October 11, 2024 • 8 mins
What are the items you're most likely to forget on vacation?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and wherever you are,
if you're driving at home or still stuck in the
ballpit of Chuck e Cheese from last night, raise your
glass because we're about to salute our brand new hero
of the week.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeahroom.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Today's hero is a thirty nine year old woman named
Crystal Gable from Colorado who just found out some shocking news.
She learned that somehow she is running for president of
the United States, and she is not happy about it.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I mean, honestly, it's a job nobody wants.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
But she didn't plan to run, doesn't want to run.
But as a hero, sometimes people just recognize your greatness.
How it works?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Could I just ask? How is this working here?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
She's going to be on the ballot for Minnesota's upcoming primary,
running as the candidate for the Legalized Marijuana Now Party.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And I thought you said she was at Kyle.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
How did this even happen? Crystal used to be in
a Facebook group for legalizing the green stuff. It's just
like jose might randomly sign up for like a cat's
Wearing hats Facebook group? Oh that looks kind of fun.
Scragitimately following cats wearing hats on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Okay, but she's in Colorado, so basically she's just on Facebook, you.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Who is?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But someone in Minnesota just randomly selected one of the
profiles from that group to nominate for president, and it
just happened to be hers. She only found out about
it because she has a Google alert set up for
her own name, and it popped up in the upcoming
Minnesota primary.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Now it's too late to have it removed. So she's
actively going around telling people please do not vote for me. Okay,
and I know that's exactly what a hero would say.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Don't you think if all the candidates use reverse psychology
it may work better? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Really tell us why you suck.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Unfortunately for her, the story has gotten so popular. There's
more people than ever saying they're going to vote for her,
and they's a chance she might actually beat the other
two big name candidates on the ballots.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
A chance for that.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Crystal's response, she just rolls her eyes and said, I
never should have joined the dumb Facebook group.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
That's why she is our hero of the week.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
And now it's on to our shock collar question of
the day with our Hero of the Minute Digital Jake,
he's my personal minute man.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Take it away, Jake, very nice, You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Looking around the room at these tired Warren faces, all
I can think of is two things. One, somebody here
needs a die job.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Second that I'm I'm getting my hair done tonight. It's
why I'm wearing a hat.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It's funny because I try to look at Alexis she's
pointed out brother.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
And Two everyone here needs a vacation because she doesn't
love a nice relaxing getaway. Instead of asking you where
you want to go, I'm asking you what did you
forget to bring up? Oh to bring and Brooke, No,
even though you forgot your husband on your last four trips,
(03:11):
he's not one through.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Twenty on this Listrow's that one.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
On Today, Family, you'll be naming the top twenty most
forgotten items to pack when you go on a vacation
in a special travel edition of oh Man plenty of twenty.
And as always, if you hear this sound, that means
you guess the number one most common item people forgot,
and you get immunity for one wrong answer. Let's start
(03:37):
with the man who's forgot to check his email every
day since twenty twelve.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Jeffrey your first Okay, I want to say extra thick
vibrating selfie stick, but I know those aren't as popular
as they used to be.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Hey, yeah, I mean, is that why you don't have
a carry on.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I've been searched and you're vibrating many many times. But
I'm just gonna go with a different phone accessory cell
phone chargers.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, charger number three on my travel adapter as well,
if you're going overseas. Okay, ye, so that was number
three on the list. Let's go to Jose.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Hmmm, Well, I think the most basic thing you could
forget is a piece.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Of luggage, what like a whole piece?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah? Absolutely, you travel without your suitcase, the whole bag.
You forgot it? Well, just like anything.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
As you leave the house, you're like, oh my wall
is at home.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh, I forgot to put the luggage in.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Right, let's go with that.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, luggage is not in the top twenty.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I'm sorry, I never forgot I forgot my clothes.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
No, three bags, you never forgot one of them.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, I want to travel with you.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You travel, it shows up. Imagine Next up is Brooke.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Okay, I am definitely gonna go with a gimme, which
is your toothbrush?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Toothbrush, tooth piece.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Number one most forgotten item people forget to pack on vacation.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Let's go over to Alexis.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm gonna go with it's the hardest if you forget
it to buy a new one, personally a bathing suit.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
God, isn't it the worst? So annoying bathing suit.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Did not make the top twenty. I'm sorry, my list
to my list, Yeah, no bathing suit here at all.
