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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you want to get slapped in the face with
limited knowledge, Then you've come to the right.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Place, because it's time for headlines.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Own Line, were really knock you over the head with
a shocking news headline and give you zero other details
and information whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
This is totally what I got a journalism degree for.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
We promise you will be concussed after this skull.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Throttling edition of headlines.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Own baby like this first one new study finds even
babies have accents, and there's a really cute and interesting
reason why. But I can't get into that because it's
headlines only.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Now this is the only time I wanted audio first, because.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I want to You're moving on to your next headline.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Single Wyoming woman resorts to writing her contact info on
golf balls.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
What did it work?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We'll never know because I just have the headline and that's.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
All that important.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
Also, but somebody's gonna look at it next headline.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
A study found hippos get airborne when running at full speed.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yes, flying hippos. You want more? Too bad? It's headlines only.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
And finally, Alabama vending machines now sell ammunition. No real
explanation needed on that.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Lime state it's not much different there, So we would
to a parade where the kids got candy and shotgun shells, so.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
They're still hot too.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
That was headlines only.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Now it's time for us to get slapped in the
face with trivia by Jake.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Cheeks are out. Give it to us, Jake, what cheeks you?
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Is it a rare occasion on this show where we
can celebrate the birthdays of two famously brilliant people.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
To have someone yelling at us like Jeffrey for the
last That's.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
The way headlines are meant to be, said Brock.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Well, luckily we have that chance today because July tenth
marks the day that these two iconic geniuses were born.
I'm talking about inventor and tech visionary Nikola Tesla along
with famed celebrity entertainer Jessica Simpson.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
The big two.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Both have shared their gifts with the world, and we're
here to recognize them in a special Which Genius said
it Edition of plenty of twenty. Now, I'll read each
of you a famous quote. You simply have to tell
me was it said by Tesla or Jessica?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
And I know you're probably thinking, Wow, this is gonna
be super easy. Jack.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
But I'm going to make it more difficult for you
because I'm gonna read every quote in a valley girl voice.
Tesla did have a valid girl voice from that part
of Russia. Let's start with the women for the last
twenty seconds. Thought Jessica Simpson was the wife of Homer.
That's Alexis.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
He could be Alexis.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Here's your quote. You have to tell me if this
is Tesla or Jessica. Okay, I collect lucky pennies that
I find on the ground, and I keep them in
a ziploc bag. Is that Tesla or Jessica.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I don't know that there was ziploc bags when Tesla
was really but like rich people always save.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
All their money.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I mean they're they're so like penny pinchers.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Literally, she has made money. There's a lot of lucky
pennies in her life. That's true.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
If you're only picking up the lucky ones, I could
see Jessica. We'll say, Jessica, Jake, was that really a choice?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Alexis said, Jessica.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
That was that.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Hard.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
It's as hard as you want it to be. We'll
go to Brook.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Now here's your quote. Yeah, you have to tell me
this is Tesla or Jessica. The present is theirs.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
The future for which I worked really hard is mine?
Is that Tesla or Jessica so tricky?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
But I have a feeling that it's not Jessica Simpson,
that she's not really she's.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Looking forward to the future.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
She does work really hard.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, I'm was sick with Tesla.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Said Tesla. That is, but in the valley girl voice,
it really you're selling it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Ja.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
It's a little second where you think it could be
either way. Jose here's your quote. Okay, when I walk
through an airport and people go, you're not fat, I'm like, thanks.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
That's great, but you know I'm not fat today.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Is that entertainer Jessica Simpson or is that inventor Nikola Tesla.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Tesla was famously body shaped throughout all.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Therush If anybody had a problem with a Papa Zi taking.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, I'm saying, said Jessica Simpson.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
That is direction.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
We're over to Jeffery. Here's your quote.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would
light up the whole world. That Ja Simpson, Nicola Tesla,
there's also electricity. I feel like I want to use
that on the text board when anybody texted any hate.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Not very much. Yeah, so good.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
But I feel like there was a lot of Nicola
Tesla haters like he was. He was really really revolutionary
and doing stuff that scared people, like electricity back in
the day was really scary.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
There's always been haters. Jeff that.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Beef.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go on a limb here
and say Nicola Tesla said that to all of his haters.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Jeffrey said, Tesla, that is okay. Didn't anticipate you guys
hitting all these right. We're over to Alexis. Here's your quote.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
I do not think you can name any great inventions
that have been made by married men.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Is that Jessica Simpson or Nikola Tesla?
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Oh my god, it's married man? Get lazy?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Is that the I could see both, but I'm just
gonna go Tesla.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Jake Alexis said, Tesla, that is oh, okay. Over to
Brook Now, okay, here's your quote. Brook twenty three is old.
It's almost twenty five, Yeah, like almost mid twenties, was
that Nikola Tesla?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Simpson agreed, Tesla is just like a genius. Man. I
can't even talk about it. It's Jessica.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Jessica Simpson, that's correct. We've got six or six I
have one left to so blurred Jake, Jose. If you
get this right, I'll take the shot today. If you
get it wrong, though, you're getting shot.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
There you go, easy one.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Is it weird that I'm taking my Louis Vaton bag?
Can't Jo think for a second? Is that Nikola Tesla? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Blassically stylish bag. Why do I feel like Tesla would
only have a doc off?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Okay, maybe it's more of a broken man, Okay, Jessica Simpson.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
For the way, jess Simpson, I can't believe it. I
thought I could trick you guys. You, Jose and all
of you have won today's edition of.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Kid Shot.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, that's right, since we knew everything to know about Nicola.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
A tiny slipper of knowledge.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
To have been such a power.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Jake's gonna get shock while singing Sweet Home Alabama.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
So go ahead, Jake, God, Sweet Home Alabama, where the
skies are so blue, Sweet Home Alabama.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's your shout Colling question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.