August 20, 2025 • 17 mins
One of our listeners says his plan to impress his date and make her like him did NOT go how he wanted… in fact his night ended in physical pain!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Second date, up date text to seven, eight, five, nine
to two.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And this is for the guys out there, what is
the craziest thing you ever did for a girl spontaneously
on a first date. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
and I'll ask Jose hose craziest spontaneous thing that you've
ever done for a girl on the first date.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
There was one time, you know, when you're leaving like
a restaurant in a theater and they have somebody selling
single roses outside.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I remember one time I bought all the roses.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
He's like four left, like I'll take the rest of them,
and I gave him.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You're dangerous, jo, look out street flower vendors.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You're about to run out of infanory.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I bring it up though, because one of our listeners
says he went full spontaneous on a first date and
now he's kind of regretting it because he's not getting
a callback so allergic to flowers.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Maybe he's like the one thing.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Let's welcome Patrick to the show. How you doing, man?
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Hey, guys, thanks for having me on. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Is it normal for you to get spontaneous on a
date or is was this like a one time sort
of thing, not even remotely.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Dude, I've got to like you.
Speaker 7 (01:13):
I feel like I overplanned, though I don't like that
this didn't turn out the way you wanted to because
she's not calling you back because you need that confidence
boost to do it more often.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
So what was it that caused this feeling inside of
you that night that said I need to do something
really spontaneous right now?
Speaker 6 (01:28):
So I basically I met this girl named Maggie and
we're on our date and the topic of being spontaneous
kind of came up, and we both agree that being
spontaneous is a really good thing. Not gonna lie, I
don't agree, but I agreed in the moment, okay, But
like she caught me right away because she was like, wait,
I thought when we were first talking, you had said
(01:49):
like you're not the type of person who does spontaneous thing.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
She called you out on you agree and call out.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Oh. I had to double down. I was like, what
are you talking about? Was spontaneous? And I took one
of like the flowers out of the vase on the
table and I ate it, and you were.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Going to give it to her, Jose, did you not
eat any of the roses that you bought.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay, is she laughing or just.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Drooling?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Because she's so turned on?
Speaker 7 (02:20):
She's also hungry, and there's only one I was gonna.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Eat that flower.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
She did laugh and she thought it was funny, but
she was like, are you sure you're not just weird?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay, I can't tell if it's a joke at this
point or not.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
It could be, it should be.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
It is kind of borderline between spontaneous. It's just really strange.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Yeah, and now, even though clear I'm not spontaneous, now
I feel like I have to prove my point. So
the waiters walking by and I called him over. I
took a hundred dollars bill out of my wallet and
I tipped him mid meal.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
What WHOA? What did you say to him?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
The way to be spontaneous?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
I said, you're doing such a great job. I just
want to give this to you now, letting you know
that we really like you. I can't even remember when.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You tipped early, because you're spontaneous.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
And a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Was she impressed with it?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I don't know if she was impressed or.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, yeah, probably because it was happening inside of a
jack in the box.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
So she was like, that's a little unusual to do that.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Here you're doing a.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Flowers on the table jack jack in the bye.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay, so was that? Did the spontaneous proving stop there?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
No one?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Huh, okay, okay, there's more.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
So we leave after dinner and we're walking and talking
and she says kind of, I don't know, or she's like,
you know, it's okay if you're not spontaneous.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, but have you thought at any point of this
is yourself?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
But that's just not it's not how men think.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Men don't accept like, hey, you're not that cute, you're
not that child, and that's fine.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You're like, what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah, it's a reverse psychology, is what we're working with.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, you guys have to prove themselves.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
So what did you do?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Well? We were walking by a tattoo shop and I said,
I'll be right back and she's like, no, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You robbed the tattoo store. Oh wow, I got him.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Robbing a tattoo store probably would have been smarter.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Half an hour later and I've gotten a small what
do you call it? Like an infinity symbol?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Why did you go with that?
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Did you say you just left your date for a
half an hour. You didn't even bring her in the
shop with you.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, I should let.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Her pick it out.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
I wanted to surprise her because she has the same
tattoo on the same spot tattoo.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You hold on. What's her reaction?
