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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Big sparkly lights, spinning roulette wheels, and a pile of
shrimp the size of brooks Kia.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Nero Vegas is a special place.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, and I know Jose loves to frequent there all
the time. Jose, have you ever been comped a free
meal or a free room because of how much you've
gambled there?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
No, because I'm an idiot and I don't sign up
for the rewards things. If you're not a member, then
they don't know how much. But I've lost thousands of
dollars they should have.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Well, they're like, ooh, dude, keep gambling.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, crying.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Long gone are the days of you sitting at a
five dollars blackjack table for a couple hours expecting the
pit boss to come over and give you a complimentary
bar of fancy hotel soap called.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Those tables are so expensive on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Real casinos pretty much have a set mark now for
how much you need to spend to be considered a
high roller. And the thing is they won't advertise exactly
what that number is, okay obviously, because then people just
come in and spend exactly that much.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
To get free stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Is this whole thing to give Jose some life goals.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm really serious.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I want to hear that.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Maybe, But because according to a professional gambler, he got
gold status at the Cosmo in Vegas, and he did
it after playing seven hours at a five dollars slot machine.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I don't then took his.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Winnings and played at a twenty five dollars slot machine
for four more hours.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
It's more about longevity, not necessarily the amount you're spending.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, you want them to take pity on you for
like just trying and trying and failing. But gold status
got him a free room, free food and drinks for
the rest of his trip. Wound up spending sixty six
thousand dollars while he was there, which actually got him
upgraded to Platinum status, which included free limo rides and
(01:52):
a VIP lounge at the casino, plus a free suite
inside the hotel.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Nothing is free, you guys.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
He just spent sixty six thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Over the course of the last seven years.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
He says he spent eight hundred and eleven thousand dollars
total on slots and wound up with a net loss
of just thirty five grand.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Hey wait, he takes the deal and.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Because he estimates that with all the free perks that
he got during that time, those were worth over sixty
grand roomsho Alexis was.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Right, Yeah, not worth it?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Where it is?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
We all encourage you to empty out your savings account
right now, go to bangs and sit down at a
slot machine for seventeen hours and then wrack the rewards.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
How do you stay alone?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Nor may lose one hundred bucks in three minutes?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Did you hear the sixty six thousand dollars parts?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
So there we go.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
One of the perks of being on this show is
being shocked by an electric dog shock collar.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
So let's breath the rewards.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Jake, give us something that's shockingly delicious.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Well, I know, for some using your body to move
up the corporate ladder can be sleazy yet effective.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, very effective? Is that true?
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Right?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
You should look at Jeffrey for that one.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I actually get demoted, so don't look over here.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
For most of us, the only way to rise up
in the business world is by going through the job
interview process, which can be.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Stressful because you desperately.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Want it to go well, which is why a new
survey asked a thousand people to name something you fear
happening during an important job interview.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay, let's get into those answers.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
In an all new edition of Unglued Family Feud. We'll
start with the guy who, in every job interview has
uttered the phrase, well, it wasn't like this in prison,
Young Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That's a fair point.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Jeffrey, names something you fear happening during an important job interview?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Well, first thing that happens in a job interview. You're
setting the tone with a handshake.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, and I can't tell you how many times that's
gone wrong for me?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
How handshake?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Trying to make eye contact while I'm going in for
the shake, before you know you missed the hand and
you're shaking a different body.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Part told you you need to look at him.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
For the corporate ladder, I'm gonna go with handshake mishap
for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Please show me handshake mishap in the top four. Jeff
got demoted again. I don't know the whole thing I hate.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Is it just being too hungover when you come in
for jobs?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Did come in reeking of booze and cheap love from.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
She knew the industry. This is the only placed hire me.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, but I'm always scared, you know, like I don't
actually want them to ask about my past jobs and
stuff because I've fluffed everything up, like none.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Of it's really true.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
As a rocket scientist.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, they asked for details about your skills and stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
You could go with like getting caught liing or exaggerating
on your resume.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I've definitely had resumes where they'll ask me that like something.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Indeed, I'm gonna say getting caught lying.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Jake, getting caught lying in the top four. I'm sorry, Jose.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Name something you fear happening during an important job interview.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well, my first instinct is to say, like some kind
of bathroom or like stomach emergency every time where I
go to the bathroom, like all the time. So I'm like,
what if I have to be really bad in the million.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Interview and nerves can make your tummy upset?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I think I'm gonna go with stomach issues or bathroom emergency.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Jake, bathroom mishap, I have a bathroup.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I think you guys are thinking too deep onless.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I think you need to go more simple, like for me,
you know, I am terrible with names.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
It is such a stress for me.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Is it their name or your name that you forget
the name of the company.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
It's like it's it's a I don't know. Is there
a disorder where you can't remember names? Probably because I
have it, and it gives me tons of anxiety forgetting their.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Name, forgetting names. That's number four on the list.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
That's Jake, by the way.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Oh yeahson Cally, whatever you want, Brooke, you're safe. Let's
go back over to Jeffrey. Something you fear happening during
an important job interview.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Maybe it's like the way you look, maybe like you.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Have spinach in your teeth and you don't know it.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I mean, I showed up to the radio interview here
wearing a full, like two piece suit, which I which.
When I showed up and I saw everybody in very
casual clothes, I realized I was horribly, horribly mistressed.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I also did that.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I wore a power suit when I was twenty two.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, but if you're overdressed, or if you're really underdressed
for an interview and you show up in like board
shorts and flips flops.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Or something, yeah, be overdressed.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Well, I'm just gonna say, if you're not dressed right
for the interview.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Not being dressed right, that's number three. That's correct, Jeffrey
dishovel the appearance a missap with your clothing. We'll count
that all for number three. Let's go back over to Alexis.
The next person to get something right is safe the
other person's getting.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Alexis, don't steal my answer. You always take what I'm.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I can't think of. What else are you nervous about?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
And I have another one? What if they just ask
you a question and you just don't have an answer,
that's what I said, Oh caught lying?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You said you were lying on the resident. But what
if they're like, what are your goals for the next
five years?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And you're like, ah, I.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Do always get worded. They're gonna ask me ma like
a trick question, like what your musical interests are? You hate?
I hate that question.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I'd rather not take a job.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Like not having a good answer.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Jake, not having a good answer that's correct, sounding stupid,
getting tongue tied, stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Let's quickly go over the top.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Four. Name something you fear happening during an important job interview?
Alexis got number one sounding stupid or getting tongue tied.
Number two was sweating physically looking nervous. Number three was
disheveled appearance or clothing.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
This happen. Number four brook Gott, which was forgetting names.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
All right, well, Jose's going to be taking the shock
this morning. Somebody wanted to hear the song price Tag
by Jesse j So Jose, let's hear it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
It's not about the money, money, money. We don't need
your money, money, money. I knew where the lyrics were going.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I do need money. That's why that's your shock collar
question of the day. Got your phones have coming up
in just a few minutes,