May 19, 2025 • 8 mins
Are these Miss America Contestant quotes real or did we just make them up?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Think back to your high school days and tell me, did.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You ever cheat like a test?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh, it's broken Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah, yeah, I'm
not talking about cheating on your boyfriend or your girlfriend
or your cousin with benefits here because we all know
the answer.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You cheated. Yeah, and my teachers told me after I
graduated how they saw me do it all the time.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Stop, yeah, get away with this. I never cheated on
the cheating a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well. A new study found sixty percent of adults claim
they never cheated on any homework or any tests ever,
all throughout of high school.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Yeah, is reading the cliff notes?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Was that cheating?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
No, that's smart. Okay, that's doing less for more, you.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Know what I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, as long as you didn't just copy them down.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
No, I had my mom copy them. That's totally different.
Twenty eight percent said that they cheated just occasionally, and
only four percent admit they did it frequently.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
The alexis of the.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
To coach high school. So if you're listening, kids, I
did not.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I retract myself.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Because you're sounding mighty proud at the beginning of this.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Day.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Listen to some of the facts that she gives out
and you can tell she did put her time in.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
That's true. I know.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Here's the thing. You can't cheat in the shock collar
question of the day.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Trust me, I've tried and it never works.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
So let's send it over to the man who would
prefer not to say if he hooked up with the
entire Dallas Cowboys cheerleading team. Our technical director asht him
he'd rather not say. I don't Frankly, I don't want
to know.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
So just get to the questions, because well, on this
day in nineteen eighty one, controversy rocked the Miss USA
pageant when Miss New York State Deborah and Fountain was
disqualified for the most heinous of crimes what she do.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Her bra And while Debra got booted for fluffing her cap.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
That is crazy. She honestly got kicked out.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
She did not cool, while other contestants have lost in
more embarrassing ways by fumbling their words, for example during
the interview part of the context. So that's why today
I'm going to quiz all of you on the most
shocking Miss America quotes of all time during a special
(02:32):
pageant faux Pas edition of Man Plenty of twenty so
you guys say number between one and twenty. I'll read
you a cringey quote given by a real Miss America contestant.
You just have to tell me did they really say
that on stage? Or is it made up? So we're
(02:52):
gonna start with the woman who never fumbles her words,
just her cell phones. That's Alexis three, all right, number three.
Your pageant faux pas happened at the Miss Ohio t
and USA pageant in twenty ten. Brooke Madison James said,
I think climate change is bad but also good because
without it we wouldn't have summer. Was that quote real
(03:15):
or did we make that up?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It just rerids me the mis geniality.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's the thing about that movie, is it face?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
It's so true all the it's real.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So let's go real.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Ashon, I'm sorry that was made up?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh man, I just like climate change.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
You've heard it here first.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
People don't read your sarcasm, you too, Brook, Give me
a number please, okay, give me number seven.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Your pageant faux pas happened during the Miss Universe pageant
in the year two thousand, when Ben and Zuelan beauty
Martina Thoroughgood said, I want to be a marine biologist
because I love hamburgers and dolphins are my favorite fish.
