October 18, 2025 • 36 mins
Part 1
Today’s Second Date Update is one of the most accidentally hilarious situations we’ve ever encountered, and it all started with a harmless trip to Mexico…
Part 2
One of our listeners said he opened the trunk of his car and his date wouldn’t stop SCREAMING… was it good screaming? Bad screaming? You're about to find out.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Real quickly.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Everyone who follows us on Instagram and TikTok at Brooke
and Jeffrey, thank you very much. We've had a lot
of fun content lately. We love spooky season. This is
what we really do, our favorite time of the year.
Jose and I got to do a live this week
where we were shopping down at the Halloween store. Yeah,
I maybe screamed as loud as Jose did.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh wow. Yeah, there was some scary scared yourself in
the store. Yeah, there's no actors. They're popping out at you. Brother,
it was well, there was stuff popping out. Yeah, de course.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, you'll see, you'll see you watch it on our Instagram.
But today it's Saturday, so you get a back to
back classic. We got two second dates in one. And
what kind of comments to start off the episode?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Alexis this is a random one, but let's do it
tons of fun. Said, Hey, guys, I'm six foot seven,
three hundred pounds and I'm wondering who's the tallest guy
you work with? Question? Yeah, Jake, how tall is he?
Like six two sixty three? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'm only five four, so he looks about seven foot
six to me.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, especially when he takes pot as a brook and eye.
We always have an issue that he's so tall. They yeah,
the our legs look shorter that they already are stubby. Yeah.
So you know, hey, tons of fun. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, I hope you got your funk backed out for
the day back to back Second Date classics.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
They start right now.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
If you're driving to work right now, or to school,
or you're about to get out of the car and
turn your radio off, I just ask one thing from
you that at some point later today you go to
our podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey and look under the
second Dates for the title Mexican Crection, because what you're
gonna hear is one of the most hilarious accidental situations
(01:44):
ever that happened to one of our listeners while he
was on a trip in.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Mexico and it wasn't even tequila's fault.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Well no, although tequila did play a role in what
happened that day. So make sure you check it out.
For the lucky ones who are about to hear this
live on the radio, though, get ready for your extra
Cray Cray edition of a Second Date update. It's coming
up next Second Date Up date. How come whenever I
go on vacations, I never meet anybody interesting or sexy
(02:14):
or cool.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Ever, I think it's because you have to talk to people.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I do talk to people.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I don't know. You're just like, you're kind of like
a quiet guy sometimes.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I'm a good listener. Yes, thank you, brother. I just
meet the weirdos, like Dale, the severely sunburned pharmacist who's
celebrating his third divorce.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
So you talk to the people.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, I just don't meet the right people. And then
the guy makes me pay for all the drinks on
the booze cruise that we're on.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But that wasn't the case for one of our listeners, Drew,
who says he went down to Mexico for a vacation
recently and ended up meeting an awesome woman while he
was there. So let's talk to him about it. Drew,
How you doing, man, dude, I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Are we making an international call to Mexico?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Now?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I'm back, But I was in Mexico and I'm really confused.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
I need your help.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, I know you're on the phone from here. I'm
wondering about her. Yeah, yeah, we call her in the next.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Part of this she's here, but you know, China in
touch with her.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Maybe you guys can help.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, I'll tell us how you met her.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
So look, so I was in Mexico. I go with
my family every year. It's like this whole thing. Oh yeah,
and I had like twenty minutes to.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Spare, and I'm just I'm sorry to interrupt, but it's
not like your wife kids, right, I just make sure
when you say.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
No, I know it's my aunt uncles.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Okay, much, all right, I just didn't interrupt.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
But that was yeah, no, it's important. Yeah, but no.
So yeah, I'm at the pool and I'm.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
By myself at the bar, and all of a sudden,
this like chick comes up to me and her name
is Chrissy. Turns out, apparently we clicked. Yeah, Chrissy like
from Three's Company.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, oh yeah, do you have a more modern reference
than that one, because I don't think we know.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You don't sound that old.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Well no I'm not, but hey, I like reruns. But yeah, anyway, boo,
and this Kirsty comes up to me and we start
talking and apparently we clicked right away because this old
couple that was like swimming by us, came up to us,
and that's just how long we were married.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You know what's a good sign When a total stranger
thinks that you have such a good chemistry with someone,
you must have been with them forever. Yeah, yeah, or
you're dating or something.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Yeah, And it was crazy, so I kind of just
went with it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh, you pretended to be married to this old couple.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
No, not to the old couple me and Chrissy.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, I feel like anything Brook says, you're not really
the way you say words, Brooke, it's important, totally communicating
right now.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I didn't pretend to marry you.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Well the way you said that, I meant like you
pretended in front of the old people. To them, they
thought you were married.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Yes, anyway, I kind of fell in love with her.
I spent five hours with her.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Kind of down how much were drinking, that's a good question.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
High in Mexico An you went for me, but look,
we hit it off. Turns out we're from the same area,
we know the same people, like you meant.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
To be what that is world?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, that's pretty wild.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Yeah, And we were supposed to meet up the next
day and I haven't heard from her.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So you spent all day at the pool together. Did
you guys go anywhere else besides the pool.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
And the bar?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
No, five hours in the water, just drinking and laughing
and pretending we're married.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Wait, we were supposed to be up with her at
the resort again or back home.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
We were supposed to go walk on the beach in
the morning. And then she texted me and she said
that she had an early flight, which I understood.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Okay, but now that we're back, we're.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
In the same area, Like, why isn't she getting back
to me.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
I don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I mean, it's not really a date that you went
on though, right, So it's like, although you were flirting
and you were doing the thing, Like, I don't know, what.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
More could you need from a date than like drinking
and flirting and hanging out for five straight hours? What
more would qualify as a date?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Sometimes, like when you're on vacation, you just think of
like vacation zone and real life zone, and then they
don't overlap.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
There's like vacation boyfriends. Yeah, yeah, like back to real life.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Oh sorry, I didn't know the rules. Vacation is different.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I need Alexis to say everything. I'm trying to say, beauty.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So, how long has it been since you've been back.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
It's been two weeks and her every other day. I
don't want to be too hard, but you know, like
we had such a good time.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Okay, what are you sending her?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Are you just saying, hey, what's up? You sending her
picks that you guys took together.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Oh no, we didn't take any texts. You were in
the pool.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
But yeah, Brooks stopped ring.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Just gets at the pool.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
You Okay, so weird, But we're gonna come back. We're
gonna call your Mexican wife, Chrissy, and we're gonna find
out why she's not wanting to hang out now that
you're back home together.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Okay, yeah, by the way, she's not Mexican.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
I just met her down.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
There in like she was located in Mexican. Okay, now
now I'm being the conduc All right, this might be
a train wreck when we do your second date update.
Right after this hold on second date update. A chance
meeting at a pool in Mexico, a meeting that lasted
(07:50):
for five wonderful hours, where drinks were flowing, water was splashing,
old people were admiring them as a great com It
was just the perfect day for our listener, Drew, and
they were scheduled to meet up to go for a
walk on the beach together the next morning, but Chrissy,
the woman that he met, texted him saying she couldn't
(08:11):
make it, which she.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Said she had a flight out. Why didn't you remember
that when she was playing the mat?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Very suspicious? But now that they're both back home, what's changed?
Is she sobered up now and suddenly not into it anymore?
