August 3, 2024 • 15 mins
Out of every Second Date we’ve done this year, TODAY’S might be the most MEMORABLE of the bunch.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Second date update. When listeners submit requests for phone taps
or second date updates, they'll send us an email. Or
you can also fill out like a little questionnaire on
our website.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, we have like a submit for me. Actually, go
to Brook Jeffrey dot com slash submit.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, that's it's too easy, Yeah, if you do it.
There's a section on there where we ask people to
tell us a little bit about themselves so that we
can get an idea of who they are. And the
guy on the phone today wrote in the about me
section he alligator wrestles on the weekends, what has a
collection of inflatable blow up dolls, and used to drive
(00:36):
submarines for Russia until they fired him when he opened
a window underwater and they didn't like that. Shut up.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm just gonna take him at his word for it.
Please welcome disgraced Russian submarine captain Eric to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Helloo, Eric's not a very Russian name. I don't protect
you any Russian accent. You must be mus be quite
the spy now, I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I get it, like you'd want fresh air if you're
on a submarine, right, you know, makes sense.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm just so funny. Guessing some of that about me
section wasn't one hundred percent true.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well, I think you can all agree he gets a
little stuffy with all the men on a submarine.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, yeah, d my, Hey, thanks for the laugh already.
We didn't even get you on the phone before I
started laughing.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, Brook, it doesn't laugh that hard at any of
my jobs, so you should probably be in my role.
But we I know you wanted to do a second
date update here. You went out with a woman recently.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I do.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yes, I went out with a very lovely woman by
the name of Dana, and he had what I thought
was a terrific date.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Can I ask, real quick, did you guys meet on
a dating app?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
We did?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Does your dating app include the Russian submarine information?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I don't remember whether I included that on the app.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I mean, you know, I've got so many things that
I used. It may have I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So what stood out to you about Dana.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Well, there was one particular photo that I really liked.
It was part of the city that's near and dear
to me, and I saw her sitting there and it
just it really attracted me to her.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh, it's interesting, like she obviously loves something you love.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Is it the sewer or you wrestle alligators? Is that
the area of the city?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Well, you know what, as funny as that would be, no, really,
we we uh connected on travel, That's probably the main thing. Okay,
she was a fan of that, and I had a
lot of photos from my travel experiences.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I not to say I'm the around the world an
eighty day guy or anything, but I've been to a
number of countries that I've enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So so, which country did you travel to for your
first date?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Wouldn't that be cool if it was that exotic? Oh
my god?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Or did you go simpler with it?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well? No, we went much simpler, and really I don't
want to name names. We were mostly on opposite sides
of the city, and she set it up. She was
willing to come toward my side of the city to
a small place I hadn't heard of.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh, she found the spot that was near you.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It was closer to me. I wouldn't say near me,
but closer to me. She came more than halfway to
meet me.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Was a restaurant where were at?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
It was a restaurant. It was a very small, independent
Italian restaurant. It was lovely weather. We sat outside at
a glass of wine, had dinner, just rehash some of
what we had talked about on our initial phone calls.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay, what was the vibe between you two?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I was very much attracted to her and I very
much thought she was attracted to me.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, based on what was there, like a moment or
like a like something that happened that gave you that feeling.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh, that she was attracted to me. Nothing well for her.
You you read into this what you think.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
But she showed up.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
She was and she didn't leave. She must be at
least so sort of until times when I talked she responded.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
When she went to the restroom, she actually came back. Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I mean, I know this sounds crazy, but a lot
of these second dates and with them going to the
bathroom and never coming.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Back, When will she be back from the restroom? Yeah, okay,
I do want to mention. I do want to mention
the moment that you asked for, and you can tell
me what you think of this. That is when it
was time to leave.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I had such an enjoyable time with her that we
got up to leave and she was standing in front
of me. Her hair was up okay, and the back
of her bare neck was in front of me, and
I just couldn't help that. I bent down and I
gave her a kiss on the neck.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And then on the back of her neck, like she
didn't even see you coming.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Did not see me coming.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That just made me like flinch my neck.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
As crazy as it sounds, or creepy as it, she
turned around and smiled.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Are you sure it wasn't a cringe?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I am sure, because some things happened later on. I
don't want to go into detail. It was nothing that.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
She kissed the back of your legs.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
He starts top, she starts down.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
We got to know each other a little bit better.
