October 21, 2025 • 8 mins
WHO SAID IT: Judge Judy or Kim Kardashian?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got
a big issue on her hands, our own. Brook Fox
cannot speak. Her voice suddenly went out, which is kind
of a problem when your job is to talk on
the radio. But luckily she is getting an assist today.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Brooke, Hi, everyone, I am so sorry this happened, but
I lost my voice today.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Brook's using a robot voice to help her communicate itself.
She types it and then the robot says it. So
that's kind of nice, right right, Brook?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
This new voice I have is rather cheeky, don't you fancy?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay, Brook, let's not Let's not abuse the British robot
lady here. Can we try to be a little bit
professional translating this into no, she's typing when it just
says it.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I am just saying, if you have a crumpet right now,
that maybe you can wallydop it in a spot of tea.
That's what I would do, Mayti.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Normaltyah, Now you're half British and half Jack Sparrow. It's
getting it's honestly, it's getting a little bit ridiculous. Can
you just be normal? You just say something normal with
your robot voice?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Don't get all randy. Now we've only just met a tesco.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
What we don't have a tesco around here, but what
the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It is a possibility that I get proper randy after
one glass of prosecco.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, at least at least that does kind of sound
a little bit like broke. Still, yikes, this is Brooke.
I'm not liking this.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Sounds like someone's been having a naughty little natta behind
closed doors.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I don't even know that, and maybe what that even means.
Let's just stop. Okay, let's let's turn off the robotic
system to probably don't you probably offended half of England
at this point, so let's just move on. Going to
go to the stock collar question of the day, and
I'm not sure exactly how we're going to manage this,
but it's a British coy, British polite coffee. Let's send
(02:09):
it over to our digital producer, who is British in
all the right places.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Dog, whatever robot nonsense you're doing right now, and show
some respect. Judge Judy's birthday Today we celebrate the Queen
of courtroom smackdowns, the woman who yells how dare you,
and it kind of sounds poetic.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh yeah, she does. She's been dishing out.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Zingers and life lessons since the early nineties and the
only way to honor her properly is to put her
up against an equally talented titan of the courtroom. Oh
that's why today we're doing a special who said it?
Judge Judy or Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Addition, when they speak, they both sound so similar. This
is going to be toy Kim waiting for bar results
to come back right now. Yeah, and when.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
You know it, it's also Kim Kardashian's birthday, is it.
She's trying to pass the bar right, So saying.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
What if we have judge came in the future, Like, seriously,
that'd be awesome. I watch the judges.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So you guys, say number one through twenty. I'll give
you a wise quote. You just have to tell me
was that spoken by the Honorable Judge Judith Shindland or
Kimberly Kardashian. Future attorney at Lass will start with the
woman whose hairstyle is illegally blonde?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Five?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Number five, alexis your quote? Is this? I only started
wearing underwear a month ago and I never wore underwear
until then.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Please don't be Judge Judy. Is that Kim or Judge
to day? Maybe it's uncomfortable for Judge there all day.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It's got to be.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
So breezy under nine.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, you want to let it breathe a little bit?
No Jee, you do?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Brooks trying to agree with you, By the way, exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
If there's a time to go underwear free, it's underneath
a giant broom of law.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Are you giving?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Brook is doing sign language. Brook really wants me to
say Judge Judy. Yeah, she's nodding her head. Yes, But
I do think it is Kim.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Kardas despite Brooks protesting alexisay, is Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Brook, how's this gonna go? Do you have a number
you could say?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Or to.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
God? Okay, number one? Brook?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Your line of dialogue is quote, I eat morons like
you for breakfast. You're gonna be crying before this was over.
I was that entrepreneur Kim Kardashian or beatn up Justice Judge.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I mean sometimes when the Kardashian sisters are talking, things
get kind of heated.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah to.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Wow, I feel like Kim's here, but I don't know. Brook,
this is gonna be your answer. Okay, how do you uh,
how do you want to answer?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's Kim Kardashian. I know that because I am wearing
her skims right now. So cheeky, cheeky.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
She gets more than just underwear, she makes all clothes.