Speaker 6 (05:02):
At first? I thought it would be great. She was
like freaking out a little bit, like, oh my god,
I can't believe you did that. Then she kind of
then started laughing about it and was like, you know,
oh my god, you're crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Okay, okay, yeah, mission accomplished. You proved it.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
There, So she waited for a half an hour, was
still able to laugh.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Yeah, it's questionable she waited.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
She should.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I mean, if I'm in that situation and I'm the girl,
I would want to know how it ends.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
You're saying, do it for the plot?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Say for the plot? I'm curious, what's he coming back with?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I hope that's the end of your spontaneity.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Or is there more?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
He's like, then I cut off my hands.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Okay, No, I walked her home and that was it.
But like, literally that was it. I haven't heard from
her sin.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
I mean, obviously, you really, really wanted to impress her.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, you know, I don't.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Know if you did, but like this girl must mean
a lot to you.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I mean, yes, I do like her, but I don't know.
I feel like she was calling me out, and I
felt like I had to defend myself even if it
wasn't over.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
She wasn't trying to bully you.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
She was trying to tell you to just like jose said,
pick a random bar you should go to last minute.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I think what we're saying is we're all impressed.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
We're all very impressed by how far you went in
order to make this woman.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Like you for a girl you kind of.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Like, yeah, And so now we're gonna do even more
spontaneity when we spontaneously call her and ask her why
she's not giving you another chance.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Well, it's very planned to do it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Well, she's not going to expect it. She's gonna be like, wow,
spontaneous phone call. Second date update.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I want to date.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
We're using the word wrong.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
We are to get matching Infinity tattoos by the end
of this, and.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
We will do it.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
We will get the tattoo gun out for your second
date update right after this.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Hold on second date update some people get spontaneous on
a date by skinny dipping, or hopping a train together,
or hopping a train after skinny dipping.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Is this the nude car? There's no plastic on the
seats here?
Speaker 7 (07:09):
I like it, But why does it take so long
for you to get kicked off the train?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Like what they see you?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
But not for our listener, Patrick. He proved that he
was spontaneous by eating a flour off their dinner table,
tipping one hundred dollars before the bill came, and then
getting a shoulder tattoo all mid date house.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Well is it? Can we ask?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Is asking how small are you?
Speaker 6 (07:38):
How small is it's maybe like an inch and a half?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Okay, that's that's not very big?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Is too big?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
But the whole reason that he did it is because
Maggie kept doubting his spontaneous nature, so he had to
step up and prove himself to her. Patrick, You're not
going to try and prove your spontaneous again over the
phone while we call her.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Just a tattoo gun in the background, I'm getting your name.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Trust me, I'm so over trying to be spontaneously. I
just want to be myself. There it is I'm boring,
and that's okay.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
If you want to boring, you're not.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Just don't say that because I was going to prove
how boring he is. Don't say that. Just accept you
are who you are and we love it.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
I prefer a guy who doesn't eat flowers anyways.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Let's see what Maggie has to say. It may have
had nothing to do with the spontaneous stuff. It could
be something else.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Wait to hear her side of the state and her
story from it has.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
To do with the spontane there's no way it's not.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well, let's find out. I'm gonna call her right now.
We'll see what she has to say. If she answers,
let's do it.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Hey, is this Maggie.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
Guess who is speeching?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
My name is jeff from a radio show called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Him, Maggie, the whole show's here.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Good morning, Maggie.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Hi guys, what is this about?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay, this is about your love life?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Actually okay, okay, you're not your life.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You're dating life.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Because rumor has it you recently went out with a
guy named Patrick and had a really fun.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
Time Oh, okay, if you say that, does he say so?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I do say so.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I can't wait to hear how you described this date.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update.
We're trying to help Patrick out and figure out if
there was something weird about the date, if there was
something that you didn't like, because he's a little bit
confused why you haven't met up again?
Speaker 9 (09:52):
He's confused why we haven't met up again?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Well, yeah, he did tell us a little bit w Yeah,
there was some highlights that were brought up.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Confused, Yeah, some spontaneous moments that happened.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
It sounds like, yeah, I mean, I don't even know
how to go about starting talking about this, but should we.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Start with a flower at the table?
