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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They say the definition of insanity is doing the same
thing over and over and expecting a different result. Absolutely, well,
if that makes our new hero of the week totally insane.
And Jeffrey in the Morning and if we're gonna talk
about this week's hero. They're from Denver, Colorado. He's a
(00:23):
thirty four year old man who's now become a legend
and goes by the name Dustin Eggs. And police just
arrested mister Eggs because he robbed the same circle k
multiple times over the past calendar year.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
He knows he can do it. That's why Dusty Eggs
is feeling good about himself.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
You actually, when I say multiple times, I don't mean
like two or three times times he hit the same
store ten separate times, all in one year. Is it cash?
You're like, man, Dustin, just go away like we're buddies. Now,
Why is he our hero? Because every time he did it,
he only came away with about fifty bucks a.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
He's a massive if he does it enough times, though,
Jose Rich ten years.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That's fifty thousand, I think, or five thousand sounds good
to me. He never got caught the first nine robberies,
but he'd space it out where about every month he'd
go back and collect the same amount of money.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
We don't applaud tenacity and perseverance as much as we should.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You're right, Jess.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So in the end, he got just a tad shy
of five hundred dollars before cops finally caught him and
undid his reign of terror.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
The cops didn't find him after every time. You mean
the guy like I thought you. He's been arrested ten times.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
No got away the first nine ten times. Didn't man
pay his bail. But that type of consistent persistence makes
Dustin eggs Our New of the Week. Yes, persistence really
does pay off. Now let's move on. We're gonna get
to the shot colic question of the day and send
(02:05):
it over to a man who's been banned from thirteen
different circle caves for reasons we can't legally say on air,
Ashton eggs Our Technical Director, Ashton, I'm just gonna stop talking.
You can pick it up anytime, whenever you're ready. Just
start saying words any moments. Oh, get me to stop talking.
(02:27):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, today we celebrate the birthday of one of the
most influential men of our time, Mark Elliott Zuckerberg.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Oh that's right, a man who revolutionized the Internet and
gave our grandparents a safe space to write their long,
angry political rants.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, any single handedly took down Tom from my space.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah you know, well he turns forty one years old today. Wow,
but still doesn't look a day over twelve. Yes, can relate, Mark,
can relay. You said it?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You guys could be like brothers.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
What a compliment from Brooklyn books. But he also just
so happens to share the same birthday as another modern
day genius, the human keg stand known as Rob Gronkowski
aka grop That's why today we're doing a special who
said it? Tech the billionaire Mark Zuckerberg or super Bowl
(03:28):
winning party boy Rob Gronkowski during Today's twenty of twenty.
You're trying to go away from Yeah, it definitely has
nothing to do with the fact that my voice can't
go that low. No, when you hit puberty, it will
(03:50):
go down. Oh are you promised? Promise you saying a
number between one and twenty and I'll read you a
timeless quote. All you have to do is tell me
was that by the Zuckster or Gronk?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It eggs hard.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
So we're gonna start with the woman who's tried to
DM both. Alexis, give me a number five, all right,
Alexis who said this quote, we need to remember to
start our meetings with more eye contact. Was that Gronk
or zuck.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Just in the locker room with all of his other
like wide receivers and tight ends. Come on, guys, you know,
tough one. But I'm gonna go. As much as I
think Gronk like meetings, I could think zuckerb.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
That's correct. Nothing screams human vibes like scheduling eye contact
definitely not a robot. Well, Brooke, give me a number.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Okay, give me number fifteen, all right, Brooke.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Who said this quote? I was always hungry by the
time we came back for the after party, So for
whatever reason, you could find me cooking scrambled eggs totally
naked at three am? You know?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Was that Gronk or suck The thought of just picture
Zuckerberg totally naked making scrambled eggs. It's hard for me.
I will say, I don't think Gronkowski likes to wear clothes. Ever,
they feel like it's probably pretty restrictive for him.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Definitely Gronk. Hey, I got a double Yeah, that was Gronk.
All right, Jose, please give me a number.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I got twelve baby, Hey.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Jose, who said this quote, I've got five beds, but
I only sleep in one? Was that Gronk or it
could be either.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
That was actually kind of tricky. It's a good one.
