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July 7, 2025 8 mins

It's all CHOCOLATE Questions in Plenty of Twenty!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
If you had to wear a warning label, what would
yours say?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's broken?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Jeffrey in the morning. People are debating it online and
one person said theirs would say warning, will overshare and
not apologize for it.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh my god, I was actually thinking oversharing on my
warning label before you even said that.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, I mean that's the question. What would each of
ours say on the show if we had one? Of course,
we had to ask chat GPT. Oh no, because who
knows us better than AI?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I hope a lot of people. You, my children, Karen's
my best friend.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Don't they read all your social media and your background
that we.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Don't know exactly.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
So we got the responses from chat GPT. For myself,
they think it would say warning may sound serious, but
it's actually being sarcastic. Perceed with confusion.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Tell chat GPT that is the longest warning label ever.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, okay, then you're not gonna like any of these.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
You could have just said always sarcastic for yours.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
That is not funny. Oh sorry, you gotta you gotta
remember there's humor involved in this. Okay, Next, remember says
chat GPT. So for Alexus, they said warning prone to
sudden shopping spreees and accidental wisdom truly may be involved. Okay,
I feel like it knows you pretty well. For Jose,

(01:29):
it thought warning, do not ask questions about food or
you'll get a twenty minute breakdown on the history of clams.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Absolutely, yeah, good.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
And finally, brook chat GPT thought your warning sign would
be warning, great listener, but will immediately forget your name
and what you just said.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh yeah, I remember what you said, just not your name. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Overall, I think those are pretty accurate. So now let's
move on. We're gonna get to the shotglling question of
the day. Our digital producer whose warning sign would say
warning seems nice, but will seduce your mother with his
boyish charm?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
What is that like?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
That is upsetting to me? That one? There?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Good?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, that hits too close to I can't change who
I am.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, today is the holiest of all days for our
own brook Fox because it's World Chocolate Day.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Wow. If this doesn't include you giving me then chocolate,
I don't want to hear.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
The It is the sacred twenty four hour period where
it's socially acceptable to eat a brownie for breakfast, a
Snickers bar for lunch and a whole German chocolate cake
for dinner. And even though the chocolate industry has a
terrible effect on the environment and is notoriously awful to
the workers who harvest it, we're gonna so much. Oh God,

(02:53):
you gotta buy fair trade. Okay, we're gonna celebrate chocolate
anyway during a special low go for a cocoa edition
of twenty of twenty. So you guys say number one
through twenty. In return, I'll give you a chocolate flavored
trivia question. Just answer correctly to stay in the game.

(03:13):
We'll start with the woman who has voted most vanilla
in a one person poll. I took a rite before
this segment. That's one person. I'll never tell Alexis I
need a number ten? What alexis is the technical term
for a chocolate addict. Is it a choca path, a chocoholic,
or a choca phile? Now remember I need the technical term,

(03:35):
not the casual slang term.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
File sounds terrible, Yeah, filed anything and it doesn't feel good.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, I love even a work of file sounds bad. Yeah,
I woul assume chocoholic.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
But then he said it's the real term not what
slang that people use. Everyone says I'm a chocoholic.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
But does any medical thing whatever? Say paholic? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Actually like the path people, psycho and psychopath is an
actual medical.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
All right, I'm gonna stick with chocoholic. Jake Alexis says
chocoholic ied there was first used in the sixties and
became a legit marketing term. Just weird. It comes from alcoholic.
Should it just be chocolate lick?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
No holic?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, chocolate. Everyone listening at home, please change the chocolate lick?
Brook chocolate lick thirteen thirteen Brook? What food product has
been found in some commercial chocolate bars in tiny legal amounts?

(04:41):
The keyword is legal, So in small amounts the FDA
does allow. What is it? Animal hair, insect parts, or
human fingernails?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well, shoot, no answer is a good answer here. Those
workers and nervous workers, they're two in their.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Hard seeds or they're chopping the machetes and they're missing
and getting a little bit of their finger nikes.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Okay, so I'm actually gonna take out fingernails.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
It's just too much for me. Wild, but I'm gonna
go with added protein. Show me insect parts, Frick says,
insect parts. Absolutely. The FD allows a small number of
insect fragments in chocolate. Yeah yeah, Yeah, we're two for two, Jose,
We're over to you. Eleven and thirteen have been chosen.

(05:34):
Let's go number two, Jose. During World War Two, are
you familiar, the US military gave their soldiers this form
of chocolate. Was it fudge cubes, chocolate toothpaste, or a
bar designed to taste so bad so they wouldn't eat
it so fast?

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh you know that kind of makes sense.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Follow me here on the last one.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Because they want them to conserve their energy and conserve
their food, so they want them to get to the calories.
They want them to get the sugar to fight, but
they don't want them to put it all in at once.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
So that they have enough for the rest of the day.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
I could see them rationing, like maybe dark, dark, dark
chocolate where it's a little bitter. I can't even think
of any other option. This makes too much sense. I'm
gonna say bad taste and chocolate bars.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
They says that bar. Yeah, good answer. The bar designed
to taste bad was called the d ration bar. Was
basically survival chocolate. That sucks because if you get back.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
From if someone offers you chocolate, you're like, no, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
We are three for three, Jeffrey. We're talking chocolate. We
love chocolate, right, I will be getting shocked. I don't
want that to happen. So please pick a number.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Number fifteen, Jeffrey.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
What percentage of people admit to hiding chocolate from their
family or partners? Oh my gosh, my mom does this
still to this day? Is it twelve percent, forty two
percent or fifty nine percent?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Dude, I say, go hide.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, I'm oh my god, I think so. I think
everyone hides it from Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
I don't think it's really that much of a shameful thing. No,
people like brag about hiding their chocolate from their friends
and their kids.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
I hit it on top of the fridge once, and
my husband's like, that's literally my line.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Of ninety move my mind that he could see the
top of the fridge. It's like you can see the shining.
Like what He's like, that's what I look at when
I walk into the kitchen. I'm like, how dirty is?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
It's very dirty? Like, why are you not cleaning it
up there? What else is up there.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I'm assuming the chocoholics are all proud and they're going
to unite and admit that they're doing it. Fifty nine
percent as how as you can die, Jeffrey says, fifty
nine percent.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
According to a British study, the majority of people are
sneaky snackers. So you guys went four for four. Unfortunately,
that means I'm getting shot and I lost. Just for Moms.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Jake Jacket shocked and somebody wanted to hear the pure
imagination song from Willy Wonka.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Here you go, Jake, come with me and you'll be
in a world of pure imagination. I tried not to
be creepy.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Mom's everywhere swooning. Now is your shot collar question of
the day? You got your phone tap coming up in
just a few minutes.
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