March 27, 2025 • 16 mins
Its not easy to date a pro athlete, it’s even harder when it’s an athlete from an obscure sport! One of our listeners is facing that obstacle, but we’re getting answers from her when she returns again in a Second Date Update UPDATE!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Second date, up date.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
If you put something on your dating profile or your
dating app and everybody thinks it's a joke, but it's
one hundred percent serious. What here's supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Laugh at yourself a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
For example, on my Ja date profile, I wrote, my
mom made this dating account without my permission because she
is that desperate for me to find love.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
After you made the profile, you didn't take that part.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I thought she did make it for it.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
She did, And then I took it over and I
was like, I didn't make this, my mom did. The
women did not think it was funny.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh yeah, I'm not a woman, so I think it's funny.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And one of our.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Listeners, one of our listeners knows exactly what it's like
to be misunderstood on the dating apps. His name is Mike, So, Mike,
welcome to the show man. Hey, how it did say
in your email that women do not believe what's written
on your bio is actually real?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
What's on there?
Speaker 6 (01:05):
So yeah, I put on my profile that I'm a
car jitsu expert. What car jitsu.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Cargitsu, not jiujitsu.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
See Brook, This is why people get confused. Even just
the word doesn't make it.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
What does it mean you like grapple with automobiles?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Well everyone thinks it's a made up term, right, but
I do it. It's a real sport. And I could
you as a video clip in my email.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, I do have the video clip that you said.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Look, let me take a second to show my co
host because they have not seen this yet.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Are you ready to look?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, yeah, okay, Oh I've seen.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Oh they're doing jiu jitsu inside a car. You're fighting
in a car, doors closed.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh my god, we're in the back seat.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Now.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
It is how it works.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Right at the start of the match, you have two
people stood in the driver's seat and one in the
passengers Okay, okay, So now once a match start, both
fighters we just unbuffle ourselves immediately.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
We just attempt to like get at the other person.
We tend to like subdue that in the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh, this is like Brook and her husband at makeout point?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Who the other?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I mean spoiler? But I always win?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Okay, I mean is it frustrating that people don't know
what this is?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Or are you okay with it?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
All the girls ask me about it and they get
really confused.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Isn't that why you put it on your profile so
you could send them videos of your sexily grappling with men.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Well, first of all, I put it on my profile
because they ask you what your job is, right.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And that's my job, jitsu expert.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Yeah, so I travel around internationally for this cool.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You know, slat boxing is huge in all these other
countries right now and people in America.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
But it's like literally generating millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
There's lots of strange, unusual sports that people don't know about,
and it's good that we have a backup plane for
when our careers go down the drains.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I'm going to do that pony prancing one where you
act like.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
A yeah, but how does this get into you and
your date that you went on?
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Yeah? So pretty much all the girls asked me about
it and they get really confused. Yeah, but Catherine, she
said she's actually seen it online before.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Okay, and Catherine is the woman that we're going to
be calling today.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You found the one person.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So did she like take a huge interest on your date?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Yeah? That really helped me break the act with it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, where'd you go?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
We went to a bar and it was going all right,
but things started getting a little out of hands when
we started drinking.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
In a fun way or a bad way.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Well uh, she basically stood up and said, my boyfriend
will take anyone on and to oh.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh, but she called you her boyfriend. So do you
like that or do you not like that?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I loved it?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Okay, Wow.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
She actually pulled out her phone and showed the videos,
so if you.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Ca okay, yeah, that's not horrible.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
But everyone was laughing.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Funny, the move from the front seat to the back
seat was funny.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Roll with another girl.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You don't know, ju just you don't know what's happening
rolling around fighting in a car.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
They were you offended that there was laughter?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Well, I get it's kind of different when it looks
unusual and a little funny. But I've been training for
this for years and I do make a decent amount
of money from this, you know, like I'm living from
this as well.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Does it make sense to you?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
That's all that matters.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
So, I mean, did that ruin your date? Because it
sounds so good, like she called your boyfriend?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
She yeah, But afterwards she realized that maybe she was
getting a little bit out of control.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Maybe she's embarrassed.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
No, well, she kept saying, you're mad, and and like, really,
I wasn't mad, but I was kind of getting annoying
annoyed that she telling me that I was.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I know, I really not.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I'm going to be if you keep saying that. It
really does sound like they're in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
On that and the fact that she was like, look
at my man, that's why you don't want to let
her go. I understand why you reached out to us.
What's happened since that night?
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Pretty much?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (05:17):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
And do you have any idea why.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
She might be embarrassed because she was a bit drunk.
But I don't take anything about it, like, I still
think she's an amazing girl.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
All right, all right, Well maybe you just need a
chance to tell her that.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Well that's why I called. I hope you guys can
get her on the line.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh all right, that is that a threat? Because I
don't want to make you mad or anything?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Do you want to hoping I'm mad? He drives to
the station. He's like, get in here, Okay, we're going
to do whatever you say here, Mike, We're just gonna
come back.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
We'll call Catherine for you, and we'll make sure that
you get your second date update right after this.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, everyone, all right, don't hurt me second date update.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
You're in the middle of a second date update update,
and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Right after you here Part two.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
We've heard a lot of people's stories on this show,
their professions, their interests, and hobbies. This might be one
of the strangest, though, because one of our listeners, Mike,
is a professional car jitsu fighter, yeah, or kr jitsu wrestler.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I said, don't know what the exact terminology is.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's like m it's like a car artist.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, artists whatever. He is. He's a pro at it.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
But somebody who.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Was familiar with it and was proud of him was
his date, Catherine.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
A little too proud.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, she was so proud that at the bar she
drunkenly stood up and challenged any man there to fight.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Her boyfriend in car jitsu.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
And that's where the fun kind of ended, because she
began to sober up afterwards and started saying, are you
mad at me?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
That?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I told everybody about that and showed them the videos.
Are you mad?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
And he kept saying no, and she kept saying yeah,
I can tell you're mad to me you're mad.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And that didn't go well.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
So now here we are days later, she might be
too embarrassed to talk to him again.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
At least that's what Mike thinks.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Mike, are you mad at us?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
If we don't get him a day, So, do you
have any any final thoughts before we call Catherine?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Anything else that we should know.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Look, I really want to see her again. I mean,
it's just really rare to find a girl who actually
knows about this and who's probably going to be willing
to support me through it, you know, literally with my
biggest cheerleader that night.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Well, I can totally imagine her when you're in the
middle of a match or whatever it is, her banging
on the window cheering for you of the cardiot.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Maybe she can get into the profession a little bit too.
If this works out, I'm going to dial her right now.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Let's see if she picks up. Here we go, Hell, Ahi,
is this Catherine?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Is this hey Catherine. We're a radio show.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're
hoping to borrow just a few minutes of your time
if that's okay?
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Uh no, did you say no?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That's funny? Yeah, we don't. We don't get no very often, Catherine,
Can I ask? Can we ask?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Why the thing is? We're not calling on behalf of us.
We're actually calling on behalf of somebody. You know, a
guy named Mike that you went on a date with recently.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Oh okay, Oh wait, does that change things? Do you
want to talk to us now?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Okay, because we don't just call random people for no reason,
but this is part of a segment we do called
second Date Update.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Okay, so sorry, we're on a mission.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
We want to hook you back up with Mike.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Because he told us the story of what happened that night,
and god, it sounds like a fun night.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
It was a fun night.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I have been embarrass.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
He mentioned that you stood up at one point and
challenged everybody in the bar to fight him in card jitsu.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah I did do that.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Okay, Well it sounds like maybe that wasn't the problem.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Then with the night.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
We're trying to help Mike figure out if there was
a specific reason that.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You've been avoiding him or not wanting to see him again.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
So here's what happened. I was embarrassed, and I told
my roommate about the situation that she didn't know what
Corgans was, so I showed her a few videos. Yeah
that I absolutely cannot date this.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Guy, whymates has she battled him and lost in a fight.
You can't date my mortal enemy.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
No, I mean she made some valid points. You know,
he's a professional fighter, and so he's gonna get hurt
and this turns into something more serious. I'm gonna have
to take care of him while he's hurted.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Well, isn't that every woman's dream to take care of
a man like a baby child, And especially.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
When they're retired. They're at their peak, right, it's so
fun to be around.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Don't you think we're like way jumping the gun?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Like, yeah, I mean you are thinking about twenty yeah,
five steps down the line.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Here jumping the gun.
Speaker 9 (10:25):
But I'm looking for something more long term, and so
I pully ha a bit. I'm like, all right, if
we have kids, like I did that whole bit, If
we have kids, how long is he going to be
doing cargets two?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
For?
