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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Second date update. Is there anything more exciting than moving
into a new place and getting to redecorate so much?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I mean for the first couple hours, but you get.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
To be a whole new person. Yeah, plates, new hand soaps,
new whipping posts, fresh and clean. And the other one
got of dances. Glad I moved out, even a new
girlfriend to go along with all that. That's how Logan,
one of our listeners, recently met someone Logan, welcome to
the show.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Many Hey, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You unboxed a girlfriend? Is that what?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Man? I wish you know. We had a great time,
but I'm not getting her to text me back.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I don't know. I'm curious how you met her?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Well first let's get her name?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, Meghan?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Okay, and where did you meet Meghan?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I met her the good old fashioned way in person?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh that happens. Still, where were you?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I was actually at a department store. Moved into a
new apartment so I had to furnish it, and I
went to the store to grab some stuff, and uh,
and there she was.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Wow. I only go to thrift shops for that.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So how did you connect?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
So it was like it almost was movie esque. I
had to grab a hand vacuum and there was one left,
and I'm literally grabbing it off the shelf as she's
right there, and she's like, oh, you know, she wanted it.
I grabbed it. So I was like, you know what,
take it?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What a chivalry isn't Yeah, you seemed like a dirty girl.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You probably.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You're a woman.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Exactly, But I said, I don't mind, but maybe in exchange,
I could take you out to dinner or something.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Whoa you just straight there?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Wow, went straight there? And I didn't know if she
was single or married, Like, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
But were you drunk? I just can't imagine like that
coming out of somebody's mouth, like second sentence.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
No. Surprisingly, she said yes, and she was like kind
of like very upbeat about it and said yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
And wow, it was like you take it? No, you
take it? No, you take you want to go to dinner?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
She must be really desperate for that vacuum? Yes? Oh
my god? Right, so that's cool. Did you guys end
up going out?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah? So we swapped phone numbers and you know, we
texted for a few days.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
That's always good, get to know each other a little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, would you do?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, we ended up going to one of those Hibachi
restaurants where they like cook in front of me night.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, what were you feeling meeting her there? Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Hunger, I'm assuming is one feeling.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I mean you've built it up. You've said, like there's
this movie moment where you guys met. I mean, you're
obviously really attracted to her. I'd be nervous.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I was nervous, Yeah, of course, but I had a
plan to lose in the mood. You know, like I'm
I've been to the Sabachi place before. I know how
they do things.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Let me get you.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Busted out a hand vacuum and sucked up the young
kid the volcano.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Don't they do it the same with every Hibachi onion
volcano I know every time? So what was the plan?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
So, like, you know, they do the egg thing where
they cracked the egg, cracks the egg. He turns back
over to his cart to grab something else, and I
grab a piece of bacon out of my pocket and
I throw it on the grilla.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
That's funny.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Run bacon in your pocket and not just baked raw
bacon in your pocket.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
That is so good. You can't You're gonna get kicked out.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
What happened Oh my god. So she thought it was
the funniest thing, and we are both just cracking up
and laughing. No, the place was pissed, Like I almost
got kicked out.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I can't believe almost you did they let you stay?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, of course they let me stay. I mean it
was just a little piece of bacon.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, a piece of like wood covered bacon from brook.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I had it in a ziploc bag. Like it was fine.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, it does feel better, yeah, definitely better than loose bacon. Okay, anyway,
thank god they let you stay. How did the rest
of the dinner go? Do you have anything else to
throw on the grill?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
No, it was just that it was hilarious, right, it
was really funny, Like we kick out of it.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay, so you had that moment, But like, was that
it was that the highlight?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Well no, not really, So the highlight was probably actually
when she came back to my place.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Then you did the sausage trick.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
God. Yeah, yeah, you do your own trick for her.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's what you want to call it. You go ahead
and call it whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
We had some desserts, y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
She stayed the.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Night, She stayed the night.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Oh, good for you.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
People laugh at you about that.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I mean, this all sounds so good on our end,
Like why do you think she's not calling you back?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Well, I don't know, and this is kind of like
what I'm getting, just like Okay, So I had to
get up early and I just let her sleep right.
I'm like, I got out of there at like six am.
I left her at my house.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Did you even know or anything?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I sent her a text so that way was on
her phone when she woke up. So I came back
later in the day and like, my house was just spotless.
