July 10, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Remember a couple of years ago when we thought work
life balance was gonna be a thing.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Good time, Like We're gonna work from home and it's
gonna be great. Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We even did segments about the cool job perks that
companies were offering, like sleep pods and video game rooms
and double decker ping ponk tables.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
They convinced us they cared about our mental health. Yeah, yeah,
good news.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That whole idea of work life balance is over because now,
according to the Wall Street Journal, there's a new trend
in job listings where employers are just outright saying they
do not offer any balance whatsoever, just a massive load
of work to be done.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I think we could keep think of some companies out there.
It's nice that they're being honest.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now the specific wording that they could be a little
bit creative, like the post might say, we're looking for
someone who can keep up with an unrelenting pace of
business un.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Sounds more digestible. That should it just be like slight?
Can we just not like, how are they not saying
maybe we're running our business wrong? If that's the workload it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Requirescase that doesn't drive profits, Brooks normal staff. They also
say we want someone who's eager to be in the
office as much as possible.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
What time for free? Are they getting people to apply
for these jobs?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, people are desperate to get employed now. And one
for a healthcare company literally said, quote, if you're looking
for work life balance, this isn't it.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
So basically they're cutting the fluff talk and bs and
they're just straight up telling you get ready to grind
until you die.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's not great news, but it is true.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And experts say, with people so desperate to find good
paying work, now, the pendulum has officially swung and companies
are back in control again.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I will grab the pendulum, bring it back, bring it
back to our size.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
That's the company pendulum, Brookie.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Can't this whole thing puts me at ease for sure.
And now, in the name of work life balance, let's
do the shot collar question of the day. Every company
should offer to electrocute their employees when they answer trivia
questions wrong, Jake, don't you agree?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
No, that would count as healthcare?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh? Fair, fair, well.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's National Pina Colada Day, everybody. I bet you didn't know.
It's Puerto Rico's national drink. I actually that it was
created by a bartender in San Juan in nineteen fifty four,
combining white rum, coconut cream and pineapple juice to capture
the flavors of the tropics. Dude, I want to drink
one right now. Plus, if you drink more than three,
(02:46):
it actually feels like you're there.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
So to officially celebrate this incredibly intoxicating beverage, We're doing
a special real or fake tropical drink edition of what
plenty of twenty? Interesting Jake, you say a number one
through twenty, I'll tell you the name and ingredients of
a vacation libation. You just have to tell them. Is
(03:11):
that a real tropical drink or a fake?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I got a lot of world travelers in here, so.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I'm taking notes. I'm getting recipes down. We'll start with
the woman who has had a lot of different vacation
drinks at her time. That's Alexis seven seven. Alexis Your
tropical drink features banana licure, whipped cream, and the kind
of foam you usually see on a car wash ad.
It's called the slippery flip flop. Is that a real
(03:40):
tropical drink or did I make it up?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Sounds like a fun shot, it.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Does take and slippery nipples a thing?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, allowed nipple?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Who well know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
On the radio, Can I say nipple? That's already been
said multiple times at this point a couple.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
More times saying we all have them that we do
not ash.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, I mean, I wish you the accident.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
We're on a sample of it in here, Jake, because
I think it's real, Alexis says the slippery flip flop.
That's a real drink. It does sound like something invented
at Senior Frogs.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
That where they shake your head and then they blow
a whistle.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Totally Ever since CT they got rid of that. Brook
seven is off the board. Go me, go yao. Everybody,
you have a number Brook number everywhere. Alright, let's get
(04:41):
the visors out everyone.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
If you have a caretaker or something, we can call morning.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
They're off to the Brook. Your tropical drink is served
in a hollowed out pineapple and contains three kinds of rum,
a glow stick, and a warning label. It's called the
shark Bite surprise that was created in the floor.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Keys.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Is that a real tropical drink? Or did I make
up the shark bite surprise.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh man, you like in Florida.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
We would just crack open that glowstick and pour it
in too.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I'm gonna go real.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, it says the shark bite surprise is real. No sharks,
no surprise. When are you opening your beach cabana?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
We would buy all your drinks.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
That would be too much work life balance. We can't
have that, Jose. Seven to three are off the board.
Twelve Jose, your tropical drink comes in a neon green
cup shaped like a bird, made with coconut rum and
pineapple juice. Add on some questionable choices, and you have
a tipsy parrot. Is that a real tropical drink? Or
did I make that out?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That sounds so perfect. It sounds like something you buy
like Margaritaville.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Dude, and the tipsy parrot should be a bart Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
And then you can keep the cup.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Because you paid like fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
And be careful if you have too much.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
The tipsy parrot goes to like super drunk parrot and
then starts saying sloppy parrots learn it.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
We don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I'm gonna say this is true, Jose says the Tipsy
Parrot's real. You have real good. It's served in beach
bars across the Caribbean's half drink, half souvenir. You do
get to keep the bird.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, remember that one Tipsy Parrots.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Jefferywhere down to you? You get this wrong? And Jose's
winning Today's edition of.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Plenty of twenty eighteen.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Your tropical drink was invented after someone missed their flight.
Includes dark rum bitters and just a splash of rage.
Actually it's lime juice. It's called the Lost Luggage? Is
that a drinker? Did I make that up?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
So this is such a great idea because nothing is
worse than getting stuck at the airport, missing your flight
or anything like that. The only thing that would make
you feel better is a joke named alcoholic beverage.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
There's no mixer in it.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's just straight alcohol.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That's exactly what you need in that moment. I'm gonna
say that's a real drink. Ef It says lost Luggage
is real.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
You got it, Jeffrey. You'll fight it at some resort bars.
The drink is real, but so is the emotional baggage
that means the boys have one.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Today's initi up tlenty of twenty.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, I think Brook's not in the best mental space
to be doing the songs right now, So let's give
it to Alexis.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Kick you gotta do a slob on yourself and you get.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Out of this, and Alexis, you're going to be singing
the Pina Colada song, So go for it.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
If you like Peanut Colas, you getting caught in the rain.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
We all need a tipsy. That was your shot collar
question of the day. We got your phone tap coming
up right after this. Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Remember a couple of years ago when we thought work
life balance was gonna be a thing.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Good time, Like We're gonna work from home and it's
gonna be great. Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We even did segments about the cool job perks that
companies were offering, like sleep pods and video game rooms
and double decker ping ponk tables.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
They convinced us they cared about our mental health. Yeah, yeah,
good news.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That whole idea of work life balance is over because now,
according to the Wall Street Journal, there's a new trend
in job listings where employers are just outright saying they
do not offer any balance whatsoever, just a massive load
of work to be done.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I think we could keep think of some companies out there.
It's nice that they're being honest.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now the specific wording that they could be a little
bit creative, like the post might say, we're looking for
someone who can keep up with an unrelenting pace of
business un.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Sounds more digestible. That should it just be like slight?
Can we just not like, how are they not saying
maybe we're running our business wrong? If that's the workload it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Requirescase that doesn't drive profits, Brooks normal staff. They also
say we want someone who's eager to be in the
office as much as possible.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
What time for free? Are they getting people to apply
for these jobs?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, people are desperate to get employed now. And one
for a healthcare company literally said, quote, if you're looking
for work life balance, this isn't it.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
So basically they're cutting the fluff talk and bs and
they're just straight up telling you get ready to grind
until you die.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's not great news, but it is true.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And experts say, with people so desperate to find good
paying work, now, the pendulum has officially swung and companies
are back in control again.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I will grab the pendulum, bring it back, bring it
back to our size.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
That's the company pendulum, Brookie.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Can't this whole thing puts me at ease for sure.
And now, in the name of work life balance, let's
do the shot collar question of the day. Every company
should offer to electrocute their employees when they answer trivia
questions wrong, Jake, don't you agree?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
No, that would count as healthcare?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh? Fair, fair, well.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's National Pina Colada Day, everybody. I bet you didn't know.