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (10:15):
It was like a fun flirting manter and then he
just eats a flower off the table like a man,
like shocked and appalled. I'm confused. I don't know what
to do, so all I do is laugh. But that's
like permission to keep going.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Oh is it because is it because he didn't put
ketchup on the flower?
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Is that what it was?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
No, but you're saying your nervous laughter kind of opened
the door. He thought oh, she's laughing, I should do this.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
It's like my seven year old.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
I was uncomfortable, okay.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay, but it was pretty impressive when he tipped one
hundred dollars.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
It was strange, to say the least.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Why was that strange?
Speaker 9 (10:53):
It was strange because it's like, that's not how you
act in a restaurant. That's not I mean, I wasn't
impressed because somebody that like showed how much money they had.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
All right, okay, fair, we can say that, but you're
still there, like you, I mean, you guys are still
going on the date.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
It's not like you laughed or you said.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
I mean, there had to be something good happening, right well,
I mean.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
How do you even like, how would you leave that situation?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
You walk out the door? Would you no?
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Yeah, okay, call my friend to come get me.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Walking out the door.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
But let's talk about the tattoo that he got at
the end of the day.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Can we skip to that.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
We're all note we do you want to know, on
a scale of one to ten, how badly did you
want to say I love you right.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
When you happened?
Speaker 9 (11:38):
Literally because of infinity? That was just like actually insane.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
You didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
It's funny you said that because we heard it was
an infinity tattoo, so negative infinity.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Wow, that's like matching soulmates.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Really yeah, No, you're waiting outside of tattoo parlor for thirty.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Minutes, Like, did you know that's what he was doing inside?
Speaker 9 (12:00):
I honestly I had no idea what was happening.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You were dead.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
When he came out side with the tattoo that I had,
I like wanted to scream because he even asked me
what it was. I'm actually in the process of getting
it removed because that's the matoo I had with my ex.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Because there was a matching tattoo that you had with
your ex. Is that what you just said? Yes, dude,
Oh oh my god.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Well now you don't have to get it removed because
it matches with your new boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
No sooner?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh god.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Isn't it crazy to sake that two men in your
life has a tattoo?
Speaker 9 (12:41):
They're not both in my life?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yeah, I mean it's like your exit mark, everything you're
done with.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Well, they're not.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
They're not totally out of your life yet either. Because
here's something that's kind of spontaneous and fun. Patrick has
been waiting on the other line, listening, wanting to talk
to you. Oh my gosh, really yeah, I think he's
still there, Patrick.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Yeah, God, as if that tattoo story could I thought
it couldn't get worse.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, Patrick, how do you feel about your tattoo?
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Now? Not not so great? Uh, I'm not sure what
to say. That is who? But you know what I
hate You're that your ex was not as spontaneous as
I am.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
God, Still he keep going with that whole thing. It's
like it's not a joke anymore. It's kind of just
annoying at this point.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Okay, try and be boring now, that's what you said
you were gonna do, right, Like, that's what your goal was,
to be yourself and show her.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Who you really are.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
No, absolutely, I was. I was. That was a really
a real bad joke.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Okay, he's a jokester.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Know that she doesn't like jokes.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I think he's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I feel best, Maggie.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
I gotta ask, like, was your exploring what he was?
Speaker 9 (14:08):
I don't even have to tell you. You like didn't
even talk to me on the date. It was all
about how you felt. I'm like, I don't need to
tell you anything about myself, you.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Know what went on and sat down and just witnessed
a lot of weird.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
When we talked to him before we were on the
phone with you, he understands how dumb he was, and
he said he just wanted to be himself and get
a do over with you.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Yeah, he should have admitted. Maybe he's not misrespontaneity.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
I'm not, I swear.
Speaker 9 (14:35):
I mean, I think he's a really nice guy. I
think he is trying too hard and needs to get
a little bit more grounded with who he is, Okay,
And I don't know. I think there are a lot
of assumptions that were made and I didn't like it,
and I don't have time to give other people chances.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
So you're selfish, Oh my god, Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
No, she has boundaries. Boundaries, there is what those are.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Called, Brook.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
The point is we're trying to help our listener Patrick
get together with this woman that he really liked and
made a lot of effort to try and impress. He
did do that, Maggie. We're all in agreement, and even
Patrick is that he went too far with that.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
We want to reel it back, so much.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
So, what do you think about getting your tattoos removed together?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
And we will pay for that.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Make it something else.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Let's erase all of the past and start a happy,
brand new future.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
With Patrick for both of those too.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Patrick, don't come off his cheap right now.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Okay, well, Brooke Herety spent his one hundred dollars bill
on the waiter already, so we probably should step in.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Maggie, what do you think?
