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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Alexis.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Remember when you volunteered to baby sit for Brook's dog
for a weekend and instead she forced you to clean
her entire house top to bottom.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
She did such a good job. It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
What would you say was the number one piece of
clutter in Brooks house? Is it discarded candy wrappers or
random pieces of driftwood that Brook collects and adds googly
eyes to and then tries to pass it off as
art to the local senior center.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
The wine bottles are we not going to talk about?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I asked, because Google Trends just came out with a
list of which items get the most searches for how
to properly dispose of them, and they broke it down
by state, So of course you get a lot of
the typical stuff like bottles and cans, and a lot
of the states.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I was thinking, Okay, like bodies broke are active material,
a lot.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Of people want to know how to dispose of batteries
an outdated tech like old TV remotes and phones. But
then there was states with the weirder, more specific searches.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Okay, what do we got to like.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
People in Ohio and Vermont want to know how to
properly recycle wrapping paper.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, you got to get the craft paper, which is
it's not as pretty, but it's just like it looks
like a paper bag.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Got just put it in the fire. In Nevada, Christmas trees.
They don't know how to get rid of the Christmas trees.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Well, my homestate, you just burn them.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah again fire.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
In Colorado, the top search was how to dispose of paint.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh yeah, that's a hard one. I wants over the
neighbor's fence. Yeah, whatever you want to do. Yeah, sure,
as long as it's got leaden.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
For Tennessee, it's plastic bags. Oh man, don't dispose of those.
You tie them up and you put them underneath your
sink for like years and years yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
For Florida it's red solo cups. Totally makes sense.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
That was a joke.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
And for our show, the number one items to recycle
is dog shot collars.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We've burned through these babies every single day.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
We're gonna do it one more time when we send
it over to digital.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Jake, let's go, Jake, grab.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Your boomerangs and prepare to get squeezed tighter than Chris
Hemsworth curling a koala because it's National Hug and Australian Day.
It's where we show our love to our vegemite loving
friends from Down on Down Day. If you've never been there,
you may not realize a lot of places in Australia
(02:31):
have strange or quirky sounding names, either based on the
Aboriginal language, or it could be because they drink a
lot and you never really know what they're saying. That's
why today I'll give you the name of a place
in Australia and you have to tell me if it's
real or made up. In a special Ausie edition of Dolente,
(02:54):
We'll start with the woman who can do a perfect
Australian accent. That's Alexis. Alexis, give us an example, good Day.
Like I said, perfect Alexis. Your place could be real
or made up. It's called Frog's Breath Falls. Oh is
that a real Australian place? Do we make that up?
Frogs Breath Falls? And I have to say, first of all,
(03:14):
my college roommate was from hopefully not spoiler, a place
called Gimpy.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Everyone has a hitch in their walk from there, so
I don't know she.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Got teaser whole time so I could see someone being
from here. I'm gonna say it's real, Jake. Alexis says,
Frog's Breath Falls is real. It is. We made that
one up. Alexis is out shipped off to Gimpy with
your friends. Brook, it's your turn. Okay. Your town is
called woo lou Mulu? Is that a real Australian place?
(03:47):
Did we make that up? I can spell it for
you if you'd like.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, I want it spelled w.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
O o l o o m o o l o oo.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Can I add that to my up of my vacation
or your next baby name?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh my god, I love it. It has to be real,
Brook says Woolu Muloo is a real place. It is.
Come on, yeah, it's a real place. That's a suburb
of Sydney. Brooks still in it, Jose. I'm gonna need
you to brace yourself for this town. Jose. Your Australian
place could be real or fake. It's doo dooo town,
(04:24):
the Australian place and we make that up. My kids
are gonna love hearing if this is a real place,
it lives better. It reminds me of when I watched
the Phillies play The Pittsburgh Pirates. Yeah, zero zero and
it said poop on the screen.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It was so buddies there.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Just because it's been in my life, I guess I'm
gonna say this is real.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Jose says Doodoo Town is real. It is. Come on, yeah,
that's real. That's a coastal village in Tasmania. Yeah, Jeffrey,
were over to you.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No great rivalry of town versus Wooloo.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Jeffrey, your location is whoop whoop, Wasteland.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Raise the roof to.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
This stuck in the eighties and nineties in this town Australia. Okay,
I mean with if Woolo Maloo and Doodoo Town are real.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
There's nothing that can fro breads out so normal.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Your guys, I would have said it was tell me,
whoop woop, Wasteland is real.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Jeff said, whoop whoop, Wasteland's real. It is. They would
never put Wasteland on.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Paradise.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, Australia, all Wasteland Brook your location sizzling sausage springs
are so hungry cousin is making bays sizzling sausage springs
real or made.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
This sounds a freaking candy Land.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I don't know. I'm hungry. I'm gonna go it's fake though, Jake,
it said fake it is, yes, Jose, Jose, we're up
at sudden death. Now you get this right, you win?
You get it wrong, and Brook wins, Your location is
Humpty dew a real Australian place. Did we make it up?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Unty?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Is the homeland? Yeah, you're gonna say real on the
backside of Buggery Mountain And Jose says, Humpty Doo is real.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
That is, that's real. It's in the Northern Territory. Jose
wins today's edition of.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
All Right, mate, Jose gets it right, so he gets
to choose who gets shocked, and they're gonna be singing
down Under by men at work.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah. I feel like I want to give it to
Alexis because her friend lives there. I feel like she
should have known every city.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
And clearly was a terrible tour guy.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Do you come from a land down Under where what?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I couldn't remember that one?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I think you're gonna be banned from.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, and put you in town after that one. That's
your shock collar question of the day. Your phone tap
is coming up in just a few minutes