Speaker 9 (10:36):
Like, he can't possibly stand the.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Kids in the back, and then they're fighting they could.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Start in those little driver cars.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
No, I could see why you would have some concerns
about the future of your guys' relationship, But we're not
the people to defend that. The only person that can
is Mike himself, and he just happens to be on
the other line right now waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, he says.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
No, that's how this works, Mike.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Yeah, well you should you not calling me because your
roommate thinks is too dangerous. Come on, Look, look, I've
trained so hard for this. This is literally what I
do every single day. I trained hard not to get hurt.
That's literally my main job is not to get hurt.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Are you hearing that?
Speaker 9 (11:27):
I understand that they're doing fine right now, but maybe
in the future. I don't know. If someone wraps the
seatbelt around your neck and both too hard, I don't
know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
I would never let that happen. Come on, I got
this little counter thing that I do with my two thumbs.
It works every single time.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Whoa that happens.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Don't give away your secrets to all the card jitsu
listeners who might be fighting you in the future.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
You don't want to give it away.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Yeah a minute, this is like way more violent than
I expected it to be.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Maybe she's saying.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
That's what I'm saying, this is something I have to
think about.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Okay, well I never realized she's concerned about your future there, Mike.
Is this something that you see doing for like the
rest of your life as a way to earn income?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
You say, you make money?
Speaker 6 (12:07):
No, no, that's what she doesn't understand. I do have
a backup plan.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Okay, what's your backup plant?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Would you?
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Sorry? What boat jitsu?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Boats? Boat jitsu? You go from far jitsu to boat.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
No, it's it's it's definitely more safe because if you fall,
you fall in the water. A plus. On top of that,
you have to wear like that.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
You know what your boat jujitsu first thing? Safety?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Okay, what kind of like it?
Speaker 9 (12:46):
Whipping boat jitsu versus car gets. I don't think that's better.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I do think that we're trying. We're all thinking way
too long term here. The whole goal of this call
is to just set you guys up on one more date.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
What do you think, Catherine? It's a date that will
pay for if you're up for it.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I mean, if anything he really likes you, and I
think that's really sweet.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
We might even do like a little day cruise, just
so that you can give a preview of boat JITs
on a boat together, I'm not gonna fight you.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
The captain would.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Put him on two paddle boards. See what happens.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
So sorry, Catherin, I'm running out of time. We need
an answer. What do you think about one more date
with Mike?
Speaker 9 (13:27):
Fine, I'll do one more date.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
There we go, Mike, there you go.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
You have exactly three days to change careers and figure
out how to support yourself financially.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Good luck, all right, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I know I'm not the only one who's been wanting
to hear from these two again. And for sure, finally
we've got Mike and Catherine back on the phone for
an update.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Update a couple.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
We don't even know if they're still Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Let's talk him. Hey, guys, how's it going.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
It sounds like you are still together and unconcussed.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
We are together, but so good.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
What's been crazy?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Just the fighting, you mean, the car.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Jutsu, just fixing his broken nose over yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Each other.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Now, it's kind of crazy because you know, Catherine's been
my biggest fan and supporters.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Oh wow, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
So do you go to like a lot of car
jujitsu matches? Catherine?
Speaker 9 (14:37):
I have, I really have.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
She makes the signs and everything. You're like the one
in the crowd. Yeah, your man.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Yeah, you know. The more we went out, I just
found out there's more to life than just tying seatbelts
around people's necks so they can't dream.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
There is such deep moments.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
All right, that's actually really sweet. So you found other
interests or what?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Yeah, and that's exactly why this Friday is actually gonna
be my final card?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Gets too much? Wait? Wait retired? You're giving it up?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Well, I just I just think our relationship is just
too important to risk it anymore.
