June 11, 2025 • 8 mins
Are these theme parks real or did we just make them up?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We have many international listeners. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's so cool. People all over the world have found
our podcasts. I love it.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
How many people write to us on Spotify or on
Apple saying like, Hey, I listened to your podcast over
in Zimbabwe and we want to say thank you to
all of our fans abroad. But also if you want
to come visit us here in America, because I know
so many foreigners right now want to travel everything. But
(00:29):
if you do want to, there's a new rule under
the new Enhanced Vetting Executive Order where border agents can
legally search through your phone and they don't need a
warrant to do. That's why Homeland Security is politely suggesting
if you're traveling to the US, delete your nudes.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I was just thinking that.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm like, wait a minute, seriously, because there's a good
chance a border agent will find some nsfws and text
it to themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's a good chance they want to find it.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, that's it. What's your secur no off older code?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Way another Brazilian woman coming into the States, I must
look through her phone.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, it is tempting, especially with all those hot summer bodies.
Coming into the country. I don't know if this is
you d Rob show, So if you do so, gross,
that's where we are as a country now. So if
you have sensitive content on your phone, you might want
to delete it or maybe visit another less invasive country,
(01:31):
or you can do what I do and fill my
entire burner phone with nothing butt newts just to watch
the border agent's face when he sees what I'm bringing
into the country, Like first before I hit play, I'm
not zoomed in.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yes, shocking. No, other countries want to see the US's newts.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, yeah, basket for our focus on their body.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh I know is the border agent's going to be
asking me You're gonna have to check that and carry on.
It's too big, sir that you are a correct officer.
And I know exactly where to smuggle the shock collar
when we do the shock collar.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
But the day, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I will need our digital producer to help his gentle
touch in order to get it where it needs to
be smuggled. So Jake, let's do question first, smuggle pack
me later. Okay, Yeah, I'll meet you there sweet.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
On this day. Back in nineteen ninety three, dinosaurs escaped
lawyers got eaten off toilets, and Jeff Goldbloom somehow became
a sex symbol. You yes, because the movie Jurassic Park
was released in theaters and taught us just because you
can make ridiculously insane amusement park, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Mean you should.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
But that hasn't stopped entrepreneurs from building bizarre attractions all
over the world that are totally unsafe or just flat
out weird. Yea, which is why today, in honor Jurassic Park,
will be doing a special theme park or dream park
edition of of twenty. It is interesting, So you say
number one through twenty, I'll tell you about a highly
(03:05):
questionable amusement park idea. You just have to tell me
if it's a real theme park or a dream park
I created in my sweaty nightmares. We'll start with the
woman who, if she was a dinosaur, would be called
tri cropotops. She has three of them. Number ten. In Japan,
(03:27):
there's a theme park called Nasou Highland Park, which includes
a roller coaster that takes you directly through a haunted bathroom.
Is this a real theme park or a dream park
that we may not?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Way? Yeah, I don't haunted. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
A haunted bathroom is pretty big and Harry Potter, oh,
the toilet.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Flushes on its own.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Disneyland has the whole haunted mansion too, and there is
no haunted bathroom in the Disneyland one. So glad they
found their niche.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
We have a haunted bathroom here at work, and only
Jose uses it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Ghost Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I feel like
it's kind of lame, and I can see it.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Just going through like a collapse, like a haunted creepy house,
maybe like the whole roller coaster.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Okay, and then they're happy to be a bathroom.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
In Japan, they have smart toilets, so I could see
how the smart toilets would get like infected by ghosts
and then start saying some really weird stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Very vulnerable.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
All right, let's go theme park, Alex says.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Theme park. Yeah, that's real. Bathroom is part of a
horror theme section, and yes it has sound effects in
every stall. Scary Brook Number ten is.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Off the board, give me fourteen?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Will you say? Please?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Please thank you?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Brook Breadland is a yeast themed amusement park in southern
Germany where the Jeffrey do not laugh at East in
southern Germany, where the rides are shaped like baguettes and pretzels.
Maybe the best part is that the mascot is a
talking bread roll named air Gluten. A real theme park
or a dream park he made up a smell amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
It would be the dream park of my dreams.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
But I just don't know that air Gluten is going
to be the guy who's representing Germany. There's not enough
sausages at this park to be German, so I say
Pretzels Redland.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Unfortunately, I'm going to say dream park.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Brook says, it's a fake park, that's a dreaming park.
