July 9, 2025 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Second date up dated. It's always interesting to me that
we have just as many guys listen to our show
as we do ladies.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Actually, yeah, on our podcast we have more mileages.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
And if that's because women are forcing their spouses to
listen at the threat of withholding love, then you know,
whats so be it?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh? Not just that we're entertaining Oh I can't sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We all know by now ladies don't have to approach
anyone on the dating apps. They're pretty much flooded with
messages twenty four to seven. So the big question that
we always ask here is how does a guy cut
through all the clutter and get himself noticed dating app? Yeah,
and our listener Connor says he's figured out a great
(00:48):
conversation opener that nobody else was using and says it
has an extremely high success right. Oh, interesting, Connor, Are
you sure you want to give away your secrets to
the world right here on the show?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Honestly, no, But your producer's kind of telling me I
have to do that. I want to be here.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Our producers can be kind of scary, we get it.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
He makes me do a lot of stuff I don't
want to do either, Connor, So I completely understand. Now,
time to wipe away those tears. Give it up. What's
your secret?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
So I don't send any words at all?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Any words? I'm with you. Women hate words. Words huge turnoff?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Am I right?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Alexis yeah, especially.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
All the way punctuation marks.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's emoji. Dude. You send emojis because it leads to
a response.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Eventually.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Why are you because you're like trying to decode what
you're attempting to say. There's specific emojis that you use.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, there's a specific group of emojis. Okay, okay, yeah,
man emoji, woman emoji, sushi emoji, dance emoji, music emoji,
gift box emoji, fine, question mark emoji?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What was the last one before a questioner?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Equal sign? Math equations alexis like an algebra.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, you could take that out. Okay, that's I'm sorry.
From those emojis. That is a fancy first date that
you just play.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, sushi and dancing. Yeah yeah. For people who aren't
emoji literate, can you like translate what exactly you're saying
in it?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Okay, so it translates to a guy and a girl,
we get sushi, We dance and also there's a little
something special. What do you think?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, okay, it's a tiny gift. The fact that you
have a gift box looks really cool, the big gold
box on.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
The emoji, unless it's like that old SNL song about
what's in the box an ice cream emoji for your gift.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
But it always elists to respond. Either people send back
like emojis of their own, like they get it, or
they're like sorry, what was that? And at least I've
got somebody talking to me even if they didn't get it.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, well, then she asked for clarification, then you can
formally ask her out.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So you do this to hundreds of women and one
you actually went on.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
A date with. I did this to Nikki. I was
able to get her number and we met up and
we did that date.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh you did do the day okay? And you said,
her name is Nikki, that's the woman that we're going
to be calling her. How did your date go?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
It was great. We did exactly what I said we
were going to do. We did sushi, we went dancing,
and then I took her out paid for drinks afterwards.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh wait, where was that present you put a present box.
I'm in there.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
The present is like I'm going to let you in
on my secret.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Spot with really cool drinks.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Like did she like that present?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
She liked it, she thought it was cool.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, how was the connection between you two?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Look?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I thought it was great. There was no like moment
where it felt like a kiss was right. But I
felt like we were vibing the whole time.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I obviously listened to these stuff times girls like Okay,
what you mess up? And I will tell you right now.
The awkward thing came from her and not from me.
I still want to go on our second date. But
there was a point where she called me Martin.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Martin No.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Brooks forgotten your name.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I now it's not just she forgot dude, Martin is
her ex.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh goad, I bet she felt so bad.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, she said she did. We had fun with it.
I mean I cracked a joke or two about it.
I thought it was all good. But now it's been
like a week and a half and I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes, it's awkward to be called by the ex's name,
but it's also kind of a good sign that she's
seeing you in a romantic way and it's unlocking that
door to like old romantic flings. Okay, A stretch, Yeah,
I have to stretch. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I mean, do you think that she's not over her ex?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I mean that's my first thought for sure, but I
hope that that's not the case because we had a
good time. I would like to see her again. And
also like, if you're not over your ex, fine, but
you're gonna ghost me for that?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Well, I mean maybe she thinks it's it's kind right,
Like maybe she thinks like I should leave this guy alone.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Never the kindest option.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I mean, I agree, I agree, I don't disagree with that.
But what happened at the very end of the night,
I was like, Hey.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
This has been so much fun. I hope to see
you again. We gave each other a hog.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
And how many times have you called her? How many
times have you texted her?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Well, obviously I hit her with some emo jiez okay, yeah,
and then I left one voicemail. I'm trying to not
be like weird about it.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Now, did you leave the voicemail saying your real name?
Because maybe she doesn't remember it. Maybe you should have
called yourself Martin.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh that is rough.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's true, and voicemails are a little bit as especially
if you hear the loser line segment on our show.
It's always a risk to leave one.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, I think voicemails are fine if they're short and
they end quickly. Yeah, that's the same thing I just
said twice.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
But you know what I mean, just like love making
short to end it quickly. Didn't get out, get leave
them Moore. There you go. So we're going to reach
out to Nikki. Hopefully she answers and we'll find out
is it really just because she called you her ex's
name on the date or is something else happening when
we come back for your second date update. Right after
this second date update was a warm summer afternoon, and
(06:06):
our listener Connor con de Gal into a date with
a flick of the finger and a string of mysterious emojis.
Man emoji, woman emoji, sushi emoji, dance emoji, music emoji,
gift box emoji equals question mark emoji. Jeff, that's where
(06:27):
we're at now. I've conferred with my co host Jose Sherlock, Homeboy,
and Brooke what's up Watson? They told me we don't
know enough about.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
This date at I think we know quite a bit, though, Oh,
I think we know quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Not quite enough though. Our only lead is that Nikki
called Connor by her ex lover's name some nobody named Martin.
But that's all we know. We don't even know what
they spoke about, any childhood memories. Did they play the
game pasta Rasta?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
What is that game?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh man, you haven't played pasta a Rosta.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I haven't even lived apparently, Connor, can you tell us
what was the gab about that night?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
What did you speak about?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh man?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I feel like it was pretty basic first date stuff
like stuff that happened to us with when her kids.
I was like, oh, I have this scar on my arm. Honestly,
now that we're talking about I'm like, am I basic?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Am I basic? It's okay.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
There wasn't a big crazy moment.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
You're a man that's willing to take a woman dancing,
and that is not basic. Many men are scared of dancing.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I'll take that. But our conversation maybe wasn't as like
I don't know, It wasn't like we looked up at
the stars and contemplated our existence. Again.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, but you communicated with those dance moves.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Still no pasta arosta, so kind of fell short. But
let's reach out to Nikki here. We'll see if she
picks up, and hopefully she has some answers.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
If she doesn't, let's play the game because I'm really
curious how this game works.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's not appropriate for radio.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Was going to guess, Penny, Okay, you don't know what
you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You would want that paint anyway, right here, Let's just
call Nikki here, hopefully get out of this awkwardness. Here
we go. Hey is this Nikki? Hey, Nikki, you're on
(08:29):
a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What's up, Nikki?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Sorry to interrupt you. I'm not sure if you're busy
or something, but we're doing a segment on our show.