Speaker 7 (15:43):
No?
Speaker 9 (15:44):
Okay, wow, all the effort, but it's going to be
it for me.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I kind of know why her ex boyfriend left her
now after hearing this. Oh god, he's fun, He's spontaneous.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
He tried Patrick to you, and you want to you
want to get a beer with me sometime, dude?
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
I can't wait to see Jeffrey's infinity when it comes
to work up.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Work next week, we're gonna get the tattoos that you
have to like press your bodies together in order for
them to make one giant thing onto Yeah, one cheek each.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Ok Patrick, that.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Might be a little weird, a little like too much
for me. Okay, I'm the.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Weird one now, jeff I've not looking Jeffrey in the
morning man.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I am so disappointed real honestly.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Really, you really thought that was going to turn out differently.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I just feel like men are constantly trying to put
an extra effort to show that they care about these women.
They want to stand out, and they get roasted for
it on our show every single time.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Here's the thing. All she wanted him to do was
be himself.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
She didn't say that, did not tell she said that,
not before the date, after the fact, she said it.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
She said it during the date. She said, you're trying
too hard.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
Just be you, honestly gave him a do not listen
to anything people say.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Really, I blame myself for this.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
It's all about you.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I am not being wild and spontaneous enough in these
calls to make the other men appear more normal.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I see, that's my job.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Although I did ask the guy to grab a beer
and get matching butt tattoos with me at the end,
so maybe I am growing.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
You got turned down though.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, it's a rough day for everybody, so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
We're still willing to help you out, but let's give
guys some credit for effort.
Speaker 7 (17:28):
Yeah, ladies, sure, Yeah, half the room.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
We will call the person. We'll put in the effort
by calling that person who's not calling you back. So
email the show if you feel like you need a
little bit of help, and go check out all of
our second dates where
Speaker 1 (17:42):
You get your podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey
Second date, up date text to seven, eight, five, nine
to two.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And this is for the guys out there, what is
the craziest thing you ever did for a girl spontaneously
on a first date. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
and I'll ask Jose hose craziest spontaneous thing that you've
ever done for a girl on the first date.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
There was one time, you know, when you're leaving like
a restaurant in a theater and they have somebody selling
single roses outside.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I remember one time I bought all the roses.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
He's like four left, like I'll take the rest of them,
and I gave him.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You're dangerous, jo, look out street flower vendors.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You're about to run out of infanory.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I bring it up though, because one of our listeners
says he went full spontaneous on a first date and
now he's kind of regretting it because he's not getting
a callback so allergic to flowers.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Maybe he's like the one thing.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Let's welcome Patrick to the show. How you doing, man?
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Hey, guys, thanks for having me on. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Is it normal for you to get spontaneous on a
date or is was this like a one time sort
of thing, not even remotely.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Dude, I've got to like you.
Speaker 7 (01:13):
I feel like I overplanned, though I don't like that
this didn't turn out the way you wanted to because
she's not calling you back because you need that confidence
boost to do it more often.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
So what was it that caused this feeling inside of
you that night that said I need to do something
really spontaneous right now?
Speaker 6 (01:28):
So I basically I met this girl named Maggie and
we're on our date and the topic of being spontaneous
kind of came up, and we both agree that being
spontaneous is a really good thing. Not gonna lie, I
don't agree, but I agreed in the moment, okay, But
like she caught me right away because she was like, wait,
I thought when we were first talking, you had said
(01:49):
like you're not the type of person who does spontaneous thing.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
She called you out on you agree and call out.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Oh. I had to double down. I was like, what
are you talking about? Was spontaneous? And I took one
of like the flowers out of the vase on the
table and I ate it, and you were.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Going to give it to her, Jose, did you not
eat any of the roses that you bought.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay, is she laughing or just.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Drooling?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Because she's so turned on?