It's Puerto Rico's national drink. I actually that it was
created by a bartender in San Juan in nineteen fifty four,
combining white rum, coconut cream and pineapple juice to capture
the flavors of the tropics. Dude, I want to drink
one right now. Plus, if you drink more than three,
(02:46):
it actually feels like you're there.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
So to officially celebrate this incredibly intoxicating beverage, We're doing
a special real or fake tropical drink edition of what
plenty of twenty? Interesting Jake, you say a number one
through twenty, I'll tell you the name and ingredients of
a vacation libation. You just have to tell them. Is
(03:11):
that a real tropical drink or a fake?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I got a lot of world travelers in here, so.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I'm taking notes. I'm getting recipes down. We'll start with
the woman who has had a lot of different vacation
drinks at her time. That's Alexis seven seven. Alexis Your
tropical drink features banana licure, whipped cream, and the kind
of foam you usually see on a car wash ad.
It's called the slippery flip flop. Is that a real
(03:40):
tropical drink or did I make it up?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Sounds like a fun shot, it.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Does take and slippery nipples a thing?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, allowed nipple?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Who well know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
On the radio, Can I say nipple? That's already been
said multiple times at this point a couple.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
More times saying we all have them that we do
not ash.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, I mean, I wish you the accident.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
We're on a sample of it in here, Jake, because
I think it's real, Alexis says the slippery flip flop.
That's a real drink. It does sound like something invented
at Senior Frogs.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
That where they shake your head and then they blow
a whistle.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Totally Ever since CT they got rid of that. Brook
seven is off the board. Go me, go yao. Everybody,
you have a number Brook number everywhere. Alright, let's get
(04:41):
the visors out everyone.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
If you have a caretaker or something, we can call morning.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
They're off to the Brook. Your tropical drink is served
in a hollowed out pineapple and contains three kinds of rum,
a glow stick, and a warning label. It's called the
shark Bite surprise that was created in the floor.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Keys.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Is that a real tropical drink? Or did I make
up the shark bite surprise.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh man, you like in Florida.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
We would just crack open that glowstick and pour it
in too.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I'm gonna go real.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, it says the shark bite surprise is real. No sharks,
no surprise. When are you opening your beach cabana?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
We would buy all your drinks.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
That would be too much work life balance. We can't
have that, Jose. Seven to three are off the board.
Twelve Jose, your tropical drink comes in a neon green
cup shaped like a bird, made with coconut rum and
pineapple juice. Add on some questionable choices, and you have
a tipsy parrot. Is that a real tropical drink? Or
did I make that out?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That sounds so perfect. It sounds like something you buy
like Margaritaville.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Dude, and the tipsy parrot should be a bart Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
And then you can keep the cup.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Because you paid like fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
And be careful if you have too much.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
The tipsy parrot goes to like super drunk parrot and
then starts saying sloppy parrots learn it.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
We don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I'm gonna say this is true, Jose says the Tipsy
Parrot's real. You have real good. It's served in beach
bars across the Caribbean's half drink, half souvenir. You do
get to keep the bird.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, remember that one Tipsy Parrots.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Jefferywhere down to you? You get this wrong? And Jose's
winning Today's edition of.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Plenty of twenty eighteen.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Your tropical drink was invented after someone missed their flight.
Includes dark rum bitters and just a splash of rage.
Actually it's lime juice. It's called the Lost Luggage? Is
that a drinker? Did I make that up?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
So this is such a great idea because nothing is
worse than getting stuck at the airport, missing your flight
or anything like that. The only thing that would make
you feel better is a joke named alcoholic beverage.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
There's no mixer in it.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's just straight alcohol.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That's exactly what you need in that moment. I'm gonna
say that's a real drink. Ef It says lost Luggage
is real.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
You got it, Jeffrey. You'll fight it at some resort bars.
The drink is real, but so is the emotional baggage
that means the boys have one.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Today's initi up tlenty of twenty.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, I think Brook's not in the best mental space
to be doing the songs right now, So let's give
it to Alexis.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Kick you gotta do a slob on yourself and you get.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Out of this, and Alexis, you're going to be singing
the Pina Colada song, So go for it.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
If you like Peanut Colas, you getting caught in the rain.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
We all need a tipsy. That was your shot collar
question of the day. We got your phone tap coming
up right after this. Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
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