It's called a second Date Update.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I'm so sorry, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I don't just honestly, it'll take less than three minutes.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Lucky for you, we're not doing our big segment pasta
a rasta yeah, super highly.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, quick, actually kind of exciting.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay, yeah, because the second Date Update it's where one
of our listeners has asked us to help get some
answers for why you're not responding to his emoji texts
and your voicemail messages.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Oh god, oh my god, why would he do that?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Okay talking about immediately when we say emoji, Yeah, Connor.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, I know about the emojis, But like, why would
he call a radio station and like get you guys involved,
Like I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, because he told us the story about your date
and said he's reached out a few times hoping to
get a second one that has not happened, and he's
not sure why.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Well, I don't know what he told you, guys, but
I had a little bit of an embarrassing moment on
the date.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, we heard about the moment where you called him
by your ex boyfriend's name, Martin.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Fine, it sounds like he didn't even like care that much.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I mean, there could have been more moments on the
date that might have turned you off. Like, we just
don't know, and Connor wants some honesty and clarification on
the situation.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
That's why we're called Yeah, I mean, actually it was
it was just that. I mean, I'm gonna be honest
with you guys about something. It was it was that moment.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, but it sounds like you guys joked about it
after you called him the wrong name. He like made
light of it and he can't let no.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I'm mean, I tried to laugh it off. But tell
you guys the truth. Martin is not my excess name.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Wait what what that's what you said?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
No, I know, I know, I had to make it up.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
What Who's Martin?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Okay, So his eyebrows are the bushiest eyebrows I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And are you talking about Martin right now or are
you talking about.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Our listener, your date with Connor.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
I'm talking about Connor. Like he has the same eyebrows
as Martin Scorsese. He actually makes Martin look thin. And
I put him in my song with that, and I
guess I got so used to seeing that name on
my phoneing that.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah, so you rose, Wait, you saved him as like
Martin Scorsese eyebrow boy or up In in your phone?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I said, eyebrows and in the picture of you put
really like you saw they were bushy, hence me putting
him in my phone as Martin Browse. But I couldn't
stop looking at them. It was like a bad accident
that you can't stop looking at.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Okay, yeah, watching one caterpillar. I don't think anymore that.
I don't want to hurt any more feelings, especially because Martin,
No Connor, Connor, he's uh, he's on the other line
(11:38):
listening to this.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Nikki, shut up, shut up.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I have to talk because I'm on the radio. But yeah,
he's there. Sorry, Honor, are you there?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, I'm not really sure what to say, brother.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I bet you have great eyebrows. Mark there, very full,
like people are into it, big eyebrowser in.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, but this is beyond the trend.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
But preference for every different.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
People, you don't have to That's why we date.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
That's why we date because everybody has different preferences. And
I'm sorry, Connor, you're a nice looking guy, but your
browser too much like they. I could not even focus
enough to remember your real name, burst, the name I've
been calling you in my follow.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
How do you apologize for being meaning? The double down
on it.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Is honestly mean. I mean, listen, I didn't call me
and do this. Okay, Connor knew what he was getting into.
He was ready, I guess for the truth, and that's true.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
We do appreciate your honesty, Nikky. I mean, we really do.
That's what we ask. I don't necessarily love what you're saying. Yeah,
but you know, at least she's being truthful for the reason.
I would think, though, that eyebrows are something that you
could easily change.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
No, you don't want to change who you're dating them, Jack, Yeah,
I mean I'm happy with how I look.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I'm just baffled. But it took coming to the radio
to hear that.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I was trying to be nice put me in this spot.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Now, you know, ghosting is never nice. That's not a kindness.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
What did it felt nice? If she said the reason
I said is because you remind me you look like
Martin Scorse feel good?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
She could have just said, you know what, I'm so sorry.
I just don't feel an attraction here. It's that's all
she had.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I would have been fine. But also if you said
I look like Martin scorsesey, I would have been like, hell, yeah,
I dude, tight, Yeah, I love Connor.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I mean, I'm sorry, guys, I gotta go to work, okay,
but I'm sorry. Conor like, best of luck. If you
need a brown person, I have someone really good I'm
more than happy to give her no more. Connor doubling
really good. I'm not doubling down. I'm trying to help.
I want Connor to find a nice woman together.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
A little bit. So Look, I normally would never do this,
but in the spirit of truthfulness and honor, Connor, I'm
gonna call it open season. Is there anything you would
like to critique about Nikki? In return? The playing field
up to you, Connor.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
When she goes low, you go high? Connor?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, what's what's above the eyebrows that you can No,
I'm above it, man, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Like, I'm not sorry for the way that I look.