We were slightly more intimate than that.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well, maybe you did find a good match, because I
my gut reaction to somebody doing that would probably be
like turn around and elbow on the face or something.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You know what's bad When Brook says she isn't into
it because she hasn't gotten any action for years, honestly.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Lick my neck, Well I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, maybe that's the reason why she's not reaching back
to me.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Okay, it's hard to think though, because she she did. Yeah,
I'm assuming you're saying made out with you late.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yes, that was it exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I kissed her as tenderly as I could, and she
certainly wasn't against it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Okay. The more you describe your kissing, the less I
like kiss out.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
We're gonna go into as little description as possible when
we call her, and then we'll come back get your
second date update, hopefully if she answers no, I don't know, Okay,
I think she's had enough tender stuff happened in the
last few hours. We'll come back get your second date
update right after this hold on second date update. You know,
for our social media I feel like we don't do
(06:36):
quite enough to describe what's happening in these second date
phone calls.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Okay, yeah, I mean because it's we obviously can't have
the listener on video.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Right, I think we need to give people more of
a visual of what happened on Eric's date the other night.
So we're gonna start rolling some video right here in
the studio and have Brook get up out of her
seat and walk around to elect tenderly kiss her on
the back of the neck the same way that Eric
(07:06):
did to Daniels. I have a feeling, Alexis, you're gonna
like this way more than you think you will. Actually,
we've had this request on the extport. We do. But
you might go back after this happens and start kissing
all of your female roommates on the back of the neck.
This might be a new like bonding activity.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
My breath is hot because I just had I had with.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
My I've never seen this excited.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You can feel me coming from like four inches away.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
All right, here comes Brooks doing a little saunter dance
over behind Alexis. Alexis exposed your neck to her. Please,
she's digging through her hair. It's not gonna work too much.
Should we get the scissors out?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I must to let you know I'm off.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Sorry, I'm consulting, dude, your neck is.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Kind of hairy.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Tried the girls and studio. Do you think, though, that's
the reason that Eric is not getting a call back
because that was his go to move anything like what
I just felt.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I can't imagine being Eric and making that decision.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
To make that.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Eric.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
They're thinking that might be the reason that she's not
calling you back.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I certainly, hope not. At the time, it seemed like
the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Had you pulled that move before? Or is this the
first time that a question?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
No, first and only time. I couldn't help myself. I
was attracted to her.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
That's honestly better.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Because she had bent down, leaving her neck a little
bit exposed in like a shark on Shark Week. Eric
swam out from behind one of the tables and just
pointed one on her open neck.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
There were no teeth involved. No, I mean they did make.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Out later, so she wasn't completely turned off.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Must have been sort of into it. Those Italian wines
at that restaurant must have hit pretty hard.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I need some of that right now.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Now we got to call it Dana. Here we go.
I'm gonna dial her number right now. We'll see if
she picks up.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Hey, we're looking for Dana.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Uh, this is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning. That's why I said we.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Hi, there's more people here, Okay, Hi, can I help you?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, we're doing a segment called a second Date Update,
and we're trying to help a guy that you went
out with get in touch with you again. So that
you guys can meet up one more time.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
I'm not sure I'm interested in participating in this, to
be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Well, maybe it will.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Be when you find out who it is, you know,
because as far as we've heard, it was a great night,
at least according to Eric.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Oh my god, Italian restaurant.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
What did you think about the date?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
I mean it was going okay, but I don't know.
After we hung out, I was kind of just reflecting
on the whole date thing, and he just seems overly
comfortable and experienced, like more than I expected, and more
than other guys that I've.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Met on this app have been experienced.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Like he seems really used to dating, like he just
did this all the time, like he's an adult male. Awkward.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I feel like he would want somebody who feels comfortable
around him.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
I guess I'm not describing it right. I'm talking more
of like a jig little type of vibe like escort.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Okay, Like what do you mean that we were talking about?
