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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We always talk about how technology has improved our lives. Yeah,
but it's also made it a lot harder for people
to cheat on their spouses.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
In the morning. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Maybe both gave people one more options. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I don't know why I'm saying it like it's a
bad thing, but it is a little unnerving when your
possessions snitch on you.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Oh okay, we got a smart fridge out in a
cheating husband almost.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's kind of like what happened recently in the UK
when a woman figured out that her husband was cheating
on her thanks to his loose lipped toothbrush.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Toothbrush turned on them.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Wait, they a talking toothbrushes in the UK.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
This lady was trying to improve her children's brushing habits
by getting everybody smart toothbrushes that has an app to
monitor when you use it.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I have that for my kids and it plays a
little game yeah and up and down like.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You're suspicious of your husband.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Nobody gives him little rewards and they get like different
little avatars for their little toothbrush.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Guy here, look, I'm a video game streamer. That sounds
like a fun game. You would, well, this lady noticed
that one brush was getting used at weird times of
the day when her kids were supposed to be at
school and her husband was supposed to be at work.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
That she thought, if.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
He's leaving for work at eight thirty in the morning,
why does his toothbrush say he's back home brushing two
hours later?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I would think it was just a weird technology glitch.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It Yeah, turns out he'd been having an affair with
a co worker right in the family home, thinking nobody
would be there to catch.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Him sharing his toothbrush. I know he's.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Brushing his own after he's done.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I literally I followed you.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
But that toothbrush wasn't gonna stay quiet despite its noise
canceling technology. It spoke out, and it thought, I'm going
to destroy this marriage.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
The toothbrush the man.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, the toothbrush is the one.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
That brought it down. Two brush is the hero. There
you go.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Can't trust anything anymore, not your toasters, not your toothbrushes,
your room buzz, not even your smart self cleaning cat
litter boxes.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I was not your cheat and spouse in that list
of things.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You can't I don't even trust this microphone in front
of me. I have a feeling it's listening to everything
I'm saying, probably recording it so we could turn on
me during.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
The shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
So Ashton, turn off my microphone.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I am not gonna help you.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Well, Jake reads the question.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
No, turn it off.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I don't want to be hurt. Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I know it's been twenty four hours, but I'm still
not happy saying something.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm not happy either, Jake.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yesterday, when I queezed you on popular grocery store products
talking about the real ingredients inside them, everybody got their
answers right, And if you all look smart and knowledgeable,
then I'm clearly not doing my job. So this time around,
I'm gonna make things way harder. A threat. I'm going
(03:17):
to give you food items that sound like they're real
but they're crammed with fake stuff, and other products that
sound like they're full of artificial crap, but they're actually
packed with healthy nutrients.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Oh god.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Threat, And we're going to do another more or less
edition of blenty of twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
My god, I've never had such an aggressive health less.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
All right, buffoons, you say a number one for twenty,
I'll tell you about a popular grocery store product. You
just have to say if it contains more or less
than fifty percent real ingredients. We'll start with the woman
who is rocking less than fifty percent of her natural
hair color today less. Yeah, I'm doing mean stuff today.
How about a number number six. Your food product is
(03:59):
chicken McNuggets. Oh would you say just one McNugget is
more or less than fifty percent real chicken?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I don't know, considering I've got chicken tenders three days
this week for lunch and twice for dinner. I mean,
I hope it's more. That's all I had in the
house was frozen chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh God, Food Alexis says, more Big, Alexis. They're now
made with white, boneless chicken breast as the main ingredient.
Pre two thousand and three, they were using more skin
in filler.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, that was when it was good.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah, half back.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Broke, it's your turn. Six is off the board, all right,
give me twelve twelve broke. Your food product is something
called I can't believe it's not butter. Is it more
or less than fifty percent real butter? Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I was totally into this. It was like I was
a teenager and it's like, not gonna eat any fat ever.
And I got we got the spray one.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh all, my mom is growing up too.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, we would use it all the time too, but
not for eating. For massages self, gross, really really good is.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Why Fabio was the spokesperson. Now it's coming full circle.
I don't think it was butter. I think that it
was margarine, which is made out of oil, So I'm
gonna say less.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah. Correct, it contains zero percent butter, vegetable oils, flavorings,
and something called water.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, it sounds unhealthy.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Hose your product is hers She's chocolate syrup. Is it
more or less than fifty percent real cocoa?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Man, I assume their syrup is literally just the melted
chocolate with some more oil or something added.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, but do you even think Hershey's chocolate is more
than fifty percent cocoa? Like when you think about dark chalk.
I'm a chocolate expert.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, yeah, she's right, it's a dark or dark chocolate
is higher percentage of cocoa.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
The syrup looks dark.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
But does it taste like cocoa?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Does it taste dark?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Dark?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
So I'm gonna say it is more Jose says more
than fifty percent real cocoa and Hershey chocolate syrup. Yeah,
said Dynamite.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Answer Jose, I never thought that would be right.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You might think it's mostly corn syrup and cocoa flavoring.
It's actually more than fifty percent real cocoa and sugar
contains genuine cocoa and sugar is the main ingredients, with
water and preservatives. As the second.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Team waters it more like.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Two days seven straight correct answers. We know our foods.
I am dying inside slowly more than usual, Jeffrey. And
so we move on to you for this answer.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Six twelve and three year off the board nineteen.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Your product is craft parmesan cheese. Is it more or
less than fifty percent real parmesan cheese?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Is so good even though it looks like sawdust?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I saw dust? Yeah, isn't that the thing that I thought?
There was a whole study.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
That they did on parmesan cheese. The ones that are
like pregraded in the bad are like talking about Yeah,
it's like mostly paper and wood.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah. Why can you keep it in the cupboard? Why
does it not have to be refridge? Oh? I keep
mine in the fridge I'm not talking about actual parmesan cheese.
He's talking about the craft I don't want. I probably
didn't have that.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, No, there's there's no way that there's any real
cheese in that.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I'm saying less.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Jeffrey says less than fifty parmesan in the craft dust.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
There is more.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
It's actually over ninety cheese with a little cellulose powder
and some preservatives. The declumper, Jeffrey, you made my day
getting that wrong, which means I'm safe after today's up
to empty.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I knew that this microphone was going to turn against
me and came through to bring me down. Jake fans
are going on on the text, fort two of them.
I'm getting shocked while singing in the club by fifty cents.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Oh yeah, you are got shorty. It's your birthday. Were
gonna party like it is your birthday. We gonna sip
bocatdy like is your birthday. And you know we don't
give up because it's your botday. It's your Oh I
love that shot collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,