I think she looks great. I would have been happy
to go on a second date, but.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Just great, a great guy that.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I didn't do anything wrong. I've been embarrassed on the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh you've been embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Embarrassed, guys. I can't deal with this. No next day,
I'm I'm deleting every app for dating. I'm taking a break.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Okay, it's good that she was able to make this
entire thing about her. So Nikki, well done.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I don't appreciate that. Just s y I The next
time you go ahead, and send someone all these crazy
emojis and there's a gift in there. Why didn't you
just bring a gift and not be a cheat at.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh, I guess it wasn't just the eyebrows.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah, the eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
All right, Well, we started with really not knowing much
at the beginning of this what went wrong? And now
we know it was just a couple of eyebrows. Hey,
what's up?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
What's in?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
We solved the mystery. I knew we'd get to the
bottom of it. Tune in next week when we unmasked
the owner of the old Kabuki theater and find out
who isn't dating the wrong person. His eyebrows were like
super hairy in New It Schools. King Jeffrey in the morning,
(15:47):
I got a lot of texts coming into our textport
at seven eighty five nine two people are ripping that
woman for what she said about Connor's eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
It would have been forgiven because she didn't know he
was on the phone until she just kept going Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
She just wouldn't stop.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Anytime you're like, I'm sorry, but it's not an apology.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, And I know Connor didn't want to say anything
bad about her, but our listeners did not. Yeah, they're
blowing up our text war. One said I've never even
seen that woman, but I can tell she's got a
gaping fish mouth, all right. Another says she sounds like
she was You know what, actually, some of these are
(16:28):
not waiting cool. I probably shouldn't, but you know what,
it is nice to see our listeners coming together and
sticking up for other listeners who listened to this.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, but what about that, Like when they go low,
we go high.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
No mom mentality low, we go lower. She went high,
so we can all go up. There you go, but
we will stick up for you and your love life.
You can email the show. We'll call that person who's
not calling you back and go check out all of
our second date updates if you want to find them online.
They're available well wherever you get your podcasts at Brook
and Jeffrey
Second date up dated. It's always interesting to me that
we have just as many guys listen to our show
as we do ladies.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Actually, yeah, on our podcast we have more mileages.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
And if that's because women are forcing their spouses to
listen at the threat of withholding love, then you know,
whats so be it?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh? Not just that we're entertaining Oh I can't sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We all know by now ladies don't have to approach
anyone on the dating apps. They're pretty much flooded with
messages twenty four to seven. So the big question that
we always ask here is how does a guy cut
through all the clutter and get himself noticed dating app? Yeah,
and our listener Connor says he's figured out a great
(00:48):
conversation opener that nobody else was using and says it
has an extremely high success right. Oh, interesting, Connor, Are
you sure you want to give away your secrets to
the world right here on the show?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Honestly, no, But your producer's kind of telling me I
have to do that. I want to be here.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Our producers can be kind of scary, we get it.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
He makes me do a lot of stuff I don't
want to do either, Connor, So I completely understand. Now,
time to wipe away those tears. Give it up. What's
your secret?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
So I don't send any words at all?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Any words? I'm with you. Women hate words. Words huge turnoff?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Am I right?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Alexis yeah, especially.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
All the way punctuation marks.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's emoji. Dude. You send emojis because it leads to
a response.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Eventually.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Why are you because you're like trying to decode what
you're attempting to say. There's specific emojis that you use.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, there's a specific group of emojis. Okay, okay, yeah,
man emoji, woman emoji, sushi emoji, dance emoji, music emoji,
gift box emoji, fine, question mark emoji?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What was the last one before a questioner?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Equal sign? Math equations alexis like an algebra.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, you could take that out. Okay, that's I'm sorry.