Who uses the word tender a lot?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:50):
So I went home and I was telling my roommate
about it, and she told me that there's this Facebook
page called are.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
We Dating the Same Guy?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Do you know what that is? I thought what that is?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I thought you were going to say, and my roommate
told me she hired him for me.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
What are we dating the same guy?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
So?
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Are we dating the same guy? As the thing on
Facebook where like it's basically a mainly women and you
post the picture of the guy you're dating and you
see if anybody in there is also dating the same guy,
to see if he's, like, you know, dating multiple people
at the same time. Yeah, my roommate convinced me to
post a picture on it, and I was like, whatever,
doesn't seem like a bad idea. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
That page seems pretty toxic. I've seen showed it to
me and it's like it's sketch.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Are I bet Eric came back with glowing reviews?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I don't take any woman on that page says one
nice thing about dude.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Ever, it's never like here's the one that got away.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Sometimes it says I don't know him, I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Maybe nobody said anything, But did you get any responses,
any feedback?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Well, the interesting response is that there were people that
says that they've been out with him on dates before
and whatever. But the talking part was that, like three
other women have commented saying that he kissed him on
the back of the neck, and I didn't even mention
it in my post. Oh what yeah, Like so one
girl comments in the picture of saying that she had
(12:12):
been out with him and he does this weird, super weird,
like back of the neck kiss, and then two other
girls comment under that, like, oh my gosh, me too.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
He told us that he had never used that move
on any other woman before you, that you inspired him
to do it.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
It was honestly so weird and so creepy. And it's
like this is like his calling card. I love that.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Jeffrey so upset like you got lied to I. You know,
It's like jeff is upset.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
First I find out he's not really a Russian submarine captain,
and now I find out he's actually kissing multiple women
on the back of the neck. What are you tell
me next? That he's secretly on the other line listening
wanting to talk to you day because he is.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Oh he's there, she's on the phone.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, sorry, that's how the segment works. I'm sorry, Dana Erki.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
There Hello, Gana, Hello, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
This is so, this is almost as awkward as the
net kiss.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You told us that you didn't you didn'tkiss anybody else.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Is this just something you do to everyone? No, not
at all. It was it was only you that what
we had during the dinner. I couldn't control myself and
there you were, Eric, lovely.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Eric, I literally just said on the radio that three
other women said the same exact thing, so without her
prompting them.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, well I don't know. I don't know what to
say to that. All I know is, yeah, I was
so overtaken.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Just own up to it. Eric, it's a dumb move
that you use that you thought was romantic.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Well, I don't think it was a dumb move. I
mean it certainly progressed a date, that's true.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, I mean you didn't. You did stick around after
the net kiss, Dane.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
I only stuck around because I thought it was only me.
I didn't know he was a serial neck kisser going
around the city.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Wait, you would have been okay if it was only you.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
It seemed like a spontaneous romantic.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Moment, that's all. Eric.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
We're running out of time here, so I'm going to
give you twenty seconds to talk to Dana. You can
tell her whatever you want to say and try and
convince her that you are really into her and you
want to go out with her one more time.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Go ahead, Dana. I had such a lovely time with you,
and I know you enjoyed being with me too.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Oh please, never mind whatever else it is that you're hearing,
give us another chance. I know we spent some more
time together that you're going to enjoy it. I really
think there's something there.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
It's like head he read a bad like sales book always.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I felt like it was Anthony Hopkins reading a line
from Silence of the Lambs. It's up to you, Dana.
Would you like to go out with Eric one more time?
We would pay for that date.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
I mean, look, it was a little bit weird that
other girls said it, but up until that point I
was totally fine with it. But once you got on
and denied, the other girls said that, now you're just
a creepy Ana liar, Like now it's.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
A triangle thing.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, Eric, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
We tried for you, and I really.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Was hoping for a different outcome. Dane. Are you sure?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Yeah, I'm sure you stopped dating women in this town.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
We all know about it. You don't have to find
a new move. I think, dude, you gonna have to
go for a different part of the body, maybe behind
the ears. That's his go to. A sneak attack guy
go to go to the
Speaker 3 (15:49):
List in the morning,
Second date update. When listeners submit requests for phone taps
or second date updates, they'll send us an email. Or
you can also fill out like a little questionnaire on
our website.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, we have like a submit for me. Actually, go
to Brook Jeffrey dot com slash submit.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, that's it's too easy, Yeah, if you do it.
