July 8, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Online dating is such a dumpster fire right now. Even
the apps are like, yeah, we're out.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
The apps, you're just giving up.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I say that because bumble just announced they're letting go
thirty percent of their staff. And when you're laying off
about a third of your workers, what does that say
about your business?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Alexis, it's not doing good? Yes, Alexis today are you?
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Because maybe they're just saying too.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Many people fell in love people are on the dating apps. Yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Is that why they're letting everybody go from radio because
we're doing too good? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, No, you can't get funnier than this.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Apparently bumble stock has lost ninety percent of its value,
but so much and it's not just Bumble, it's all
the dating apps Hinge, Tinder, Okay, stupid, all of them
have layoffs because people are just they're over it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I saw TikTok and it was like, remember in the
two thousands when we didn't have screens to look at
at the bar, so we would just get bored and
make out with people. Maybe that's what we need to
heal the world. You're right, or like you would finally
get a courage and play. Yeah, like next thing you know,
you're making.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Out of course, Brook wants to bring back more bar
makeouts with I'm telling you those are the good times technology,
more kisses.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
The dating apps are trying to pivot, though, they're not
giving up, and that's why Tinder says they're gonna be
rolling out a new double date feature that allows friends
to pair up on the app and arrange group dates.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh man, like Tinder's not the platform.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I feel like there's gonna be like Lost Fantasy Leagues
where this is the punishment.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Now you can get rejected in front of your friends
instead of just text about it after.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah. So, in the spirit of group action, let's move
on to the shock colic question of the day.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Let's do this as a group together and send it
over to our digital producer. Everybody's hands in for some
group shock action.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
You better keep his mom's name out your mouth, because
today is Jaden Smith's birthday, a son of Will Smith,
and well maybe you don't know too much about him.
He has said some pretty profound things, things that would
make you stop and say, WHOA did a genius, just
(02:39):
show up on MTV and drop some metaphysical knowledge. You
might not be able to tell the difference between a
quote from Jaden Smith and Socrates, which is why today
we're doing a special real Jaden or imitated edition of
F Dear twenty. You say number one through twenty, I'll
(03:03):
read you a quote that could have been said by
Jaden Smith or possibly by one of the great philosophers
from history, Plato Voltaire, could be anyone. You just have
to tell me is that quote real Jaden or imitating?
We'll start with the woman who's never metaphysical specimen she
wasn't interested in.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's Alexis.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I'm very impressive, Alexis having a number your quote? Is
this quote? How can mirrors be real if our eyes
aren't real? Is that a real Jaden or imitated aren't real?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I feel stupid that I'm torn on it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I don't think about that quote too hard will make
anyone feel stupid.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So let's just go real Jaden.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Alexis says, that's a real Jaden Smith quote. Alexis, Yeah,
I'm still waiting on something.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
To decode that one.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I'm not sure the meaning behind it. Brook We're over
to you chosen.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I can't see it with my fake eyes. That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Go sixteen brook. Your quote is this quote, most trees
are blue? Is that real Jaden or is it in
the tit? I just cried from the depth of that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
That was amazing. Do you think it means the color?
They're just kind of Oh yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Is he also colorblise and that's where his vision thing
gets it. I'm gonna go with that's definitely Jaden.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Real jade, and it's a real Jaden Smith quote. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It feels like something you'd hear, like in a night
terror right before you wake up screaming.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
We're proving Jaden Smith is like a modern day Aristotle.
Every quote, why does it make sense? Let's go number two.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Your quote is this Okay, I watched Twilight every night?
Is that real Jayden or imitated?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I mean love Twilight? Do you have any help for me?
I don't. Well, I still can't see Twilight.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Okay, the dark I'm going real Jaden Hose says that's
a real Jaden Smith quote that he said, yeah, yes, yeah,
kind of explains a lot about him. I think every night, Jeffrey,
we need a number from you.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Number five.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Your quote is this, when you think about an apple,
you also think about the opposite of an apple. What
sounds like a philosopher? What are you gonna go with?
Is that real Jayden or imitated?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
They put that quote on a pillow at home Goods.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I mean, I could see like nietzschee saying something like that.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
But I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna say it's real.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Jaden and he's all right, it's either poetry or a
cry for help. But you got it right, amazing, Alexis.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
We're gonna go back over to you.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
We're talking real Jaden Smith quotes or quotes from famous philosophers.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
We got a lot of quotes buckle in.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
He said a lot hasn't really meant a lot, but
he said a lot. Two, five, eleven, and sixteen have
been chosen. Your quote is this, if everybody in the
world dropped out of school, we would have a more
intelligent society. Is that Jaden Smith's son of Will and
Jada Pinkett or the commentation?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Wow, I feel like I read this while I was
in school. School idiot, I know That's why I'm like
this real Jaden? Yeah, it is Brook.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
We're going to you for the final quote. These have
been five for five real Jaden's funny seven You're quote
is this You can discover everything you need to know
about everything by looking at your hands? Is that real?
Jaden er imitate hands?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
The Gravelosoers did like to talk about everything from everything.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
But I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Jaden clean, sweet Brook, Are you sure? I'm positive she's
positive and I'm positive she's right? That is real Jadon
Smith quote. Everybody got it right, which makes us the
Jaden Smith's of the universe so much smarter.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Jake's gonna be getting shocked and somebody wanted to hear
just the two of us by Will Smith.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, it wasn't for Jaden, those for the other son
betray and Trey was in it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
My eyes aren't real, The shock isn't real. Here we go,
just the.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Two of us.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
We can make it if we try, just the two
of us.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's just the two of us.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, was real? Was the Will Smith rap?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
But answer your show collar question of the day? Got
your phones tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
Online dating is such a dumpster fire right now. Even
the apps are like, yeah, we're out.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
The apps, you're just giving up.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I say that because bumble just announced they're letting go
thirty percent of their staff. And when you're laying off
about a third of your workers, what does that say
about your business?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Alexis, it's not doing good? Yes, Alexis today are you?