Is she back with her husband and can't see him without,
you know, making things weird?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It's actually not a bad question.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yea far we don't know, but we're gonna attempt to
find out when we call Chrissy here in just a second. First, Drew,
how we feeling?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
You're good?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I thought you'd be more nervous because you dropped a
lot of emotions when we were talking to you.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I mean, you were saying, after five hours, this is love.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
You did use the L word.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Well, I think it's gonna work out.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Okay, Okay, that optimistic, that's good.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Nervous Maybe he's still having a little bit of tequila
this morning and the.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Shots all around.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
No comment from dread. That's okay, your body, lady. We
promise we're gonna make sure Brook talks as little as
possible when we call Chrissy.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Here, I'm promising nothing.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Well yeah, then we're doomed from the start. But here
we go, Chrissy. Hello, Hey, is this Chrissy?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
This is what should you say?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah? I guess we could say in a Spanish name. Yeah,
it's already off to a bad start here. We're a
radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Okay, Hi, we're.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
We do a segment on our show called the Second
Date Update, and we're hoping that you would be a
part of it.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I mean, can you tell me more about it, like
what's going on?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well, yeah, it's uh, it's where we help our listeners
who met somebody or who've gone on a date with
someone they really like, try and reconnect for another date.
And that happened recently with a guy named Drew down
in Mexico. At least that's what we heard.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Oh yeah, Drew.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, he said he's been texting you for like the
past two weeks and he hasn't heard much of anything back.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
He talked to you.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, we got a little bit of background about what
happened that you guys met in a pool and you
guys hung out there for five hours.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
He said, it was a great time, Like drinks were flowing.
It just felt like you guys were clicking.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
You even pretended like you were married at one point.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Anytime I feel like you're in a pool and drinks
are flowing, it's a good time.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
You always pretend you're married to someone when you get
in a pool.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
No, that was the first time, but I don't know
after we were in the pool for a while, Like
you said, five hours we were there.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But it's a long time.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, I mean we have a long time. We got
to know each other great. He's a great dude, but
he's kind of the lightweight because okay, not that I
have a drinking problem or anything.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's always good when you established that first straight and
didn't feel a thing.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
We are to get tequila for five hours and I
was just ready to keep the party going. But Dreu
just was ready to end the night.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
And yes, do hess yourself better than he does.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Maybe it doesn't matter. You're out in the sun.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It's hot, I'm sure you're dehydrated, Like, that's a long time.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Anybody needs a nap after.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
That, I totally get that, and I was headed to
take a nap after I wanted to go get one
more drink, you know, And I pulled up to the
Hotel Barkay and I met someone. Wait, wait, okay, Andrew
and I were not hooking up that day. That was
a fun, little, fun little thing in the pool. But
(11:57):
then I really met somebody and I feel like I
can with him. He was an older gentleman and I
was instantly attracted to him. He was my type, and
he just like really seemed like he had his stuff together,
you know, like there was no red flag.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Wow, you have really good luck with men in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
That's amazing. But wait, are you still dating the guy?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Things were going so well that night that we continued.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Them, continued them.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Is here, oh back home?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
So you're still seeing yeah? Yes, around you by I mean.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, he's from around here. And I just I really
really liked Drew. He was a great guy. I had
a lot of fun with him that day, but I
didn't know if he was like the type that I
wanted to go out with again. He was just somebody
that I was hanging out with for the day and
it was fun, like I made a friend for the day's.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Look, that's totally fair, and you're absolutely allowed to meet
whoever you want. But here's an idea, because since it's
still early in your relationship with this other guy and
you're just starting things off with this person, so I
don't know what his name.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Is, Bruce?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Actually, okay, why not continue to go out and see
Drew and Bruce?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I mean, if if you're honest with Bruce, is right,
I mean I could think about it, but balancing too, man,
is pretty hard.
Speaker 7 (13:24):
You met hold on, you met somebody named Bruce.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
There.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Sorry, Christy, I need to let you know that Drew
has actually been on the other line listening this entire time.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
You're joking.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
No, No, that's how the segment works.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Drew, what are you doing? Like, why are you doing.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
This to me?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Well?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
I was wanting to know why you weren't getting in
touch with me, But now I'm a little confused because
there's not that many Bruces out there, and you know
that I was with my uncle and his name is Bruce, So.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
What can't be Drew?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
No, I'm sorry, I wait, what did Bruce look like?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Can you please tell me? Kind of important?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
He was an older gentleman, and he was pretty tall,
probably like six foot two, and he was wearing a
really nice watch. He had a very nice beard eye.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Are you kidding me with that?
Speaker 7 (14:18):
It's my uncle, Drew Old?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Why?
Speaker 7 (14:24):
Yeah? I mean, I'm in shock. I thought we had
a thing going.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
It makes sense why he's from here too.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I couldn't figure that out.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
The wait, the uncle was an upgrade from our boy.
Don't break it down like that, I.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Drew, Drew, listen, since I'll probably see you at family reunions,
It's not.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Jump in that like. It's that serious with this uncle, Bruce.
Are we telling him huncle because he's like a hunky uncle?
I mean, it's pretty good. It's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Let's not call him anything, Bruce.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Okay, I'm sorry, my boo right.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Now, But.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Well, you know he's a recovering alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Right, he's way more put together.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
I can't believe my uncle didn't even tell them. I
told them all about you and were going to go out.
He must have.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Thought I was too good to be true, so he
found me himself.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
But hold on, why didn't you just answer.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Me though, I didn't know how to tell you that
I was seeing somebody else and I don't really see
two people out of time usually.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
But she probably just feels too like she didn't owe
you much, you know. It's like, I mean, it sucks.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I agree she should have responded, but people don't.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, people ghost all the time. Called you a friend
for the day.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, just had a different feel like.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
I really thought I thought we had I don't. Would
you know what has song with Bruce? And I mean,
would you like to go out one more time?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Though?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Well, sounds like he's still a little bit interested, so
we should ask Chrissy, would you like to go out
with Bruce's nephew for a day? We'll pay for that date.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I was gonna say, I might have to check with Bruce.
Brus allowed out of the house past his bedtime?
Speaker 7 (16:27):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, true, man, I'm sorry, dude, I don't think we're
gonna be able to get you a date here.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I wouldn't go on vacation with your uncle ever. Again,
that's for sure.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
Every year.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I know.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I said it was gonna be awkward for him at
the holidays, but think about their next Mexico vacation because
Drew said it's a family tradition where they go every year.
Imagine Drew having to lay out on the beach and
he has to watch Uncle Bruce with his hot young
girlfriend while she rubs lotion all over Uncle's back.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
There's only one answer to this, Jeffrey, and that's that
Drew meets Chrissy's aunt.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I mean, can't fire that fire? Yeah, so I hope
she's got a single ant.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Will Yeah, we have to make that happen.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
If anything, we have to get well, I guess we
don't get a second date update update with Drew, but
I'd like to hear how Chrissy.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
And the uncle turn out. Is that wrong can go
to Mexico with them and see it all go down.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
We need to do a remote broadcast from a tropical
vacation place like this will be perfect this resort. If
we find out which one of them, we'll probably all
end up with Uncle Bruce if we're not careful. But
if you ever want to get a second date update
for yourself, you can email us at Brook and Jeffrey.
We'll call that person wasn't calling you back?