Oh yeah, you can.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Broadcasting Kim not to be too inside baseball. I'm also
wearing skims right now. What says Kim k I'm sorry.
That was Judge June.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Nice tray?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Does she just gave the universal shut?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Robot Brook is, oh for one all time. If you're keeping,
we're going to Jose. One in five are off the board,
seven number seven. Jose, your quote is as follows. There's
a lot of baggage that comes with us, but it's
like Louis Vaton baggage you always wanted. Was that Kimberly
Noel Kardashian or Judge Judith Susan Shiny.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Oh my gosh, Well it could have been like a
legal case about a stolen Louis Vaton or was it
fake and the judge was asking? But I think in
my heart we're going Kim k Jake.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
In his heart. He says Kim K. His heart doesn't
betray him. Nailed that one, Jose Jeffrey, it's Judge Judy's
birthday and Kim K's birthday, so we're getting judgmental over
seven are off the board.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Fourteen fourteen quote.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I'm kind of shocked I'm getting a fashion award when
I'm naked most of the time. Now, hang on, Jeffrey,
carefully on this one.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Think it through.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Take your time. Did Kim Kardashian say that? Or was
it eighty three year old Judge Judy?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Judge j wants naked Judge Judy so wants.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
But that's the thing you don't need, Judy Bruce, that
you don't really know what's going on behind the giant
Judge stamped.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah, it's like a big old box.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah. You can see hers from like the neck down,
so you never know. But I'm definitely gonna need to
google like til you get pictures naked videos. But I'm
not gonna go to Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Jeffrey says, Kim Kardashian, that is wreck and that means
that Robot Brooke has lost today's edition up.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Twenty all right, Brooke, well, You're gonna be getting shocked
right in the throat, which is already doing so well anyway.
So let's have you saying Living on a Prayer by
bon Jovi, whoa you hit notes that you've never been
(07:49):
able to hit before.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I wish she was at this level during regular.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Dogs are barking everywhere. That's your shot collar question of
the day. We got your tap coming up in just
a few minutes.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got
a big issue on her hands, our own. Brook Fox
cannot speak. Her voice suddenly went out, which is kind
of a problem when your job is to talk on
the radio. But luckily she is getting an assist today.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Brooke, Hi, everyone, I am so sorry this happened, but
I lost my voice today.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Brook's using a robot voice to help her communicate itself.
She types it and then the robot says it. So
that's kind of nice, right right, Brook?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
This new voice I have is rather cheeky, don't you fancy?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay, Brook, let's not Let's not abuse the British robot
lady here. Can we try to be a little bit
professional translating this into no, she's typing when it just
says it.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I am just saying, if you have a crumpet right now,
that maybe you can wallydop it in a spot of tea.
That's what I would do, Mayti.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Normaltyah, Now you're half British and half Jack Sparrow. It's
getting it's honestly, it's getting a little bit ridiculous. Can
you just be normal? You just say something normal with
your robot voice?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Don't get all randy. Now we've only just met a tesco.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
What we don't have a tesco around here, but what
the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It is a possibility that I get proper randy after
one glass of prosecco.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, at least at least that does kind of sound
a little bit like broke. Still, yikes, this is Brooke.
I'm not liking this.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Sounds like someone's been having a naughty little natta behind
closed doors.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I don't even know that, and maybe what that even means.
Let's just stop. Okay, let's let's turn off the robotic
system to probably don't you probably offended half of England
at this point, so let's just move on. Going to
go to the stock collar question of the day, and
I'm not sure exactly how we're going to manage this,
but it's a British coy, British polite coffee. Let's send
(02:09):
it over to our digital producer, who is British in
all the right places.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Dog, whatever robot nonsense you're doing right now, and show
some respect. Judge Judy's birthday Today we celebrate the Queen
of courtroom smackdowns, the woman who yells how dare you,
and it kind of sounds poetic.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh yeah, she does. She's been dishing out.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Zingers and life lessons since the early nineties and the
only way to honor her properly is to put her
up against an equally talented titan of the courtroom. Oh
that's why today we're doing a special who said it?
Judge Judy or Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Addition, when they speak, they both sound so similar. This
is going to be toy Kim waiting for bar results
to come back right now. Yeah, and when.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
You know it, it's also Kim Kardashian's birthday, is it.
She's trying to pass the bar right, So saying.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
What if we have judge came in the future, Like, seriously,
that'd be awesome. I watch the judges.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So you guys, say number one through twenty. I'll give
you a wise quote. You just have to tell me
was that spoken by the Honorable Judge Judith Shindland or
Kimberly Kardashian. Future attorney at Lass will start with the
woman whose hairstyle is illegally blonde?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Five?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Number five, alexis your quote? Is this? I only started
wearing underwear a month ago and I never wore underwear
until then.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Please don't be Judge Judy. Is that Kim or Judge
to day? Maybe it's uncomfortable for Judge there all day.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It's got to be.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
So breezy under nine.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, you want to let it breathe a little bit?
No Jee, you do?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Brooks trying to agree with you, By the way, exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
If there's a time to go underwear free, it's underneath
a giant broom of law.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Are you giving?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Brook is doing sign language. Brook really wants me to
say Judge Judy. Yeah, she's nodding her head. Yes, But
I do think it is Kim.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Kardas despite Brooks protesting alexisay, is Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Brook, how's this gonna go? Do you have a number
you could say?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Or to.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
God? Okay, number one? Brook?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Your line of dialogue is quote, I eat morons like
you for breakfast. You're gonna be crying before this was over.
I was that entrepreneur Kim Kardashian or beatn up Justice Judge.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I mean sometimes when the Kardashian sisters are talking, things
get kind of heated.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah to.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Wow, I feel like Kim's here, but I don't know. Brook,
this is gonna be your answer. Okay, how do you uh,
how do you want to answer?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's Kim Kardashian. I know that because I am wearing
her skims right now. So cheeky, cheeky.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
She gets more than just underwear, she makes all clothes.
Oh yeah, you can.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Broadcasting Kim not to be too inside baseball. I'm also
wearing skims right now. What says Kim k I'm sorry.
That was Judge June.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Nice tray?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Does she just gave the universal shut?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Robot Brook is, oh for one all time. If you're keeping,
we're going to Jose. One in five are off the board,
seven number seven. Jose, your quote is as follows. There's
a lot of baggage that comes with us, but it's
like Louis Vaton baggage you always wanted. Was that Kimberly
Noel Kardashian or Judge Judith Susan Shiny.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Oh my gosh, Well it could have been like a
legal case about a stolen Louis Vaton or was it
fake and the judge was asking? But I think in
my heart we're going Kim k Jake.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
In his heart. He says Kim K. His heart doesn't
betray him. Nailed that one, Jose Jeffrey, it's Judge Judy's
birthday and Kim K's birthday, so we're getting judgmental over
seven are off the board.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Fourteen fourteen quote.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I'm kind of shocked I'm getting a fashion award when
I'm naked most of the time. Now, hang on, Jeffrey,
carefully on this one.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Think it through.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Take your time. Did Kim Kardashian say that? Or was
it eighty three year old Judge Judy?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Judge j wants naked Judge Judy so wants.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
But that's the thing you don't need, Judy Bruce, that
you don't really know what's going on behind the giant
Judge stamped.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah, it's like a big old box.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah. You can see hers from like the neck down,
so you never know. But I'm definitely gonna need to
google like til you get pictures naked videos. But I'm
not gonna go to Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Jeffrey says, Kim Kardashian, that is wreck and that means
that Robot Brooke has lost today's edition up.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Twenty all right, Brooke, well, You're gonna be getting shocked
right in the throat, which is already doing so well anyway.
So let's have you saying Living on a Prayer by
bon Jovi, whoa you hit notes that you've never been
(07:49):
able to hit before.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I wish she was at this level during regular.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Dogs are barking everywhere. That's your shot collar question of
the day. We got your tap coming up in just
a few minutes.
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