I'm talking completely clean.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
She stole everything, she cleaned for you.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
She made the bed, she did the dishes, she did everything.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Somebody is good at making dessert.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I like, how amazed you are that she made the
bed like it hasn't been made years.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
He's never seen it that way.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Wait a minute, she fit gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, So now now what's going on is uh you've
been talking to her still?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
No, that's the weird thing. So I sent her a
text and I was like, thank you so much for
what you did. And she has never responded ever, nothing
Like why why I'm so confused.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Maybe she's one of those people that has to angry
clean and she was.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Actually, we're gonna find out. We're gonna call Megan in
just a minute here, and we're gonna ask her exactly that.
Why why won't you go out with him one more time?
We'll find out what your second day right after this
hold on second date update. You want to know how
(06:46):
to give off that bad boy vibe to let your
date know you're a dangerous dude. You take her to
a hibachi grill and when the chef turns his back,
toss a slice of raw bacon on that. Soon she's
gonna be eating bacon right out of the palm of
your hands. Yeah, like a boss.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It worked kind of for him, Yeah it did. I
mean it worked for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I don't know why Meghan isn't calling back our listener logan,
because she even spent the night and cleaned his place
the next day. Whoa Jose won't even do that for
his own.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Apartments that one time.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, so we need to get to the bottom of
this and figure out what's up with Meghan Logan. You
ready to do this, man?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah? I need to know.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I can't believe she cleaned your house. I would never
do that after staying the night. Mikey move.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
I've had girls.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
That's a wifey move either.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
A lot of.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Girls have done that and it is very much appreciated.
But it normally means he did something right. So I
don't know why you wouldn't be calling you back?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, you were turned on by the cleaning, right logan?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I thought it was great.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah, wouldn't Yeah, texting her back? Mess this bed back up,
you know.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
No, Okay, lots of fun activities. Here we go. Let's
just down Meghan. We'll see what she has to say.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Hello, Hello, is this Meghan?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Is this she?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Hey? My name is Jeff. We're from a radio show
called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. You're on the radio.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Hey, Meghan, Hey, welcome to the show.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Hi, Hey. You get lots of calls from lots of
different radio shows all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
No, yes, we're.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
First, Yes, all right, this is gonna be fun because
we're doing something called a second date update. Okay, okay,
maybe don't know what that is.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
It's whereas call her Jeff.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
That's true. We're we're trying to help out one of
our listeners that you went out on a date with
recently a very sexy date from all accounts, involving involving
some bacon on a hibachi grill.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Oh logan, right.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, breaking rules.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Well I'm not one hundred percent sure what's going on
right now. That was just a really speared awkward situation.
Like I don't know what he told you happened.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I mean the bacon was awkward, or the date, the
whole thing.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
No, No, the date and everything that was fine. It
was the next day.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Oh, like the morning after, because we heard you stay
to night at his house.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Yeah, I did, and I woke up and like, I'm
a clean freak, so like I cleaned his house.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I cannot believe he did that.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Oh so he told you I did that.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Then, Yeah, he was happily surprised when he came home
that day and found his bed made and dishes done,
and he was.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Really nice of you have a freak, but a clean freak.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Different. Well he I mean, he reached out to thank
you for it, but you never responded, so he's just
a little bit confused.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Well, see, after I did all of the dishes, which
she had a lot of, I just wanted. It's a
vacuum and it was clogged.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
The vacuum was clogged.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yes, never call him again.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It doesn't even have a Dyson.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah. I would just probably give up at that point
and be like I did enough.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
No, I mean.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
I probably should have gave up then. But I went
to empty it out, and I found a few acrylic nails,
like some long acrylic nails.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I thought he just moved into this place, like from
other women that had been at a spot.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Is that what you mean, that's what That's what he
told us could be apparently, and he supposedly just moved
in like the day before.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Okay, so you're finding these acrylic nails inside of the vacuum,
which is is that.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
You know, it's just any nails somebody else nails, pile
of nails in.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Front of me.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
It's absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, why why is it such a turn off to you?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Megan?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
What what does that tell you?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
It just was obviously another woman's I don't know if
you had another girl over, like if you have someone
there the day before me, Like, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Well, uh, we could ask him.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, the easiest way to get to the bottom of
this is to just ask Logan directly, because I'll look
at that. He's on the other line right now. What
a weird coincidence.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Phone with the crylic nails in your hand?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Logan, Hey Megan, how are you? Hey? Logan? Oh, man,
you're killing me here, you're killing me.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Well, it kind of killed me to find other women's
nails in your vacuum when I and I saw the
new box for the vacuum, so it couldn't have been
an old vacuum.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh, this is incriminating.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Well, let me start off by saying, no, I do
not have a girlfriend. I do not have a wife.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Okay, that's a good start at that apartment.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Anyway, Let's get to who do the nails belong to?
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
They were probably my mom's nails.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
What you don't want, Logan? No, like, does your mom
wear a hooker nail?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I mom has sexy males?
Speaker 6 (12:39):
No, it was the kind that were like really long,
has all kinds of like little desiring. Yeah, not classie whatsoever,
not colffee whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
We don't know what Logan's mom does for a living.
It's not fair.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
She's definitely not a classy light long nailes could be classy.
Who are you gonna hate on that? I mean they could.
Does your mom have acrylic nails? That's the first question, Logan.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
She does, and she's very in the fashion and she's
always dressing up and looking different.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Mom's nails just popping off left and right. Inside of
your apartment?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, not very well done either, yeah alert, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Like you just moved in.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Was she just there? I know it wasn't your mom's.
Come on even if Okay, so even if I had,
even if there's somebody else's, it's like calling you like
this isn't like, I just don't see how it matters
what happened before you and I hung out, like, yes,
literally the night.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
So he's young, he's dating whatever. It's bed though, mate,
he's not cheating. If he was cheating, why would he
call a radio station to publicly call you for another date.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
He didn't know that I had found those when he
called you at the radio. Okay, So now he was
saying it was his mom, and now I'm saying, oh.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Maybe it was somebody else's.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I mean, if you left a window open and they just.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Crows like those shiny objects.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
I mean, we should be going through this after our
first date. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
This is your last chance, Logan, I mean, just full honesty.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Okay, So, yes, they were another girls you might even know?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Oh who would know?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Why? Why would she know her?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
The girl that came over from the department store. The
girl that worked there, was helping me with other stuff
and she came over.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
So you just stated everybody that I work with?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 6 (14:38):
But you work there too, at an apartment store?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Oh, I thought you were another were.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Walking around helping other customers and I met him, and
you know interesting, why didn't know he was trying to
date the whole department store?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Oh okay, did you call your coworker hooker?
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Was a exactly?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I mean I would recognize Alexis's nails if I found
them in my house.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Yeah, to think of it, I think I know who
it is now, and thanks makes me so much. We're angry,
you know what.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
That's good? Use that anger to get back at your
coworker by going out with Logan one more time.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
What is happening?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
We'll pay for that date if you're willing to go
out with him again. What do you think, Meghan?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Listen, Megan, whatever, happened before you and I met and
hung out is whatever, Like, I'm calling you. I had
a good time with you. You're the one I want
to see again. I'm over here car on a radio
station just to try to get in touch with you,
Like I don't know what else to do or how
to convince you. But I mean, I'm calling you.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, you're the department store worker of his heart.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
We're running out of time here, so we desperately need
an answer yes or no. Megan.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
I really want to say yeah, but I feel like
I feel like you should just maybe use that money
and maybe fix that girls sails that I work with
and try to ask her out gate but.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
A better now that she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I didn't want to have to do this, but I'm
going to have to offer you another date with Megan's
coworker and we'll send you to the Habachi grill on
our dime.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Don't go back to the same place.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
He needs to do the bacon trick for her to see.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
We will not provide the bacon.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Megan, you cool with that?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Well, I call her up.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
But congratulations, Logan, we got to you another date. Just
not what the person you'd really want.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
To rive all right, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
You know, he really didn't seem thrilled with getting another
date at the end there. But yeah, nevertheless, we're still
going to chalk this up as a win.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
I mean, it doesn't matter who we got him a
day with. It was another date.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Though I liked how you liked the jealous girl better
than the other one with the nails.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I do have to say I was a little bit surprised. Well,
I guess it's not that surprised that Brooke was so
cool with him hooking up with another girl the night
before from the same department store that she works out.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
That was still warm.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I did realize they both worked at the same place.
But isn't that just what dating is? Four hour period? Yeah,
twenty four.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Hours, I would say, brook Not everybody is okay with that.
Some people in this world prefer to wait for someone
who's like, really actually means something to them. Yeah, changes,
Can we agree to give people a little bit of grace? Though?
Can we do that?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I don't think Brooks, she's a little clingy, but sure.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, well, I guess we're all going to disagree on
this one.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
But hey, but we got him a date and that's
all that mattered.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
And really the theme of the whole thing is never
clean a dude's apartment. It's always going to end.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
We learned, don't apartment alright, that's going to be the
lesson today