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
It's always good to make the ladies scream. Yeah, which
is why all of ho day's dates happen at haunted houses.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Is way more innocent that I thought.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
One of our listeners says he got it done a
different way when he rolled up to the parking lot,
opened the trunk of his car, and his date couldn't
help but start screaming. Now was it good screaming, bad
screaming or one of those dry, emotionless screams. We're gonna
find out in a second date up date that's coming
(18:30):
up right after this second date up date, Alexis, how
do you feel about a guy bringing you a gift
on a first date? Do you like a guy to
have a present or do you require it?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I was gonna say it depends what it is, you know,
like I require something.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
But like money's preferred.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Don't show what just cash exchange.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
That takes the date to a different type of relation.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Whatever Alexis is into, have it okay business? But I
only asked because one of our listeners says he showed
up to his first date with a special surprise for
his lady and it wasn't your stereotypical flowers with a
box of Plan B.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Maybe you should not be in the plan B is?
I mean.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Us?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
His mom didn't use it and she came about But
you know what, where's.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
The Roman being prepared?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Is hot? Okay? We're going to get to the gifts
specifically in a second, but first, Kyle is the one
who emailed us, so welcome to the show man.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
Hey guys, how are you doing? Man?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
God, we're giving you all sorts of ideas for your
next date.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Kyle, know your gift? Kyle, I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I want to know.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
We do.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
But first tell us about this lucky lady that you met.
Where did you meet her?
Speaker 7 (19:46):
So? We met online on you know, one of the
ashs Okay, we clicked. I thought she's really hot and
I hope she I think she liked me.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
By the way, did you even catch that in the profile?
Speaker 7 (19:59):
Or?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Who cares? Her name is?
Speaker 7 (20:02):
Sarah?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Sara Sarah?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
But what made I mean there's a lot of hot
girls on the dating apps, like, what made her stand
out so much that you wanted to bring her a
surprise gift with him?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Is that it's that easy? Is that right?
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Well? You know, it is like a visual medium. So
I mean she was really pretty. I'll just say it,
she's really pretty to.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Buy her affection. I see.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Is that how it was that you're making it seem
like weird?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Okay, ask them why she stood out? Nobody had an answer.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
It's hot. Well that's what dating is.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Broke a lot more.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Just go watch a nineties movie and get your jobs
off there into like book cards at the grocery store
and then like I have a whole.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I just want them to have. Most people have a connection,
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Besides, in the modern dating world, no, they don't.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Truly talked to so many.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Okay, we're getting off track. I'm not going to argue
about this anymore.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I apologize. She has no idea how modern dating were.
Tell us how did you know how Sarah bond?
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Well, so we started talking about TV shows, okay, and
I asked her what her favorite show is. She said
she didn't own a TV.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Whoa, whoa, that's wild.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I went through a phase like that.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
No, I get it, no TV. Yeah, but you have
I know, not driving a car with my feet.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
You honestly like you're a single woman. You're living by yourself,
like you just watch your shows on your laptop. You
don't need the TV. Is that what it is?
Speaker 7 (21:37):
I guess Well, she her roommate had the TV and
she moved out, and so she just never got another.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Okay us laptop?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, okay, See that's not doesn't sound like a lot
of bonding.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
If you were talking about your favorite TV shows and
she doesn't own a TV.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
That ther first conversation. You know, So on a whim,
I bought her a TV.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Whoa, oh, so did you awkwardly carry it into a restaurant?
Speaker 7 (22:04):
I put it in my car.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I see, Oh my god, record TVs are not as
expective as they used to people.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
TV how many inches?
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Forty three inches? Okay, there was a nice TV. It
had Roku.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Oh wow, smart TV.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Nice time, something like something my parents would say.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
All right, he said, it was in the trunk of
your car.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
Yeah, put it in my trunk. So I took it
to the date and I told her, hey, I've got
a surprise for you.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
What There is no way she was expecting that.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Water you get in front of her.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Wait, are we at the beginning of the date when
you gave it to her.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
The end, I pulled up and I showed her the TV.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
It's amazing.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
That is so cool.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
We've never heard on TV give on the first d
although I have heard of. I have heard of guys
being like, hey, I have a surprise for you in
the trunk of my car, and then the story usually
goes totally.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Usually a shovel and some duct tape.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Wait, what was her reaction?
Speaker 7 (23:00):
She was happy, she screamed. She was like, oh this
is amazing.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
H wow, Okay after it.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Because then you know if she actually likes you. But
that's it.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
You could have also said, would have been like, we
could either go back and try it out Netflix and chill,
or we can continue our date.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
Well I actually installed it for her too, So you
did go back.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
To that place?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Really?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Wait, did you guys go to dinner at all? Or
did you? Was the TV the whtle date at this.
Speaker 7 (23:24):
Point, wondering, Yeah, we had dinner, Oh you did? Oh god?
Speaker 8 (23:28):
She must have been like so excited to go home
and try out the new TV.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
TV nerds don't thought she was excited, he said, she was.
I mean with the Roku probably, Yeah, how did it go.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Get over that.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
So, yeah, I brought it up to her apartment, hung
it up on the wall, and then you know, we
watched TV and I spent the night on the couch
and she went to her room.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Nothing happened, but okay, she invited you to spend the night.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Right, we were just watching TV and she fell us.
She wants to go sleep in her bed.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Okay, she just took the couch on you.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
But that's like a good comfort level, Like you meet
somebody on a first day and you allow them not
only to come.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
To your house but to stay the night. That's good,
it's good. That's a good sign that she trusts you.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
So what's happened since then?
Speaker 7 (24:15):
Well, so we hung out one other time, but it
was like kind of short and I don't know. I
was just getting like a weird vibe from her.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Please tell me you did not ask for the TV
back after this all happened. We've definitely had gotten a
show who've been hurt and they've asked for like, oh,
well now I want half of my bill back because
she doesn't want to see me anymore.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
No, No, I'm not that Patty.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
I was thinking she'd say, oh, I had a computer
but my roommate took it. Oh yeah, yeah, you opened
the world in Netflix and chill for her now yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
For or she just chilled by herself.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, true, Well we'll find out when we call her
and see if she even picks up and takes a
break from watching murders in the apartment or whatever in
the building is d I didn't watch it, so but
we'll find out what she's doing.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
We should.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
That should be the sequel, but for now, we're focused
on our second date update when we come back right
after this second date update. I think all of us
have imagined going on to a giant game show one day,
winning and taking home an awesome prize like a forty
three inch smart TV with rogue. But a girl named
(25:30):
Sarah didn't have to do all of that. She just
had to go on one date with our listener Kyle,
who gifted her a brand new flat screen.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Just because she mentioned she didn't have showed up. It
wasn't even at the end.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, it's all because her roommate had taken her last
one when she moved out. But after installing it for
her and watching it together, she's been acting a little
bit weird. Those are Kyle's words, and he doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Why they hung out a second time, but apparently it
was so short that there's not even a description of
the hangout.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, it was like it was that bad.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I don't know what the reasoning is. But we're about
to call Sarah here in a second. But brook what
do you think and what are your thoughts before we
reach out to Sarah.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Maybe it was just too much, too quick, because she's like,
she didn't ask for the TV, even though she was
excited about it.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I didn't think of that. It's different. Too big of
a TV, is what Brooks said. You should have gone
like a thirty inch maybe one that at a VHS
player in it or something. It wasn't even a four case.
But Kyle, we're gonna try our best to do this
for you, Okay.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
All right, I really appreciate it, Yain.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, if she doesn't agree to another date, are you
going to be regretful about the TV gift or do
you have a backup.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
Gift just in case that's a good idea. Do you
guys have any three giveaways or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
We're going to give.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
You a gift card at the end.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Of this.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
There maybe, And if you want to thank us by
giving this a TV in return, that's up to you.