Speaker 9 (15:20):
Wait, you can't have both, I keep crying if it's
not getting any younger.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Don't want to be choking people out in a subaru
and you're like seventies and eightiest.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
That makes it.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
To old.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Okay, go at it on. My grip is weird?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Well I don't know if they have it, but hopefully, Mike,
someday you'll end up in the car Jitsu Hall of
Fame and you guys can take your kids to see
daddy's golden seat belt trophy up on the wall and
be like, oh, those were the days.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Do I picture just a Honda Cord parked outside of
a Mini.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Moll the side cropped up.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
That's Hall of Fame on the windshield. Wow. Well, hey, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
We're glad to hear that you two are still together
and that you're moving forward with your relationships.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
So cool now we're really harpy yay car fight.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Well, keep us updated on how your relationship continues to
change and what your next endeavor is going to be.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Mike, awesome, Thank you guys for your hope.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yes, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Second date, up date.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
If you put something on your dating profile or your
dating app and everybody thinks it's a joke, but it's
one hundred percent serious. What here's supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Laugh at yourself a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
For example, on my Ja date profile, I wrote, my
mom made this dating account without my permission because she
is that desperate for me to find love.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
After you made the profile, you didn't take that part.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I thought she did make it for it.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
She did, And then I took it over and I
was like, I didn't make this, my mom did. The
women did not think it was funny.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh yeah, I'm not a woman, so I think it's funny.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And one of our.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Listeners, one of our listeners knows exactly what it's like
to be misunderstood on the dating apps. His name is Mike, So, Mike,
welcome to the show man. Hey, how it did say
in your email that women do not believe what's written
on your bio is actually real?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
What's on there?
Speaker 6 (01:05):
So yeah, I put on my profile that I'm a
car jitsu expert. What car jitsu.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Cargitsu, not jiujitsu.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
See Brook, This is why people get confused. Even just
the word doesn't make it.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
What does it mean you like grapple with automobiles?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Well everyone thinks it's a made up term, right, but
I do it. It's a real sport. And I could
you as a video clip in my email.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, I do have the video clip that you said.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Look, let me take a second to show my co
host because they have not seen this yet.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Are you ready to look?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, yeah, okay, Oh I've seen.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Oh they're doing jiu jitsu inside a car. You're fighting
in a car, doors closed.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh my god, we're in the back seat.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Now.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
It is how it works.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Right at the start of the match, you have two
people stood in the driver's seat and one in the
passengers Okay, okay, So now once a match start, both
fighters we just unbuffle ourselves immediately.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
We just attempt to like get at the other person.
We tend to like subdue that in the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh, this is like Brook and her husband at makeout point?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Who the other?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I mean spoiler? But I always win?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Okay, I mean is it frustrating that people don't know
what this is?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Or are you okay with it?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
All the girls ask me about it and they get
really confused.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Isn't that why you put it on your profile so
you could send them videos of your sexily grappling with men.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Well, first of all, I put it on my profile
because they ask you what your job is, right.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And that's my job, jitsu expert.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Yeah, so I travel around internationally for this cool.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You know, slat boxing is huge in all these other
countries right now and people in America.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
But it's like literally generating millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
There's lots of strange, unusual sports that people don't know about,
and it's good that we have a backup plane for
when our careers go down the drains.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I'm going to do that pony prancing one where you
act like.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
A yeah, but how does this get into you and
your date that you went on?
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Yeah? So pretty much all the girls asked me about
it and they get really confused. Yeah, but Catherine, she
said she's actually seen it online before.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Okay, and Catherine is the woman that we're going to
be calling today.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You found the one person.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So did she like take a huge interest on your date?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Yeah? That really helped me break the act with it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, where'd you go?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
We went to a bar and it was going all right,
but things started getting a little out of hands when
we started drinking.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
In a fun way or a bad way.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Well uh, she basically stood up and said, my boyfriend
will take anyone on and to oh.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh, but she called you her boyfriend. So do you
like that or do you not like that?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I loved it?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Okay, Wow.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
She actually pulled out her phone and showed the videos,
so if you.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Ca okay, yeah, that's not horrible.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
But everyone was laughing.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Funny, the move from the front seat to the back
seat was funny.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Roll with another girl.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You don't know, ju just you don't know what's happening
rolling around fighting in a car.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
They were you offended that there was laughter?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Well, I get it's kind of different when it looks
unusual and a little funny. But I've been training for
this for years and I do make a decent amount
of money from this, you know, like I'm living from
this as well.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Does it make sense to you?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
That's all that matters.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
So, I mean, did that ruin your date? Because it
sounds so good, like she called your boyfriend?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
She yeah, But afterwards she realized that maybe she was
getting a little bit out of control.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Maybe she's embarrassed.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
No, well, she kept saying, you're mad, and and like, really,
I wasn't mad, but I was kind of getting annoying
annoyed that she telling me that I was.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I know, I really not.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I'm going to be if you keep saying that. It
really does sound like they're in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
On that and the fact that she was like, look
at my man, that's why you don't want to let
her go. I understand why you reached out to us.
What's happened since that night?
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Pretty much?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (05:17):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
And do you have any idea why.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
She might be embarrassed because she was a bit drunk.
