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Speaker 1 (00:01):
People are wondering if we've reached peak obsessive parenting yet
it's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. I say that because
a new product just came out that a lot of
people are talking about, and I wonder if Brooke would
be up for it, because helicopter parenting just got a
hardware upgrade.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh easy. I didn't think people were doing that anymore.
I thought that was out Now. It's like, what was
the one called lighthouse parenting? Is the new wire or
you're just the beacon out in the distance here, I.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Am child, if you need me, is that what you're doing?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Trying it? Now?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
What's the type of parenting where you don't let them
leave till well after they're.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Eighteen years old?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Loving them?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Jeff But I'm talking about the shoebrand Sketches today because
they've launched a new kids sneaker line called Find My Sketchers,
which are basically normal shoes, but they have a secret,
hidden compartment underneath the insul Taylor made for parents to
(01:03):
put Apple air tags in. That is so creepy, creep creepy. Yes, No,
just sleeps with her children every night like normal parents.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Although I will say there's some kids that need it
for different reasons. Oh, you know, like there's some kids
that have a hard time following.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Instruction, right, So it's a way to help track your
kids without anybody knowing, not even the kid. Yeah, you
don't want them knowing that kids.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't know. I feel like they should make them
for senior citizens. You know, all the silver alerts that
we have and they're all wandering off.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yes, also a.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Clever way for parents to locate their child's lost shoes,
because that happens all the time. Sizes run from toddler
to eight years old, with prices starting at fifty two bucks.
The air tags are sold separate.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Suddenly both Suddenly people aren't all anti kid backpack leash,
are they? Yeah, because it's essentially the same thing. So
just the digital version, brok.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
How many pairs of find my sketches are we buying
for Nora and Alder?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh? None for them, but a couple for my husband.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, Yeah, you're probably not interested because you already have
micro chips implanted in your children's bodies somewhere.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Duh.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Those are just homing beacons, right, just.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Because you love them.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Anyway, We're gonna move on get to the shot collar
question of the day with a man who still doesn't
realize his wife slipped an air tag into his incision
during his appendectomy.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You're always gonna be found because she loves you.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's why I'm still using Yeah, our digital producer, let's
do it, Saron Beef.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Coming out of your recommend Today is National Face Mask Day.
It's a holiday that encourages people to indulge in self
care by applying a nice hydrating mask to pamper your
pores and saturate your skin with sweet goopy moistness to
stay you know, we're honoring a very different kind of
face mask, the kind you don't rinse, but put on
(03:01):
for dramatic effect rather in movies, TV shows, entertainment. It's
time for a special asking for a masking edition of Okay.
Now you say number one, three twenty, I'll tell you
about a film or TV series that features a mysterious
figure wearing a mask. I might ask you to name
(03:23):
the character, the actor, the movie, or the show. You
just have to answer correctly to stay in the game.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
We'll start with the woman who likes to use water
down mac and cheese powder is a cheap hydrating face mask. Yes,
orange glow. Yeah. Number eight Alexis, you may receive no
help from the.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, and it's that we're all gonna be like, here's
your clue, Alexis. He's a billionaire with daddy issues so
bad he decided to dress like a flying rodent and
talk to himself and alleys, yay, I do you.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Know what batman is?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Karp Brook? Eight is off the board.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Okay, give me nine nine, here's your clue.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Brook. He's often portrayed as the toughest and most aggressive
of the teenage mutant Ninja turtles, which one wears a
red bandana to hide his identity.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You I know this one. Michelangelo has orange and Raphael
has red?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yes? And positive?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yes? I only know Michaelangelo.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's the blue and purple. I always get mixed up
on Jose.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Eight and nine have been chosen. How about a number.
Let's go number three for three. This psycho wears a
hockey mask and never talks, shows up uninvited to Cabins
in the woods. Basically an introvert with the machete. His
first name is Jason. Oh what's his last You know?
Because I was like, which one is Jason or Michael?
Because I don't watch a lot of the old ones,
(04:57):
the old horror movies. I just started watching scary movies.
But I do remember it's really weird. It's Jason Voor's
for he s.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Did we're killing this last Jake?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Jason out a number, Jeffrey, give me number eleven. Here's
your clue. He's got a sword, a horse, and a
major flair for dramatic entrances named this masked legend.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, I think are you using horse as a euphemism
or do you mean horse like a literal?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Literally? Jeff Okay, different from the movie you watched last night.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
If it's a real horse and you're implying there's a
lot of man on man sword play action, it sounds
like that can only mean one thing. Yes, this must
be the nineteen forty nine production of The Lone Ranger,
starring wild West legend Clayton Moore. Was My mom made
me watch every episode of that show to help me
get the lead role in any gets Your Gun. So hiho,
(05:56):
Silver Sword, Loane Ranger.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Away own Ranger hardly Now that's Zorro.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Excuse me. Lone Ranger doesn't have a sword, Dude, he's
got a gun.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, he's packing a sword.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
You have no idea Apple AirTag will find that thing.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Jeffrey's been eliminated for down to three people. We're talking
about masked people from film and television. Alexis and need
a number from you twelve. He's got a metal mask,
a cape and also Daddy issues, Daddy issues in this. Yeah,
it's not Kanye. This guy's from space.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Who is it?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Space is a metal mask?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I can only think of one metal mask.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I think, man, that's the Little Iron Man. Very good,
Daddy Alexis, He's not from spaces, from State. This is
Darth Vader.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, I never think of that black one metal Brook.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
We're down to you. You get this wrong? And Jose's
winning today. Okay, he's got a chainsaw, bad skin and
mommy issues. What is up with this list? Name this
Texas terror? What's the name?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
What is the name of them? It's the Texas chainsaw
massacre guy.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
It's from Texas. So kidding like Bill Wayne? Wayne could
be the lone Ranger issues in that show.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I feel like his name is Brad.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Last name Yeah, no, Brook says, just Brad. It's not.
His name is Leatherface.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh, probably because that's obviously his stage name. Brad was
probably his given name.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
That's right. You have one today's edition of Plenty Jose.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You get to choose who gets shocked, and they're going
to be singing in honor of masks. Can't feel my
face by the weekend, who's it going to be?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I think Chainsaw Brad was pretty bad. Brook, I.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Can't feel my face and I'm with you, but I
love it. Oh, I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
That is your shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
We got your phone tap coming up in just a
few minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,