We're not going to pressure you, but most guests do
give us something as a thank you gift.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I have four TVs trunk right now, not nice ones.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Or else you would have installed them in your house.
But still, whatever it is, it's up to you. Let's
call Sarah and see if she picks up. Here we go, Hello, Hey,
is this Sarah?
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Man, Yes, you may wear a show called Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Not a TV show, a radio show. She's really into TV.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Now, Jeff, We're Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm
Jeff brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. My name is Jeff.
That's the fourth time I've said it.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
She's not gonna know. You don't know. We're a morning
radio show.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Hold on, you want to know the name of our show?
Speaker 4 (27:44):
If I have it, can I help you?
Speaker 7 (27:47):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
You hopefully can help us because we are doing a
segment called a second Date update and trying to get
some answers for one of our listeners that you met
up with the other night for a hot date.
Speaker 7 (27:59):
To hot dates, I've had several dates.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
I don't know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Oh, I think you'll remember once we say his name.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
Yeah Kyle, Oh god.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
The TV guy.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Don't say that?
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Why?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Why? Why? He likes he said that you're super pretty?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Why is your reaction that way?
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Because oh my god.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Dude, that sounds like you have a story and I
am dying.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Would you mind sharing a little bit because Kyle is
totally confused. He doesn't know why there hasn't been another hangout.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Really, Yeah, well he knows the last time you saw
him it didn't go well.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
He must be truly up to Oh my gosh, yes,
he's not a cute.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Could you explain a little bit because we're totally in
the dark.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Okay, have you'll ever had somebody buy you a TV
on a first date?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
No, just like six or seven times, but yeah, just everyone,
not one with Roku.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
He thought you were excited about that, were you not?
Speaker 8 (29:05):
I mean it was thoughtful, but I didn't know that
it was get right to come.
Speaker 7 (29:11):
With all these things.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Okay, he's putting it up on the wall. Yeah, if
you call you want the story, you're about to get
the story.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Okay, I'm getting back in my seat.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
We're starting with he's putting the TV up on your wall.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
Yes, And while he's installing and everything, he's like, I'm
really into sports, and I'm like okay, great and everything.
Speaker 7 (29:32):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah okay.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
So after its all set up, he kicks off his
shoes and turns on the game.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
The game.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
What game?
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
He did he ask you if you wanted to watch
it with him?
Speaker 7 (29:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:46):
No, no, no.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:49):
So he's just watching a basketball game and then he says, hey,
can you get some snacks.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
For now made the full experience of what it's like
to watch. He's doing the test run for you.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
He should be giving her the snacks then and putting
her on go home. He just feels comfortable with you.
He feels like he's hanging out. He's trying to bond
one day.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Yeah, how did he.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Stay the night then? Because he said he slept on
your couch.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Right, yeah, okay, so he's so geeked up.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
He was like, man, the resolution, like the picture, Oh,
this was a perfect place on the wall. And he's
still watching the game when everything gets a late night
game and so I was like, well I'm going to bed.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Well you didn't kick him out.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Maybe that's like the insinuation like, hey, I gotta go.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
You know with me.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
No, I like that. I think it meant like maybe
he just take the TV with you.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
At this point, he didn't get the hint.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
No, he did not get the yip. I wake up.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
He's gotten so comfortable he donne went shod the kitchen,
made him a bowl of cereal and is watching a
pick a ball tournament.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
At least he's independent. You know, you hang out with
him again?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Oh my god. Yeah, he said there was a second hangout.
That was what he said.
Speaker 8 (31:05):
Well, I guess the only time that I saw him
was later on in the day when I got home
from work.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
In my apartment.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
All day he was still there.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Okay, hold on, hold on, okay, can I jump in here.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
A good time?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Okay, So, Sarah, you should probably know that that's Kyle.
He's been waiting on the other line wanting to talk
to you.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Well, actually he's probably in your apartment right now the TV.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
But yeah, are you hitting me?
Speaker 4 (31:37):
He's on the This is going way too far.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yeah, Okay, hold on, he's installed your TV up on
the wall for you, So just let's give him a
chance to explain himself.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I wouldn't do that about the TV and installed.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yes, yeah, that's exactly the problem with the gifts.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Actually, she owes him nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
But but but he be a good guy that you
should hear out.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Ok that's totally different than what I said.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
All right, So I brought you dinner and I invited
you to join me, and I'm the bad guy. Is
that so bad?
Speaker 8 (32:12):
You brought pizza knowing I don't eat that.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
No, you don't.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Consider me at all.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
And he fact that you're in my house all day.
Speaker 8 (32:22):
After I told you I'm going to bed, I gotta.
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Go to work. You don't want and I'm going.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Outside anyway before this blows up any further. And you
guys are arguing about he said, She said, what is
the pizza about?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Guys went to dinner. I didn't think that you just
brought pizza to her house.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
No, he was still at my house.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Okay, so this is the second night after you guys
hung out the first time, and he brought dinner to
till it was evening the next day. What a romantic.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Jeffers sarcastic dude. It's like an unwritten rule.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
If you stay the night at somebody's house, you leave
in the morning when they leave.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Okay, but this was the second night, So what's the
role about the second night?
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Yeah, the rule is you bring pizza.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
That's a good man.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
The rule is that you leave when I said I
gotta go to bed.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Yeah, because it just me or she sounds ungrateful, right,
I mean a TV? I mean, am I crazy?
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, got yourself a TV. I have not heard a
thank you one time from her that.
Speaker 7 (33:28):
You I haven't heard.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
She already thanked you when you gave it to her.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
She's not thanking me now. She's just complaining that I'm
watching sports. But that's what you do with a TV.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
I need you to understand this.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
It's not your house.
Speaker 7 (33:43):
So I'm gonna need you to come and get this TV.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
All right, if you want to, I'm putting it outside.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
But I have done with this.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Oh, somebody's inviting you over.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
Yeah, that sounds like an invited Do you want pepperoni?
You want cheese?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
And we are going to provide the gift card for
that pizza.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Uh, be on the corner.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Be on the corner.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
You will not have any access to my apartment.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Okay, So this is not as romanic it text the
address of the corner in case one of us.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Wants to market TV.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
You don't put like a free sign on or anything.
I want to know when it's out there, I'm gonna
come by it. I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Okay, on the ground, that sounds like a no. I'm sorry, Kyle,
but I guess we learned the lesson never give a
woman a gift on a first date. Ever, No, let's
just be normal.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
You know what if there's no middle ground, Jeffrey, let's.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Go with that. Finally we agree on something. It's brooking
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
We're getting too many no's lately, Brook not getting enough yeses,
and it's starting to make me lose faith in love.
Oh no, jeff somebody here isn't doing their jobs.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Said, it's the guy. He could have just gone home
that night and he would have had another date. It
is not my fault.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Okay, fair, but Brooke, is there any way that maybe
next time we get a guy on the phone who
spends forty eight straight hours at a girl's place in
his underwear watching nothing but sports, can you at least
try to spin it into a romantic thing.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Just try it sounds like marriage.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Is that good? I'm doing all the heavy lifting standing
up for our listeners. You're throwing them right under the bus.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
I started by saying it was good that she let
him stay because it obviously meant she trusted him. I
didn't know that it obviously meant that he didn't get
the messages.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
You're still on the pessimistic train. I need you to
hop back onto the optimism train and stand up for
our listeners. Right or wrong.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Oh, I have a headache.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
We'll tell some advil at you. Email the show if
you have a very easy, simple dating life that we
could fix without having to stand up for you.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
The messy ones, those ones are kind.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Of email the show. We'll call that person who's not
calling you back. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Real quickly.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Everyone who follows us on Instagram and TikTok at Brooke
and Jeffrey, thank you very much. We've had a lot
of fun content lately. We love spooky season. This is
what we really do, our favorite time of the year.