Speaker 7 (02:20):
She's also hungry, and there's only one I was gonna.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Eat that flower.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
She did laugh and she thought it was funny, but
she was like, are you sure you're not just weird?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay, I can't tell if it's a joke at this
point or not.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
It could be, it should be.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
It is kind of borderline between spontaneous. It's just really strange.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Yeah, and now, even though clear I'm not spontaneous, now
I feel like I have to prove my point. So
the waiters walking by and I called him over. I
took a hundred dollars bill out of my wallet and
I tipped him mid meal.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
What WHOA? What did you say to him?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
The way to be spontaneous?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
I said, you're doing such a great job. I just
want to give this to you now, letting you know
that we really like you. I can't even remember when.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You tipped early, because you're spontaneous.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
And a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Was she impressed with it?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I don't know if she was impressed or.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, yeah, probably because it was happening inside of a
jack in the box.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
So she was like, that's a little unusual to do that.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Here you're doing a.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Flowers on the table jack jack in the bye.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay, so was that? Did the spontaneous proving stop there?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
No one?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Huh, okay, okay, there's more.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
So we leave after dinner and we're walking and talking
and she says kind of, I don't know, or she's like,
you know, it's okay if you're not spontaneous.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, but have you thought at any point of this
is yourself?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
But that's just not it's not how men think.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Men don't accept like, hey, you're not that cute, you're
not that child, and that's fine.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You're like, what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah, it's a reverse psychology, is what we're working with.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, you guys have to prove themselves.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
So what did you do?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Well? We were walking by a tattoo shop and I said,
I'll be right back and she's like, no, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You robbed the tattoo store. Oh wow, I got him.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Robbing a tattoo store probably would have been smarter.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Half an hour later and I've gotten a small what
do you call it? Like an infinity symbol?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Why did you go with that?
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Did you say you just left your date for a
half an hour. You didn't even bring her in the
shop with you.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, I should let.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Her pick it out.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
I wanted to surprise her because she has the same
tattoo on the same spot tattoo.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You hold on. What's her reaction?
Speaker 6 (05:02):
At first? I thought it would be great. She was
like freaking out a little bit, like, oh my god,
I can't believe you did that. Then she kind of
then started laughing about it and was like, you know,
oh my god, you're crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Okay, okay, yeah, mission accomplished. You proved it.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
There, So she waited for a half an hour, was
still able to laugh.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Yeah, it's questionable she waited.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
She should.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I mean, if I'm in that situation and I'm the girl,
I would want to know how it ends.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
You're saying, do it for the plot?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Say for the plot? I'm curious, what's he coming back with?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I hope that's the end of your spontaneity.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Or is there more?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
He's like, then I cut off my hands.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Okay, No, I walked her home and that was it.
But like, literally that was it. I haven't heard from
her sin.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
I mean, obviously, you really, really wanted to impress her.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, you know, I don't.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Know if you did, but like this girl must mean
a lot to you.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I mean, yes, I do like her, but I don't know.
I feel like she was calling me out, and I
felt like I had to defend myself even if it
wasn't over.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
She wasn't trying to bully you.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
She was trying to tell you to just like jose said,
pick a random bar you should go to last minute.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I think what we're saying is we're all impressed.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
We're all very impressed by how far you went in
order to make this woman.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Like you for a girl you kind of.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Like, yeah, And so now we're gonna do even more
spontaneity when we spontaneously call her and ask her why
she's not giving you another chance.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Well, it's very planned to do it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Well, she's not going to expect it. She's gonna be like, wow,
spontaneous phone call. Second date update.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I want to date.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
We're using the word wrong.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
We are to get matching Infinity tattoos by the end
of this, and.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
We will do it.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
We will get the tattoo gun out for your second
date update right after this.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Hold on second date update some people get spontaneous on
a date by skinny dipping, or hopping a train together,
or hopping a train after skinny dipping.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Is this the nude car? There's no plastic on the
seats here?
Speaker 7 (07:09):
I like it, But why does it take so long
for you to get kicked off the train?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Like what they see you?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
But not for our listener, Patrick. He proved that he
was spontaneous by eating a flour off their dinner table,
tipping one hundred dollars before the bill came, and then
getting a shoulder tattoo all mid date house.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Well is it? Can we ask?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Is asking how small are you?
