June 30, 2025 • 17 mins
One of our listeners got a woman to come home with him thanks to a unique skill that was so bizarre it had Brooke asking for PICS!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Second date update. I was curious recently and googled how
to get your first date back to your house?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What he bro And that sounds tricky, like you're trying
to trick them into it too.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Then I had to go back and add the word
willingly thank you. A bunch of other stuff came up
with portals to the dark web, so I was like, yeah, really,
probably shouldn't go that route. You mean to keep.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Talking and have a You did that on a work
computer too, didn't you?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I did? Yeahs khr wants to come at me, Go
find me somewhere else. But there's a lot of ideas
online once you put in the correct search about grabbing
coffee or drinks at a bar close to where you live, easy,
or tell them about a pet at home that you'd
really love to introduce to You have to have a pet, though,
(00:50):
that's true. Make sure that you're checking all those boxes.
It's a pet lamp in the corn. But apparently none
of that is better than what our listener, Kevin. He did.
He told his date about a hobby and I don't
even know what it is, but apparently it convinced her
to go home with him to check out his place,
So let's learn about it. Kevin, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Hey, guys, excited to hear about what your hobby is?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Kevin? Yeah, Well, why don't we go back to the beginning.
Tell us about the woman that you met. What's her name?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, her name is Meadow. She's really cool.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Meadow.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Did you guys meet on a dating app? Kevin?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah, yeah, we definitely did.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yep, a dark web dating app or one of the
normal web dating apps.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Normal once.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
A cute place to meet.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So all right, how are you feeling about meeting up
with her before you guys saw each other?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, I mean she's awesome. I mean we both like
cosplay and or the rings. You know, she's got a
similar interest.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So what did you guys do for your date?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah? We we decided we were going to go catch
some drinks and we did and we hung out there
for a while. Wasn't it too far from where I lived?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And was that way? Was that planned by you? Kevin?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Well? It certainly was easy to get there and easy
to get back. Should it go that way?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Ad such a politician? Ask me? All right, so what's
this hobby that you brought up that convinced her to
go back with you.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
It's really cool. I don't know if you're big on
TikTok or whatnot, but there's a trend happening right now
called fridge skaping.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, I know, fridge scaping.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It's like a playoff of landscaping because it's like making
your fridge inside.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, the inside looks.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So beautiful where you like put all of your vegetables
in an open container and you make.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Your people do like the soda rack shells and they're
all organized by color.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
No, it's more than that. Like you put flowers sometimes
in photos and they're like, it's cool, but it is
like no offense, a little bit weird, Kevin. That weird
because you're not you're not putting any actual food in
your fridge.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
If you find a single man that doesn't have just
an old slice of pizza in his fridge, you're winning, Kevin.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Kevin, why why did you do it? What made you
want a fridge escape?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Well, like I am a huge fan of Lord of
the Rings. Like, as I mentioned, a lot of my
house is pretty decked out. I'm like, why am I
stopping at my fridge? You know? So?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Wait, is there a Lord of the Rings theme? To
your fridge scaping kind of.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
It's like kind of like Rivendale in Lord of the Rings.
One of the things I dated. I found this hydraulic
pump that like I created a waterfall that kind of
runs over my fresh Yeah, it just helps rejuvenate the fruit.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yes, I would go back to see that.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
A guy.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
All I have is a carrot crisper where I put
my carrots in water water.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, you need an eye of Sauron at the top.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Blinking, not in my fridge. He is not welcome.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Okay, this is just the good parts of the lords Gown.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
No wonder she would go back to your house. Any
of us would. Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So yeah, you brought this up to her before you
went back to your place.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, she was like totally, I'll see that. She loved
the waterfall. And then I also built this like treehouse
that has like a nest that the eggs actually did in.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
What are you sure that she liked it, like for real?
Or was she just being like, oh, okay, this is
I mean, it sounds like a lot like a.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Big How could a fridge like this be a turnoff? No,
the woman's into cosplay. It sounds like, I mean, what
do you think Kevin.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
That's the thing. Honestly, I mean I thought she was
like into it. We were there for like twenty thirty minutes,
like looking at everything, and I even like let her
kind of rearrange stuff. And I don't let anybody mess
with my art usually.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh yeah, well, she's probably just trying to find some
actual food in there that she can eat that's not
part of the decoration.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Well, I mean she placed it nicely. It looked good
what she did. I was like, okay, yeah, I approve
that's funny.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I ever read a question does it smell okay?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Like, yeah, you have to be you have to be
up with.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
It, dude.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
This immediately signals a man who has clean sheets, okay,
a man who is put together, who's on time for dates,
Like I feel like that would be a good thing.
