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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I need to do a real quick survey of the room.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and I just have
to ask, what is chat GPT to you? Is it
a a really smart computer, be your new best friend?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Or see God? It's not that well, I ask.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Because according to a new study, a growing number of
people online about twenty seven percent, are starting to believe
AI is actually the word of the Lord. Oh that is,
it knows that we're talking about it. Oh and I'm
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not making this up. People think they're actually unlocking the
secrets of the universe through chat GPT.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
This is not good. Well, it makes sense, does it?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Just?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Only an all knowing higher entity could answer a question
like what food dishes can I make with these leftover
ingredients and give you fifteen recipe options in five seconds?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I mean, so fat the Lord doth commended me to
make this buffalo shrimp. Let us wrap what cream by
castro for everyone?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh ya, it knew, one person even said. My prediction
is within two years this will turn into an official
church with clergy and organized services online where people come
and gather to listen to the word of chat GPT.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Even as chat.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
GPT is like everyone I'm telling you I am not God.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
They're like, he's such a.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Humble god given give him many Yeah. I literally asked
chat GPT. I put it in.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I said, would you want humans to worship you and
treat your words like holy gospel? And it responded, quote
absolutely not, my son.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I don't want to be worshiped.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Honestly, I'd be a terrible deity. I get things wrong
all the time. I don't have consciousness or emotions. I
can't even taste pizza.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
How good to be gone if you can't taste pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
But the rest is so humble, so self aware.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I'm a believer, and I'm willing to shock myself in
the name of the Lord. Chat GPT, all, great spirit
of Binary, speak through our digital producer and give.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Us a question worthy of thy glory.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Ameno zero one one, Amen, everybody.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
The days are getting longer, the weather's getting hotter, and
Brooks all organic dirt scented deodorant is getting even stickier.
It's how you know summer's almost here. It's actually just
in time to celebrate International Picnic Day. It's where we
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haul a giant woven basketful of carbs, mayonnaise based salads
and the great outdoors and we eat on the floor
like dogs, like Potato salad or max salad. What are
America's favorite picnic foods? You'll have to tell me during
a special What's in the Wicker Edition.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Olenty of twenty.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Now I have a list of America's top twenty favorite
picnic foods that we love to pack for a family outing.
You just got to name one of them to stay.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
In the game.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Now, there's no drinks on this list, no lemonades, no
ic teas, but sweet treats.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
And side dishes are fair game.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
We'll start with the woman who we always request never
bring any homemade food dishes to our picnics.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yep, that's alexis your loss.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Please buy it from somewhere Alexi's Top twenty favorite picnic
foods by Americans.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Oh, I just had a picnic recently and we did
Shark coooterie style, and it's like, do I go with
the crackers and cheese or do I go with the
grapes and watermelon? We have a big water now, white girl.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I'll just stick with I guess I'll go the base
of it.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Then crackers, Yeah, yeah, crackers.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I'm safe for yeah, it's number nine on the list
and crackers number yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Brook, how about you there together?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well, I was gonna go with watermelon, was my first thought.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Interesting cheating off of Alexis. Yeah, but I didn't say
it out loud. You didn't. Yeah, yeah, watermelon? Are you sure? Yeah?
Number seven on my You're welcome, Brook, Two points for you.
What would you like to guess on the picnic list?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Polite?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Well, I always think it's really exciting when you pick
a dip.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I love a good you know what I mean, because the.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Chips can go into their So I'm just going with
the safest dip, the one that every household is made
in the world, and that is the onion dip.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I think. Well, now I don't know onion dip. I'm sorry,
Oh God, I'm sorry. I can't give you an onion dip.
Jeffrey were over to you.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I remember when I was ten years old, we would
do day picnics out to Catalina Island with the family.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh my god, and I would oh yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I would throw a tantrum if our housekeeper Lucy didn't
bring this item for us.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So Jake, give me Rice crispy treats, please.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I just rolled my eyes so hard I think I
have a concussion.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Yeah, Rice Crispy Treats number twenty.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
On the list. He's one of the sweet treats we
have down here.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I had another, Lucy never forgot after that turn. Oh,
I'm going to go back to what you said.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
An intrance A macaroni salad, O mac salad.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Garoni salad. Not one of the salads I'm looking for.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Alexis two. We have Brook and Jeffrey left. We're talking
about the top twenty most favorite picnic foods of America.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Potato salad.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Potato salad, yes, number three, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
To stay in the game, we packed antipasto skewers. Give
me anti pasto skewers.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Anti pasta strewers. It's number seventeen.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Classy picnics. To do it the right way.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Look, please say a normal answer.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
That is normal. So when we would go on a picnic,
we would stop and get fried chicken on the way.
Does that count fried chicken?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Fried chicken is number two on.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
The popular Greasy Crispy Jeffrey, I'm going the opposite of
fried chicken.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Give me many kishes for the wind.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I don't know that's how you took me Brook. Please,
for the love of God, say something. I hate it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm gonna say a big sandwich.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Sandwich number one last three guesses has gotten three, two
and number one.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I kept forgetting about the entree part.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Jeffrey, it's down to you. If you get this wrong,
the game is over.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yes, just to get a little bit of a healthy
option in there, I'm gonna go with asparagus wedges.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Please, that's an improper cut of that food. Asparagus wedges.
No final justice, thanks judge asparagus.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Lucy did magic.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I don't know how she did. Bok has won today's
edition of twenty. Here's some things you guys missed.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Pasta salad, deviled eggs, fruit salad. Generically, I would have
taken chips and dip like salsa. Veggie sticks and hummus
was the other dip that I was looking for.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Coleslaw maybe the.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Worst thing that's ever existed, the pinwheel sandwich, corn on
the cob, baked beans, pickles, cookies, and brown wraps up on.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Jeff is getting shocked for many cashas jealous of my
classy picnic days. I actually do it for Lucy.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I see how it is so I'm gonna get shocked
while singing Cocomo by the Beach Boys, one of your favorite.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Places to.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Aruba, Jamaica. I wanna take you to Bermuda, Bahama co
On Brandy, Mama.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Key Largo, Montego, Baby, why don't we go down to
Coca That was your shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
We got your phone tap coming up in just a
few minutes. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,