From those emojis. That is a fancy first date that
you just play.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, sushi and dancing. Yeah yeah. For people who aren't
emoji literate, can you like translate what exactly you're saying
in it?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Okay, so it translates to a guy and a girl,
we get sushi, We dance and also there's a little
something special. What do you think?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, okay, it's a tiny gift. The fact that you
have a gift box looks really cool, the big gold
box on.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
The emoji, unless it's like that old SNL song about
what's in the box an ice cream emoji for your gift.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
But it always elists to respond. Either people send back
like emojis of their own, like they get it, or
they're like sorry, what was that? And at least I've
got somebody talking to me even if they didn't get it.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, well, then she asked for clarification, then you can
formally ask her out.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So you do this to hundreds of women and one
you actually went on.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
A date with. I did this to Nikki. I was
able to get her number and we met up and
we did that date.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh you did do the day okay? And you said,
her name is Nikki, that's the woman that we're going
to be calling her. How did your date go?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
It was great. We did exactly what I said we
were going to do. We did sushi, we went dancing,
and then I took her out paid for drinks afterwards.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh wait, where was that present you put a present box.
I'm in there.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
The present is like I'm going to let you in
on my secret.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Spot with really cool drinks.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Like did she like that present?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
She liked it, she thought it was cool.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, how was the connection between you two?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Look?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I thought it was great. There was no like moment
where it felt like a kiss was right. But I
felt like we were vibing the whole time.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I obviously listened to these stuff times girls like Okay,
what you mess up? And I will tell you right now.
The awkward thing came from her and not from me.
I still want to go on our second date. But
there was a point where she called me Martin.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Martin No.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Brooks forgotten your name.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I now it's not just she forgot dude, Martin is
her ex.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh goad, I bet she felt so bad.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, she said she did. We had fun with it.
I mean I cracked a joke or two about it.
I thought it was all good. But now it's been
like a week and a half and I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes, it's awkward to be called by the ex's name,
but it's also kind of a good sign that she's
seeing you in a romantic way and it's unlocking that
door to like old romantic flings. Okay, A stretch, Yeah,
I have to stretch. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I mean, do you think that she's not over her ex?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I mean that's my first thought for sure, but I
hope that that's not the case because we had a
good time. I would like to see her again. And
also like, if you're not over your ex, fine, but
you're gonna ghost me for that?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Well, I mean maybe she thinks it's it's kind right,
Like maybe she thinks like I should leave this guy alone.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Never the kindest option.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I mean, I agree, I agree, I don't disagree with that.
But what happened at the very end of the night,
I was like, Hey.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
This has been so much fun. I hope to see
you again. We gave each other a hog.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
And how many times have you called her? How many
times have you texted her?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Well, obviously I hit her with some emo jiez okay, yeah,
and then I left one voicemail. I'm trying to not
be like weird about it.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Now, did you leave the voicemail saying your real name?
Because maybe she doesn't remember it. Maybe you should have
called yourself Martin.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh that is rough.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's true, and voicemails are a little bit as especially
if you hear the loser line segment on our show.
It's always a risk to leave one.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, I think voicemails are fine if they're short and
they end quickly. Yeah, that's the same thing I just
said twice.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
But you know what I mean, just like love making
short to end it quickly. Didn't get out, get leave
them Moore. There you go. So we're going to reach
out to Nikki. Hopefully she answers and we'll find out
is it really just because she called you her ex's
name on the date or is something else happening when
we come back for your second date update. Right after
this second date update was a warm summer afternoon, and
(06:06):
our listener Connor con de Gal into a date with
a flick of the finger and a string of mysterious emojis.
Man emoji, woman emoji, sushi emoji, dance emoji, music emoji,
gift box emoji equals question mark emoji. Jeff, that's where
(06:27):
we're at now. I've conferred with my co host Jose Sherlock, Homeboy,
and Brooke what's up Watson? They told me we don't
know enough about.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
This date at I think we know quite a bit, though, Oh,
I think we know quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Not quite enough though. Our only lead is that Nikki
called Connor by her ex lover's name some nobody named Martin.