I bet for her exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I mean, sure, Brooke, I could see you being like
best friends with this guy. I don't know if that
means that you necessarily Yeah, if it's the most romantic sort.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Of how much time he puts into this on the
fridge is getting more attention than New alexis?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, am I getting taken to waterfall?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
A fridge getting Kevin, do you think that could be
a possibility.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I mean, that's kind of what I'm wondering. But like,
she seemed like she was like in all, like she
was the rested, and like we we went watching a movie.
We watched him Lord of the Rings only for like
twenty thirty minutes. And that's the thing I'm like. She
said she was tired, and I was like, oh crap,
did I you know, did I overdo it?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Well, you both already watched that movie, so it's.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Like, yeah, half hours.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I mean, dating is tough, and even when you fridge
scape as well as you possibly can, sometimes women still
aren't impressed.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Hey, but even if she doesn't like you, buddy, you
got a girl back to your house.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You spend great time with her.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Everything was fun.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I know we're supposed to get him another date, but
all I want is pictures of the frame.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Brook might even want to hire you after this to
fridge escape for her. She wants a mass potato mountain.
We're gonna come up with some ideas for Brooks fridge scaping,
but in the meantime, let's call Meadow for you and
try and get some answers. When we do your second
date update right after this.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Okay, cool, thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Hold on second date update. When you think about the
top qualities women look for in a man, there's confidence, kindness,
Oh yes, the ability to turn the inside of a
fridge into an exact replica of Middle Earth with a
working waterfall to keep your vegetables fresh. Not exaggerating, because
(07:02):
one of our listeners, Kevin, is actually doing just that.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Seriously.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
He's into fridge scaping, which, if you didn't know, is
where you decorate the inside of your fridge with flowers
and pictures and all sorts of beautiful things.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, don't make it sound so mundane.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well not by Kevin's exit to a whole new level
with a Lord of the Rings theme, because he loves
that trilogy. And that's how we got a woman named
Meadow to come back to his place to check it out.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yes, who wouldn't wows place to see it?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Seriously, who wouldn't want to do that? Yes? Who wouldn't
call Meto right now on the radio? Thing is it
didn't last very long because twenty minutes into watching the
Lord of the Rings movie, she bailed, Yeah, and has
not been staying in contact with him since then. We're
trying to help him figure out why.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, wait, Kevin, we never asked, are you on social
media with your fridge?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, I post it quite a bit. Like honestly,
it brings a lot of people, quite a bit of joy,
like gets lots.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Of like do you know if she followed you?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
She hasn't.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh that's disappointed, rude. Yeah, because I can guarantee she
found it.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, this is kind of.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
A side off note. Do I have permission to call
her your precious? For you?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I hope I get to that place.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
She's in the cosplay. All right, we'll use it as
a last resort if everything's going south. We'll bring Snegel
into the equation. I don't know if I could do
a good Snegel. Nobody Nobody charms like Schnegel does.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Okay, I mean that is the biggest turn off.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
But let's plan B. Let's start by reaching out to Meadow.
Hopefully she paid her phone bill and answers, but we
need a.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Weird thing to say.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You're word about her phone bill?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Why are you gonna got money? Shamer?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
In this economy? Who knows? I need to say quiet here, Kevin,
until we find out what's going on with her? And
then you can jump in. All right, okay, cool, all right?
Right now?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Hey is this Meadow?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
What's up? Meadow? You're on the radio right now with
a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
He Meadow, the whole show's here.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
How you doing.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
This is kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh, don't say that.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I mean I would be in a radio station called.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Real. No, for real. We're a radio show and we're
doing a segment called a second Date Update, and we're
hoping to get some answers from one of our listeners
that you went out with named Kevin.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Oh. Okay, yeah, no, I remember Kevin.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yeah, we we went on a date.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Right.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
What did you think about him?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I mean he was really sweet. He was like a
nice guy, you know, easy to talk to, really clean,
like organized, more than most guys I date.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You know, it's like hard to find a normal guy.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Oh, anyone that can fridge escape?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Right?
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
We heard about the fact that he decorated the inside
of his fridge with like a Lord of the Rings theme,
and it sounded like you thought that was pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah. I had a feeling he had probably mentioned that
to you.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Tell us about it from your perspective.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I mean it was beautiful, Like he's very talented. I
mean I was really impressed me better than I imagine.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
So it didn't weird you out at all.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
It didn't weird me out. I just I felt like
it could become a thing that could be an issue
for us in the future, just because it like already
kind of was an issue that first night.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
What do you mean that night?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (10:50):
So so he showed me the fridge. It was like,
really cool. I was. I was really into it, which
I did not expect to be as into it as
I was, because you know, it could be weird, but
it wasn't. And then I asked to go to the
bathroom and there was no toilet paper there, and he
let me know he was running low, but he had
(11:11):
a roll of toilet paper in the fridge.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
I saw it.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
He was using it for like a hob at home,
and I mean it was it was cool, and he
had like fruit and vegetables leaning against it.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
It was like very intricate.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
That was the only toilet paper he had.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Yeah, that's the thing, Like I asked him. I was like, okay, well,
can I just use the one in the fridge. I
saw there was one in the fridge, and he offered
me a rag. He was like, can you just use
this rag instead? Now I was totally grossed out. It
was I was like, I'm not doing that, and then
he was like, Okay, well, I guess you can use it.
(11:45):
So he like made this big to do about unassembling.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
That gave me this like.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
No, it was so awkward.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
It just like ruined everything. And I was like, this
is their first dat doesn't he want to make a
good impression? And then he prioritizes the fridge over me
being conquered, won't you know?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
But he thinks of himself as an artist, you know,
like it's.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Hard as an artist to change something.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
I wasn't going to use the whole thing. He took
it back and put it back in the fridge after.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I don't want to put used toilet paper in the free.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
That's actually kind of gross, don't.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah, it's not like there's any food in there that
you're actually eating, though it's mostly just decorative.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
No, there's definitely food in there.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well, I don't know. We should ask Kevin about it,
because he's the only one that knows for sure, and
I do need to let you know, Meadow. He's been
on the other line listening to this conversation.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Oh my god, Yeah, yeah, Kevin, are you there.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, sounds like you're kind of regretful.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Well, I mean, you guys just kind of tore my
my creation apart. And it's not like I used the
used part of the toilet paper roll to put back
in there. She used that and plus that, he.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Just say, and you put a lot of effort in time.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
He puts three hours of work into the fridge scaping.
He only put like a half hour into your date, Meadow,
So you haven't earned it yet.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
No, I'm just saying the hesitation obviously came from there
was a lot invested in the hobbit hole, and that's
why I offered the rag. I mean, babies use reusable diapers,
you know, cloth as an option.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
I mean, all I'm hearing right now is excuses of
like why this is okay for you to do? Like
you invited me to your house, wouldn't you want me
to feel comfortable and taken care of?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
And like if.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
It's the first date with the toilet paper, then what
does that look like? Further into a relationship. What other
things would get prioritized over your partner.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Well, now that you know how important my situation is
with the fridge and like all the things I've placed
in it, Like maybe next time, just maybe you could
bring your own toilet paper, and.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Then maybe next time you can have toilet paper for
your guests in your home, like for yourself.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
It's a good Like, what are you doing, Kevin, He's.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Got the I'm sure he watches it underneath the waterfall
that goes over the broccoli. He's a problem solver, Kevin.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
The solution to this is to buy toilet paper. That's
that's the solution.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I do buy it. I just happen to use a
lot of it in the fridge. I go through it
like crazy, and it gets adorned by more than.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Go to Costco. That's what they're made for. I mean, Kevin,
what she's saying, and I think what a lot of
women want on a first day is they want a
guy who feels like they're being prioritized over the other
things going on in their life, even if they do
spend a lot of time and effort into it. Like
that's all she's saying, is that she wants to know
(15:04):
that you're gonna put her first over your fridge.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Well, then she shouldn't have came back to my house
because I was prioritizing it before she saw it.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You did say you wanted to go back to his
house to see the fridge, not to use his bathroom,
So there is there's some shared blame. I think we
can all agree.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I blame the hobbit hole.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Okay, a lot of holes.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
I don't think I have any blame here, Meadow.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Maybe you don't, maybe you do. But either way, how
about you make it up to Kevin by saying yes
to a dated.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Work the way to get a no hold on.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
That's just Jeffrey sarcasm taking over.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
If I'm doing it wrong, then that's on me, Kevin,
take it away.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Well, honestly, now, this fantastic option was presented to me.
I'll get a Costco membership if you say yes.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You're offering to supply the toilet papers for the day.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
You didn't know you could buy in Bolk.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
No, I didn't. I've never been a cost Wow.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Flag, dude. There is so much stuff for you to
fridge escape with in that Costco. No matter what, Meadow,
we would like to offer you that date, and we
would pay for it.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
You know, at this point, this just feels like too
much for me, and I feel like it's just gonna
get worse once he gets to costco. We didn't even
seem to understand without you guys coaching him why it's
the problem in the first place.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Kevin Man sounds like a no, I'm sorry, dude, your.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Loss, Like, don't even think about following my account on
social media.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
That sounds like a threat sickburn from a fridge scaper
that must sting Jeffrey in the morning. Isn't there a
famous saying, never get between a man and his eloquently
decorated fridge Socrates, Yes, yeah, very, But sounds like in
the end Kevin is probably gonna be okay, Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
He's pre occupied. I think all he needs is his fridge.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, I even I'm shocked Steve and is looking for
a romant.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Well, there is going to be a woman who shows
up at his place one day and she'll say yes
to the rag you hold off, Kevin. She is out
there waiting for you.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
That's the woman he wants.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
He just needs, like a wilderness woman who's gonna bring
her own Swiss army knife and toilet paper and everything
with dry. Her husband has to clean it up off
the floor. It's fine. The point is there's someone out
there for all of us, sometimes multiple. Someone's right, alexis.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
If you say something, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
We want to help convince that person or people to
date you. So you can email the show and we'll
call those people or persons who aren't calling you back.
Second date update. I was curious recently and googled how
to get your first date back to your house?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What he bro And that sounds tricky, like you're trying
to trick them into it too.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Then I had to go back and add the word
willingly thank you. A bunch of other stuff came up
with portals to the dark web, so I was like, yeah, really,
probably shouldn't go that route. You mean to keep.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Talking and have a You did that on a work
computer too, didn't you?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I did? Yeahs khr wants to come at me, Go
find me somewhere else. But there's a lot of ideas
online once you put in the correct search about grabbing
coffee or drinks at a bar close to where you live, easy,
or tell them about a pet at home that you'd
really love to introduce to You have to have a pet, though,
(00:50):
that's true. Make sure that you're checking all those boxes.
It's a pet lamp in the corn. But apparently none
of that is better than what our listener, Kevin. He did.
He told his date about a hobby and I don't
even know what it is, but apparently it convinced her
to go home with him to check out his place,
So let's learn about it. Kevin, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Hey, guys, excited to hear about what your hobby is?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Kevin? Yeah, Well, why don't we go back to the beginning.
Tell us about the woman that you met. What's her name?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, her name is Meadow. She's really cool.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Meadow.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Did you guys meet on a dating app? Kevin?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah, yeah, we definitely did.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yep, a dark web dating app or one of the
normal web dating apps.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Normal once.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
A cute place to meet.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So all right, how are you feeling about meeting up
with her before you guys saw each other?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, I mean she's awesome. I mean we both like
cosplay and or the rings. You know, she's got a
similar interest.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So what did you guys do for your date?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah? We we decided we were going to go catch
some drinks and we did and we hung out there
for a while. Wasn't it too far from where I lived?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And was that way? Was that planned by you? Kevin?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Well? It certainly was easy to get there and easy
to get back. Should it go that way?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Ad such a politician? Ask me? All right, so what's
this hobby that you brought up that convinced her to
go back with you.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
It's really cool. I don't know if you're big on
TikTok or whatnot, but there's a trend happening right now
called fridge skaping.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, I know, fridge scaping.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It's like a playoff of landscaping because it's like making
your fridge inside.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, the inside looks.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So beautiful where you like put all of your vegetables
in an open container and you make.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Your people do like the soda rack shells and they're
all organized by color.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
No, it's more than that. Like you put flowers sometimes
in photos and they're like, it's cool, but it is
like no offense, a little bit weird, Kevin. That weird
because you're not you're not putting any actual food in
your fridge.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
If you find a single man that doesn't have just
an old slice of pizza in his fridge, you're winning, Kevin.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Kevin, why why did you do it? What made you
want a fridge escape?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Well, like I am a huge fan of Lord of
the Rings. Like, as I mentioned, a lot of my
house is pretty decked out. I'm like, why am I
stopping at my fridge? You know? So?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Wait, is there a Lord of the Rings theme? To
your fridge scaping kind of.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
It's like kind of like Rivendale in Lord of the Rings.
One of the things I dated. I found this hydraulic
pump that like I created a waterfall that kind of
runs over my fresh Yeah, it just helps rejuvenate the fruit.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yes, I would go back to see that.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
A guy.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
All I have is a carrot crisper where I put
my carrots in water water.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, you need an eye of Sauron at the top.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Blinking, not in my fridge. He is not welcome.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Okay, this is just the good parts of the lords Gown.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
No wonder she would go back to your house. Any
of us would. Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So yeah, you brought this up to her before you
went back to your place.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, she was like totally, I'll see that. She loved
the waterfall. And then I also built this like treehouse
that has like a nest that the eggs actually did in.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
What are you sure that she liked it, like for real?
Or was she just being like, oh, okay, this is
I mean, it sounds like a lot like a.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Big How could a fridge like this be a turnoff? No,
the woman's into cosplay. It sounds like, I mean, what
do you think Kevin.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
That's the thing. Honestly, I mean I thought she was
like into it. We were there for like twenty thirty minutes,
like looking at everything, and I even like let her
kind of rearrange stuff. And I don't let anybody mess
with my art usually.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh yeah, well, she's probably just trying to find some
actual food in there that she can eat that's not
part of the decoration.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Well, I mean she placed it nicely. It looked good
what she did. I was like, okay, yeah, I approve
that's funny.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I ever read a question does it smell okay?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Like, yeah, you have to be you have to be
up with.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
It, dude.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
This immediately signals a man who has clean sheets, okay,
a man who is put together, who's on time for dates,
Like I feel like that would be a good thing.
I bet for her exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I mean, sure, Brooke, I could see you being like
best friends with this guy. I don't know if that
means that you necessarily Yeah, if it's the most romantic sort.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Of how much time he puts into this on the
fridge is getting more attention than New alexis?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, am I getting taken to waterfall?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
A fridge getting Kevin, do you think that could be
a possibility.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I mean, that's kind of what I'm wondering. But like,
she seemed like she was like in all, like she
was the rested, and like we we went watching a movie.
We watched him Lord of the Rings only for like
twenty thirty minutes. And that's the thing I'm like. She
said she was tired, and I was like, oh crap,
did I you know, did I overdo it?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Well, you both already watched that movie, so it's.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Like, yeah, half hours.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I mean, dating is tough, and even when you fridge
scape as well as you possibly can, sometimes women still
aren't impressed.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Hey, but even if she doesn't like you, buddy, you
got a girl back to your house.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You spend great time with her.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Everything was fun.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I know we're supposed to get him another date, but
all I want is pictures of the frame.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Brook might even want to hire you after this to
fridge escape for her. She wants a mass potato mountain.
We're gonna come up with some ideas for Brooks fridge scaping,
but in the meantime, let's call Meadow for you and
try and get some answers. When we do your second
date update right after this.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Okay, cool, thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Hold on second date update. When you think about the
top qualities women look for in a man, there's confidence, kindness,
Oh yes, the ability to turn the inside of a
fridge into an exact replica of Middle Earth with a
working waterfall to keep your vegetables fresh. Not exaggerating, because
(07:02):
one of our listeners, Kevin, is actually doing just that.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Seriously.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
He's into fridge scaping, which, if you didn't know, is
where you decorate the inside of your fridge with flowers
and pictures and all sorts of beautiful things.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, don't make it sound so mundane.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well not by Kevin's exit to a whole new level
with a Lord of the Rings theme, because he loves
that trilogy. And that's how we got a woman named
Meadow to come back to his place to check it out.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yes, who wouldn't wows place to see it?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Seriously, who wouldn't want to do that? Yes? Who wouldn't
call Meto right now on the radio? Thing is it
didn't last very long because twenty minutes into watching the
Lord of the Rings movie, she bailed, Yeah, and has
not been staying in contact with him since then. We're
trying to help him figure out why.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, wait, Kevin, we never asked, are you on social
media with your fridge?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, I post it quite a bit. Like honestly,
it brings a lot of people, quite a bit of joy,
like gets lots.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Of like do you know if she followed you?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
She hasn't.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh that's disappointed, rude. Yeah, because I can guarantee she
found it.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, this is kind of.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
A side off note. Do I have permission to call
her your precious? For you?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I hope I get to that place.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
She's in the cosplay. All right, we'll use it as
a last resort if everything's going south. We'll bring Snegel
into the equation. I don't know if I could do
a good Snegel. Nobody Nobody charms like Schnegel does.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Okay, I mean that is the biggest turn off.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
But let's plan B. Let's start by reaching out to Meadow.
Hopefully she paid her phone bill and answers, but we
need a.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Weird thing to say.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You're word about her phone bill?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Why are you gonna got money? Shamer?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
In this economy? Who knows? I need to say quiet here, Kevin,
until we find out what's going on with her? And
then you can jump in. All right, okay, cool, all right?
Right now?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Hey is this Meadow?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
What's up? Meadow? You're on the radio right now with
a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
He Meadow, the whole show's here.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
How you doing.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
This is kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh, don't say that.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I mean I would be in a radio station called.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Real. No, for real. We're a radio show and we're
doing a segment called a second Date Update, and we're
hoping to get some answers from one of our listeners
that you went out with named Kevin.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Oh. Okay, yeah, no, I remember Kevin.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yeah, we we went on a date.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Right.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
What did you think about him?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I mean he was really sweet. He was like a
nice guy, you know, easy to talk to, really clean,
like organized, more than most guys I date.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You know, it's like hard to find a normal guy.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Oh, anyone that can fridge escape?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Right?
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
We heard about the fact that he decorated the inside
of his fridge with like a Lord of the Rings theme,
and it sounded like you thought that was pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah. I had a feeling he had probably mentioned that
to you.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Tell us about it from your perspective.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I mean it was beautiful, Like he's very talented. I
mean I was really impressed me better than I imagine.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
So it didn't weird you out at all.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
It didn't weird me out. I just I felt like
it could become a thing that could be an issue
for us in the future, just because it like already
kind of was an issue that first night.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
What do you mean that night?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (10:50):
So so he showed me the fridge. It was like,
really cool. I was. I was really into it, which
I did not expect to be as into it as
I was, because you know, it could be weird, but
it wasn't. And then I asked to go to the
bathroom and there was no toilet paper there, and he
let me know he was running low, but he had
(11:11):
a roll of toilet paper in the fridge.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
I saw it.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
He was using it for like a hob at home,
and I mean it was it was cool, and he
had like fruit and vegetables leaning against it.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
It was like very intricate.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
That was the only toilet paper he had.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Yeah, that's the thing, Like I asked him. I was like, okay, well,
can I just use the one in the fridge. I
saw there was one in the fridge, and he offered
me a rag. He was like, can you just use
this rag instead? Now I was totally grossed out. It
was I was like, I'm not doing that, and then
he was like, Okay, well, I guess you can use it.
(11:45):
So he like made this big to do about unassembling.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
That gave me this like.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
No, it was so awkward.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
It just like ruined everything. And I was like, this
is their first dat doesn't he want to make a
good impression? And then he prioritizes the fridge over me
being conquered, won't you know?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
But he thinks of himself as an artist, you know,
like it's.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Hard as an artist to change something.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
I wasn't going to use the whole thing. He took
it back and put it back in the fridge after.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I don't want to put used toilet paper in the free.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
That's actually kind of gross, don't.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah, it's not like there's any food in there that
you're actually eating, though it's mostly just decorative.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
No, there's definitely food in there.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well, I don't know. We should ask Kevin about it,
because he's the only one that knows for sure, and
I do need to let you know, Meadow. He's been
on the other line listening to this conversation.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Oh my god, Yeah, yeah, Kevin, are you there.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, sounds like you're kind of regretful.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Well, I mean, you guys just kind of tore my
my creation apart. And it's not like I used the
used part of the toilet paper roll to put back
in there. She used that and plus that, he.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Just say, and you put a lot of effort in time.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
He puts three hours of work into the fridge scaping.
He only put like a half hour into your date, Meadow,
So you haven't earned it yet.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
No, I'm just saying the hesitation obviously came from there
was a lot invested in the hobbit hole, and that's
why I offered the rag. I mean, babies use reusable diapers,
you know, cloth as an option.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
I mean, all I'm hearing right now is excuses of
like why this is okay for you to do? Like
you invited me to your house, wouldn't you want me
to feel comfortable and taken care of?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
And like if.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
It's the first date with the toilet paper, then what
does that look like? Further into a relationship. What other
things would get prioritized over your partner.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Well, now that you know how important my situation is
with the fridge and like all the things I've placed
in it, Like maybe next time, just maybe you could
bring your own toilet paper, and.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Then maybe next time you can have toilet paper for
your guests in your home, like for yourself.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
It's a good Like, what are you doing, Kevin, He's.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Got the I'm sure he watches it underneath the waterfall
that goes over the broccoli. He's a problem solver, Kevin.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
The solution to this is to buy toilet paper. That's
that's the solution.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I do buy it. I just happen to use a
lot of it in the fridge. I go through it
like crazy, and it gets adorned by more than.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Go to Costco. That's what they're made for. I mean, Kevin,
what she's saying, and I think what a lot of
women want on a first day is they want a
guy who feels like they're being prioritized over the other
things going on in their life, even if they do
spend a lot of time and effort into it. Like
that's all she's saying, is that she wants to know
(15:04):
that you're gonna put her first over your fridge.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Well, then she shouldn't have came back to my house
because I was prioritizing it before she saw it.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You did say you wanted to go back to his
house to see the fridge, not to use his bathroom,
So there is there's some shared blame. I think we
can all agree.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I blame the hobbit hole.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Okay, a lot of holes.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
I don't think I have any blame here, Meadow.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Maybe you don't, maybe you do. But either way, how
about you make it up to Kevin by saying yes
to a dated.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Work the way to get a no hold on.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
That's just Jeffrey sarcasm taking over.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
If I'm doing it wrong, then that's on me, Kevin,
take it away.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Well, honestly, now, this fantastic option was presented to me.
I'll get a Costco membership if you say yes.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You're offering to supply the toilet papers for the day.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
You didn't know you could buy in Bolk.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
No, I didn't. I've never been a cost Wow.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Flag, dude. There is so much stuff for you to
fridge escape with in that Costco. No matter what, Meadow,
we would like to offer you that date, and we
would pay for it.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
You know, at this point, this just feels like too
much for me, and I feel like it's just gonna
get worse once he gets to costco. We didn't even
seem to understand without you guys coaching him why it's
the problem in the first place.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Kevin Man sounds like a no, I'm sorry, dude, your.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Loss, Like, don't even think about following my account on
social media.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
That sounds like a threat sickburn from a fridge scaper
that must sting Jeffrey in the morning. Isn't there a
famous saying, never get between a man and his eloquently
decorated fridge Socrates, Yes, yeah, very, But sounds like in
the end Kevin is probably gonna be okay, Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
He's pre occupied. I think all he needs is his fridge.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, I even I'm shocked Steve and is looking for
a romant.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Well, there is going to be a woman who shows
up at his place one day and she'll say yes
to the rag you hold off, Kevin. She is out
there waiting for you.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
That's the woman he wants.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
He just needs, like a wilderness woman who's gonna bring
her own Swiss army knife and toilet paper and everything
with dry. Her husband has to clean it up off
the floor. It's fine. The point is there's someone out
there for all of us, sometimes multiple. Someone's right, alexis.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
If you say something, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
We want to help convince that person or people to
date you. So you can email the show and we'll
call those people or persons who aren't calling you back.
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