But I don't take anything about it, like, I still
think she's an amazing girl.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
All right, all right, Well maybe you just need a
chance to tell her that.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Well that's why I called. I hope you guys can
get her on the line.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh all right, that is that a threat? Because I
don't want to make you mad or anything?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Do you want to hoping I'm mad? He drives to
the station. He's like, get in here, Okay, we're going
to do whatever you say here, Mike, We're just gonna
come back.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
We'll call Catherine for you, and we'll make sure that
you get your second date update right after this.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, everyone, all right, don't hurt me second date update.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
You're in the middle of a second date update update,
and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Right after you here Part two.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
We've heard a lot of people's stories on this show,
their professions, their interests, and hobbies. This might be one
of the strangest, though, because one of our listeners, Mike,
is a professional car jitsu fighter, yeah, or kr jitsu wrestler.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I said, don't know what the exact terminology is.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's like m it's like a car artist.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, artists whatever. He is. He's a pro at it.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
But somebody who.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Was familiar with it and was proud of him was
his date, Catherine.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
A little too proud.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, she was so proud that at the bar she
drunkenly stood up and challenged any man there to fight.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Her boyfriend in car jitsu.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
And that's where the fun kind of ended, because she
began to sober up afterwards and started saying, are you
mad at me?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
That?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I told everybody about that and showed them the videos.
Are you mad?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
And he kept saying no, and she kept saying yeah,
I can tell you're mad to me you're mad.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And that didn't go well.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
So now here we are days later, she might be
too embarrassed to talk to him again.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
At least that's what Mike thinks.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Mike, are you mad at us?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
If we don't get him a day, So, do you
have any any final thoughts before we call Catherine?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Anything else that we should know.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Look, I really want to see her again. I mean,
it's just really rare to find a girl who actually
knows about this and who's probably going to be willing
to support me through it, you know, literally with my
biggest cheerleader that night.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Well, I can totally imagine her when you're in the
middle of a match or whatever it is, her banging
on the window cheering for you of the cardiot.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Maybe she can get into the profession a little bit too.
If this works out, I'm going to dial her right now.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Let's see if she picks up. Here we go, Hell, Ahi,
is this Catherine?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Is this hey Catherine. We're a radio show.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're
hoping to borrow just a few minutes of your time
if that's okay?
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Uh no, did you say no?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That's funny? Yeah, we don't. We don't get no very often, Catherine,
Can I ask? Can we ask?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Why the thing is? We're not calling on behalf of us.
We're actually calling on behalf of somebody. You know, a
guy named Mike that you went on a date with recently.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Oh okay, Oh wait, does that change things? Do you
want to talk to us now?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Okay, because we don't just call random people for no reason,
but this is part of a segment we do called
second Date Update.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Okay, so sorry, we're on a mission.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
We want to hook you back up with Mike.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Because he told us the story of what happened that night,
and god, it sounds like a fun night.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
It was a fun night.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I have been embarrass.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
He mentioned that you stood up at one point and
challenged everybody in the bar to fight him in card jitsu.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah I did do that.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Okay, Well it sounds like maybe that wasn't the problem.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Then with the night.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
We're trying to help Mike figure out if there was
a specific reason that.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You've been avoiding him or not wanting to see him again.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
So here's what happened. I was embarrassed, and I told
my roommate about the situation that she didn't know what
Corgans was, so I showed her a few videos. Yeah
that I absolutely cannot date this.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Guy, whymates has she battled him and lost in a fight.
You can't date my mortal enemy.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
No, I mean she made some valid points. You know,
he's a professional fighter, and so he's gonna get hurt
and this turns into something more serious. I'm gonna have
to take care of him while he's hurted.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Well, isn't that every woman's dream to take care of
a man like a baby child, And especially.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
When they're retired. They're at their peak, right, it's so
fun to be around.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Don't you think we're like way jumping the gun?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Like, yeah, I mean you are thinking about twenty yeah,
five steps down the line.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Here jumping the gun.
Speaker 9 (10:25):
But I'm looking for something more long term, and so
I pully ha a bit. I'm like, all right, if
we have kids, like I did that whole bit, If
we have kids, how long is he going to be
doing cargets two?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
For?
