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April 28, 2025 8 mins

Who said it: Jay Leno or Violent J?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And you guys
remember the great toilet paper shortage of twenty twenty right
after COVID first hit.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Dam we had to learn to use your hand.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
No, I just stole it from work.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh yeah, those were scary times in the studio clearly.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, Oh my god, what door handle did I touch that?
Then a couple of years later, spicy food lovers freaked
out over the great sarracha shortage of twenty twenty two. Hey, Jeb,
but this new one is gonna rock Brook to her core.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
No, not if you say if you say wine or chocolate.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
She's triggered already. Brook. It's even worse because right now
a new study found America has a shortage of cousins.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
You know what that means, So books, less datable singles
out there for her to swipe.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
B it's gonna be like cheese or something. It's gonna
be okay, just hold her hands a point. I cannot
believe you just said that, Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well, it's true. The study found millennial parents just aren't
having as many kids as the older generations were before them.
So now there's just less cousins and relatives it.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Is so bizarre to interest.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, it's weird, but the idea is going viral right
now because of a TikTok where a female millennial talked
about the problem and she says, back when she and
all her friends were growing up, there were countless cousins
around all the time at every family event that she
went to.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Dude, you were excited to see your cousins. It was
like a party.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Now though, her children only have two total cousins on
one side, three on the other. That's it for her
entire family. I have like six. Okay, Yeah, it's just
really different now. And now that the great cousin shortage
has officially hit the US, brooks love life will never

(02:01):
be the same. Man.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I've never dated a cousin.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
She only has four.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
That is so gross. No, I have like twelve.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, you know, yeah, maybe brook will find comfort though,
when we get to the shock collar question of the
day with our digital producer Jake, take it away, famous cousins.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Jake, you know, not for me. Today though, we celebrate
the birthday of a.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Late night television legend, Jay Leno.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
You heard about this, really that was a good Jay
My monologue.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
He was the man who delivered singers on the Tonight
Show for seventeen straight years and gave his chin its
own personal ZIP code.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, if he was like he's alive right today, his
chin would have an Instagram.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Wait, hold on, wait a second, there's another famous jay
who also lights his cake and candles. Today, I'm talking
about the one, the only violent j the face painted
front man from Insane Clown Posse. Yeah, okay, that's why today,

(03:18):
in honor of these two iconic jays, we're gonna do
a special who Said It? Edition of twenty You're so
loving you want to pass hour? Yeah, you guys say
number one through twenty. I'll give you a memorable quote.
You just have to tell me was it said by

(03:39):
Jay Leno or violent.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
J Oh, that's gonna be hard.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
We'll start with the woman who's Insane Clown Posse is
what she calls the group of guys in her list
of unread Instagram dms. That's Alexis twelve, Number twelve. Alexis.
Your famous j quote is don't forget about Mother's Day
or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's third
wife Day? Did j leto say that? Or violent JA?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Okay? So I'm going show host or a clown clo wrestler.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
They're like, he's like a poet of the dark world.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well, okay, that.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Wasn't really poetic what Jake just said. Okay, j Lele says.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Jay Leno's got a handle on this game. So I
was j Leno Brook, it's your turm.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
All right, I'll go number seven seven Brook.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Your famous J quote is I don't need therapy. I
got a haunted house in my head and every room's
got a disco bomb. Use that violent Ja or Jay Leno.
I don't consider myself a total juggalo, but show violent
Jow surprisingly nailed that.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I know len Head he went through like a depressive
era for like three seasons Leno did, so it was close.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
May have been a shared quote, probably Jose.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Seven and twelve are off the board.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
All right, let's go eight.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Your famous J quote is my heart's like a pinata
at a funeral, feat up full of candy and nobody knows.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
What to do with it.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Is that violent Jay or j Leno?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I mean, all I can think about with Jay Leno
is his monologues.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
And I used to you know, watch that.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I used to remember the jokes and like a good
writing or whatever.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Are you really struggling with this one? I cannot imagine
him working this into okay, so I gotta go with
violent j is violent Jay?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
I can't believe you guys are getting incredible Jeffrey. Let's
see if you can continue the streak.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Number three, Jeffrey, your.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Famous J quote is the crime problem in New York
is getting really serious. The other day the statue of
Liberty had both hands up. Is that violent JA or
jay Leno?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Well, it could have been a violent J quote from
one of his songs, like get your hands up, like
at your liberty.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
You're a real juggalo.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
But I'm gonna have to play it safe on this
one and say, jeff he's probably a Jay Leno.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Oh, we're gonna do too good on this JA.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Right. I don't know how I thought you guys would
get some of these wrong. Alexis three, seven, eight, and
twelve five. All right, Let's see if I can tricker here.
Alex I asked the devil for a sign, and he
sent me a chuck E cheese receipt from two thousand
and six, which honestly explains a lot. Is that TV
late night host Jay Leno or violent rapper Violent J.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
I just I need to hear this in a song,
like I need to hear.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
This.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh yeah, some say cloud next running playlist?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh, can we play it next? Can we play I'm
gonna go.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
I don't even remember his name, Violent J. Violent J.
She says, Violent Jay. Bill shocked.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
All right, Brook, I'll make you a deal.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
You get this one right. I'll take the shot, and
you get it wrong. You have to get shot the
number one. Oh, I got you on this one. They
said laughter is the best medicine. So I laughed at
the apocalypse and now I'm patient zero with a balloon animal?
Is that renowned comedian and par collector j Leno or

(07:21):
former professional wrestler Violent J.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
These are all zingers.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
We are cracking up by so hard.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
I actually didn't even hear the end.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Of that quote. I think I'm gonna stick with.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Violent J'm sure. I'm pretty sure. Double locking it in.
Triple locking it in, said Violent J. The shot. I'm
blown away by this. I underestimated all of you. I
have lost today's edition of plenty of.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
That means Jake is getting shocked, and since there are
no insane clown posse songs that we could.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Legally sing on the radio.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Instead, someone texted a Empire state of Mind by Jay.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Z in New York, Dreams of Maid. Happy birthday to
all the Jay's out there. We got a phone job
coming up for you right after this, Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning
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