There's a section on there where we ask people to
tell us a little bit about themselves so that we
can get an idea of who they are. And the
guy on the phone today wrote in the about me
section he alligator wrestles on the weekends, what has a
collection of inflatable blow up dolls, and used to drive
(00:36):
submarines for Russia until they fired him when he opened
a window underwater and they didn't like that. Shut up.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm just gonna take him at his word for it.
Please welcome disgraced Russian submarine captain Eric to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Helloo, Eric's not a very Russian name. I don't protect
you any Russian accent. You must be mus be quite
the spy now, I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I get it, like you'd want fresh air if you're
on a submarine, right, you know, makes sense.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm just so funny. Guessing some of that about me
section wasn't one hundred percent true.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well, I think you can all agree he gets a
little stuffy with all the men on a submarine.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, yeah, d my, Hey, thanks for the laugh already.
We didn't even get you on the phone before I
started laughing.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, Brook, it doesn't laugh that hard at any of
my jobs, so you should probably be in my role.
But we I know you wanted to do a second
date update here. You went out with a woman recently.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I do.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yes, I went out with a very lovely woman by
the name of Dana, and he had what I thought
was a terrific date.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Can I ask, real quick, did you guys meet on
a dating app?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
We did?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Does your dating app include the Russian submarine information?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I don't remember whether I included that on the app.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I mean, you know, I've got so many things that
I used. It may have I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So what stood out to you about Dana.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Well, there was one particular photo that I really liked.
It was part of the city that's near and dear
to me, and I saw her sitting there and it
just it really attracted me to her.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh, it's interesting, like she obviously loves something you love.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Is it the sewer or you wrestle alligators? Is that
the area of the city?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Well, you know what, as funny as that would be, no, really,
we we uh connected on travel, That's probably the main thing. Okay,
she was a fan of that, and I had a
lot of photos from my travel experiences.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I not to say I'm the around the world an
eighty day guy or anything, but I've been to a
number of countries that I've enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So so, which country did you travel to for your
first date?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Wouldn't that be cool if it was that exotic? Oh
my god?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Or did you go simpler with it?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well? No, we went much simpler, and really I don't
want to name names. We were mostly on opposite sides
of the city, and she set it up. She was
willing to come toward my side of the city to
a small place I hadn't heard of.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh, she found the spot that was near you.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It was closer to me. I wouldn't say near me,
but closer to me. She came more than halfway to
meet me.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Was a restaurant where were at?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
It was a restaurant. It was a very small, independent
Italian restaurant. It was lovely weather. We sat outside at
a glass of wine, had dinner, just rehash some of
what we had talked about on our initial phone calls.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay, what was the vibe between you two?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I was very much attracted to her and I very
much thought she was attracted to me.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, based on what was there, like a moment or
like a like something that happened that gave you that feeling.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh, that she was attracted to me. Nothing well for her.
You you read into this what you think.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
But she showed up.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
She was and she didn't leave. She must be at
least so sort of until times when I talked she responded.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
When she went to the restroom, she actually came back. Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I mean, I know this sounds crazy, but a lot
of these second dates and with them going to the
bathroom and never coming.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Back, When will she be back from the restroom? Yeah, okay,
I do want to mention. I do want to mention
the moment that you asked for, and you can tell
me what you think of this. That is when it
was time to leave.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I had such an enjoyable time with her that we
got up to leave and she was standing in front
of me. Her hair was up okay, and the back
of her bare neck was in front of me, and
I just couldn't help that. I bent down and I
gave her a kiss on the neck.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And then on the back of her neck, like she
didn't even see you coming.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Did not see me coming.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That just made me like flinch my neck.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
As crazy as it sounds, or creepy as it, she
turned around and smiled.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Are you sure it wasn't a cringe?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I am sure, because some things happened later on. I
don't want to go into detail. It was nothing that.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
She kissed the back of your legs.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
He starts top, she starts down.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
We got to know each other a little bit better.
We were slightly more intimate than that.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well, maybe you did find a good match, because I
my gut reaction to somebody doing that would probably be
like turn around and elbow on the face or something.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You know what's bad When Brook says she isn't into
it because she hasn't gotten any action for years, honestly.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Lick my neck, Well I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, maybe that's the reason why she's not reaching back
to me.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Okay, it's hard to think though, because she she did. Yeah,
I'm assuming you're saying made out with you late.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yes, that was it exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I kissed her as tenderly as I could, and she
certainly wasn't against it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Okay. The more you describe your kissing, the less I
like kiss out.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
We're gonna go into as little description as possible when
we call her, and then we'll come back get your
second date update, hopefully if she answers no, I don't know, Okay,
I think she's had enough tender stuff happened in the
last few hours. We'll come back get your second date
update right after this hold on second date update. You know,
for our social media I feel like we don't do
(06:36):
quite enough to describe what's happening in these second date
phone calls.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Okay, yeah, I mean because it's we obviously can't have
the listener on video.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Right, I think we need to give people more of
a visual of what happened on Eric's date the other night.
So we're gonna start rolling some video right here in
the studio and have Brook get up out of her
seat and walk around to elect tenderly kiss her on
the back of the neck the same way that Eric
(07:06):
did to Daniels. I have a feeling, Alexis, you're gonna
like this way more than you think you will. Actually,
we've had this request on the extport. We do. But
you might go back after this happens and start kissing
all of your female roommates on the back of the neck.
This might be a new like bonding activity.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
My breath is hot because I just had I had with.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
My I've never seen this excited.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You can feel me coming from like four inches away.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
All right, here comes Brooks doing a little saunter dance
over behind Alexis. Alexis exposed your neck to her. Please,
she's digging through her hair. It's not gonna work too much.
Should we get the scissors out?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I must to let you know I'm off.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Sorry, I'm consulting, dude, your neck is.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Kind of hairy.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Tried the girls and studio. Do you think, though, that's
the reason that Eric is not getting a call back
because that was his go to move anything like what
I just felt.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I can't imagine being Eric and making that decision.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
To make that.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Eric.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
They're thinking that might be the reason that she's not
calling you back.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I certainly, hope not. At the time, it seemed like
the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Had you pulled that move before? Or is this the
first time that a question?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
No, first and only time. I couldn't help myself. I
was attracted to her.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
That's honestly better.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Because she had bent down, leaving her neck a little
bit exposed in like a shark on Shark Week. Eric
swam out from behind one of the tables and just
pointed one on her open neck.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
There were no teeth involved. No, I mean they did make.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Out later, so she wasn't completely turned off.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Must have been sort of into it. Those Italian wines
at that restaurant must have hit pretty hard.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I need some of that right now.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Now we got to call it Dana. Here we go.
I'm gonna dial her number right now. We'll see if
she picks up.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Hey, we're looking for Dana.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Uh, this is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning. That's why I said we.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Hi, there's more people here, Okay, Hi, can I help you?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, we're doing a segment called a second Date Update,
and we're trying to help a guy that you went
out with get in touch with you again. So that
you guys can meet up one more time.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
I'm not sure I'm interested in participating in this, to
be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Well, maybe it will.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Be when you find out who it is, you know,
because as far as we've heard, it was a great night,
at least according to Eric.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Oh my god, Italian restaurant.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
What did you think about the date?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
I mean it was going okay, but I don't know.
After we hung out, I was kind of just reflecting
on the whole date thing, and he just seems overly
comfortable and experienced, like more than I expected, and more
than other guys that I've.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Met on this app have been experienced.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Like he seems really used to dating, like he just
did this all the time, like he's an adult male. Awkward.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I feel like he would want somebody who feels comfortable
around him.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
I guess I'm not describing it right. I'm talking more
of like a jig little type of vibe like escort.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Okay, Like what do you mean that we were talking about?