Speaker 9 (10:36):
Like, he can't possibly stand the.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Kids in the back, and then they're fighting they could.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Start in those little driver cars.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
No, I could see why you would have some concerns
about the future of your guys' relationship, But we're not
the people to defend that. The only person that can
is Mike himself, and he just happens to be on
the other line right now waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, he says.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
No, that's how this works, Mike.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Yeah, well you should you not calling me because your
roommate thinks is too dangerous. Come on, Look, look, I've
trained so hard for this. This is literally what I
do every single day. I trained hard not to get hurt.
That's literally my main job is not to get hurt.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Are you hearing that?
Speaker 9 (11:27):
I understand that they're doing fine right now, but maybe
in the future. I don't know. If someone wraps the
seatbelt around your neck and both too hard, I don't
know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
I would never let that happen. Come on, I got
this little counter thing that I do with my two thumbs.
It works every single time.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Whoa that happens.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Don't give away your secrets to all the card jitsu
listeners who might be fighting you in the future.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
You don't want to give it away.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Yeah a minute, this is like way more violent than
I expected it to be.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Maybe she's saying.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
That's what I'm saying, this is something I have to
think about.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Okay, well I never realized she's concerned about your future there, Mike.
Is this something that you see doing for like the
rest of your life as a way to earn income?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
You say, you make money?
Speaker 6 (12:07):
No, no, that's what she doesn't understand. I do have
a backup plan.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Okay, what's your backup plant?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Would you?
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Sorry? What boat jitsu?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Boats? Boat jitsu? You go from far jitsu to boat.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
No, it's it's it's definitely more safe because if you fall,
you fall in the water. A plus. On top of that,
you have to wear like that.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
You know what your boat jujitsu first thing? Safety?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Okay, what kind of like it?
Speaker 9 (12:46):
Whipping boat jitsu versus car gets. I don't think that's better.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I do think that we're trying. We're all thinking way
too long term here. The whole goal of this call
is to just set you guys up on one more date.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
What do you think, Catherine? It's a date that will
pay for if you're up for it.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I mean, if anything he really likes you, and I
think that's really sweet.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
We might even do like a little day cruise, just
so that you can give a preview of boat JITs
on a boat together, I'm not gonna fight you.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
The captain would.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Put him on two paddle boards. See what happens.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
So sorry, Catherin, I'm running out of time. We need
an answer. What do you think about one more date
with Mike?
Speaker 9 (13:27):
Fine, I'll do one more date.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
There we go, Mike, there you go.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
You have exactly three days to change careers and figure
out how to support yourself financially.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Good luck, all right, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I know I'm not the only one who's been wanting
to hear from these two again. And for sure, finally
we've got Mike and Catherine back on the phone for
an update.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Update a couple.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
We don't even know if they're still Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Let's talk him. Hey, guys, how's it going.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
It sounds like you are still together and unconcussed.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
We are together, but so good.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
What's been crazy?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Just the fighting, you mean, the car.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Jutsu, just fixing his broken nose over yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Each other.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Now, it's kind of crazy because you know, Catherine's been
my biggest fan and supporters.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Oh wow, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
So do you go to like a lot of car
jujitsu matches? Catherine?
Speaker 9 (14:37):
I have, I really have.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
She makes the signs and everything. You're like the one
in the crowd. Yeah, your man.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Yeah, you know. The more we went out, I just
found out there's more to life than just tying seatbelts
around people's necks so they can't dream.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
There is such deep moments.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
All right, that's actually really sweet. So you found other
interests or what?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Yeah, and that's exactly why this Friday is actually gonna
be my final card?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Gets too much? Wait? Wait retired? You're giving it up?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Well, I just I just think our relationship is just
too important to risk it anymore.
Speaker 9 (15:20):
Wait, you can't have both, I keep crying if it's
not getting any younger.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Don't want to be choking people out in a subaru
and you're like seventies and eightiest.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
That makes it.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
To old.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Okay, go at it on. My grip is weird?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Well I don't know if they have it, but hopefully, Mike,
someday you'll end up in the car Jitsu Hall of
Fame and you guys can take your kids to see
daddy's golden seat belt trophy up on the wall and
be like, oh, those were the days.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Do I picture just a Honda Cord parked outside of
a Mini.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Moll the side cropped up.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
That's Hall of Fame on the windshield. Wow. Well, hey, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
We're glad to hear that you two are still together
and that you're moving forward with your relationships.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
So cool now we're really harpy yay car fight.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Well, keep us updated on how your relationship continues to
change and what your next endeavor is going to be.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Mike, awesome, Thank you guys for your hope.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yes, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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