But that's all we know. We don't even know what
they spoke about, any childhood memories. Did they play the
game pasta Rasta?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
What is that game?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh man, you haven't played pasta a Rosta.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I haven't even lived apparently, Connor, can you tell us
what was the gab about that night?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
What did you speak about?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh man?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I feel like it was pretty basic first date stuff
like stuff that happened to us with when her kids.
I was like, oh, I have this scar on my arm. Honestly,
now that we're talking about I'm like, am I basic?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Am I basic? It's okay.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
There wasn't a big crazy moment.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
You're a man that's willing to take a woman dancing,
and that is not basic. Many men are scared of dancing.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I'll take that. But our conversation maybe wasn't as like
I don't know, It wasn't like we looked up at
the stars and contemplated our existence. Again.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, but you communicated with those dance moves.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Still no pasta arosta, so kind of fell short. But
let's reach out to Nikki here. We'll see if she
picks up, and hopefully she has some answers.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
If she doesn't, let's play the game because I'm really
curious how this game works.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's not appropriate for radio.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Was going to guess, Penny, Okay, you don't know what
you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You would want that paint anyway, right here, Let's just
call Nikki here, hopefully get out of this awkwardness. Here
we go. Hey is this Nikki? Hey, Nikki, you're on
(08:29):
a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What's up, Nikki?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Sorry to interrupt you. I'm not sure if you're busy
or something, but we're doing a segment on our show.
It's called a second Date Update.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I'm so sorry, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I don't just honestly, it'll take less than three minutes.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Lucky for you, we're not doing our big segment pasta
a rasta yeah, super highly.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, quick, actually kind of exciting.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay, yeah, because the second Date Update it's where one
of our listeners has asked us to help get some
answers for why you're not responding to his emoji texts
and your voicemail messages.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Oh god, oh my god, why would he do that?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Okay talking about immediately when we say emoji, Yeah, Connor.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, I know about the emojis, But like, why would
he call a radio station and like get you guys involved,
Like I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, because he told us the story about your date
and said he's reached out a few times hoping to
get a second one that has not happened, and he's
not sure why.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Well, I don't know what he told you, guys, but
I had a little bit of an embarrassing moment on
the date.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, we heard about the moment where you called him
by your ex boyfriend's name, Martin.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Fine, it sounds like he didn't even like care that much.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I mean, there could have been more moments on the
date that might have turned you off. Like, we just
don't know, and Connor wants some honesty and clarification on
the situation.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
That's why we're called Yeah, I mean, actually it was
it was just that. I mean, I'm gonna be honest
with you guys about something. It was it was that moment.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, but it sounds like you guys joked about it
after you called him the wrong name. He like made
light of it and he can't let no.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I'm mean, I tried to laugh it off. But tell
you guys the truth. Martin is not my excess name.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Wait what what that's what you said?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
No, I know, I know, I had to make it up.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
What Who's Martin?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Okay, So his eyebrows are the bushiest eyebrows I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And are you talking about Martin right now or are
you talking about.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Our listener, your date with Connor.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
I'm talking about Connor. Like he has the same eyebrows
as Martin Scorsese. He actually makes Martin look thin. And
I put him in my song with that, and I
guess I got so used to seeing that name on
my phoneing that.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah, so you rose, Wait, you saved him as like
Martin Scorsese eyebrow boy or up In in your phone?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I said, eyebrows and in the picture of you put
really like you saw they were bushy, hence me putting
him in my phone as Martin Browse. But I couldn't
stop looking at them. It was like a bad accident
that you can't stop looking at.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Okay, yeah, watching one caterpillar. I don't think anymore that.
I don't want to hurt any more feelings, especially because Martin,
No Connor, Connor, he's uh, he's on the other line
(11:38):
listening to this.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Nikki, shut up, shut up.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I have to talk because I'm on the radio. But yeah,
he's there. Sorry, Honor, are you there?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, I'm not really sure what to say, brother.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I bet you have great eyebrows. Mark there, very full,
like people are into it, big eyebrowser in.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, but this is beyond the trend.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
But preference for every different.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
People, you don't have to That's why we date.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
That's why we date because everybody has different preferences. And
I'm sorry, Connor, you're a nice looking guy, but your
browser too much like they. I could not even focus
enough to remember your real name, burst, the name I've
been calling you in my follow.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
How do you apologize for being meaning? The double down
on it.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Is honestly mean. I mean, listen, I didn't call me
and do this. Okay, Connor knew what he was getting into.