It's totally made up, but it does smell like a
good idea. Jose, ten and fourteen have been taken any
number from you? Let's go seven, Jose. In Lithuania, there's
a former Soviet prison turned interactive attraction called Stalin World What,
where guests are yelled at by actors, wear prison uniforms
(05:44):
and experienced life under totalitarian rule. The park or a
dream park.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Brought your kids? Want to go and do this one
hundred percent?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I bet they check your phones before you enter.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh you get you get a whole body cavity search
before you step through this journey.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
They took my phone away, and my keys and my everything.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, I'm gonna say nightmare of a dream part.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Doesn't believe it, he says, dream park. No, Jose, it's
a real theme park. It's called Grutas Park. It is
very weird, and it is even more real than it
is weird.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
The Liuanians have a different sense of fun than we
do over here.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
That's funny over there.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Maybe it's to remind them that they don't want to
go there. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Do you buy the Fasttali commuter sentence? Yeah, show trip yes, Yeah,
Broadcast park Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
For Breadland over this okay?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Jeffrey and fourteen have been chosen two Jeffrey. In South Korea,
South there's a theme park called Poo Poo Land where
you journey through a giant digestive system and end up
in a bathroom theme gift shop bathrooms today. Wow? Is
this a real theme park or a dream park that
we made up?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
All the countries in Asia they have an obsession with
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, the toilet restaurants and stuff, dude.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
And they have bidays too.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Man. My kids would love to travel through the digestive.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Anything that ends up in a gift shop.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
They love imagine their beda rights like splash Mountain where
you can get.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
To the end to explas or just imagine all of
their food. It's like themed like poop I guess, yeah,
that'd be kind of fun to eat.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Let's just go with a lot of chocolate ice cream.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I want to say theme park on this Jeffrey Shows
theme park.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
He thinks poopoo Land is real.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, I believe people Land is.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Very real, very weird. It's an attraction you could find
in Seoul, South Korea.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
There's so many places broadcasts from.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
That's right, poopoo Land. Please dm us and Jose, I'm
sorry you are the only loser of Today twenty.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
That means, Jose, it's going to be getting shocked. And
somebody wanted to hear a song Party in the USA
by Miley cyrus So.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
So I put my hands up.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
They're playing my song The Butterflies Flyway.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Nod in my head like yeah, and I'm moving in
my heads like yeah. That is your shock collar question
of the day. We got your phone taps coming up
in just a few minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
We have many international listeners. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's so cool. People all over the world have found
our podcasts. I love it.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
How many people write to us on Spotify or on
Apple saying like, Hey, I listened to your podcast over
in Zimbabwe and we want to say thank you to
all of our fans abroad. But also if you want
to come visit us here in America, because I know
so many foreigners right now want to travel everything. But
(00:29):
if you do want to, there's a new rule under
the new Enhanced Vetting Executive Order where border agents can
legally search through your phone and they don't need a
warrant to do. That's why Homeland Security is politely suggesting
if you're traveling to the US, delete your nudes.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I was just thinking that.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm like, wait a minute, seriously, because there's a good
chance a border agent will find some nsfws and text
it to themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's a good chance they want to find it.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, that's it. What's your secur no off older code?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Way another Brazilian woman coming into the States, I must
look through her phone.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, it is tempting, especially with all those hot summer bodies.
Coming into the country. I don't know if this is
you d Rob show, So if you do so, gross,
that's where we are as a country now. So if
you have sensitive content on your phone, you might want
to delete it or maybe visit another less invasive country,
(01:31):
or you can do what I do and fill my
entire burner phone with nothing butt newts just to watch
the border agent's face when he sees what I'm bringing
into the country, Like first before I hit play, I'm
not zoomed in.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yes, shocking. No, other countries want to see the US's newts.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, yeah, basket for our focus on their body.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh I know is the border agent's going to be
asking me You're gonna have to check that and carry on.
It's too big, sir that you are a correct officer.
And I know exactly where to smuggle the shock collar
when we do the shock collar.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
But the day, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I will need our digital producer to help his gentle
touch in order to get it where it needs to
be smuggled. So Jake, let's do question first, smuggle pack
me later. Okay, Yeah, I'll meet you there sweet.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
On this day. Back in nineteen ninety three, dinosaurs escaped
lawyers got eaten off toilets, and Jeff Goldbloom somehow became
a sex symbol. You yes, because the movie Jurassic Park
was released in theaters and taught us just because you
can make ridiculously insane amusement park, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Mean you should.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
But that hasn't stopped entrepreneurs from building bizarre attractions all
over the world that are totally unsafe or just flat
out weird. Yea, which is why today, in honor Jurassic Park,
will be doing a special theme park or dream park
edition of of twenty. It is interesting, So you say
number one through twenty, I'll tell you about a highly
(03:05):
questionable amusement park idea. You just have to tell me
if it's a real theme park or a dream park
I created in my sweaty nightmares. We'll start with the
woman who, if she was a dinosaur, would be called
tri cropotops. She has three of them. Number ten. In Japan,
(03:27):
there's a theme park called Nasou Highland Park, which includes
a roller coaster that takes you directly through a haunted bathroom.