Speaker 6 (07:38):
How small is it's maybe like an inch and a half?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Okay, that's that's not very big?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Is too big?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
But the whole reason that he did it is because
Maggie kept doubting his spontaneous nature, so he had to
step up and prove himself to her. Patrick, You're not
going to try and prove your spontaneous again over the
phone while we call her.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Just a tattoo gun in the background, I'm getting your name.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Trust me, I'm so over trying to be spontaneously. I
just want to be myself. There it is I'm boring,
and that's okay.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
If you want to boring, you're not.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Just don't say that because I was going to prove
how boring he is. Don't say that. Just accept you
are who you are and we love it.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
I prefer a guy who doesn't eat flowers anyways.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Let's see what Maggie has to say. It may have
had nothing to do with the spontaneous stuff. It could
be something else.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Wait to hear her side of the state and her
story from it has.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
To do with the spontane there's no way it's not.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well, let's find out. I'm gonna call her right now.
We'll see what she has to say. If she answers,
let's do it.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Hey, is this Maggie.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
Guess who is speeching?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
My name is jeff from a radio show called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Him, Maggie, the whole show's here.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Good morning, Maggie.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Hi guys, what is this about?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay, this is about your love life?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Actually okay, okay, you're not your life.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You're dating life.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Because rumor has it you recently went out with a
guy named Patrick and had a really fun.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
Time Oh, okay, if you say that, does he say so?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I do say so.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I can't wait to hear how you described this date.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update.
We're trying to help Patrick out and figure out if
there was something weird about the date, if there was
something that you didn't like, because he's a little bit
confused why you haven't met up again?
Speaker 9 (09:52):
He's confused why we haven't met up again?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Well, yeah, he did tell us a little bit w Yeah,
there was some highlights that were brought up.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Confused, Yeah, some spontaneous moments that happened.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
It sounds like, yeah, I mean, I don't even know
how to go about starting talking about this, but should we.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Start with a flower at the table?
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (10:15):
It was like a fun flirting manter and then he
just eats a flower off the table like a man,
like shocked and appalled. I'm confused. I don't know what
to do, so all I do is laugh. But that's
like permission to keep going.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Oh is it because is it because he didn't put
ketchup on the flower?
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Is that what it was?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
No, but you're saying your nervous laughter kind of opened
the door. He thought oh, she's laughing, I should do this.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
It's like my seven year old.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
I was uncomfortable, okay.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay, but it was pretty impressive when he tipped one
hundred dollars.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
It was strange, to say the least.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Why was that strange?
Speaker 9 (10:53):
It was strange because it's like, that's not how you
act in a restaurant. That's not I mean, I wasn't
impressed because somebody that like showed how much money they had.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
All right, okay, fair, we can say that, but you're
still there, like you, I mean, you guys are still
going on the date.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
It's not like you laughed or you said.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
I mean, there had to be something good happening, right well,
I mean.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
How do you even like, how would you leave that situation?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
You walk out the door? Would you no?
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Yeah, okay, call my friend to come get me.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Walking out the door.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
But let's talk about the tattoo that he got at
the end of the day.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Can we skip to that.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
We're all note we do you want to know, on
a scale of one to ten, how badly did you
want to say I love you right.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
When you happened?
Speaker 9 (11:38):
Literally because of infinity? That was just like actually insane.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
You didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
It's funny you said that because we heard it was
an infinity tattoo, so negative infinity.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Wow, that's like matching soulmates.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Really yeah, No, you're waiting outside of tattoo parlor for thirty.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Minutes, Like, did you know that's what he was doing inside?
Speaker 9 (12:00):
I honestly I had no idea what was happening.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You were dead.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
When he came out side with the tattoo that I had,
I like wanted to scream because he even asked me
what it was. I'm actually in the process of getting
it removed because that's the matoo I had with my ex.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Because there was a matching tattoo that you had with
your ex. Is that what you just said? Yes, dude,
Oh oh my god.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Well now you don't have to get it removed because
it matches with your new boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
No sooner?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh god.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Isn't it crazy to sake that two men in your
life has a tattoo?
Speaker 9 (12:41):
They're not both in my life?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yeah, I mean it's like your exit mark, everything you're
done with.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Well, they're not.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
They're not totally out of your life yet either. Because
here's something that's kind of spontaneous and fun. Patrick has
been waiting on the other line, listening, wanting to talk
to you. Oh my gosh, really yeah, I think he's
still there, Patrick.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Yeah, God, as if that tattoo story could I thought
it couldn't get worse.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, Patrick, how do you feel about your tattoo?
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Now? Not not so great? Uh, I'm not sure what
to say. That is who? But you know what I
hate You're that your ex was not as spontaneous as
I am.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
God, Still he keep going with that whole thing. It's
like it's not a joke anymore. It's kind of just
annoying at this point.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Okay, try and be boring now, that's what you said
you were gonna do, right, Like, that's what your goal was,
to be yourself and show her.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Who you really are.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
No, absolutely, I was. I was. That was a really
a real bad joke.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Okay, he's a jokester.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Know that she doesn't like jokes.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I think he's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I feel best, Maggie.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
I gotta ask, like, was your exploring what he was?
Speaker 9 (14:08):
I don't even have to tell you. You like didn't
even talk to me on the date. It was all
about how you felt. I'm like, I don't need to
tell you anything about myself, you.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Know what went on and sat down and just witnessed
a lot of weird.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
When we talked to him before we were on the
phone with you, he understands how dumb he was, and
he said he just wanted to be himself and get
a do over with you.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Yeah, he should have admitted. Maybe he's not misrespontaneity.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
I'm not, I swear.
Speaker 9 (14:35):
I mean, I think he's a really nice guy. I
think he is trying too hard and needs to get
a little bit more grounded with who he is, Okay,
And I don't know. I think there are a lot
of assumptions that were made and I didn't like it,
and I don't have time to give other people chances.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
So you're selfish, Oh my god, Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
No, she has boundaries. Boundaries, there is what those are.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Called, Brook.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
The point is we're trying to help our listener Patrick
get together with this woman that he really liked and
made a lot of effort to try and impress. He
did do that, Maggie. We're all in agreement, and even
Patrick is that he went too far with that.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
We want to reel it back, so much.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
So, what do you think about getting your tattoos removed together?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
And we will pay for that.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Make it something else.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Let's erase all of the past and start a happy,
brand new future.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
With Patrick for both of those too.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Patrick, don't come off his cheap right now.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Okay, well, Brooke Herety spent his one hundred dollars bill
on the waiter already, so we probably should step in.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Maggie, what do you think?
Speaker 7 (15:43):
No?
Speaker 9 (15:44):
Okay, wow, all the effort, but it's going to be
it for me.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I kind of know why her ex boyfriend left her
now after hearing this. Oh god, he's fun, He's spontaneous.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
He tried Patrick to you, and you want to you
want to get a beer with me sometime, dude?
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
I can't wait to see Jeffrey's infinity when it comes
to work up.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Work next week, we're gonna get the tattoos that you
have to like press your bodies together in order for
them to make one giant thing onto Yeah, one cheek each.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Ok Patrick, that.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Might be a little weird, a little like too much
for me. Okay, I'm the.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Weird one now, jeff I've not looking Jeffrey in the
morning man.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I am so disappointed real honestly.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Really, you really thought that was going to turn out differently.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I just feel like men are constantly trying to put
an extra effort to show that they care about these women.
They want to stand out, and they get roasted for
it on our show every single time.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Here's the thing. All she wanted him to do was
be himself.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
She didn't say that, did not tell she said that,
not before the date, after the fact, she said it.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
She said it during the date. She said, you're trying
too hard.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
Just be you, honestly gave him a do not listen
to anything people say.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Really, I blame myself for this.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
It's all about you.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I am not being wild and spontaneous enough in these
calls to make the other men appear more normal.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I see, that's my job.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Although I did ask the guy to grab a beer
and get matching butt tattoos with me at the end,
so maybe I am growing.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
You got turned down though.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, it's a rough day for everybody, so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
We're still willing to help you out, but let's give
guys some credit for effort.
Speaker 7 (17:28):
Yeah, ladies, sure, Yeah, half the room.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
We will call the person. We'll put in the effort
by calling that person who's not calling you back. So
email the show if you feel like you need a
little bit of help, and go check out all of
our second dates where
Speaker 1 (17:42):
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