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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I hope you got your passport handy, because we're going
(00:02):
international for today's hero of the wa Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I don't speak Spanish, sofy It's like it's a.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're going to an
English speaking country today.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
With Jose. You never know.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Today's hero is a guy in Ireland named Kieran, and
recently Kieran went to a bachelor party for one of
his buddies, but was struggling to find a good parking
spot close to where the.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Event was happening.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, okay, until he finally found one about a thirty
minute walk away.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
God, I hate that how many times he had to
circle to just even find that spot, like not far away,
you have given up your right you.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Walk there at a great night.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
But then the fun stopped because afterwards, for the life
of him, Kieran couldn't remember where he parked his car.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I mean, let's be honest, Karen. At the end of
a bachelor party, let's not be driving home.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Take a picture.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
He was looking and looking up and down every street.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Jose this struggle.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
He could not find where he parked his car, so
we called a friend. They started driving around the town
for five hours searching for his car.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
You know he's just on his keyfop.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Please, no luck?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Eventually Kieren had to go to work, took the bus.
Then after his shift he'd go back to the area
and keep searching for his car.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
At this point, you have to assume it's a toad, right.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
This went on every day for three straight weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What no clue where.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
He had parked his car that night, and he called
the local to lots.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
They didn't have it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Finally, he called a local radio station begging them for help,
and after describing it on the air, a listener was
able to locate.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
His car for him.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
It does matter. Yes, we could be car finders. That's
what we could be.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That's why for restoring hope and radio Kieran is our
zero of the Wiens.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And yeah forgetting stuff. Now it's time to move on.
I'm gonna get to the shack collar.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Question of the day and I'm just gonna sit back
and enjoy the vocal stylings of Trivia and Wrap Icon Digital.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
God Mode, Jakey Icon, show us your work.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's from Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay. On this day.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Back in eighteen ninety nine, a French guy named Camille
Janatzi did something absolutely bonkers for the time, he became
the first person ever to drive a road vehicle over
one hundred miles per hour. Fast forward to today, Brooks
easily hits that mark every morning while driving down the
emergency vehicles only lane to avoid.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Take by today there was an actual emergency vehicle. Oh no,
but I just followed it. Yeah, it's a safe distance.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
So to celebrate that speedy milestone today, we're going to
be playing a special.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Goer or slower edition of twenty of twenty.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
So you guys, say number one through twenty, I will
tell you about something that may or may not be
able to reach speeds of one hundred miles an hour. Okay,
just have to tell me if it's a goer and
can hit a hundred or slower and can't. We'll start
with the woman who is by far the fastest mammal
on this show by land speed. Alexis your speed selection
(03:44):
is the peregrine falcon in diving mode? Is it a
goer over one hundred miles per hour or slower?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
So easy? He's such a jeff question.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Easy?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Really, this is my son's favorite animal. Well, ty a penguin.
That is grand so easy, and everyone knows that you're
not gonna know him. If he doesn't go one hundred
miles per hour, Why would you know a slow word?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
So he's a goer, Alexis says, goer, it's over two
hundred miles per hour when it dies, right, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's right, Okay, I'm going to go number seven.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Brook.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Your speed selection is a simple human sneeze. When you
say a normal sneeze, is a goer or.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Slower your husband?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
God, No, that's just loud. That's a decibel thing. No louder,
mean faster, No, God, it feels like it goes on forever.
When it's so.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Loud, does it come out faster?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Like in tennis, if you're supposed to hit harder when
you grunt, So does it come out faster if you
make a noise?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Why does it get louder the older you get. It
doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
No, even me, My sneeze are getting loud because it
hurts your whole body.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Why I had one hundred would be really fast? I
think slower.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
According to the air speed out of nostrils, the scientific
consensus is about thirty to fifty miles per hour quick ones.