Mark Zuckerberg owns like a complex and Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
It's not good, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Make people happy. But Gronkowski probably has a five decker
bunk bed that he and his friends like to sleep.
And his brothers. He has two brothers, right, they all
party together. I could see a couple for his brothers
and then two for the babes. That are the girls
left over. I could see them bunking it Upronk.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Jose said Gronk. That's correct. Okay, Jeff, we're trying to
decide who said the quote, Mark Zuckerberg or Rob Gronkowski. Yeah,
I'm number twenty yo, soy fiesta.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yes a party, I am a party.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I am party.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Now. Originally you would lean towards Gronk on the party game,
but Zuckerberg did party like a rock star when he
was building Facebook. A post for sure, energy he was
slamming that code. Oh yeah, Fiesta, I am also, he's
(06:38):
very smart, he will probably get it right. Yeah, And
Gronkowski did go to U of A right on the
border zero Mexico, so I probably had to bust out
some Spanish. So give me Rob Gronkowski.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
There, that's correct. It an Gronk's legendary attempt at Spanish
during a postgame interview came out, Yo, fies, it's pretty close.
Translates to I am party all right, Alexis. If you
get this next question correct, then I will be the
loser again of this plenty of twenty number one, number one. Oh,
(07:14):
she's confident? Who said this quote? As soon as we
walked into the bar, the song jump Around came on,
and that was so fired up. I just instinctively started
jumping up and down as high as I could. My
head actually hit the chandelier, and although it hurt a little,
I thought it was funny, and so did everyone else,
so I kept jumping. Was that Rob Dronk or Mark
(07:34):
Zuckerberg chandelier?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Also, jumping around is like the whitest dance move that
you could do, and I don't think there is a
whiter person.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
A terrible song choice.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I'm gonna take a huge wrest Gronk.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
You said Gronk. That's correct. I guess he's taller than
Mark Zuckerberg. It goes a good well. That means the
I am the loser of.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Twenty of twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And because you lost Ashton, you're gonna get shocked while
singing jump around, just like Gronk would do. Whenever you're ready,
go ahead, uh jump around?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Jump around?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah? Oh no, jump up? Jump you stay down there.
That's your shot collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Up in just a few minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,
They say the definition of insanity is doing the same
thing over and over and expecting a different result. Absolutely, well,
if that makes our new hero of the week totally insane.
And Jeffrey in the Morning and if we're gonna talk
about this week's hero. They're from Denver, Colorado. He's a
(00:23):
thirty four year old man who's now become a legend
and goes by the name Dustin Eggs. And police just
arrested mister Eggs because he robbed the same circle k
multiple times over the past calendar year.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
He knows he can do it. That's why Dusty Eggs
is feeling good about himself.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
You actually, when I say multiple times, I don't mean
like two or three times times he hit the same
store ten separate times, all in one year. Is it cash?
You're like, man, Dustin, just go away like we're buddies. Now,
Why is he our hero? Because every time he did it,
he only came away with about fifty bucks a.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
He's a massive if he does it enough times, though,
Jose Rich ten years.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That's fifty thousand, I think, or five thousand sounds good
to me. He never got caught the first nine robberies,
but he'd space it out where about every month he'd
go back and collect the same amount of money.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
We don't applaud tenacity and perseverance as much as we should.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You're right, Jess.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So in the end, he got just a tad shy
of five hundred dollars before cops finally caught him and
undid his reign of terror.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
The cops didn't find him after every time. You mean
the guy like I thought you. He's been arrested ten times.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
No got away the first nine ten times. Didn't man
pay his bail. But that type of consistent persistence makes
Dustin eggs Our New of the Week. Yes, persistence really
does pay off. Now let's move on. We're gonna get
to the shot colic question of the day and send
(02:05):
it over to a man who's been banned from thirteen
different circle caves for reasons we can't legally say on air,
Ashton eggs Our Technical Director, Ashton, I'm just gonna stop talking.
You can pick it up anytime, whenever you're ready. Just
start saying words any moments. Oh, get me to stop talking.