He was ready, I guess for the truth, and that's true.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
We do appreciate your honesty, Nikky. I mean, we really do.
That's what we ask. I don't necessarily love what you're saying. Yeah,
but you know, at least she's being truthful for the reason.
I would think, though, that eyebrows are something that you
could easily change.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
No, you don't want to change who you're dating them, Jack, Yeah,
I mean I'm happy with how I look.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I'm just baffled. But it took coming to the radio
to hear that.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I was trying to be nice put me in this spot.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Now, you know, ghosting is never nice. That's not a kindness.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
What did it felt nice? If she said the reason
I said is because you remind me you look like
Martin Scorse feel good?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
She could have just said, you know what, I'm so sorry.
I just don't feel an attraction here. It's that's all
she had.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I would have been fine. But also if you said
I look like Martin scorsesey, I would have been like, hell, yeah,
I dude, tight, Yeah, I love Connor.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I mean, I'm sorry, guys, I gotta go to work, okay,
but I'm sorry. Conor like, best of luck. If you
need a brown person, I have someone really good I'm
more than happy to give her no more. Connor doubling
really good. I'm not doubling down. I'm trying to help.
I want Connor to find a nice woman together.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
A little bit. So Look, I normally would never do this,
but in the spirit of truthfulness and honor, Connor, I'm
gonna call it open season. Is there anything you would
like to critique about Nikki? In return? The playing field
up to you, Connor.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
When she goes low, you go high? Connor?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, what's what's above the eyebrows that you can No,
I'm above it, man, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Like, I'm not sorry for the way that I look.
I think she looks great. I would have been happy
to go on a second date, but.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Just great, a great guy that.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I didn't do anything wrong. I've been embarrassed on the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh you've been embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Embarrassed, guys. I can't deal with this. No next day,
I'm I'm deleting every app for dating. I'm taking a break.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Okay, it's good that she was able to make this
entire thing about her. So Nikki, well done.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I don't appreciate that. Just s y I The next
time you go ahead, and send someone all these crazy
emojis and there's a gift in there. Why didn't you
just bring a gift and not be a cheat at.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh, I guess it wasn't just the eyebrows.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah, the eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
All right, Well, we started with really not knowing much
at the beginning of this what went wrong? And now
we know it was just a couple of eyebrows. Hey,
what's up?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
What's in?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
We solved the mystery. I knew we'd get to the
bottom of it. Tune in next week when we unmasked
the owner of the old Kabuki theater and find out
who isn't dating the wrong person. His eyebrows were like
super hairy in New It Schools. King Jeffrey in the morning,
(15:47):
I got a lot of texts coming into our textport
at seven eighty five nine two people are ripping that
woman for what she said about Connor's eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
It would have been forgiven because she didn't know he
was on the phone until she just kept going Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
She just wouldn't stop.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Anytime you're like, I'm sorry, but it's not an apology.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, And I know Connor didn't want to say anything
bad about her, but our listeners did not. Yeah, they're
blowing up our text war. One said I've never even
seen that woman, but I can tell she's got a
gaping fish mouth, all right. Another says she sounds like
she was You know what, actually, some of these are
(16:28):
not waiting cool. I probably shouldn't, but you know what,
it is nice to see our listeners coming together and
sticking up for other listeners who listened to this.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, but what about that, Like when they go low,
we go high.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
No mom mentality low, we go lower. She went high,
so we can all go up. There you go, but
we will stick up for you and your love life.
You can email the show. We'll call that person who's
not calling you back and go check out all of
our second date updates if you want to find them online.
They're available well wherever you get your podcasts at Brook
and Jeffrey
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