Was that quote real or made up?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Hold on, no eating a dolphin.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm trying to understand the association.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I spent so my best friend was Miss Montana, and
I spent a lot of time at Page's. Here's the
thing answering, Jeff, She'll give it you after you.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
When you go up to Miss Universe.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
All of these women are expected to answer in English
when it's not their first language. That's why I think
this could actually be real. Is maybe she just mixed
up some words when she was nervous, so I will
say it is real.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Good logic.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Ah, that's correct.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You didn't have to bash the English language though in
your explanation the English language is beautiful.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Jose, please give me a number.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Let's go number one like the pageant winner.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
No, Jose, your pageant faux pas happened during Miss Texas
USA in twenty twelve in Texas when Tiffany Rain said,
I want to start a charity for kids who don't
no cursive because every autograph starts with the dream. Was
that ruler made up?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's actually autograph?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
It's very poignant.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Actually, I mean if they took that back to the
school board, the school board probably cursive in all schools
they took it out right.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Well, it makes sense, like if you want to be
famous one day, you have to learn how to do
cursive to sign autographs, otherwise you'll never make it.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I feel like this has gotta be fake. Really, I
don't think it's Yeah, that's correct, it was fake. I
wanted to be real. But come on, Okay, Jeff, we
are talking about the pageant faux pause that have happened
throughout history.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Give me a number eighteen.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Your pageant faux pas happened in two thousand and nine
during the Miss Florida USA contest. Okay, Natalie Richardson said,
if we all just unplugged our toasters at night, I
think world peace would be way more possible. Is that
real or made up?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Why?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
What's the logic.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Saving electricity? Yeah, it's causing the energy shortage, which leads
to wars because now we have to go steel, oil,
and power from other countries.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, there's so many brilliant women here, so I'm gonna
say this is one hundred percent real.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Oh wow, you said real. I'm sorry it was made up,
Thank goodness. Oh no, Okay, Brook, If you get this correct,
you and Jose will be the co champs of today's
Plenty of twenty.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You got to split that crown in half.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I'm taking the sash. Give me number, my lucky number, seventeen.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Okay, Brook, Your pageant faux pas happened during Miss Universe
in nineteen ninety four, when Denise Fluriano from Venezuela was
asked the question, if you could be born again, who
would you like to be? Her answer, I would like
to be born is Audrey Hepburn because she's a very
beautiful person and she's dead.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Was that real?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Made up?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Well, it makes sense. You don't want to be born
as somebody who's still around, then there's gonna be two
of them.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
That person would be annoyed if Audrey Heppern was still
alive to be like.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yo, I'm me not you.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I mean it's logical. Actually, so I'm gonna say it's real.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
It makes sense. That was real. That means Jose and
Brook are the duo winners of this is where we cried, Yeah,
so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So you guys get to choose who get shocked while
singing the theme song to the Miss America pageant. Who's
it gonna be?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, I mean he is our mister runner runner around.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I was mister.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Title.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
There she is Miss America.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Did they added a shot collar to the interview portion
of the pageant?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh, it would be the highest rated thing in all
of the country. That's your shock collar question of the day.
I got your phonesab coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
Think back to your high school days and tell me, did.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You ever cheat like a test?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh, it's broken Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah, yeah, I'm
not talking about cheating on your boyfriend or your girlfriend
or your cousin with benefits here because we all know
the answer.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You cheated. Yeah, and my teachers told me after I
graduated how they saw me do it all the time.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Stop, yeah, get away with this. I never cheated on
the cheating a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well. A new study found sixty percent of adults claim
they never cheated on any homework or any tests ever,
all throughout of high school.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Yeah, is reading the cliff notes?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Was that cheating?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
No, that's smart. Okay, that's doing less for more, you.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Know what I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, as long as you didn't just copy them down.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
No, I had my mom copy them. That's totally different.
Twenty eight percent said that they cheated just occasionally, and
only four percent admit they did it frequently.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
The alexis of the.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
To coach high school. So if you're listening, kids, I
did not.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I retract myself.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Because you're sounding mighty proud at the beginning of this.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Day.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Listen to some of the facts that she gives out
and you can tell she did put her time in.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
That's true. I know.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Here's the thing. You can't cheat in the shock collar
question of the day.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Trust me, I've tried and it never works.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
So let's send it over to the man who would
prefer not to say if he hooked up with the
entire Dallas Cowboys cheerleading team. Our technical director asht him
he'd rather not say. I don't Frankly, I don't want
to know.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
So just get to the questions, because well, on this
day in nineteen eighty one, controversy rocked the Miss USA
pageant when Miss New York State Deborah and Fountain was
disqualified for the most heinous of crimes what she do.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Her bra And while Debra got booted for fluffing her cap.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
That is crazy. She honestly got kicked out.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
She did not cool, while other contestants have lost in
more embarrassing ways by fumbling their words, for example during
the interview part of the context. So that's why today
I'm going to quiz all of you on the most
shocking Miss America quotes of all time during a special
(02:32):
pageant faux Pas edition of Man Plenty of twenty so
you guys say number between one and twenty. I'll read
you a cringey quote given by a real Miss America contestant.
