.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
No, I guess you actively a beehive?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, and you're allergic to the stab?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I did looking back, probably would have done this a
little different.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm just really hung over. Oh my my employer, he wanted.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Me to send you pictures when it was done, but
I can't. I can't feel my right arm anymore.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's do you need to call someone? That isn't my issue?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I hope you're I've not satisfactory work.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
My right arm is two times bigger than my left arm.
I look like Popeye. Whoa, I'm dizzy.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Okay, you're having some sort of reaction.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
What's happening?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Isn't good? You need medical attention? Oh, medical attention, pension, pension.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Now I'll be good.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I will. No, No, you're not going to be good.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
You need to go to a hospital. I don't do hospitals.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
I watched a documentary on Facebook. You know that they're
actually government front so they can not throw out arms
to the conscious. I'm calling that fun and coming to
my house and giving you a medical attention. Oh, I
know what to do. I'm gonna take off my pants. No,
I'm a wrap the hive in it and then I know,

(04:12):
toss it in like a jacuzzi.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Here, mord No, No, the police, you're so kind.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Ambulance, they're gonna be on their way all right, Oh all.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
The bees are gone. Wait the plants idea worked.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Awesome?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
What what what's happening?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
What's going on? They must know, they must have known.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
This is a prank phone call, and they all flew away.
This is a prank phone call.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yes, this is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
The phone tap on you for your house.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I find your buddy. Eric actually set you up.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
He's hired a past control to come out this morning
and deal with the bee problem.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Will work? Yeah, So he wanted us to have a
little fun with you. Man.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
I know you're stressed, so stupid, you're not gonna believe
what's swelling up now?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Actually I like it. I hope it stays.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Dude, that's broke.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Hey, that's what all the girls say.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Wake up every morning with loom tats weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning