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October 6, 2025 8 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and let's get
this show started on a positive note. Because there's been
crime in Florida.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Want to crime, Jeff, but we do love a good
Flora story.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
We'll go hand in hand.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Seven suspects have been arrested in connection with a massive
thefter ring involving more than eight hundred thousand dollars worth
of one item. What these all happened at home depot
stores across the state of Florida. We're gonna go around
the room and everyone's gonna guess what item was stolen, Alexis,
We're gonna start with you. Eight hundred thousand dollars of

(00:39):
one item from home depot. Remember, these are Florida criminals.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
What did they take toilets?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
No toilets? Brooks, Do you need a hint copper wiring?
You're choosing to ignore my hint?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Okay, After they stole eight hundred thousand dollars of this item,
they realized they couldn't resell it. Jose, any guesses before
I say the answers?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I know, and it's the hot dogs out front. I
always buy one of the hot dogs. It's not hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
The seven Florida, suspects were arrested over a massive theft
ring involving close to a million dollars worth of stolen
smoke detectors.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Why couldn't they get them, though, Why couldn't they sell them?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
The police found multiple storage units filled with them, and
apparently the suspects attempted to resell them on eBay but
were pricing them far too hot.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I thought, I thought the thieves just had a really
strong fear of fire.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, you know, they found themselves with a lot of inventory,
not a lot of people trying to buy smoke detectors.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I think I would say, you don't want kind of
a knockoff. You want that to be pretty reliable. Yeah,
and you're gonna spend the money. That's one thing that
you want to Yeah, I get cheaper and from the store.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
It's very more so, they were deep in dead because
the cost of the storage unit was more than the
amount they were making off of the smoke detectors.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
This idea among those seven friends was like, Okay, listen,
this is what we're gonna do. Tell some smoke detectors
on board it.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Totally So is this a case of dumb criminals or
did they just need more time to move the merchandise.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I don't know, but I do know this.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
The Florida Attorney General did take a shot at another
state on the way out, saying, we're proud that Florida
doesn't have stores with merchandise locked behind glass like you
see over in California, and we intend to keep it
that way.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Calvin's like, we didn't do anything.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, not enough crime in California.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, you keep it cool in Florida.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I heard about that one thing that happened in New York. Yeah, yeah,
there you go. Can't argue that that.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
We're gonna move on to the shot collar was End
of the Day, the man Who's stealing hearts and Spider
Man underwear Acer Jake.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well, now that fall is officially here, the leaves are turning,
the pumpkin spice is flowing, and Lindsay Lohan is starring
in at least seven low budget seasonal films. Because it's
Hallmark movie season.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
You got those cozy cinematic tales about small town romances,
and what better way to celebrate than by testing your
movie knowledge during a special Hallmark or land Shark edition.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Of Plenty of twenty. Now if you say a number
one through twenty, I'll tell you about a heartwarming seasonal film.
It could be from the fall season or a Halloween
or Christmas. You just have to tell me. Is that
a real Hallmark or a fake land Shark? Yes, like
some of the movies I might describe here, know what

(03:55):
you're catching on? Second, start with the woman who sees
Hallmark movies horror films, especially the last one called Hitched
for Christmas. That's Alexis ten. Number ten. Alexis your Hallmark movie? Title?
Is a Shoe Addicts Christmas? This heartwarming tales about a
woman who finds herself trapped in a department store overnight

(04:17):
and learns life lessons through her magical shoes. Is this
a Hallmark or a land Shark?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Aren't there like hundreds of Hallmark movies?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I mean? And this would be our Turtle from Laser
Stories favorite movie?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Oh yeah, a woman Stuck in them all.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I don't know if the shoes would be magical, but
you know, sure, why not?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Let's say Hallmark? Why not? It's the season and that
is a Hallmark movie. It came out in twenty eighteen. Wow,
big year for shoe addictions. Brook ten is off the board.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Okay, give me eleven Brook.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Your Hallmark movie title is Mistletoe and Mergers, where a
big city lawyer finds love while close a deal in
a small snowy town. It sounds made up, but is it?

Speaker 4 (05:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
It sounds like every like that is always the plot
of every Hallmark movie. It's some big wig come into
a small town hard.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
And it gets warmed one woman.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
He just can't figure out their quite way.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Finally, did I mention this all happened in a small
snowy town. That sounds made up? Right there? And a
merger is a marriage in a sense. So there's your
romance by or combined for live markland Shark Brook. Hall
Brook says, Hallmark, absolutely not. It's too spot on that

(05:39):
they know it's too accurate. It takes like fifteen minutes
from to make new ones, so it's probably gonna be
done by the end of the Jose, over to you.
Ten and eleven have been chosen. Twelve Jose. Your Hallmark
movie title is Pumpkin Spice Proposal, My God. Two rivals
compete in a fall bake off but end up competing
for each other's hard This is a Hallmark or a

(06:02):
Land Shark.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh man, they hate each other in the bake off,
but then they fall in love.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Jose like a hint. Yes, this movie did not happen
in a small snowy town. Oh, big city, pumpkin spice
bank off.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
No, I think it's still small town. It's just fall season.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Ye, no snow. I like this.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Hallmark is always in a small town and they don't
feature one meth lab. There's not one weird hoarder that
lives next to you.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Not accurate. Small businesses are thriving.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I grew up in a small town.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
That is not how it is.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, if it was Brooks small town, they'd be packing
and smokes while they're baking.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
It's fine. I don't like this. I'm gonna say land Shark.
Jose says land Shark. Yeah, one up, Jeffrey, We're over
to you now. Fourteen. Your Hallmark movie title is love
in the Leftovers, two single pairents bond after their kids
ditch Thanksgiving dinner for a ski trip. Is that movie

(07:04):
a Hallmark or a land Shark?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
And it's not where I thought this was going. I
thought there was a love making scene and some of
it got into the Leftovers. I would watch that movie Love.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
In the Leftovers. That's a land shark. Jeffrey says land shark. Yeah,
Jeffrey should make that one up. And that means Brooke,
the only person who got one wrong, has lost plenty
of twenty.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
All right, So Brooke, you're gonna get shocked. And somebody
wanted to hear you saying uptown funk by Mark Ronson
and Bruno Mars say.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Who's Mark Ronson? Girls hitch Hallelujah? Who hit hallelujah?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Whoo girls hit Hellujah? Who is uptown folk? Don't give
to you?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
That's a very shock collar question of the Day by Hallmark.
We're gonna do a phone tap coming up right after
this Brooke.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
And Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Morning
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