Is this a real theme park or a dream park
that we may not?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Way? Yeah, I don't haunted. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
A haunted bathroom is pretty big and Harry Potter, oh,
the toilet.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Flushes on its own.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Disneyland has the whole haunted mansion too, and there is
no haunted bathroom in the Disneyland one. So glad they
found their niche.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
We have a haunted bathroom here at work, and only
Jose uses it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Ghost Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I feel like
it's kind of lame, and I can see it.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Just going through like a collapse, like a haunted creepy house,
maybe like the whole roller coaster.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Okay, and then they're happy to be a bathroom.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
In Japan, they have smart toilets, so I could see
how the smart toilets would get like infected by ghosts
and then start saying some really weird stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Very vulnerable.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
All right, let's go theme park, Alex says.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Theme park. Yeah, that's real. Bathroom is part of a
horror theme section, and yes it has sound effects in
every stall. Scary Brook Number ten is.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Off the board, give me fourteen?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Will you say? Please?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Please thank you?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Brook Breadland is a yeast themed amusement park in southern
Germany where the Jeffrey do not laugh at East in
southern Germany, where the rides are shaped like baguettes and pretzels.
Maybe the best part is that the mascot is a
talking bread roll named air Gluten. A real theme park
or a dream park he made up a smell amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
It would be the dream park of my dreams.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
But I just don't know that air Gluten is going
to be the guy who's representing Germany. There's not enough
sausages at this park to be German, so I say
Pretzels Redland.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Unfortunately, I'm going to say dream park.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Brook says, it's a fake park, that's a dreaming park.
It's totally made up, but it does smell like a
good idea. Jose, ten and fourteen have been taken any
number from you? Let's go seven, Jose. In Lithuania, there's
a former Soviet prison turned interactive attraction called Stalin World What,
where guests are yelled at by actors, wear prison uniforms
(05:44):
and experienced life under totalitarian rule. The park or a
dream park.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Brought your kids? Want to go and do this one
hundred percent?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I bet they check your phones before you enter.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh you get you get a whole body cavity search
before you step through this journey.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
They took my phone away, and my keys and my everything.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, I'm gonna say nightmare of a dream part.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Doesn't believe it, he says, dream park. No, Jose, it's
a real theme park. It's called Grutas Park. It is
very weird, and it is even more real than it
is weird.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
The Liuanians have a different sense of fun than we
do over here.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
That's funny over there.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Maybe it's to remind them that they don't want to
go there. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Do you buy the Fasttali commuter sentence? Yeah, show trip yes, Yeah,
Broadcast park Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
For Breadland over this okay?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Jeffrey and fourteen have been chosen two Jeffrey. In South Korea,
South there's a theme park called Poo Poo Land where
you journey through a giant digestive system and end up
in a bathroom theme gift shop bathrooms today. Wow? Is
this a real theme park or a dream park that
we made up?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
All the countries in Asia they have an obsession with
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, the toilet restaurants and stuff, dude.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
And they have bidays too.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Man. My kids would love to travel through the digestive.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Anything that ends up in a gift shop.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
They love imagine their beda rights like splash Mountain where
you can get.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
To the end to explas or just imagine all of
their food. It's like themed like poop I guess, yeah,
that'd be kind of fun to eat.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Let's just go with a lot of chocolate ice cream.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I want to say theme park on this Jeffrey Shows
theme park.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
He thinks poopoo Land is real.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, I believe people Land is.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Very real, very weird. It's an attraction you could find
in Seoul, South Korea.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
There's so many places broadcasts from.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
That's right, poopoo Land. Please dm us and Jose, I'm
sorry you are the only loser of Today twenty.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
That means, Jose, it's going to be getting shocked. And
somebody wanted to hear a song Party in the USA
by Miley cyrus So.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
So I put my hands up.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
They're playing my song The Butterflies Flyway.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Nod in my head like yeah, and I'm moving in
my heads like yeah. That is your shock collar question
of the day. We got your phone taps coming up
in just a few minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
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