You just have to tell me did they really say
that on stage? Or is it made up? So we're
(02:52):
gonna start with the woman who never fumbles her words,
just her cell phones. That's Alexis three, all right, number three.
Your pageant faux pas happened at the Miss Ohio t
and USA pageant in twenty ten. Brooke Madison James said,
I think climate change is bad but also good because
without it we wouldn't have summer. Was that quote real
(03:15):
or did we make that up?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It just rerids me the mis geniality.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's the thing about that movie, is it face?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
It's so true all the it's real.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So let's go real.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Ashon, I'm sorry that was made up?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh man, I just like climate change.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
You've heard it here first.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
People don't read your sarcasm, you too, Brook, Give me
a number please, okay, give me number seven.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Your pageant faux pas happened during the Miss Universe pageant
in the year two thousand, when Ben and Zuelan beauty
Martina Thoroughgood said, I want to be a marine biologist
because I love hamburgers and dolphins are my favorite fish.
Was that quote real or made up?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Hold on, no eating a dolphin.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm trying to understand the association.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I spent so my best friend was Miss Montana, and
I spent a lot of time at Page's. Here's the
thing answering, Jeff, She'll give it you after you.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
When you go up to Miss Universe.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
All of these women are expected to answer in English
when it's not their first language. That's why I think
this could actually be real. Is maybe she just mixed
up some words when she was nervous, so I will
say it is real.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Good logic.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Ah, that's correct.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You didn't have to bash the English language though in
your explanation the English language is beautiful.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Jose, please give me a number.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Let's go number one like the pageant winner.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
No, Jose, your pageant faux pas happened during Miss Texas
USA in twenty twelve in Texas when Tiffany Rain said,
I want to start a charity for kids who don't
no cursive because every autograph starts with the dream. Was
that ruler made up?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's actually autograph?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
It's very poignant.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Actually, I mean if they took that back to the
school board, the school board probably cursive in all schools
they took it out right.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Well, it makes sense, like if you want to be
famous one day, you have to learn how to do
cursive to sign autographs, otherwise you'll never make it.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I feel like this has gotta be fake. Really, I
don't think it's Yeah, that's correct, it was fake. I
wanted to be real. But come on, Okay, Jeff, we
are talking about the pageant faux pause that have happened
throughout history.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Give me a number eighteen.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Your pageant faux pas happened in two thousand and nine
during the Miss Florida USA contest. Okay, Natalie Richardson said,
if we all just unplugged our toasters at night, I
think world peace would be way more possible. Is that
real or made up?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Why?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
What's the logic.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Saving electricity? Yeah, it's causing the energy shortage, which leads
to wars because now we have to go steel, oil,
and power from other countries.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, there's so many brilliant women here, so I'm gonna
say this is one hundred percent real.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Oh wow, you said real. I'm sorry it was made up,
Thank goodness. Oh no, Okay, Brook, If you get this correct,
you and Jose will be the co champs of today's
Plenty of twenty.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You got to split that crown in half.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I'm taking the sash. Give me number, my lucky number, seventeen.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Okay, Brook, Your pageant faux pas happened during Miss Universe
in nineteen ninety four, when Denise Fluriano from Venezuela was
asked the question, if you could be born again, who
would you like to be? Her answer, I would like
to be born is Audrey Hepburn because she's a very
beautiful person and she's dead.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Was that real?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Made up?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Well, it makes sense. You don't want to be born
as somebody who's still around, then there's gonna be two
of them.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
That person would be annoyed if Audrey Heppern was still
alive to be like.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yo, I'm me not you.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I mean it's logical. Actually, so I'm gonna say it's real.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
It makes sense. That was real. That means Jose and
Brook are the duo winners of this is where we cried, Yeah,
so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So you guys get to choose who get shocked while
singing the theme song to the Miss America pageant. Who's
it gonna be?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, I mean he is our mister runner runner around.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I was mister.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Title.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
There she is Miss America.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Did they added a shot collar to the interview portion
of the pageant?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh, it would be the highest rated thing in all
of the country. That's your shock collar question of the day.
I got your phonesab coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
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