Let's go over back to Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I know what I forget to bring on vacations, but
I'm not sure if it's on everybody's list though. Disguises, bigs,
fake mustaches, and prosthetics. You know, you never know when
you're gonna need that stuff. And I'm gonna go with
something a little more basic, like shaving equipment.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Oh okay, yeah, shaving equipment number thirteen. I'll give you
razors for that one.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Back to brook Gosh.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I think that sometimes because you're just packing all the
outfits that you want, sometimes you'll forget underwear.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Oh my god, you've never forgot underwear.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It's not like I bring a bunch.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
But I've forgotten to her in socks to pack them underwear.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I did not make the top twenty.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I was almost gonna guess glasses.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Are you saved though?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Do you have the silver saved?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, well Brook does have the silver. Wow. Brook has
a silver saved, So she saved.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You forgot to pack the silver save in her bag. Okay,
So back to me, Well, nothing is worse than getting
on a plane and reaching in your bag for your
extra strength prescription relaxation drugs.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And not finding them in there.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
So now you're stuck with your thoughts alone in a
metal tube up in the sky. Give me xanax. You
forgot your xanax specific medication.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Not in the top twenty. I'm sorry that's not in
the top twenty.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Brook.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
That means you've won Today's plenty of funny Wow, underwhelming.
A lot of a lot of answers on the list.
Let me tell you what you guys missed. A hair
brush was number two.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't really pack the first aid kit.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Number four hair dryer or curly iron is the word
for it. Umbrella was six books and games with seven
snacks was eight usable water bottle, contact solutions, makeup remover, shampoo, conditioner,
body wash, bottle opener, sunscreen, bug spray.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
All right, I guess we're Are we good at packing
for trips or are we terrible attacking? I can't tell.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Nobody else forgets their underwears.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
So Brooke comes out on top of the travel lists. Thanks,
and you get to choose to get shocked. Today someone's
gonna be singing anti hero by Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I remember last time I traveled with you, Jeff, we
went to New York and you didn't own a carry
on suitcase. So I am going to shock you finally
for that.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Wow wow, you brought like that full.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Suitcase for one night and we had to go and
check it and use.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Like the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Shamed for the type of rucket that I bring onto
the plane only broke. All right, I'm gonna get shocked.
Then we'll say an anti hero.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It's me high on the problem, It's me tea.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Everybody deep in the throat normally never with that.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Don't forget to pack your shot collars. It's your shot collar.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Question of the day.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Bone TAP's coming up in just a few minutes.
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and wherever you are,
if you're driving at home or still stuck in the
ballpit of Chuck e Cheese from last night, raise your
glass because we're about to salute our brand new hero
of the week.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeahroom.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Today's hero is a thirty nine year old woman named
Crystal Gable from Colorado who just found out some shocking news.
She learned that somehow she is running for president of
the United States, and she is not happy about it.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I mean, honestly, it's a job nobody wants.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
But she didn't plan to run, doesn't want to run.
But as a hero, sometimes people just recognize your greatness.
How it works?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Could I just ask? How is this working here?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
She's going to be on the ballot for Minnesota's upcoming primary,
running as the candidate for the Legalized Marijuana Now Party.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And I thought you said she was at Kyle.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
How did this even happen? Crystal used to be in
a Facebook group for legalizing the green stuff. It's just
like jose might randomly sign up for like a cat's
Wearing hats Facebook group? Oh that looks kind of fun.
Scragitimately following cats wearing hats on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Okay, but she's in Colorado, so basically she's just on Facebook, you.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Who is?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But someone in Minnesota just randomly selected one of the
profiles from that group to nominate for president, and it
just happened to be hers. She only found out about
it because she has a Google alert set up for
her own name, and it popped up in the upcoming
Minnesota primary.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Now it's too late to have it removed. So she's
actively going around telling people please do not vote for me. Okay,
and I know that's exactly what a hero would say.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Don't you think if all the candidates use reverse psychology
it may work better? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Really tell us why you suck.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Unfortunately for her, the story has gotten so popular. There's
more people than ever saying they're going to vote for her,
and they's a chance she might actually beat the other
two big name candidates on the ballots.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
A chance for that.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Crystal's response, she just rolls her eyes and said, I
never should have joined the dumb Facebook group.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
That's why she is our hero of the week.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
And now it's on to our shock collar question of
the day with our Hero of the Minute Digital Jake,
he's my personal minute man.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Take it away, Jake, very nice, You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Looking around the room at these tired Warren faces, all
I can think of is two things. One, somebody here
needs a die job.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Second that I'm I'm getting my hair done tonight. It's
why I'm wearing a hat.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It's funny because I try to look at Alexis she's
pointed out brother.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
And Two everyone here needs a vacation because she doesn't
love a nice relaxing getaway. Instead of asking you where
you want to go, I'm asking you what did you
forget to bring up? Oh to bring and Brooke, No,
even though you forgot your husband on your last four trips,
(03:11):
he's not one through.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Twenty on this Listrow's that one.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
On Today, Family, you'll be naming the top twenty most
forgotten items to pack when you go on a vacation
in a special travel edition of oh Man plenty of twenty.