Who uses the word tender a lot?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:50):
So I went home and I was telling my roommate
about it, and she told me that there's this Facebook
page called are.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
We Dating the Same Guy?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Do you know what that is? I thought what that is?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I thought you were going to say, and my roommate
told me she hired him for me.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
What are we dating the same guy?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
So?
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Are we dating the same guy? As the thing on
Facebook where like it's basically a mainly women and you
post the picture of the guy you're dating and you
see if anybody in there is also dating the same guy,
to see if he's, like, you know, dating multiple people
at the same time. Yeah, my roommate convinced me to
post a picture on it, and I was like, whatever,
doesn't seem like a bad idea. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
That page seems pretty toxic. I've seen showed it to
me and it's like it's sketch.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Are I bet Eric came back with glowing reviews?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I don't take any woman on that page says one
nice thing about dude.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Ever, it's never like here's the one that got away.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Sometimes it says I don't know him, I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Maybe nobody said anything, But did you get any responses,
any feedback?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Well, the interesting response is that there were people that
says that they've been out with him on dates before
and whatever. But the talking part was that, like three
other women have commented saying that he kissed him on
the back of the neck, and I didn't even mention
it in my post. Oh what yeah, Like so one
girl comments in the picture of saying that she had
(12:12):
been out with him and he does this weird, super weird,
like back of the neck kiss, and then two other
girls comment under that, like, oh my gosh, me too.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
He told us that he had never used that move
on any other woman before you, that you inspired him
to do it.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
It was honestly so weird and so creepy. And it's
like this is like his calling card. I love that.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Jeffrey so upset like you got lied to I. You know,
It's like jeff is upset.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
First I find out he's not really a Russian submarine captain,
and now I find out he's actually kissing multiple women
on the back of the neck. What are you tell
me next? That he's secretly on the other line listening
wanting to talk to you day because he is.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Oh he's there, she's on the phone.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, sorry, that's how the segment works. I'm sorry, Dana Erki.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
There Hello, Gana, Hello, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
This is so, this is almost as awkward as the
net kiss.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You told us that you didn't you didn'tkiss anybody else.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Is this just something you do to everyone? No, not
at all. It was it was only you that what
we had during the dinner. I couldn't control myself and
there you were, Eric, lovely.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Eric, I literally just said on the radio that three
other women said the same exact thing, so without her
prompting them.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, well I don't know. I don't know what to
say to that. All I know is, yeah, I was
so overtaken.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Just own up to it. Eric, it's a dumb move
that you use that you thought was romantic.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Well, I don't think it was a dumb move. I
mean it certainly progressed a date, that's true.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, I mean you didn't. You did stick around after
the net kiss, Dane.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
I only stuck around because I thought it was only me.
I didn't know he was a serial neck kisser going
around the city.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Wait, you would have been okay if it was only you.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
It seemed like a spontaneous romantic.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Moment, that's all. Eric.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
We're running out of time here, so I'm going to
give you twenty seconds to talk to Dana. You can
tell her whatever you want to say and try and
convince her that you are really into her and you
want to go out with her one more time.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Go ahead, Dana. I had such a lovely time with you,
and I know you enjoyed being with me too.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Oh please, never mind whatever else it is that you're hearing,
give us another chance. I know we spent some more
time together that you're going to enjoy it. I really
think there's something there.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
It's like head he read a bad like sales book always.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I felt like it was Anthony Hopkins reading a line
from Silence of the Lambs. It's up to you, Dana.
Would you like to go out with Eric one more time?
We would pay for that date.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
I mean, look, it was a little bit weird that
other girls said it, but up until that point I
was totally fine with it. But once you got on
and denied, the other girls said that, now you're just
a creepy Ana liar, Like now it's.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
A triangle thing.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, Eric, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
We tried for you, and I really.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Was hoping for a different outcome. Dane. Are you sure?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Yeah, I'm sure you stopped dating women in this town.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
We all know about it. You don't have to find
a new move. I think, dude, you gonna have to
go for a different part of the body, maybe behind
the ears. That's his go to. A sneak attack guy
go to go to the
Speaker 3 (15:49):
List in the morning,
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