(02:27):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, today we celebrate the birthday of one of the
most influential men of our time, Mark Elliott Zuckerberg.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Oh that's right, a man who revolutionized the Internet and
gave our grandparents a safe space to write their long,
angry political rants.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, any single handedly took down Tom from my space.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah you know, well he turns forty one years old today. Wow,
but still doesn't look a day over twelve. Yes, can relate, Mark,
can relay. You said it?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You guys could be like brothers.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
What a compliment from Brooklyn books. But he also just
so happens to share the same birthday as another modern
day genius, the human keg stand known as Rob Gronkowski
aka grop That's why today we're doing a special who
said it? Tech the billionaire Mark Zuckerberg or super Bowl
(03:28):
winning party boy Rob Gronkowski during Today's twenty of twenty.
You're trying to go away from Yeah, it definitely has
nothing to do with the fact that my voice can't
go that low. No, when you hit puberty, it will
(03:50):
go down. Oh are you promised? Promise you saying a
number between one and twenty and I'll read you a
timeless quote. All you have to do is tell me
was that by the Zuckster or Gronk?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It eggs hard.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
So we're gonna start with the woman who's tried to
DM both. Alexis, give me a number five, all right,
Alexis who said this quote, we need to remember to
start our meetings with more eye contact. Was that Gronk
or zuck.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Just in the locker room with all of his other
like wide receivers and tight ends. Come on, guys, you know,
tough one. But I'm gonna go. As much as I
think Gronk like meetings, I could think zuckerb.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
That's correct. Nothing screams human vibes like scheduling eye contact
definitely not a robot. Well, Brooke, give me a number.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Okay, give me number fifteen, all right, Brooke.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Who said this quote? I was always hungry by the
time we came back for the after party, So for
whatever reason, you could find me cooking scrambled eggs totally
naked at three am? You know?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Was that Gronk or suck The thought of just picture
Zuckerberg totally naked making scrambled eggs. It's hard for me.
I will say, I don't think Gronkowski likes to wear clothes. Ever,
they feel like it's probably pretty restrictive for him.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Definitely Gronk. Hey, I got a double Yeah, that was Gronk.
All right, Jose, please give me a number.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I got twelve baby, Hey.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Jose, who said this quote, I've got five beds, but
I only sleep in one? Was that Gronk or it
could be either.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
That was actually kind of tricky. It's a good one.
Mark Zuckerberg owns like a complex and Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
It's not good, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Make people happy. But Gronkowski probably has a five decker
bunk bed that he and his friends like to sleep.
And his brothers. He has two brothers, right, they all
party together. I could see a couple for his brothers
and then two for the babes. That are the girls
left over. I could see them bunking it Upronk.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Jose said Gronk. That's correct. Okay, Jeff, we're trying to
decide who said the quote, Mark Zuckerberg or Rob Gronkowski. Yeah,
I'm number twenty yo, soy fiesta.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yes a party, I am a party.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I am party.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Now. Originally you would lean towards Gronk on the party game,
but Zuckerberg did party like a rock star when he
was building Facebook. A post for sure, energy he was
slamming that code. Oh yeah, Fiesta, I am also, he's
(06:38):
very smart, he will probably get it right. Yeah, And
Gronkowski did go to U of A right on the
border zero Mexico, so I probably had to bust out
some Spanish. So give me Rob Gronkowski.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
There, that's correct. It an Gronk's legendary attempt at Spanish
during a postgame interview came out, Yo, fies, it's pretty close.
Translates to I am party all right, Alexis. If you
get this next question correct, then I will be the
loser again of this plenty of twenty number one, number one. Oh,
(07:14):
she's confident? Who said this quote? As soon as we
walked into the bar, the song jump Around came on,
and that was so fired up. I just instinctively started
jumping up and down as high as I could. My
head actually hit the chandelier, and although it hurt a little,
I thought it was funny, and so did everyone else,
so I kept jumping. Was that Rob Dronk or Mark
(07:34):
Zuckerberg chandelier?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Also, jumping around is like the whitest dance move that
you could do, and I don't think there is a
whiter person.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
A terrible song choice.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I'm gonna take a huge wrest Gronk.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
You said Gronk. That's correct. I guess he's taller than
Mark Zuckerberg. It goes a good well. That means the
I am the loser of.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Twenty of twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And because you lost Ashton, you're gonna get shocked while
singing jump around, just like Gronk would do. Whenever you're ready,
go ahead, uh jump around?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Jump around?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah? Oh no, jump up? Jump you stay down there.
That's your shot collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Up in just a few minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,
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