And as always, if you hear this sound, that means
you guess the number one most common item people forgot,
and you get immunity for one wrong answer. Let's start
(03:37):
with the man who's forgot to check his email every
day since twenty twelve.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Jeffrey your first Okay, I want to say extra thick
vibrating selfie stick, but I know those aren't as popular
as they used to be.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Hey, yeah, I mean, is that why you don't have
a carry on.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I've been searched and you're vibrating many many times. But
I'm just gonna go with a different phone accessory cell
phone chargers.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, charger number three on my travel adapter as well,
if you're going overseas. Okay, ye, so that was number
three on the list. Let's go to Jose.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Hmmm, Well, I think the most basic thing you could
forget is a piece.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Of luggage, what like a whole piece?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah? Absolutely, you travel without your suitcase, the whole bag.
You forgot it? Well, just like anything.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
As you leave the house, you're like, oh my wall
is at home.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh, I forgot to put the luggage in.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Right, let's go with that.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, luggage is not in the top twenty.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I'm sorry, I never forgot I forgot my clothes.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
No, three bags, you never forgot one of them.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, I want to travel with you.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You travel, it shows up. Imagine Next up is Brooke.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Okay, I am definitely gonna go with a gimme, which
is your toothbrush?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Toothbrush, tooth piece.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Number one most forgotten item people forget to pack on vacation.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Let's go over to Alexis.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm gonna go with it's the hardest if you forget
it to buy a new one, personally a bathing suit.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
God, isn't it the worst? So annoying bathing suit.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Did not make the top twenty. I'm sorry, my list
to my list, Yeah, no bathing suit here at all.
Let's go over back to Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I know what I forget to bring on vacations, but
I'm not sure if it's on everybody's list though. Disguises, bigs,
fake mustaches, and prosthetics. You know, you never know when
you're gonna need that stuff. And I'm gonna go with
something a little more basic, like shaving equipment.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Oh okay, yeah, shaving equipment number thirteen. I'll give you
razors for that one.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Back to brook Gosh.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I think that sometimes because you're just packing all the
outfits that you want, sometimes you'll forget underwear.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Oh my god, you've never forgot underwear.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It's not like I bring a bunch.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
But I've forgotten to her in socks to pack them underwear.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I did not make the top twenty.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I was almost gonna guess glasses.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Are you saved though?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Do you have the silver saved?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, well Brook does have the silver. Wow. Brook has
a silver saved, So she saved.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You forgot to pack the silver save in her bag. Okay,
So back to me, Well, nothing is worse than getting
on a plane and reaching in your bag for your
extra strength prescription relaxation drugs.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And not finding them in there.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
So now you're stuck with your thoughts alone in a
metal tube up in the sky. Give me xanax. You
forgot your xanax specific medication.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Not in the top twenty. I'm sorry that's not in
the top twenty.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Brook.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
That means you've won Today's plenty of funny Wow, underwhelming.
A lot of a lot of answers on the list.
Let me tell you what you guys missed. A hair
brush was number two.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't really pack the first aid kit.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Number four hair dryer or curly iron is the word
for it. Umbrella was six books and games with seven
snacks was eight usable water bottle, contact solutions, makeup remover, shampoo, conditioner,
body wash, bottle opener, sunscreen, bug spray.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
All right, I guess we're Are we good at packing
for trips or are we terrible attacking? I can't tell.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Nobody else forgets their underwears.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
So Brooke comes out on top of the travel lists. Thanks,
and you get to choose to get shocked. Today someone's
gonna be singing anti hero by Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I remember last time I traveled with you, Jeff, we
went to New York and you didn't own a carry
on suitcase. So I am going to shock you finally
for that.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Wow wow, you brought like that full.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Suitcase for one night and we had to go and
check it and use.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Like the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Shamed for the type of rucket that I bring onto
the plane only broke. All right, I'm gonna get shocked.
Then we'll say an anti hero.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It's me high on the problem, It's me tea.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Everybody deep in the throat normally never with that.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Don't forget to pack your shot collars. It's your shot collar.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Question of the day.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Bone TAP's coming up in just a few minutes.
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