Jose and I got to do a live this week
where we were shopping down at the Halloween store. Yeah,
I maybe screamed as loud as Jose did.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh wow. Yeah, there was some scary scared yourself in
the store. Yeah, there's no actors. They're popping out at you. Brother,
it was well, there was stuff popping out. Yeah, de course.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, you'll see, you'll see you watch it on our Instagram.
But today it's Saturday, so you get a back to
back classic. We got two second dates in one. And
what kind of comments to start off the episode?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Alexis this is a random one, but let's do it
tons of fun. Said, Hey, guys, I'm six foot seven,
three hundred pounds and I'm wondering who's the tallest guy
you work with? Question? Yeah, Jake, how tall is he?
Like six two sixty three? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'm only five four, so he looks about seven foot
six to me.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, especially when he takes pot as a brook and eye.
We always have an issue that he's so tall. They yeah,
the our legs look shorter that they already are stubby. Yeah.
So you know, hey, tons of fun. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, I hope you got your funk backed out for
the day back to back Second Date classics.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
They start right now.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
If you're driving to work right now, or to school,
or you're about to get out of the car and
turn your radio off, I just ask one thing from
you that at some point later today you go to
our podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey and look under the
second Dates for the title Mexican Crection, because what you're
gonna hear is one of the most hilarious accidental situations
(01:44):
ever that happened to one of our listeners while he
was on a trip in.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Mexico and it wasn't even tequila's fault.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Well no, although tequila did play a role in what
happened that day. So make sure you check it out.
For the lucky ones who are about to hear this
live on the radio, though, get ready for your extra
Cray Cray edition of a Second Date update. It's coming
up next Second Date Up date. How come whenever I
go on vacations, I never meet anybody interesting or sexy
(02:14):
or cool.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Ever, I think it's because you have to talk to people.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I do talk to people.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I don't know. You're just like, you're kind of like
a quiet guy sometimes.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I'm a good listener. Yes, thank you, brother. I just
meet the weirdos, like Dale, the severely sunburned pharmacist who's
celebrating his third divorce.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
So you talk to the people.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, I just don't meet the right people. And then
the guy makes me pay for all the drinks on
the booze cruise that we're on.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But that wasn't the case for one of our listeners, Drew,
who says he went down to Mexico for a vacation
recently and ended up meeting an awesome woman while he
was there. So let's talk to him about it. Drew,
How you doing, man, dude, I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Are we making an international call to Mexico?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Now?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I'm back, But I was in Mexico and I'm really confused.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
I need your help.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, I know you're on the phone from here. I'm
wondering about her. Yeah, yeah, we call her in the next.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Part of this she's here, but you know, China in
touch with her.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Maybe you guys can help.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, I'll tell us how you met her.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
So look, so I was in Mexico. I go with
my family every year. It's like this whole thing. Oh yeah,
and I had like twenty minutes to.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Spare, and I'm just I'm sorry to interrupt, but it's
not like your wife kids, right, I just make sure
when you say.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
No, I know it's my aunt uncles.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Okay, much, all right, I just didn't interrupt.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
But that was yeah, no, it's important. Yeah, but no.
So yeah, I'm at the pool and I'm.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
By myself at the bar, and all of a sudden,
this like chick comes up to me and her name
is Chrissy. Turns out, apparently we clicked. Yeah, Chrissy like
from Three's Company.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, oh yeah, do you have a more modern reference
than that one, because I don't think we know.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You don't sound that old.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Well no I'm not, but hey, I like reruns. But yeah, anyway, boo,
and this Kirsty comes up to me and we start
talking and apparently we clicked right away because this old
couple that was like swimming by us, came up to us,
and that's just how long we were married.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You know what's a good sign When a total stranger
thinks that you have such a good chemistry with someone,
you must have been with them forever. Yeah, yeah, or
you're dating or something.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Yeah, And it was crazy, so I kind of just
went with it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh, you pretended to be married to this old couple.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
No, not to the old couple me and Chrissy.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, I feel like anything Brook says, you're not really
the way you say words, Brooke, it's important, totally communicating
right now.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I didn't pretend to marry you.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Well the way you said that, I meant like you
pretended in front of the old people. To them, they
thought you were married.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Yes, anyway, I kind of fell in love with her.
I spent five hours with her.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Kind of down how much were drinking, that's a good question.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
High in Mexico An you went for me, but look,
we hit it off. Turns out we're from the same area,
we know the same people, like you meant.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
To be what that is world?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, that's pretty wild.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Yeah, And we were supposed to meet up the next
day and I haven't heard from her.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So you spent all day at the pool together. Did
you guys go anywhere else besides the pool.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
And the bar?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
No, five hours in the water, just drinking and laughing
and pretending we're married.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Wait, we were supposed to be up with her at
the resort again or back home.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
We were supposed to go walk on the beach in
the morning. And then she texted me and she said
that she had an early flight, which I understood.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Okay, but now that we're back, we're.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
In the same area, Like, why isn't she getting back
to me.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
I don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I mean, it's not really a date that you went
on though, right, So it's like, although you were flirting
and you were doing the thing, Like, I don't know, what.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
More could you need from a date than like drinking
and flirting and hanging out for five straight hours? What
more would qualify as a date?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Sometimes, like when you're on vacation, you just think of
like vacation zone and real life zone, and then they
don't overlap.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
There's like vacation boyfriends. Yeah, yeah, like back to real life.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Oh sorry, I didn't know the rules. Vacation is different.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I need Alexis to say everything. I'm trying to say, beauty.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So, how long has it been since you've been back.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
It's been two weeks and her every other day. I
don't want to be too hard, but you know, like
we had such a good time.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Okay, what are you sending her?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Are you just saying, hey, what's up? You sending her
picks that you guys took together.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Oh no, we didn't take any texts. You were in
the pool.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
But yeah, Brooks stopped ring.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Just gets at the pool.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
You Okay, so weird, But we're gonna come back. We're
gonna call your Mexican wife, Chrissy, and we're gonna find
out why she's not wanting to hang out now that
you're back home together.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Okay, yeah, by the way, she's not Mexican.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
I just met her down.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
There in like she was located in Mexican. Okay, now
now I'm being the conduc All right, this might be
a train wreck when we do your second date update.
Right after this hold on second date update. A chance
meeting at a pool in Mexico, a meeting that lasted
(07:50):
for five wonderful hours, where drinks were flowing, water was splashing,
old people were admiring them as a great com It
was just the perfect day for our listener, Drew, and
they were scheduled to meet up to go for a
walk on the beach together the next morning, but Chrissy,
the woman that he met, texted him saying she couldn't
(08:11):
make it, which she.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Said she had a flight out. Why didn't you remember
that when she was playing the mat?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Very suspicious? But now that they're both back home, what's changed?
Is she sobered up now and suddenly not into it anymore?