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Because maybe they're just saying too.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Many people fell in love people are on the dating apps. Yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Is that why they're letting everybody go from radio because
we're doing too good? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, No, you can't get funnier than this.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Apparently bumble stock has lost ninety percent of its value,
but so much and it's not just Bumble, it's all
the dating apps Hinge, Tinder, Okay, stupid, all of them
have layoffs because people are just they're over it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I saw TikTok and it was like, remember in the
two thousands when we didn't have screens to look at
at the bar, so we would just get bored and
make out with people. Maybe that's what we need to
heal the world. You're right, or like you would finally
get a courage and play. Yeah, like next thing you know,
you're making.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Out of course, Brook wants to bring back more bar
makeouts with I'm telling you those are the good times technology,
more kisses.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
The dating apps are trying to pivot, though, they're not
giving up, and that's why Tinder says they're gonna be
rolling out a new double date feature that allows friends
to pair up on the app and arrange group dates.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh man, like Tinder's not the platform.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I feel like there's gonna be like Lost Fantasy Leagues
where this is the punishment.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Now you can get rejected in front of your friends
instead of just text about it after.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah. So, in the spirit of group action, let's move
on to the shock colic question of the day.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Let's do this as a group together and send it
over to our digital producer. Everybody's hands in for some
group shock action.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
You better keep his mom's name out your mouth, because
today is Jaden Smith's birthday, a son of Will Smith,
and well maybe you don't know too much about him.
He has said some pretty profound things, things that would
make you stop and say, WHOA did a genius, just
(02:39):
show up on MTV and drop some metaphysical knowledge. You
might not be able to tell the difference between a
quote from Jaden Smith and Socrates, which is why today
we're doing a special real Jaden or imitated edition of
F Dear twenty. You say number one through twenty, I'll
(03:03):
read you a quote that could have been said by
Jaden Smith or possibly by one of the great philosophers
from history, Plato Voltaire, could be anyone. You just have
to tell me is that quote real Jaden or imitating?
We'll start with the woman who's never metaphysical specimen she
wasn't interested in.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's Alexis.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I'm very impressive, Alexis having a number your quote? Is
this quote? How can mirrors be real if our eyes
aren't real? Is that a real Jaden or imitated aren't real?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I feel stupid that I'm torn on it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I don't think about that quote too hard will make
anyone feel stupid.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So let's just go real Jaden.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Alexis says, that's a real Jaden Smith quote. Alexis, Yeah,
I'm still waiting on something.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
To decode that one.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I'm not sure the meaning behind it. Brook We're over
to you chosen.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I can't see it with my fake eyes. That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Go sixteen brook. Your quote is this quote, most trees
are blue? Is that real Jaden or is it in
the tit? I just cried from the depth of that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
That was amazing. Do you think it means the color?
They're just kind of Oh yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Is he also colorblise and that's where his vision thing
gets it. I'm gonna go with that's definitely Jaden.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Real jade, and it's a real Jaden Smith quote. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It feels like something you'd hear, like in a night
terror right before you wake up screaming.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
We're proving Jaden Smith is like a modern day Aristotle.
Every quote, why does it make sense? Let's go number two.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Your quote is this Okay, I watched Twilight every night?
Is that real Jayden or imitated?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I mean love Twilight? Do you have any help for me?
I don't. Well, I still can't see Twilight.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Okay, the dark I'm going real Jaden Hose says that's
a real Jaden Smith quote that he said, yeah, yes, yeah,
kind of explains a lot about him. I think every night, Jeffrey,
we need a number from you.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Number five.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Your quote is this, when you think about an apple,
you also think about the opposite of an apple. What
sounds like a philosopher? What are you gonna go with?
Is that real Jayden or imitated?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
They put that quote on a pillow at home Goods.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I mean, I could see like nietzschee saying something like that.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
But I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna say it's real.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Jaden and he's all right, it's either poetry or a
cry for help. But you got it right, amazing, Alexis.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
We're gonna go back over to you.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
We're talking real Jaden Smith quotes or quotes from famous philosophers.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
We got a lot of quotes buckle in.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
He said a lot hasn't really meant a lot, but
he said a lot. Two, five, eleven, and sixteen have
been chosen. Your quote is this, if everybody in the
world dropped out of school, we would have a more
intelligent society. Is that Jaden Smith's son of Will and
Jada Pinkett or the commentation?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Wow, I feel like I read this while I was
in school. School idiot, I know That's why I'm like
this real Jaden? Yeah, it is Brook.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
We're going to you for the final quote. These have
been five for five real Jaden's funny seven You're quote
is this You can discover everything you need to know
about everything by looking at your hands? Is that real?
Jaden er imitate hands?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
The Gravelosoers did like to talk about everything from everything.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
But I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Jaden clean, sweet Brook, Are you sure? I'm positive she's
positive and I'm positive she's right? That is real Jadon
Smith quote. Everybody got it right, which makes us the
Jaden Smith's of the universe so much smarter.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Jake's gonna be getting shocked and somebody wanted to hear
just the two of us by Will Smith.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, it wasn't for Jaden, those for the other son
betray and Trey was in it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
My eyes aren't real, The shock isn't real. Here we go,
just the.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Two of us.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
We can make it if we try, just the two
of us.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's just the two of us.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, was real? Was the Will Smith rap?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
But answer your show collar question of the day? Got
your phones tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
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