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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The other day, Alexis told us about her recent experience
had a jiffy loop getting her oil changed. Apparently all
the employees there know her because she's self admittedly clueless
about how anything with her car works.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I just get nervous in front of that.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
A whole bunch of airs. They asked her to pop
the hood, she opened the trunk. Yeah, they asked her
to turn her blinkers on. She had the windshield wipers.
You get the picture. Well, the study was done recently
that found the one way you can keep repair shops
from taking advantage of you is act like a car
expert yourself. And they actually published a list of the
top five things you should never say when you're at
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an autobody shopping. This number five, it hasn't really run
the same since I changed the license plate?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Could that be it? The license plate, Alexis doesn't have
anything to do with how your.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Vehicle out, don't I've never said that? Yeah, yeah, heavier
on one end.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Because number four, if I need a new battery, shouldn't
it beat like my smoke alarm?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
That would be nice.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I would agree, that would be nice, but it probably
just won't turn on.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You don't say that when you go in.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Number three, I tried putting air in the tires, but
my lips got tired.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It's not a balloon.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Number two, you should probably check the Cadillac tic converter.
Oh no, no one even knows steal one of those somedays.
Number One thing you should never say to a mechanic.
So wait, there aren't actual horses powering this thing.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It's a joke, right, what what the horse power cart?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
That's what you shouldn't say.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
This is okay, numbery helpful, it's like done.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Those are obvious things you shouldn't say.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Joke, Okay, alexis what's one smart thing now that you've
got some time to think about it? One smart thing
that you're gonna say about cars next time you bring
it in.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I don't know my brakes are really good because I
slam them a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Nope, don't take.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Advantage of me. I don't need those figs.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, more time to think about it, and we'll give
you that time while we get into the shock collar
question about the day, we're gonna send it right over
to our digital man, Jake. Jake, what are we doing?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
There's nothing to hosts on this show, Love more than
their favorite Italian meal.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Take Jose for example. Just the other day he told
me he'd love to throw his face in some pasta
carbonara and do a quick motor boat sessh ah. Yeahs Brooke,
if she can get past the wine, enjoys a like
capraise salad with over seventeen pounds of parmesan cheese grated
on top. Yeah, let's not forget about our own tiny
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food connoisseur Alexis. She hurts her Kraft mac and cheese
with the orange powder still on top while it served.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
To her fancy.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I'm not joking at all. There actually big clump fan,
and that brings us to jeff Or in Italy as
they call him the limp.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Breadstick, not the endless friends.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Normally, his gag reflex is non existent, but with Brooke, yesterday,
he full on chokes in our country's favorite radio game
called Shockup.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, my dad texted me after that happened, saying he's
more disappointed in me now than normal.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I did not know if numbers went that low.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, they're actually gonna restrict my access to one of
my trust funds after it. So, yes, there's only six
left now. I have it rough, Brooke, Okay, give me
some sympathy.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Speaking of rough, yesterday he blew it when he couldn't
remember the name of our own Twitter account, the one
with his name in it, Brook and Jeffy. But today, Jeff,
you have a chance to redeem yourself because each host
will have twenty seconds to answer rapid fire trivia, and
at the end, the host with the most correct dancers
wins and picks will get zapped by an electric dog
collar while they sing a random song. We're gonna start
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off today with the person who spent her entire morning
googling how to say spaghetti in Italian. Alexis, all right, alections?
Are you ready? Yes? You got one yesterday. Let's try
to get for two. Yay, I can do it. Your
time starts now, what's the tenth letter of the alphabet?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Jay?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
The first Indiana Jones movie was called what.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
The I Don't know?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
The Cave Raiders of the Last Arc, Chelsea, Fulham and
Tottenham are teams in what sport? Soccer? Aka football? He'll
get a mental bonus point for saying football. But you
get to Alexis you have control of the board.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, Jose, just remember takes a big man to admit
when he's made a mistake.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'm gonna let you be.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
That big man and let you apologize to me for
embarrassing me yesterday by winning.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I actually do apologize.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Doesn't feel like a healthy relationships.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
A lot of mind games, and I love it. All right,
hose you ready? Yeah, let's go. Jay. Your time starts now.
In what ocean would you find? The Marianas Trench? I
don't know, Atlantic, Pacific, the Shanghai Noon franchise star Jackie Channon,
What comedic.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Actor, Oh, Chris docker.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Owen Wilson Loop Aton shoes are known for? What colorful
feature red on the heel, red bottoms? How many inches
in a yard?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That was a repeat question.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I thought he did in a yard last time.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
That's okay, I'll give that one to you. I apologize again, Jeffrey.
I'm so sorry. Thank you. I'm giving it to you
as my gift.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Oh yay, all right, Brooke, I'm gonna go as fast
as possible because I want you to win, and I
don't want Jeffrey jeff in the room's mouth off a
little too much and not in the way that we
talked about before.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Luck the Fox family mottos kick them all they're down.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
So that's right, Jeffrey, all right, Brook, you ready taught me?
Your time starts now. In the movie The Sandlot, what's
the name of acute lifeguard Windy? I'll give you that.
The Chainsmokers is a group of how many people in
what US state would you find? Graceland, Tennessee? Name the
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game show that features twenty six briefcases full of various
dollar amounts to be a millionaire or no deal? It's it?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
What's the lifeguard name?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Her last name is Peppercorn?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Ok?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yeah, I was looking for that, but I'll give you
Wendy because that is correct. Jeffrey, you need to get
four to have your evil empire take control the clocker stock.
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Let's do this.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Your time starts now. In total? How many John Wick
movies will there be four? What name did Superman's human
parents give him?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I know? Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
No el name? It's Clark Kent. What day is Saint
Patrick's Day? March fifteen, Mark seventeen. Sazar Milan was the
Emmy nominated for his show, where he was known as
the what the cool guy?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Can he just only get one?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
He did get one? He got less than Alexis. It
means Brook you one clocker shocker today, and Jeffrey has
chumped twice in a row.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I mean, Alexis, I'm going to defer to you because
it's your record. You got a record number, right, Who
do you want shocked?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I don't really like decisions, so I kind of want
to pick you. No, I did allow to defer to Alexis,
so I will allow Alexis picking Brook to get shot.
I don't like having to be put on the spot.
Everyone jeff didn't want to pick Jeffrey. Brook asked her
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to open the hood. She opened the trunk and threw
Brook inside.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Brooke is gonna even though she won, she's gonna get
shocked in her own victory. And somebody wanted to hear
one dance by Drake.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Oh my god, that's how I need Henny in my
hand one more time before I go. My powers taken.
Don't ask me next time anything ever again.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
That's your shock collar question of the day. Phone tap
that's coming up in just a few minutes.