I want to be like, three and seven are off
the board.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Okay, let's go eight the six.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Flags King Da Ka roller coaster.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's six flags in New Jersey.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
It's the fastest in the US.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Is it a goer or slower? So I actually follow
a lot of like what would you call them? Theme
park pages? Thank you? And there's a guy who's obsessed
with his ride, and you always talks.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
About is this specific?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah on the Kingdom.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Kong King Da Ka King Da Ka, And I gotta
say it's a goer.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
That goes one hundred and twenty eight miles, which is
an exception for roller coasters.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Most coasters go sixty to ninety.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Actually, your face is just plastered against the back walls.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
You guys are three for three. Brook knew hers because
her son knows birds. Jose knew his because he knows
Facebook pages. I'm gonna ban you guys from having any
friends to Jeffrey, it's your turn. Three, seven and eight
are off the board. Fourteen your speed selection is the
cheetah running at max speed? Would you say it's goer
(06:09):
or slower the Cheetah?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
It seems like a trick question.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, really trick about it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
The cheetah is the fastest land animal at like sixty
miles an hour, So you.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Just answered your question. Is it like.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
It's common knowledge? But I think there's some sort of
trick here. I'm gonna say slower.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Top out about seven.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Your face still looks like I still don't.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
So we're back to Alexis need a number nine. Your
speed selection is a sky diver in belly to earth position,
hurling towards Earth. Would you say it's goer or slower?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I love that means yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
He just means before the parachute's open one hundred. All
the photos their cheeks are hold up. You got the
funny faces when people buy the photosh faces. Okay, I'll
say goer.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Alexis says, oh why not? Sure?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Just yeah, she's gonna get it exactly right. You guys
have gone five for five on goer or slower, and
I now am the loser of today's.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Starting to trend? Does this happen a little bit ago?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yesterdays? Are we getting smarter? No more friends?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Okay tomorrow tomorrow, don't make any friends, don't talk to friends, nothing.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
But do we have all Falcon Questions tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Maybe maybe, Jake, you're getting shocked.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Somebody wanted to hear the song fast Car by Tracy
chap So.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Remember when we were driving, driving in your car, speed
so fast, I fella, I was drunk. City lights lay
before us, and you're I'm building nice wrap around my
shoulder and told.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You wrap God right there. Amazing. That was your shot
collar question of the day. We got your phone tap
coming up in just a few minutes, Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning
I hope you got your passport handy, because we're going
(00:02):
international for today's hero of the wa Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I don't speak Spanish, sofy It's like it's a.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're going to an
English speaking country today.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
With Jose. You never know.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Today's hero is a guy in Ireland named Kieran, and
recently Kieran went to a bachelor party for one of
his buddies, but was struggling to find a good parking
spot close to where the.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Event was happening.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, okay, until he finally found one about a thirty
minute walk away.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
God, I hate that how many times he had to
circle to just even find that spot, like not far away,
you have given up your right you.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Walk there at a great night.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
But then the fun stopped because afterwards, for the life
of him, Kieran couldn't remember where he parked his car.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I mean, let's be honest, Karen. At the end of
a bachelor party, let's not be driving home.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Take a picture.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
He was looking and looking up and down every street.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Jose this struggle.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
He could not find where he parked his car, so
we called a friend. They started driving around the town
for five hours searching for his car.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
You know he's just on his keyfop.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Please, no luck?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Eventually Kieren had to go to work, took the bus.
Then after his shift he'd go back to the area
and keep searching for his car.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
At this point, you have to assume it's a toad, right.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
This went on every day for three straight weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What no clue where.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
He had parked his car that night, and he called
the local to lots.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
They didn't have it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Finally, he called a local radio station begging them for help,
and after describing it on the air, a listener was
able to locate.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
His car for him.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
It does matter. Yes, we could be car finders. That's
what we could be.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That's why for restoring hope and radio Kieran is our
zero of the Wiens.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And yeah forgetting stuff. Now it's time to move on.
I'm gonna get to the shack collar.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Question of the day and I'm just gonna sit back
and enjoy the vocal stylings of Trivia and Wrap Icon Digital.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
God Mode, Jakey Icon, show us your work.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's from Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay. On this day.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Back in eighteen ninety nine, a French guy named Camille
Janatzi did something absolutely bonkers for the time, he became
the first person ever to drive a road vehicle over
one hundred miles per hour. Fast forward to today, Brooks
easily hits that mark every morning while driving down the
emergency vehicles only lane to avoid.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Take by today there was an actual emergency vehicle. Oh no,
but I just followed it. Yeah, it's a safe distance.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
So to celebrate that speedy milestone today, we're going to
be playing a special.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Goer or slower edition of twenty of twenty.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
So you guys, say number one through twenty, I will
tell you about something that may or may not be
able to reach speeds of one hundred miles an hour. Okay,
just have to tell me if it's a goer and
can hit a hundred or slower and can't. We'll start
with the woman who is by far the fastest mammal
on this show by land speed. Alexis your speed selection
(03:44):
is the peregrine falcon in diving mode? Is it a
goer over one hundred miles per hour or slower?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
So easy? He's such a jeff question.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Easy?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Really, this is my son's favorite animal. Well, ty a penguin.
That is grand so easy, and everyone knows that you're
not gonna know him. If he doesn't go one hundred
miles per hour, Why would you know a slow word?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
So he's a goer, Alexis says, goer, it's over two
hundred miles per hour when it dies, right, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's right, Okay, I'm going to go number seven.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Brook.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Your speed selection is a simple human sneeze. When you
say a normal sneeze, is a goer or.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Slower your husband?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
God, No, that's just loud. That's a decibel thing. No louder,
mean faster, No, God, it feels like it goes on forever.
When it's so.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Loud, does it come out faster?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Like in tennis, if you're supposed to hit harder when
you grunt, So does it come out faster if you
make a noise?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Why does it get louder the older you get. It
doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
No, even me, My sneeze are getting loud because it
hurts your whole body.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Why I had one hundred would be really fast? I
think slower.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
According to the air speed out of nostrils, the scientific
consensus is about thirty to fifty miles per hour quick ones.
I want to be like, three and seven are off
the board.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Okay, let's go eight the six.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Flags King Da Ka roller coaster.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's six flags in New Jersey.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
It's the fastest in the US.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Is it a goer or slower? So I actually follow
a lot of like what would you call them? Theme
park pages? Thank you? And there's a guy who's obsessed
with his ride, and you always talks.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
About is this specific?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah on the Kingdom.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Kong King Da Ka King Da Ka, And I gotta
say it's a goer.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
That goes one hundred and twenty eight miles, which is
an exception for roller coasters.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Most coasters go sixty to ninety.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Actually, your face is just plastered against the back walls.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
You guys are three for three. Brook knew hers because
her son knows birds. Jose knew his because he knows
Facebook pages. I'm gonna ban you guys from having any
friends to Jeffrey, it's your turn. Three, seven and eight
are off the board. Fourteen your speed selection is the
cheetah running at max speed? Would you say it's goer
(06:09):
or slower the Cheetah?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
It seems like a trick question.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, really trick about it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
The cheetah is the fastest land animal at like sixty
miles an hour, So you.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Just answered your question. Is it like.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
It's common knowledge? But I think there's some sort of
trick here. I'm gonna say slower.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Top out about seven.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Your face still looks like I still don't.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
So we're back to Alexis need a number nine. Your
speed selection is a sky diver in belly to earth position,
hurling towards Earth. Would you say it's goer or slower?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I love that means yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
He just means before the parachute's open one hundred. All
the photos their cheeks are hold up. You got the
funny faces when people buy the photosh faces. Okay, I'll
say goer.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Alexis says, oh why not? Sure?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Just yeah, she's gonna get it exactly right. You guys
have gone five for five on goer or slower, and
I now am the loser of today's.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Starting to trend? Does this happen a little bit ago?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yesterdays? Are we getting smarter? No more friends?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Okay tomorrow tomorrow, don't make any friends, don't talk to friends, nothing.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
But do we have all Falcon Questions tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Maybe maybe, Jake, you're getting shocked.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Somebody wanted to hear the song fast Car by Tracy
chap So.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Remember when we were driving, driving in your car, speed
so fast, I fella, I was drunk. City lights lay
before us, and you're I'm building nice wrap around my
shoulder and told.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You wrap God right there. Amazing. That was your shot
collar question of the day. We got your phone tap
coming up in just a few minutes, Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning
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