Is she back with her husband and can't see him without,
you know, making things weird?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It's actually not a bad question.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yea far we don't know, but we're gonna attempt to
find out when we call Chrissy here in just a second. First, Drew,
how we feeling?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
You're good?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I thought you'd be more nervous because you dropped a
lot of emotions when we were talking to you.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I mean, you were saying, after five hours, this is love.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
You did use the L word.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Well, I think it's gonna work out.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Okay, Okay, that optimistic, that's good.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Nervous Maybe he's still having a little bit of tequila
this morning and the.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Shots all around.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
No comment from dread. That's okay, your body, lady. We
promise we're gonna make sure Brook talks as little as
possible when we call Chrissy.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Here, I'm promising nothing.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Well yeah, then we're doomed from the start. But here
we go, Chrissy. Hello, Hey, is this Chrissy?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
This is what should you say?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah? I guess we could say in a Spanish name. Yeah,
it's already off to a bad start here. We're a
radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Okay, Hi, we're.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
We do a segment on our show called the Second
Date Update, and we're hoping that you would be a
part of it.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I mean, can you tell me more about it, like
what's going on?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well, yeah, it's uh, it's where we help our listeners
who met somebody or who've gone on a date with
someone they really like, try and reconnect for another date.
And that happened recently with a guy named Drew down
in Mexico. At least that's what we heard.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Oh yeah, Drew.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, he said he's been texting you for like the
past two weeks and he hasn't heard much of anything back.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
He talked to you.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, we got a little bit of background about what
happened that you guys met in a pool and you
guys hung out there for five hours.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
He said, it was a great time, Like drinks were flowing.
It just felt like you guys were clicking.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
You even pretended like you were married at one point.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Anytime I feel like you're in a pool and drinks
are flowing, it's a good time.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
You always pretend you're married to someone when you get
in a pool.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
No, that was the first time, but I don't know
after we were in the pool for a while, Like
you said, five hours we were there.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But it's a long time.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, I mean we have a long time. We got
to know each other great. He's a great dude, but
he's kind of the lightweight because okay, not that I
have a drinking problem or anything.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's always good when you established that first straight and
didn't feel a thing.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
We are to get tequila for five hours and I
was just ready to keep the party going. But Dreu
just was ready to end the night.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
And yes, do hess yourself better than he does.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Maybe it doesn't matter. You're out in the sun.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It's hot, I'm sure you're dehydrated, Like, that's a long time.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Anybody needs a nap after.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
That, I totally get that, and I was headed to
take a nap after I wanted to go get one
more drink, you know, And I pulled up to the
Hotel Barkay and I met someone. Wait, wait, okay, Andrew
and I were not hooking up that day. That was
a fun, little, fun little thing in the pool. But
(11:57):
then I really met somebody and I feel like I
can with him. He was an older gentleman and I
was instantly attracted to him. He was my type, and
he just like really seemed like he had his stuff together,
you know, like there was no red flag.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Wow, you have really good luck with men in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
That's amazing. But wait, are you still dating the guy?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Things were going so well that night that we continued.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Them, continued them.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Is here, oh back home?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
So you're still seeing yeah? Yes, around you by I mean.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, he's from around here. And I just I really
really liked Drew. He was a great guy. I had
a lot of fun with him that day, but I
didn't know if he was like the type that I
wanted to go out with again. He was just somebody
that I was hanging out with for the day and
it was fun, like I made a friend for the day's.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Look, that's totally fair, and you're absolutely allowed to meet
whoever you want. But here's an idea, because since it's
still early in your relationship with this other guy and
you're just starting things off with this person, so I
don't know what his name.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Is, Bruce?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Actually, okay, why not continue to go out and see
Drew and Bruce?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I mean, if if you're honest with Bruce, is right,
I mean I could think about it, but balancing too, man,
is pretty hard.
Speaker 7 (13:24):
You met hold on, you met somebody named Bruce.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
There.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Sorry, Christy, I need to let you know that Drew
has actually been on the other line listening this entire time.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
You're joking.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
No, No, that's how the segment works.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Drew, what are you doing? Like, why are you doing.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
This to me?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Well?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
I was wanting to know why you weren't getting in
touch with me, But now I'm a little confused because
there's not that many Bruces out there, and you know
that I was with my uncle and his name is Bruce, So.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
What can't be Drew?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
No, I'm sorry, I wait, what did Bruce look like?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Can you please tell me? Kind of important?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
He was an older gentleman, and he was pretty tall,
probably like six foot two, and he was wearing a
really nice watch. He had a very nice beard eye.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Are you kidding me with that?
Speaker 7 (14:18):
It's my uncle, Drew Old?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Why?
Speaker 7 (14:24):
Yeah? I mean, I'm in shock. I thought we had
a thing going.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
It makes sense why he's from here too.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I couldn't figure that out.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
The wait, the uncle was an upgrade from our boy.
Don't break it down like that, I.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Drew, Drew, listen, since I'll probably see you at family reunions,
It's not.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Jump in that like. It's that serious with this uncle, Bruce.
Are we telling him huncle because he's like a hunky uncle?
I mean, it's pretty good. It's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Let's not call him anything, Bruce.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Okay, I'm sorry, my boo right.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Now, But.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Well, you know he's a recovering alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Right, he's way more put together.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
I can't believe my uncle didn't even tell them. I
told them all about you and were going to go out.
He must have.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Thought I was too good to be true, so he
found me himself.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
But hold on, why didn't you just answer.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Me though, I didn't know how to tell you that
I was seeing somebody else and I don't really see
two people out of time usually.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
But she probably just feels too like she didn't owe
you much, you know. It's like, I mean, it sucks.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I agree she should have responded, but people don't.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, people ghost all the time. Called you a friend
for the day.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, just had a different feel like.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
I really thought I thought we had I don't. Would
you know what has song with Bruce? And I mean,
would you like to go out one more time?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Though?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Well, sounds like he's still a little bit interested, so
we should ask Chrissy, would you like to go out
with Bruce's nephew for a day? We'll pay for that date.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I was gonna say, I might have to check with Bruce.
Brus allowed out of the house past his bedtime?
Speaker 7 (16:27):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, true, man, I'm sorry, dude, I don't think we're
gonna be able to get you a date here.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I wouldn't go on vacation with your uncle ever. Again,
that's for sure.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
Every year.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I know.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I said it was gonna be awkward for him at
the holidays, but think about their next Mexico vacation because
Drew said it's a family tradition where they go every year.
Imagine Drew having to lay out on the beach and
he has to watch Uncle Bruce with his hot young
girlfriend while she rubs lotion all over Uncle's back.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
There's only one answer to this, Jeffrey, and that's that
Drew meets Chrissy's aunt.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I mean, can't fire that fire? Yeah, so I hope
she's got a single ant.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Will Yeah, we have to make that happen.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
If anything, we have to get well, I guess we
don't get a second date update update with Drew, but
I'd like to hear how Chrissy.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
And the uncle turn out. Is that wrong can go
to Mexico with them and see it all go down.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
We need to do a remote broadcast from a tropical
vacation place like this will be perfect this resort. If
we find out which one of them, we'll probably all
end up with Uncle Bruce if we're not careful. But
if you ever want to get a second date update
for yourself, you can email us at Brook and Jeffrey.
We'll call that person wasn't calling you back?
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
It's always good to make the ladies scream. Yeah, which
is why all of ho day's dates happen at haunted houses.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Is way more innocent that I thought.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
One of our listeners says he got it done a
different way when he rolled up to the parking lot,
opened the trunk of his car, and his date couldn't
help but start screaming. Now was it good screaming, bad
screaming or one of those dry, emotionless screams. We're gonna
find out in a second date up date that's coming
(18:30):
up right after this second date up date, Alexis, how
do you feel about a guy bringing you a gift
on a first date? Do you like a guy to
have a present or do you require it?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I was gonna say it depends what it is, you know,
like I require something.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
But like money's preferred.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Don't show what just cash exchange.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
That takes the date to a different type of relation.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Whatever Alexis is into, have it okay business? But I
only asked because one of our listeners says he showed
up to his first date with a special surprise for
his lady and it wasn't your stereotypical flowers with a
box of Plan B.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Maybe you should not be in the plan B is?
I mean.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Us?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
His mom didn't use it and she came about But
you know what, where's.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
The Roman being prepared?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Is hot? Okay? We're going to get to the gifts
specifically in a second, but first, Kyle is the one
who emailed us, so welcome to the show man.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
Hey guys, how are you doing? Man?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
God, we're giving you all sorts of ideas for your
next date.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Kyle, know your gift? Kyle, I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I want to know.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
We do.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
But first tell us about this lucky lady that you met.
Where did you meet her?
Speaker 7 (19:46):
So? We met online on you know, one of the
ashs Okay, we clicked. I thought she's really hot and
I hope she I think she liked me.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
By the way, did you even catch that in the profile?
Speaker 7 (19:59):
Or?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Who cares? Her name is?
Speaker 7 (20:02):
Sarah?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Sara Sarah?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
But what made I mean there's a lot of hot
girls on the dating apps, like, what made her stand
out so much that you wanted to bring her a
surprise gift with him?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Is that it's that easy? Is that right?
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Well? You know, it is like a visual medium. So
I mean she was really pretty. I'll just say it,
she's really pretty to.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Buy her affection. I see.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Is that how it was that you're making it seem
like weird?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Okay, ask them why she stood out? Nobody had an answer.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
It's hot. Well that's what dating is.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Broke a lot more.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Just go watch a nineties movie and get your jobs
off there into like book cards at the grocery store
and then like I have a whole.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I just want them to have. Most people have a connection,
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Besides, in the modern dating world, no, they don't.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Truly talked to so many.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Okay, we're getting off track. I'm not going to argue
about this anymore.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I apologize. She has no idea how modern dating were.
Tell us how did you know how Sarah bond?
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Well, so we started talking about TV shows, okay, and
I asked her what her favorite show is. She said
she didn't own a TV.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Whoa, whoa, that's wild.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I went through a phase like that.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
No, I get it, no TV. Yeah, but you have
I know, not driving a car with my feet.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
You honestly like you're a single woman. You're living by yourself,
like you just watch your shows on your laptop. You
don't need the TV. Is that what it is?
Speaker 7 (21:37):
I guess Well, she her roommate had the TV and
she moved out, and so she just never got another.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Okay us laptop?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, okay, See that's not doesn't sound like a lot
of bonding.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
If you were talking about your favorite TV shows and
she doesn't own a TV.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
That ther first conversation. You know, So on a whim,
I bought her a TV.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Whoa, oh, so did you awkwardly carry it into a restaurant?
Speaker 7 (22:04):
I put it in my car.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I see, Oh my god, record TVs are not as
expective as they used to people.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
TV how many inches?
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Forty three inches? Okay, there was a nice TV. It
had Roku.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Oh wow, smart TV.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Nice time, something like something my parents would say.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
All right, he said, it was in the trunk of
your car.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
Yeah, put it in my trunk. So I took it
to the date and I told her, hey, I've got
a surprise for you.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
What There is no way she was expecting that.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Water you get in front of her.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Wait, are we at the beginning of the date when
you gave it to her.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
The end, I pulled up and I showed her the TV.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
It's amazing.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
That is so cool.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
We've never heard on TV give on the first d
although I have heard of. I have heard of guys
being like, hey, I have a surprise for you in
the trunk of my car, and then the story usually
goes totally.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Usually a shovel and some duct tape.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Wait, what was her reaction?
Speaker 7 (23:00):
She was happy, she screamed. She was like, oh this
is amazing.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
H wow, Okay after it.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Because then you know if she actually likes you. But
that's it.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
You could have also said, would have been like, we
could either go back and try it out Netflix and chill,
or we can continue our date.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
Well I actually installed it for her too, So you
did go back.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
To that place?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Really?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Wait, did you guys go to dinner at all? Or
did you? Was the TV the whtle date at this.
Speaker 7 (23:24):
Point, wondering, Yeah, we had dinner, Oh you did? Oh god?
Speaker 8 (23:28):
She must have been like so excited to go home
and try out the new TV.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
TV nerds don't thought she was excited, he said, she was.
I mean with the Roku probably, Yeah, how did it go.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Get over that.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
So, yeah, I brought it up to her apartment, hung
it up on the wall, and then you know, we
watched TV and I spent the night on the couch
and she went to her room.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Nothing happened, but okay, she invited you to spend the night.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Right, we were just watching TV and she fell us.
She wants to go sleep in her bed.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Okay, she just took the couch on you.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
But that's like a good comfort level, Like you meet
somebody on a first day and you allow them not
only to come.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
To your house but to stay the night. That's good,
it's good. That's a good sign that she trusts you.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
So what's happened since then?
Speaker 7 (24:15):
Well, so we hung out one other time, but it
was like kind of short and I don't know. I
was just getting like a weird vibe from her.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Please tell me you did not ask for the TV
back after this all happened. We've definitely had gotten a
show who've been hurt and they've asked for like, oh,
well now I want half of my bill back because
she doesn't want to see me anymore.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
No, No, I'm not that Patty.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
I was thinking she'd say, oh, I had a computer
but my roommate took it. Oh yeah, yeah, you opened
the world in Netflix and chill for her now yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
For or she just chilled by herself.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, true, Well we'll find out when we call her
and see if she even picks up and takes a
break from watching murders in the apartment or whatever in
the building is d I didn't watch it, so but
we'll find out what she's doing.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
We should.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
That should be the sequel, but for now, we're focused
on our second date update when we come back right
after this second date update. I think all of us
have imagined going on to a giant game show one day,
winning and taking home an awesome prize like a forty
three inch smart TV with rogue. But a girl named
(25:30):
Sarah didn't have to do all of that. She just
had to go on one date with our listener Kyle,
who gifted her a brand new flat screen.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Just because she mentioned she didn't have showed up. It
wasn't even at the end.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, it's all because her roommate had taken her last
one when she moved out. But after installing it for
her and watching it together, she's been acting a little
bit weird. Those are Kyle's words, and he doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Why they hung out a second time, but apparently it
was so short that there's not even a description of
the hangout.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, it was like it was that bad.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I don't know what the reasoning is. But we're about
to call Sarah here in a second. But brook what
do you think and what are your thoughts before we
reach out to Sarah.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Maybe it was just too much, too quick, because she's like,
she didn't ask for the TV, even though she was
excited about it.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I didn't think of that. It's different. Too big of
a TV, is what Brooks said. You should have gone
like a thirty inch maybe one that at a VHS
player in it or something. It wasn't even a four case.
But Kyle, we're gonna try our best to do this
for you, Okay.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
All right, I really appreciate it, Yain.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, if she doesn't agree to another date, are you
going to be regretful about the TV gift or do
you have a backup.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
Gift just in case that's a good idea. Do you
guys have any three giveaways or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
We're going to give.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
You a gift card at the end.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Of this.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
There maybe, And if you want to thank us by
giving this a TV in return, that's up to you.
We're not going to pressure you, but most guests do
give us something as a thank you gift.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I have four TVs trunk right now, not nice ones.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Or else you would have installed them in your house.
But still, whatever it is, it's up to you. Let's
call Sarah and see if she picks up. Here we go, Hello, Hey,
is this Sarah?
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Man, Yes, you may wear a show called Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Not a TV show, a radio show. She's really into TV.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Now, Jeff, We're Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm
Jeff brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. My name is Jeff.
That's the fourth time I've said it.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
She's not gonna know. You don't know. We're a morning
radio show.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Hold on, you want to know the name of our show?
Speaker 4 (27:44):
If I have it, can I help you?
Speaker 7 (27:47):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
You hopefully can help us because we are doing a
segment called a second Date update and trying to get
some answers for one of our listeners that you met
up with the other night for a hot date.
Speaker 7 (27:59):
To hot dates, I've had several dates.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
I don't know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Oh, I think you'll remember once we say his name.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
Yeah Kyle, Oh god.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
The TV guy.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Don't say that?
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Why?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Why? Why? He likes he said that you're super pretty?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Why is your reaction that way?
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Because oh my god.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Dude, that sounds like you have a story and I
am dying.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Would you mind sharing a little bit because Kyle is
totally confused. He doesn't know why there hasn't been another hangout.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Really, Yeah, well he knows the last time you saw
him it didn't go well.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
He must be truly up to Oh my gosh, yes,
he's not a cute.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Could you explain a little bit because we're totally in
the dark.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Okay, have you'll ever had somebody buy you a TV
on a first date?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
No, just like six or seven times, but yeah, just everyone,
not one with Roku.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
He thought you were excited about that, were you not?
Speaker 8 (29:05):
I mean it was thoughtful, but I didn't know that
it was get right to come.
Speaker 7 (29:11):
With all these things.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Okay, he's putting it up on the wall. Yeah, if
you call you want the story, you're about to get
the story.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Okay, I'm getting back in my seat.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
We're starting with he's putting the TV up on your wall.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
Yes, And while he's installing and everything, he's like, I'm
really into sports, and I'm like okay, great and everything.
Speaker 7 (29:32):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah okay.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
So after its all set up, he kicks off his
shoes and turns on the game.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
The game.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
What game?
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
He did he ask you if you wanted to watch
it with him?
Speaker 7 (29:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:46):
No, no, no.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:49):
So he's just watching a basketball game and then he says, hey,
can you get some snacks.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
For now made the full experience of what it's like
to watch. He's doing the test run for you.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
He should be giving her the snacks then and putting
her on go home. He just feels comfortable with you.
He feels like he's hanging out. He's trying to bond
one day.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Yeah, how did he.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Stay the night then? Because he said he slept on
your couch.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Right, yeah, okay, so he's so geeked up.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
He was like, man, the resolution, like the picture, Oh,
this was a perfect place on the wall. And he's
still watching the game when everything gets a late night
game and so I was like, well I'm going to bed.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Well you didn't kick him out.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Maybe that's like the insinuation like, hey, I gotta go.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
You know with me.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
No, I like that. I think it meant like maybe
he just take the TV with you.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
At this point, he didn't get the hint.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
No, he did not get the yip. I wake up.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
He's gotten so comfortable he donne went shod the kitchen,
made him a bowl of cereal and is watching a
pick a ball tournament.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
At least he's independent. You know, you hang out with
him again?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Oh my god. Yeah, he said there was a second hangout.
That was what he said.
Speaker 8 (31:05):
Well, I guess the only time that I saw him
was later on in the day when I got home
from work.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
In my apartment.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
All day he was still there.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Okay, hold on, hold on, okay, can I jump in here.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
A good time?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Okay, So, Sarah, you should probably know that that's Kyle.
He's been waiting on the other line wanting to talk
to you.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Well, actually he's probably in your apartment right now the TV.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
But yeah, are you hitting me?
Speaker 4 (31:37):
He's on the This is going way too far.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yeah, Okay, hold on, he's installed your TV up on
the wall for you, So just let's give him a
chance to explain himself.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I wouldn't do that about the TV and installed.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yes, yeah, that's exactly the problem with the gifts.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Actually, she owes him nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
But but but he be a good guy that you
should hear out.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Ok that's totally different than what I said.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
All right, So I brought you dinner and I invited
you to join me, and I'm the bad guy. Is
that so bad?
Speaker 8 (32:12):
You brought pizza knowing I don't eat that.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
No, you don't.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Consider me at all.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
And he fact that you're in my house all day.
Speaker 8 (32:22):
After I told you I'm going to bed, I gotta.
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Go to work. You don't want and I'm going.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Outside anyway before this blows up any further. And you
guys are arguing about he said, She said, what is
the pizza about?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Guys went to dinner. I didn't think that you just
brought pizza to her house.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
No, he was still at my house.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Okay, so this is the second night after you guys
hung out the first time, and he brought dinner to
till it was evening the next day. What a romantic.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Jeffers sarcastic dude. It's like an unwritten rule.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
If you stay the night at somebody's house, you leave
in the morning when they leave.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Okay, but this was the second night, So what's the
role about the second night?
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Yeah, the rule is you bring pizza.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
That's a good man.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
The rule is that you leave when I said I
gotta go to bed.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Yeah, because it just me or she sounds ungrateful, right,
I mean a TV? I mean, am I crazy?
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, got yourself a TV. I have not heard a
thank you one time from her that.
Speaker 7 (33:28):
You I haven't heard.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
She already thanked you when you gave it to her.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
She's not thanking me now. She's just complaining that I'm
watching sports. But that's what you do with a TV.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
I need you to understand this.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
It's not your house.
Speaker 7 (33:43):
So I'm gonna need you to come and get this TV.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
All right, if you want to, I'm putting it outside.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
But I have done with this.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Oh, somebody's inviting you over.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
Yeah, that sounds like an invited Do you want pepperoni?
You want cheese?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
And we are going to provide the gift card for
that pizza.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Uh, be on the corner.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Be on the corner.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
You will not have any access to my apartment.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Okay, So this is not as romanic it text the
address of the corner in case one of us.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Wants to market TV.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
You don't put like a free sign on or anything.
I want to know when it's out there, I'm gonna
come by it. I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Okay, on the ground, that sounds like a no. I'm sorry, Kyle,
but I guess we learned the lesson never give a
woman a gift on a first date. Ever, No, let's
just be normal.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
You know what if there's no middle ground, Jeffrey, let's.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Go with that. Finally we agree on something. It's brooking
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
We're getting too many no's lately, Brook not getting enough yeses,
and it's starting to make me lose faith in love.
Oh no, jeff somebody here isn't doing their jobs.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Said, it's the guy. He could have just gone home
that night and he would have had another date. It
is not my fault.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Okay, fair, but Brooke, is there any way that maybe
next time we get a guy on the phone who
spends forty eight straight hours at a girl's place in
his underwear watching nothing but sports, can you at least
try to spin it into a romantic thing.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Just try it sounds like marriage.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Is that good? I'm doing all the heavy lifting standing
up for our listeners. You're throwing them right under the bus.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
I started by saying it was good that she let
him stay because it obviously meant she trusted him. I
didn't know that it obviously meant that he didn't get
the messages.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
You're still on the pessimistic train. I need you to
hop back onto the optimism train and stand up for
our listeners. Right or wrong.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Oh, I have a headache.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
We'll tell some advil at you. Email the show if
you have a very easy, simple dating life that we
could fix without having to stand up for you.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
The messy ones, those ones are kind.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Of email the show. We'll call that person who's not
calling you back. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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