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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Congratulations are in order to start the show today.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
And if you're new to the show, maybe you don't
know this, but Brooke is a mom. She has two children,
a boy and a girl. One she loves more than
the other quite a bit. I don't want to say
which one, because she shared that in private with me.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I did not kids, if you're listening, Mommy loves you equally.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Wink.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
No, no, none at all.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Your secret's safe here, Brooke.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
But the reason I say congratulations is because her daughter
Nora just made the state softball tournament. Brook, what are
your thoughts and feelings on that?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh man, it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
We've been practicing literally every day.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I'm really excited for her, Like, I.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Think it's gonna be such a cool experience. It's the
first time she's ever gonna go stay with a team
at a hotel, Like they're.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
All gonna be at the pool together, Like.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
She has no idea what's coming from.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
It's gonna be.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I wanted Bok to be like, we don't even practice.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Natural talent, but I did just order a really cool
inflatable glove like baseball glove for the pool for the pool.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Just in the stands a wave.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Is it true that you, personally Brook helped coach her
team to success?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I help, yes, but I don't know that I'm the
one that's bringing them success.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I think that the kids are incredibly talent, but.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You are involved in your daughter's training and practicing and
meal planning to create the ideal athletes.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
We protein up and she gets up before the show.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I do have to ask, how do you respond to
the critics who say that you're coming across as an
over attentive stage mom who's pushing her daughter into something
that you personally were never able to accomplish yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay, the second half is not true. I'm not pushing her,
but I am an overbearing stage mother.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
You did make a banner the other da the critics.
The critics are right, you agree with the critics.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, okay, well regardless, I know who I am. Congratulations
to Nora and this huge achievement, and also to whoever
the real biological father is out there.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
We want to congratulate him as well. We'll find you someday, Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
He will, But now we need to move on and
remember later on in the show we will be revealing
our summer day.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
So make sure you're listening for that. But now we
got to get to the shock collar question of.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
The day with somebody who could potentially be the biological father,
our digital producer Jay.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Sure, well, yesterday was National Pina Colade Day. That's right,
you know, the chocolal drink made with white rum, coconut
cream and pineapple juice, or as Brook calls it, breakfast. Yeah.
And hey, would you look at that? The calendar turned
one day and now it's National Mohito dayo. Yeah. Now,
(03:00):
a mahato or as Brook calls it, lunch, is a
cup cocktail trace back to the sixteenth century that's made
with rum, lime juice, sugar, mint leaves, and soda water.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Did the mint leaves make it a salad jake?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
That's great at it? So, of course we have to
celebrate Mohito Day by bringing back part two of Real
or Fake Tropical Drink Condition of twenty.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
We also learned you should start of our drink man.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
You guys say number one through twenty. I'll tell you
the name and ingredients of a vacation libation. You just
have to tell me, is that a real tropical drink?
Or fake. We'll start with the woman who's a boisey
bronco who doesn't mind a Moscow mule. Yeah, Idaho drink punts, baby,
that's alex I'm clocking out early today.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
A lot of people that Moscow is also in Idaho.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
About a number three In an ode to SpongeBob wear pants,
Your tropical drink is garnished with a plastic pineapple, two
cocktail umbrellas, and a cherry that's seen some stuff. It's
called the bikini bottom butt? Is that a real drink?
Did I make it up?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
How is the plastic pineapple going on top of the
drink a big one like a little one?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And then the cherry is gonna be at what happened
that traumatized the cherry?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Though?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
It is cute and I do love SpongeBob, but it's
just too many details and a busy bar. You don't
get time for the fake.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Alexi says, that's fake. Yeah, it's on real tiky menus.
It's fruity and strong and just suggestive enough to make
you giggle. Alexis is three has been chosen Brook. Your
rum based drink is served in a hollowed out pineapple
and garnished with a tiny sunglasses wearing shrimp. It's called
(05:08):
the Crustacean Vacation. It's famous in Jamaica at a place
called Floyd's Pelican Bar. Chocolate drink or did I make
it up?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I've spent quite a bit of time in Jamaica tour.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's funny that even the shrimp is hungover and it
needs to wear sunglasses so you can't tell, like the
Voodoo Bar in.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Vegas and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
No, no, I would have drank this.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
This is fake. I would have drink. Bring me every
one of this country's beverages. Bruce says, it's fake. I
shouldn't have tried to sneak into Yeah, do the accent brook, No, Jose,
it's three and six offen chows three six nine. This
(05:55):
one's fine, Jose. Your trumper drink is made with guava
juice over from and a float of cinnamon foam. This
drink comes with a pretend signed waiver and a tiny
umbrella made of beef jerky. It's called the Aloha Emergency.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
I was like the castaway beef jerky.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Oh yeah, well, you siting greens again as quick as
you can guava, rum, cinnamon foam float. It's got a
fake waiver that you have to sign and a little
umbrella made of beef.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Jerk.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
You need to get a notary to come and notarize.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
It in order to it must be drunk.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
How do you make an umbrella out of beef? They're
basically like engineers back behind the bar, kind of Hannibal
Leftter esque. You make a lamp shade out of skin?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
No, just too much. I say this is fake. Jose says,
the Aloha emergency is fake?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah, how did it take us so long to get there?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I talk too much about the jerky Speaking of jerky umbrellas, Jeffrey, Europe.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Now number eleven.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Jeffrey, your tropical drink includes mango pure tequila, a red
floater and an actual glow in the dark plastic gecko.
It's called the Lizard Blizzard and you can find it
the Abby Beach Bar in Saint Thomas. It's a real drink,
or do would make it up? That sounds delicious?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Thomas a real place.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Oh yeah, okay, you were asleep?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yes, when our when our family yacht was sailing by,
we always came nap during that part of the journey.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Be careful with this one, because yesterday the glow stick
one was fake, so now it's got to glow in
the dark.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Gecko at it just as much were realistic.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah, but she was drinking it in the dark beach.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
When I drink it tends to get dark, really, Queen,
I like Brooks drunken Caribbean logic.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Here, I'm gonna go with. This has to be a
fake drink.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Jeffrey says, the lizard Blizzard is fake. Would you order
it if you saw that on the menu? After all
that alect, this is the only.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Plenty a rookie, So Lexus is going to get shocked
while singing buy you a drink by t Paine.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Perfect, let's hear it to Alexis.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Baby beaker. Let me talk to you, Let me buy
you a drink empty fang, you know me?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
If you're just talking.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Sure, you should definitely do that at Karaoka. Yeah, you're right,
that's your shock collar question of the day. You got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning